And I will not pretend to know why you’re wearing a girls sweater.

It’s called a “cocktail ring” because you can balance a 12 ounce tumbler on it. And it’s ceramic, so you’re all set when the hot hors d’oeuvres come out.

So, let’s see. There’s a black satin headband, and a burgundy bow, and a gold and white charm, and what else what else . . oh yeah, A GIANT FUCKING BIRD GLUED TO YOUR HEAD

INCREDIBLE NEWS!

Denny Pinkham, the artist behind the SAY WHAT man, is doing two more paintings this week . . .
with a CHRISTMAS THEME!

Of course, we’ll have to wait to see if the bartender is black and petite or large and ebony, but that sort of anticipation is exactly what Christmas is all about.

Denny’s Etsy Store
Denny’s Web site

And by the way, he loved the Say What cat nip toy, and refused any compensation, saying the photo of the toy was payment enough.