ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BEDAZZLE.

It’s a T-shirt about using your brain, but the seller spelled “lose” wrong! And also “meant”! Oh man, that’s funny. I always laugh when OH MY GOD HE’S A TEACHER JESUS CHRIST WE’RE DOOMED

Oh, these are useful. Glasses you can’t see through. Now all I need are a pair of lace spats and a sweater with no neck hole.