I can verify that law! I once prepared a t-shirt template that said, “Allow me to demonstrate: You’re an idiot and your grammer sucks.” Thankfully my friend caught my misspelling of grammar before I emblazoned it across my chest.
I just thought I’d mention that my loud, raucous laughter induced an asthma attack. My inhaler is now empty and I’m going to use it as a centerpiece in my whimsicle Popsicle-stick manger scene using a troll doll as the angel.
**selling point- the Popsicle sticks still have some of their original sticky-ness on them. And I made it with a whole lotta love**
While I’m highly amused at the brain power it took to be so dum, I’m going to be teh jerk who points out that “king of stupid” wouldn’t have been caught by SpellCheck. It doesn’t decipher stupid, it looks for misspellings.
LOL martini! And I JUST realized that he should have written “kind of stupid.” I really thought he was using some sort of Heathers-inspired slang calling HK the “King of Stupid.” Srsly, had me the scepter; it’s my turn.
King of Stupid needs to follow the rules. We can all poke fun at each others’ spelling and grammar (not him) cuz we all know:
1- the inside joke;
2- that we really are literate (despite the occasional SNAFU);
3- that none of us will cry to mom (Helen Killer) when we get rude, crude and socially unacceptable.
BTW, this post was made by a vagina with lots of whimsicle fuckery!
Quick — someone check Etsy for a handmade sense of humour! One done whimsicle-style is preferable. We can all pitch in to make sure the letter-writer gets what they most need for the holidays.
#36 martini :
#33 anti-flamitory : Bet if would of found “teh”…
Some spell checks would flag it as a commonly misused word, but teh is a real word:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/teh
Te
/dɛ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [de] Show IPA
–noun
(in philosophical Taoism) the virtue or power inherent in a person or thing existing in harmony with the Tao.
Also, Teh.
Crown me queen of stupid because I didn’t get it either until I read what the typo was here. Duh! I too thought it was some reference I hadn’t heard of.
I’ve become so accustomed to all the caustic wit here that I didn’t realize it was a typo either until I read the replies. Carry on with the whimsicley costic wittyness fuckery.
Just thinking – without modern technology we would not have all this cool whimsical fuckery to look at all day. The world would be so boring. Bring on the typos, mispellings and crappy crafts. We want more!
BOL!! awww looks like some idiot totaly missed the joke!
HEY KNOWALL! we love you too.. now.. buy a clue and get in on the joke instead of being an ass.
p.s. I woke up the neighbor’s baby. Actually, they live two townhouses down. Also, it had nothing to do with my laughter at this post. Just thought I should mention it.
#54 Skully “conversate” has somehow become acceptable in the past year or so. I doubt that “fuckery” can be too far behind. Of course, I am personally rooting for “douchebaggery,” of which this email is a sterling example.
The person who sent you that sounds like the typical frumpy, pissed off at the world, has 100 cats, hasn’t seen a penis since the Carter Administration woman that is often found in the forum section all the way down the page on that Etsy site people speak of.
I get the feeling that if this person actually returns to Regretsy (for what would clearly only be the second time) they would look at this post and still not understand what’s going on.
I must say though, “That’s King of Stupid!” is my new favorite exclamation.
hmm I dunno guys. “g” and “d” are not next to each other on the keyboard so there is a chance this dude(tte) wrote “king” intentionally. (You know school slang changes on a per second basis). That said it is still douchebagishly lame that (s)he cried to HK in an email about the spelling of whimsical… do your homework before you criticize the Royal Family of Criticizers, oh Protector of Whimsical.
Okay, not to defend the King or anything, but you guys do realize that SpellCheck wouldn’t pick up anything wrong with the word “king”, right? Come on! Gotta be smarter than the morons you’re making fun of!
In King of Stupid’s case, it’s called re-reading your two-sentence email before clicking “send”. Time consuming, I know.
Hi, everyone. Allow me to introduce myself as none other than your King (in this case let’s make it Queen) of Stupid. I didn’t intend to come across as indignant, self-righteous, or any of the other flattering adjectives I’ve seen in the last 70-some comments. But I’ll be the first to admit I deserve it, and I honestly got a good laugh reading through them after I got past the initial shock. I guess when I saw “whimsicle”…
it just put me in mind of all the adults I see who can’t spell worth shit (yes, king was a simple typo), and kind of just sent off the email without thinking. Right after I sent it I thought, “Why did I do that, it’s probably intentional.” So, maybe I have blonde moments. And I’m sure we’ve all put our foot in our mouth or done something stupid like this at some point. So, I’m not ashamed to admit it was me and I’ll accept my crown of stupid.
December 2, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Well, well, aren’t we all ashamed that you are not on the inside track?
December 2, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Awesum.
December 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm
For the record, I did NOT send that.
December 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Sure you didn’t dynomoose..sure you didn’t.
December 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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December 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Omg! And I bet they thought they were being so clever when they sent that. Long live the King!!
