“Prairie” Bunt Loaf? Well, I guess that explains why Ma Ingalls was so cheery all the time. And why Laura and her sisters tended to look rather malnourished.
Only the tags show that it is a candle (and the shop name gives a hint). I thought for a second it was a grubby cake. Like something you would see on Hoarders.
Wow. The word misuse here is masterful. I can’t actually tell if they are trying describe this thing as “prim” or “primitive.” The ambiguity is delightful.
They loved it so much they apparently jizzed all over it. But…it does look like a real cake, I thought it was in the food category until I saw the word candle. Don’t think I could trust it to not burn my house down.
I just can’t get over why the dirty (*and flammable) burlap needed to be part of this “bunt” cake. Candle. Thing. Whatever it is.
Bu-cakey is brilliant, though! I choose to concentrate on the funny sexual aspects of this instead of continuing to wrack my brain to come (heh) up with an explanation for the fire hazard aspects.
Helen, KarlaR deserves the credit, she got me thinking about “Little House on the Prarie.” Now I can never watch that show with my family again. You ruin everything, Regretsy.
I’m really confused. I have made bundt cakes and pound cakes before and there was no cheese cloth involved. Is that how they did it on the grubby prairie?
I don’t understand why candlemakers think it’s a good idea to make candles into food shapes. I especially don’t understand why it’s a good idea to make a candle that looks like something a cow passed while mating.
I’ve baked a lot of cakes in my day- well, not my day, in my oven- and I’ve never had any Bundt cakes turn out looking like that! (by the way, apparently, “Bundt” is a brand name).
BTW, can SOMEONE explain to me what the bloody hell a “tart/melt” is supposed to be? Do you stick it in a warmer and let it melt into a puddle of wax or something? And if so, how is that not simply a wickless candle?
Auuughhh, the humanity. This shit keeps me awake at night, but ONLY because of Regretsy. Without you all (mostly Helen), I would never have been introduced into the deep dark underworld of handmade “prim” bukkake food- shaped candles and the like.
#42: I dunno, my favorite candle is one I got at a craft show and is in the shape of “a glass of foamy beer”. I’ve never lit it because I like it too much!
However, I do agree that bu-cakey candles are highly unnecessary.
What the hell is this thing? Is it edible? And what is “prim cheesecloth”? As opposed to other types of cheesecloth? Priggish cheesecloth? Fussy cheesecloth?
I’m not British and I haven’t a clue what bu-cakey is. I’m from Texas. Should I know this?
I thought of bukkake right away (I think thats the right spelling, actually, its an Asian custom?)…I have a cat that came to me named Buhaki (which is Egyptian, and a very different thing). I had never heard of bukkake til then, the similarity saddens me.
but the glistening field turd candle saddens me more.
oh my goodNESS helen, how’d you know what that means? i would have never guessed what the hell y’all were talking about if my 15 year old son hadn’t walked by and said “bukkake, haha!”
I wonder if Helen was too proud of herself for the bukkake pun to notice the misspelling of the “bunt loaf”? Only because that’s the sort of thing I’d do.
#57: Most of us find these things out in a similar manner. My guy friends were talking about it and wouldn’t define it for me (as with most sexual terms). I don’t understand why they won’t tell me, because I just go look it up on Urban Dictionary and know what they were talking about anyway. Men are very silly.
#55 regretmenot…..freaking brilliant. now the song is stuck in my head. and it means something drastically different than it did when I first heard it……damn you!!! now the phrase “hired a band, hired band” means something sick too. damn you!!
American Pie (the movie) pretty well ruined my enjoyment of a good cream pie around the holidays and now I guess I can kiss bundt cakes goodbye, too. Is nothing sacred?!
Go away from the computer for the day and come back to this? Do people not get the term “grubby” when speaking of candles? It does not mean “made to look like I rolled it in dirt”!
I am not going to read back to find out whether someone already remarked on the “glaze,” but I will say that raggedy bit of cheesecloth makes it look very rustic!
At least the ratty old bandage will make the thing burn faster, and I think we can all agree that the faster that thing burns into oblivion, the better.
December 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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December 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I’ll bet it smells lovely while burning. Though the dirty rag tied around it looks nasty.
December 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“Prairie” Bunt Loaf? Well, I guess that explains why Ma Ingalls was so cheery all the time. And why Laura and her sisters tended to look rather malnourished.
December 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Only the tags show that it is a candle (and the shop name gives a hint). I thought for a second it was a grubby cake. Like something you would see on Hoarders.
December 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Nothing says home and hearth like a rock with bits from the Shroud of Turin glued to it.
I’m tearing up thinking of my mother gluing bits to a piece of sediment right now.
December 1, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Oh my, I didn’t see the whole title – that it said candle. I was so confused.
December 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
prim 1 (prm)
adj. prim·mer, prim·mest
1.
a. Precise or proper to the point of affectation; excessively decorous.
b. Strait-laced; prudish.
What part of “Grubby” say’s “Oh so Prim” to you?
