Comments on: Nightmare Before Christmas

By: queen_mab

queen_mab — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 04:33:52 +0000

My first thought was…. “Ack! Looks just like Winston Churchill!”

By: Roryyoung

Roryyoung — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:41:21 +0000

That would be a scary thing to have on my Christmas tree. Imagining waking up in the morning groggily walking to the tree to open up your presents, and seeing this creature staring you in the face. Absolutely horrendous! I wonder why they even made it…

By: goober

goober — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 09:49:22 +0000

Killer Klowns from Outer Space, anyone?

http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/cult_movies/killer_klowns.htm

By: damndirtyapes

damndirtyapes — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:17:39 +0000

You have made me so happy – I can’t stop laughing @ your description of the ornament!

By: heidrun

heidrun — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:10:14 +0000

i want my ornaments to look like the actual BIRTH. where’s the vagina, dammit?

By: I-of-the-beholder

I-of-the-beholder — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:22:05 +0000

In many cultures around the world, Christmas is celebrated with a pinata.

Mayans celebrated holy days with live human sacrifice.

This one of a kind sculpture blends old with new, to pay homage to both Christian and pre-Christian civilizations.

By: marimoy

marimoy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:48:44 +0000

that is not a yawn. At all.

By: beqi

beqi — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:37:32 +0000

That’s one way to keep the Trainspotting baby from crawling across your ceiling.

By: It Lives

It Lives — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:21:46 +0000

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35289349

Whale or petrified dildo? You decide.

By: It Lives

It Lives — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:21:31 +0000

Awww, it looks like she took it off Etsy.

By: sudabaki

sudabaki — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:48:24 +0000

133 Kathleen Shimp, I’d rather have your dismembered foot hanging from my tree.

By: whimsiclefuckery

whimsiclefuckery — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:09:19 +0000

Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again!

By: PussDaddy

PussDaddy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:27:26 +0000

It kinda looks like a baby got trapped in one of those machines with a moth, like that guy got trapped in one with a fly in that movie The Fly, and the baby came out the other end with moth parts. Or the moth came out the other end with baby parts. Take your pick. But most importantly, swat it with a fly swatter or hit it with some Raid.

By: moi

moi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:04:26 +0000

Aw…she was on Martha! She’s cute as a button.

http://www.marthastewart.com/article/eggs-in-nest-centerpiece?autonomy_kw=Eggs-in-Nest%20Centerpiece&rsc=header_1

By: moi

moi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:00:35 +0000

OMG http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35160528

Can you imagine going to someone else’s house and seeing a tree decorated with these things? Really, imagine it. I used to know this weird guy in college that had a collection of Madonnas and other weird cemetery art all over his apartment. That was freaky. Not nearly as freaky as a tree full of sculpted babies in alien caccoons would be. I’d feel like someone needed to started digging out the backyard.