December 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
BTW…I like my whimsicles to be fuckery-flavored…
December 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
It figures that the fuckwit sent that email right around the time I asked about “whimsicle” on the shirt thread. Just my fuckin’ luck.
December 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
OUCH! PWNED!
We were pwned by the king of stupid.
How whimsicle.
December 2, 2009 at 1:46 pm
i’m impressed that you came up with such a sweet logo in such short order. nice. :B
December 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Realy? Mabe we shold run it thru spelchek furst.
December 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm
awwwwww it’s like I said, Cheers; where everybody knows your name. and email address.
December 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@sylvan_shadows I think you meant “cleaver”.
December 2, 2009 at 1:54 pm
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December 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! I’m loving this!
All Hail the King of Stupid
December 2, 2009 at 1:57 pm
It’s a law that, when criticizing someone else’s spelling or grammar, one will surely screw it up.
December 2, 2009 at 1:57 pm
and at least the king of stupid has some SWEET high tops!
December 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Way to miss the point, Captain Obvious!
December 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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December 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I don’t think the King of Stupid deserves to touch female reproductive organs of any kind. =D
December 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
steenface:
I can verify that law! I once prepared a t-shirt template that said, “Allow me to demonstrate: You’re an idiot and your grammer sucks.” Thankfully my friend caught my misspelling of grammar before I emblazoned it across my chest.
Whoops.
December 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Oh for the love of ………… vaginas?
FYI, spell check before you start complaining
about the spelling..it makes you look like a
“king of stupid”.
December 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm
What? Why are you down-rating me? He’s holding a felted uterus for godsakes!
December 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Ya gotta love when people try and prove that they are smarter than you.
And they are…
not.
December 2, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Damn you Helen Killer! Diet Coke all over my work monitor!
December 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Anyone selling a whimsicle faery fuckery sense of humor on etsy? His royal highness is in need of one.
December 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I just thought I’d mention that my loud, raucous laughter induced an asthma attack. My inhaler is now empty and I’m going to use it as a centerpiece in my whimsicle Popsicle-stick manger scene using a troll doll as the angel.
**selling point- the Popsicle sticks still have some of their original sticky-ness on them. And I made it with a whole lotta love**
December 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Hey letter writer, if I loan you a dollar, will you buy a clue?
December 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Patty isn’t that your second asthma attack today? You coming down with something?
December 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I’m coming down with a case of whimsicle fuckery, Duck. I’ll be okay! I have extra inhalers.
December 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Losers like Letterwriter should shut up.
Thank you, this advice is immediately going into my Big Fucking Book of Inspirational Ideals. It will be on sale Dec. 26 for $47.68.
December 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
OMG – Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is the King of Stupid! I guess that’s not news, but…
http://www.thehammer.ca/content/2006/0120/stephen_harper_prime_minister.jpg
December 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Suck on that uterus popsical, idiot.
Love,
whimsicalfuckary
December 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm
While I’m highly amused at the brain power it took to be so dum, I’m going to be teh jerk who points out that “king of stupid” wouldn’t have been caught by SpellCheck. It doesn’t decipher stupid, it looks for misspellings.
December 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
That was a really good ideal of hers to write in wasn’t it? (yes!)
December 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm
#33 anti-flamitory : Bet if would of found “teh”…
December 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
A failure to proofread and a failure to understand the intentional irony. Welcome to teh internets, King!
December 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
#35 martini: bet I did that one on purpose. Uh oh!
December 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
LOL martini! And I JUST realized that he should have written “kind of stupid.” I really thought he was using some sort of Heathers-inspired slang calling HK the “King of Stupid.” Srsly, had me the scepter; it’s my turn.
December 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
*hand* me the scepter………Jesus H. Crikey
December 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm
This is a textbook Freudian slip…
December 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
King of Stupid needs to follow the rules. We can all poke fun at each others’ spelling and grammar (not him) cuz we all know:
1- the inside joke;
2- that we really are literate (despite the occasional SNAFU);
3- that none of us will cry to mom (Helen Killer) when we get rude, crude and socially unacceptable.
BTW, this post was made by a vagina with lots of whimsicle fuckery!
December 2, 2009 at 3:15 pm
All hail the village idiot! WHIMSICLE WHIMSICLE WHIMSICLE!! Wah-la!
December 2, 2009 at 3:25 pm
That’s right – wah-la bitches!
December 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
it’s spelled “stoopid”.
December 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Quick — someone check Etsy for a handmade sense of humour! One done whimsicle-style is preferable. We can all pitch in to make sure the letter-writer gets what they most need for the holidays.
December 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
#36 martini :
#33 anti-flamitory : Bet if would of found “teh”…
Some spell checks would flag it as a commonly misused word, but teh is a real word:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/teh
Te
/dɛ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [de] Show IPA
–noun
(in philosophical Taoism) the virtue or power inherent in a person or thing existing in harmony with the Tao.
Also, Teh.
December 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
who’s pitching in to send this guy a “Say What” necklace?