December 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Bu-cakey! Helen Killer, I love you. You bring my joy and laughter every day.
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December 1, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I think this is a prop from the porno “The Blair Bitch Project.”
December 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I choose to order mine WITHOUT the semen icing….can I get that in “SWEET AND UNCREAMY” please??
December 1, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Wow. The word misuse here is masterful. I can’t actually tell if they are trying describe this thing as “prim” or “primitive.” The ambiguity is delightful.
December 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
They loved it so much they apparently jizzed all over it. But…it does look like a real cake, I thought it was in the food category until I saw the word candle. Don’t think I could trust it to not burn my house down.
December 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Sorry, I chose not to be very prim and proper.
December 1, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Ahhh, I see it’s “multi-wicked”, too. Well, I would hope so. I find it hard to believe that just one wick would cause all, ummmm, that.
December 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm
This one will always be remembered as the artist’s semen-al work.
December 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I don’t get why there’s burlap on it. Does the addition of burlap make everything primitive?
December 1, 2009 at 12:52 pm
no sir, I don’t like it.
December 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I just can’t get over why the dirty (*and flammable) burlap needed to be part of this “bunt” cake. Candle. Thing. Whatever it is.
Bu-cakey is brilliant, though! I choose to concentrate on the funny sexual aspects of this instead of continuing to wrack my brain to come (heh) up with an explanation for the fire hazard aspects.
December 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Maybe the dirty burlap is the Prairie part. Somehow. Yeah, I got nothin’.
December 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Boris Karloff Baking Co. presents: “Breakfast Pastry of the Mummy.”
December 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
The word they’re looking for is RUSTIC! Bloody Rustic, Numbnut! Not prim or primitive. Geez Louise.
December 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Oh so prim. Looks like Elizabeth Bennet’s petticoats got caught in the figgy pudding.
December 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I am amazed the health inspector hasn’t raided their house yet.
December 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
I was thinking we could use some really fucked up candles on here, and WAH-LAH!, here it is!
I don’t know whether to burn this as a unique holiday centerpiece or light it and launch it at terrorists. Primitive, indeed.
December 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
@#3: Yeah, looks like Pa Ingalls shot a half-pint.
December 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm
However these are kind of a cool idea.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=35062715
December 1, 2009 at 1:17 pm
#27 Ninja: I was just thinking that! Now I want donuts…
December 1, 2009 at 1:19 pm
me too.
December 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm
SKULLY FOR THE WIN
December 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Helen, KarlaR deserves the credit, she got me thinking about “Little House on the Prarie.” Now I can never watch that show with my family again. You ruin everything, Regretsy.
December 1, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Holy shit! What if my family wants to eat iced bundt cake while watching Little House? I am so fucked! Thanks again, stupid Regretsy!
December 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
PORTNOY!!!
December 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
When U Choose your scent, make sure you specify “SWEET N CREAMY”.
December 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I didn’t realize it was a candle until I read the comments!
December 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I thought it was a huge ugly soap. Then maybe it was a real cake? That you kick? (Well, bunt.)
OH it’s a gotdamned candle! It makes MUCH more sense that you’re supposed to burn it!
December 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Wait, how is it “prim?” Are those curly things the wicks? How is it only 4″ x 3 1/2″ but weighs nearly two pounds? What the hell?
December 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I’m really confused. I have made bundt cakes and pound cakes before and there was no cheese cloth involved. Is that how they did it on the grubby prairie?
December 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm
How appropriate, it is made to burn…
December 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I don’t understand why candlemakers think it’s a good idea to make candles into food shapes. I especially don’t understand why it’s a good idea to make a candle that looks like something a cow passed while mating.
December 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I think it is made with upcycled gauze. At least we don’t have to eat it.
December 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I’ve baked a lot of cakes in my day- well, not my day, in my oven- and I’ve never had any Bundt cakes turn out looking like that! (by the way, apparently, “Bundt” is a brand name).
December 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
BTW, can SOMEONE explain to me what the bloody hell a “tart/melt” is supposed to be? Do you stick it in a warmer and let it melt into a puddle of wax or something? And if so, how is that not simply a wickless candle?
Auuughhh, the humanity. This shit keeps me awake at night, but ONLY because of Regretsy. Without you all (mostly Helen), I would never have been introduced into the deep dark underworld of handmade “prim” bukkake food- shaped candles and the like.
December 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm
#42: I dunno, my favorite candle is one I got at a craft show and is in the shape of “a glass of foamy beer”. I’ve never lit it because I like it too much!
However, I do agree that bu-cakey candles are highly unnecessary.
December 1, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Oops. That was supposed to be #41. My kingdom for an edit button!
December 1, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Boys and girls – I’m British and don’t understand the bu-cakey thing – what are ye on about please? Is this a dum question?
December 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm
What the hell is this thing? Is it edible? And what is “prim cheesecloth”? As opposed to other types of cheesecloth? Priggish cheesecloth? Fussy cheesecloth?
