Comments on: Baby’s First Gourd http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/ Where DIY Meets WTF Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:54:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: awkwardpanda http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-134573 awkwardpanda Sat, 23 Apr 2011 07:00:18 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-134573 Perfect last-minute gift for the parent who needs to get rid of the baby that won't stop crying, but needs it to look like an accident. Perfect last-minute gift for the parent who needs to get rid of the baby that won’t stop crying, but needs it to look like an accident.

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]]> By: Naveedess http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-19723 Naveedess Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:01:47 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-19723 Recovering Crack Baby, we are (as far as random internet things are concerned) as close as one butt cheek to the next! My roommate is from Le Roy, haha. I live in Chatfield, I work in PRESTON. HA! Recovering Crack Baby, we are (as far as random internet things are concerned) as close as one butt cheek to the next! My roommate is from Le Roy, haha. I live in Chatfield, I work in PRESTON. HA!

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]]> By: Recovering Crack Baby http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14600 Recovering Crack Baby Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:42:20 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14600 #75 Naveedess- I am about 10 minutes to Leroy and what the fuck is it after that about 40 minutes to Rochester?? We are pretty close. Yes here in Iowa and surrounding towns- whimsicle fuckery is what some could call the local craft shows and of course our Gas Station's carry the funniest shit.............. so much so that some could and rightfully so be jealous. Are you North or South of Rochester- are we talkin like Oronoco or Racine or Steweratville- which reminds me of an airplane runway #75 Naveedess- I am about 10 minutes to Leroy and what the fuck is it after that about 40 minutes to Rochester?? We are pretty close.
Yes here in Iowa and surrounding towns- whimsicle fuckery is what some could call the local craft shows and of course our Gas Station’s carry the funniest shit………….. so much so that some could and rightfully so be jealous. Are you North or South of Rochester- are we talkin like Oronoco or Racine or Steweratville- which reminds me of an airplane runway

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]]> By: Naveedess http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14558 Naveedess Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:22:24 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14558 #64 Recovering Crack Baby: Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. I don't dislike hunters, farmers, or the small town I live in - (BTW - I grew up in Decorah - woo! go Iowa! lol) I think I was just "sighing" at the squirrel blood. lol. I'm up around the Rochester area now. I do miss Decorah though. So much whimsicle fuckery there, much more than here!!! =) #64 Recovering Crack Baby:

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I don’t dislike hunters, farmers, or the small town I live in – (BTW – I grew up in Decorah – woo! go Iowa! lol) I think I was just “sighing” at the squirrel blood. lol.

I’m up around the Rochester area now. I do miss Decorah though. So much whimsicle fuckery there, much more than here!!! =)

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]]> By: regretmenot http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14330 regretmenot Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:33:06 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14330 Oh host of the hoary netherworld ~rattle, rattle~ please bestow thy blessings upon my humble dwelling with gifts of customized, whimsicle fuckery that I might frighten away relatives...er..protect my home this holiday season. Amen

Oh host of the hoary netherworld ~rattle, rattle~

please bestow thy blessings upon my humble dwelling with gifts of customized, whimsicle fuckery that I might frighten away relatives…er..protect my home this holiday season.

Amen

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]]> By: vangoghbabe http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14320 vangoghbabe Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:06:50 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14320 #14 #41 It can be added to the instruments played by the cumberband. always looking for new taint..I mean talent #14
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It can be added to the instruments played by the cumberband.
always looking for new taint..I mean talent

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]]> By: vangoghbabe http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14318 vangoghbabe Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:05:47 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14318 #50 Petsmart #50 Petsmart

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]]> By: spareGus http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14291 spareGus Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:53:20 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14291 this was on my registry. nobody got it for us, obviously :( this was on my registry. nobody got it for us, obviously :(

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]]> By: Efit http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14279 Efit Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:36:15 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14279 *any* jesus H. *any*

jesus H.

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]]> By: Efit http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14278 Efit Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:35:53 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14278 Okay, to play the devil's advocate here, she does not use and tags for children or toys, but rather markets this as a musical instrument. It's hideous and gross and unsanitary-looking, true. Just sayin'. Okay, to play the devil’s advocate here, she does not use and tags for children or toys, but rather markets this as a musical instrument. It’s hideous and gross and unsanitary-looking, true.

Just sayin’.

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]]> By: nitebyrd http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14277 nitebyrd Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:23:17 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14277 This might be something Fran Lebowitz would give a child. This might be something Fran Lebowitz would give a child.

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]]> By: Sushisimo http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14273 Sushisimo Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:23:41 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14273 Apparently, this gourd is what you'll turn into at midnight if you haven't returned home wearing the Lady Chatterly's Lover outfit.

Apparently, this gourd is what you’ll turn into at midnight if you haven’t returned home wearing the Lady Chatterly’s Lover outfit.

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]]> By: Efit http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14271 Efit Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:18:52 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14271 People who use dead animal shit in baby items ought to be taken out back and bitch slapped - by my baby. *thwack!* People who use dead animal shit in baby items ought to be taken out back and bitch slapped – by my baby.

*thwack!*

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]]> By: Thistle http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14262 Thistle Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:46:53 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14262 yay! baby's first severed foot of a woodland creature! yay! baby’s first severed foot of a woodland creature!

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]]> By: Recovering Crack Baby http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/03/babys-first-gourd/#comment-14256 Recovering Crack Baby Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:58:51 +0000 http://www.regretsy.com/?p=5424#comment-14256 TO #58 Naveedess : I am in IOWA and on a big ass Farm I can see the Minnesota border down my gravel road- not kidding either. I have no shame in admitting that we have a Cabin for Hunter's whom come from everywhere for the Big Kill........ so whadayah all need? I can hook you up- literally as we also live on the River? TO #58 Naveedess :

I am in IOWA and on a big ass Farm I can see the Minnesota border down my gravel road- not kidding either. I have no shame in admitting that we have a Cabin for Hunter’s whom come from everywhere for the Big Kill…….. so whadayah all need? I can hook you up- literally as we also live on the River?

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