December 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm
And last time I checked “I” should always be capitalized.
December 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I think it is gonna take awhile before King of Stupid could ever be dethroned, as he really earned his throne, congratulations Your Majesty.
As King of Stupid would say- “just though i’d point that out.” BAH HAHAHAAAAAAAA
December 2, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Crown me queen of stupid because I didn’t get it either until I read what the typo was here. Duh! I too thought it was some reference I hadn’t heard of.
December 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm
ahahahah funny!
I guess somebody woke up pretty darn embarrassed today heh heh heh!
December 2, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I’ve become so accustomed to all the caustic wit here that I didn’t realize it was a typo either until I read the replies. Carry on with the whimsicley costic wittyness fuckery.
December 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
..and another thing, I asked my English teacher, and she said that “fuckery” is not a real word.
December 2, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I’m just curious as to what Helen’s reply was?
December 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Just thinking – without modern technology we would not have all this cool whimsical fuckery to look at all day. The world would be so boring. Bring on the typos, mispellings and crappy crafts. We want more!
December 2, 2009 at 9:00 pm
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December 2, 2009 at 9:12 pm
And Regretsy owes me yet another keyboard, since this one got splattered when I saw this.
Long live the King!
December 2, 2009 at 10:36 pm
For LOWEST Etsy prices
NOBODY beats the King!!!
p.s. I woke up the neighbor’s baby. Actually, they live two townhouses down. Also, it had nothing to do with my laughter at this post. Just thought I should mention it.
December 2, 2009 at 10:51 pm
perfect.
December 2, 2009 at 10:55 pm
My god (yes!) its been an absolutely stellar week on Regretsy.
I can only idealize that next week will be just as good
No presser Helen ofcourse…..
December 3, 2009 at 1:07 am
#54 Skully “conversate” has somehow become acceptable in the past year or so. I doubt that “fuckery” can be too far behind. Of course, I am personally rooting for “douchebaggery,” of which this email is a sterling example.
December 3, 2009 at 4:21 am
Someone should tell the Archduke of Brainytown that we do this on porpoise.
December 3, 2009 at 4:21 am
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December 3, 2009 at 6:09 am
What a bag of douche.
December 3, 2009 at 7:35 am
I get the feeling that if this person actually returns to Regretsy (for what would clearly only be the second time) they would look at this post and still not understand what’s going on.
I must say though, “That’s King of Stupid!” is my new favorite exclamation.
December 3, 2009 at 8:03 am
Can someone please point me in the direction of the original “whimsicle” post? I’m trying to find it but I can’t remember who used it initially!
Whimsicle fuckery–my new favorite phrase, by the way. Long Live the King of Stupid!
December 3, 2009 at 8:58 am
Isn’t the King’s body & throne from “King Ralph”? I used to love that movie…
December 3, 2009 at 9:07 am
And I thought the King of Stupid wore Ed Hardy.
December 3, 2009 at 9:51 am
#62 DM: Yeah, the word douchebaggery definitely has a royal tone, reminds me of the old SNL skit: “Presenting, Lord and Lady Douchebag.”
December 4, 2009 at 11:31 am
hmm I dunno guys. “g” and “d” are not next to each other on the keyboard so there is a chance this dude(tte) wrote “king” intentionally. (You know school slang changes on a per second basis). That said it is still douchebagishly lame that (s)he cried to HK in an email about the spelling of whimsical… do your homework before you criticize the Royal Family of Criticizers, oh Protector of Whimsical.
December 4, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Okay, not to defend the King or anything, but you guys do realize that SpellCheck wouldn’t pick up anything wrong with the word “king”, right? Come on! Gotta be smarter than the morons you’re making fun of!
In King of Stupid’s case, it’s called re-reading your two-sentence email before clicking “send”. Time consuming, I know.
December 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I LOVE when someone gets indignant and self-righteous, basing it all on an incorrect assumption. Fantastic!
December 6, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Hi, everyone. Allow me to introduce myself as none other than your King (in this case let’s make it Queen) of Stupid. I didn’t intend to come across as indignant, self-righteous, or any of the other flattering adjectives I’ve seen in the last 70-some comments. But I’ll be the first to admit I deserve it, and I honestly got a good laugh reading through them after I got past the initial shock. I guess when I saw “whimsicle”…
December 6, 2009 at 8:23 pm
it just put me in mind of all the adults I see who can’t spell worth shit (yes, king was a simple typo), and kind of just sent off the email without thinking. Right after I sent it I thought, “Why did I do that, it’s probably intentional.” So, maybe I have blonde moments. And I’m sure we’ve all put our foot in our mouth or done something stupid like this at some point. So, I’m not ashamed to admit it was me and I’ll accept my crown of stupid.
December 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
For the record, I laughed my ass off for about an hour when I discovered this site, and I personally love the word fuckery. ::now proofreading::
December 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
February 9, 2010 at 1:45 am
omg- it’s february and I’m still crying I’m laughing so hard at this. XD