I’m not British and I haven’t a clue what bu-cakey is. I’m from Texas. Should I know this?
December 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm
EWWWWW – so gross, I love it
December 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Oh good efit – am glad am not the only one – perhaps our lives have just been too sheltered. Are we missing out on something?
December 1, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Well she wouldn’t swallow would she?
December 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
ohdearydearyme and Efit, look up bukaki on urban dictionary. And be prepared to want to vomit.
December 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I thought of bukkake right away (I think thats the right spelling, actually, its an Asian custom?)…I have a cat that came to me named Buhaki (which is Egyptian, and a very different thing). I had never heard of bukkake til then, the similarity saddens me.
but the glistening field turd candle saddens me more.
December 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Ah.
I know I should thank you sudabaki – but I think I actually could have lived a full and happy life without knowing that.
But the title now makes sense.
December 1, 2009 at 3:54 pm
“If I had known you were ~cumming~ I’d a baked a cake, baked a cake”.
December 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Not even the gauze tourniquet could ebb the Peter-North portion of man-seed. multi wicked…
December 1, 2009 at 4:02 pm
oh my goodNESS helen, how’d you know what that means? i would have never guessed what the hell y’all were talking about if my 15 year old son hadn’t walked by and said “bukkake, haha!”
December 1, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I would like this in it’s original scent of Grub.
December 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I wonder if Helen was too proud of herself for the bukkake pun to notice the misspelling of the “bunt loaf”? Only because that’s the sort of thing I’d do.
December 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm
#57: Most of us find these things out in a similar manner. My guy friends were talking about it and wouldn’t define it for me (as with most sexual terms). I don’t understand why they won’t tell me, because I just go look it up on Urban Dictionary and know what they were talking about anyway. Men are very silly.
December 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Yeah, I knew about it because my husband is a perv. :p
December 1, 2009 at 4:24 pm
UM I SHOULD CLARIFY: He knows about it. He doesn’t practice it.
December 1, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Ahahahahaha Hermes – *sings in annoying 6 year old voice* I don’t believe you…
December 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm
omg i can’t stop saying bukkake
December 1, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I like big bundts and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny….
December 1, 2009 at 5:35 pm
#55 regretmenot…..freaking brilliant. now the song is stuck in my head. and it means something drastically different than it did when I first heard it……damn you!!! now the phrase “hired a band, hired band” means something sick too. damn you!!
December 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm
oops, hired A band both times. damnable beers.
December 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I think this is where gingerbread men cum from.
December 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm
American Pie (the movie) pretty well ruined my enjoyment of a good cream pie around the holidays and now I guess I can kiss bundt cakes goodbye, too. Is nothing sacred?!
December 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm
61- I knew about it because I’m a perv.
December 1, 2009 at 5:53 pm
My husband listens to Howard Stern. I’m a wealth of disgusting information.
December 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Unfortunately the song is now stuck in my head too and it’s in Alan Alda’s voice from the movie Same Time Next Year with Ellen Bursten.
I don’t know if I should be creeped out right now.
It’s been awhile since anyone has used the word brilliant along with any name associated with me..hee.
December 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I believe they spelled “bunt” wrong, too. Perhaps it needs a “C”.
December 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Go away from the computer for the day and come back to this? Do people not get the term “grubby” when speaking of candles? It does not mean “made to look like I rolled it in dirt”!
December 1, 2009 at 8:30 pm
74- from what I can tell Grubby when speaking of candles means “rolled in jizz”
December 1, 2009 at 8:54 pm
That looks like cat barf.
December 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm
*wishes more Regretsy featured sellers would put wicks in their items for easy burning*
December 1, 2009 at 9:34 pm
My uncle’s cows used to leave prarie loaf all over.
December 1, 2009 at 9:46 pm
What a nut job …
December 1, 2009 at 9:52 pm
@#55 and 65: LOL, thanks.
December 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm
BAHAHAHA @ #53 angatdorotheas :
“I thought of bukkake right away (I think thats the right spelling, actually, its an Asian custom?”
It’s as much of an asian custom as dirty sanchez’s are mexican and midget porn is german! hahahah Asian custom.. hahahah
December 2, 2009 at 12:07 am
Would you like happy ending with that?
December 2, 2009 at 7:59 am
My mom has a cinnamon bun candle that looks sort of like this, although the manufacturer was pointedly less virile.
December 2, 2009 at 11:08 am
Two words: MONEY. SHOT.
December 2, 2009 at 11:47 am
Some dried bloody bandaged here, some cum there, it’s all good, lets sell it.
December 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I am not going to read back to find out whether someone already remarked on the “glaze,” but I will say that raggedy bit of cheesecloth makes it look very rustic!
December 2, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I did read back. i am bean wins with #84.
December 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm
At least the ratty old bandage will make the thing burn faster, and I think we can all agree that the faster that thing burns into oblivion, the better.
December 8, 2009 at 9:12 pm
@ #57 “oh my goodNESS helen, how’d you know what that means?”
Are you kidding? How can you NOT!?