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Covo Me

I’d like to use this for unique decor design, but I have no one who could view my wall.

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More Whimsicle Fuckery

The delightful Oh Boy Cat Toy (maker of the Michael Jackson catnip toy, and the dolphin with a boner you people keep sending me) has created the ultimate Etsy-to-Regretsy-to-Etsy-and-back-to-Regretsy recursive clusterfucking meta toy for your meme savvy cat: Say What Guy!*

Please buy this immediately because, well, you have no other choice, really. And send me a picture of your stoned cat, trying to pinpoint the exact moment it all went so horribly wrong.

* The artist has been made aware of the toy and was offered proceeds from the sale

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Cracker Jack – NSFW

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Zzzzz

Oh your special lady will love this! Well, when she wakes up, I mean.