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More Whimsicle Fuckery

Posted by Helen Killer

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Nov 30, 2009
5:23 pm

#1 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:23 pm

#2 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:24 pm

#3 edenartist :

No fucking way! It’s made from shrinky dinks!

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Nov 30, 2009
5:25 pm

#4 DucksNew :

Oh hell fucking yea!

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Nov 30, 2009
5:25 pm

#5 Calophi :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:26 pm

#6 KarlaR :

Hell, yeah! But shouldn’t it have been sealed with raisin?

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Nov 30, 2009
5:28 pm

#7 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:28 pm

#8 Helen Killer :

I already bought one.

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Nov 30, 2009
5:28 pm

#9 Jea :

I imagine Helen Killers commentary for this in the voice of Olie, the black weatherman in family guy.

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Nov 30, 2009
5:29 pm

#10 DucksNew :

#5, you could snip the chain shorter and adjust it be relocating the other part (that the ball end goes into)

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Nov 30, 2009
5:29 pm

#11 Missy Heimer :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:30 pm

#12 Calophi :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:31 pm

#13 whimsy :

fuuuuck yeah! say what? i want one!!! but i’m a little conflicted about the wearing racism on my neck part. is that different than just enjoying denny’s art through regretsy? help regretsians!! what’s a girl with a really fucked up sense of humor to do??

Rate this comment: +27

Nov 30, 2009
5:31 pm

#14 redseaglass :

Regretsy features items that inspire items that are then featured on Regretsy… is it getting crazy in here, or is it just me ?!

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Nov 30, 2009
5:32 pm

#15 polaroidart :

oh wow..who would’ve guessed that the “say what”
guy would become so popular. 1st the catnip,
now pendant..i was expecting it though.
dying to see what’s next for the ’say what” magic man

Rate this comment: +19

Nov 30, 2009
5:36 pm

#16 whimsy :

#7 – ok, i’m a little disturbed by the fact that the artists are only getting 20% off of their own designs and that none of them are named, let alone are their links to their etsy shops. hmmm…

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Nov 30, 2009
5:43 pm

#17 Helen Killer :

@ #16, what the artists agree to is their business.

And she did link to Denny in this description. I just trimmed it out of the screen cap to make this easier to read.

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Nov 30, 2009
5:50 pm

#18 greenfuzz :

Shrinky dinks rule, and this is genius.

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Nov 30, 2009
5:52 pm

#19 Calophi :

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Nov 30, 2009
5:55 pm

#20 Helen Killer :

@ #19, the profits are shared with Denny, who created the Say What guy. What does he get in your scenario?

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Nov 30, 2009
5:59 pm

#21 Calophi :

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Nov 30, 2009
6:03 pm

#22 Calophi :

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Nov 30, 2009
6:08 pm

#23 everydaymama1 :

Love it! I wish I had some free PP cash to grab one

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Nov 30, 2009
6:11 pm

#24 Helen Killer :

@ #22 I think that whatever arrangement the artists made and agreed to is their business.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:21 pm

#25 dangerousmezzo :

Uh oh. Way too self referential. I think this whole thing just jumped the shark.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:22 pm

#26 The Blue Kraken :

LOL hell yea. our little crazy racist mascot.
I almost really want this but then.. if I wear it somewhere I’d have to explain this crazy shit.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:27 pm

#27 HelenaHandbasket :

I will wear this every fuckin’ day!

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Nov 30, 2009
6:29 pm

#28 vangoghbabe :

OOOOHHH I am so making an ass shield!

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Nov 30, 2009
6:30 pm

#29 Helen Killer :

@ #25, Oh please. This whole thing jumped the shark on day 1.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:30 pm

#30 mamaslittlemonkeys :

SHIT I was gonna make one of these. I knew I shoulda spent less time on a lifelife bleeding squirrel felt toy. Damnit.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:35 pm

#31 dangerousmezzo :

#25 Helen Killer — true, true

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Nov 30, 2009
6:36 pm

#32 Monstrosa :

20% seems like a good rate, actually. I’d go for it. Do one painting, someone else does the all work. Not a bad deal at all.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:36 pm

#33 hammerhead77 :

Helen – After effin reading this effin post, I must ask, did you effin ghostwrite that Self Effin Help journal???

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Nov 30, 2009
6:38 pm

#34 Monstrosa :

I want a fuckin’ self help shark.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:40 pm

#35 personalearthquake :

NOW THIS TIME I will SERIOUSLY take TWO of.

FUCK YEAH!

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Nov 30, 2009
6:41 pm

#36 personalearthquake :

my comment barely made sense I was so excited.

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Nov 30, 2009
6:53 pm

#37 AnonymousBastard :

look at these fucking peppers, etc

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Nov 30, 2009
6:58 pm

#38 NinjaGato :

Helen should write all our item descriptions.

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Nov 30, 2009
7:02 pm

#39 hammerhead77 :

Ninja – #38, but not for free! HELEN SHOULD SELL HER FUCKING IDEALS FOR $19.99!

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Nov 30, 2009
7:09 pm

#40 Patty :

ZOMG! I joked I should get the catnip toy for my oldest kid because she loves the “say what!” guy. (then I lamed out a pun that her name is Kat).

THIS I should totally get her for Christmas!

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Nov 30, 2009
7:13 pm

#41 redseaglass :

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Nov 30, 2009
7:20 pm

#42 NinjaGato :

Do it Patty!

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Nov 30, 2009
7:22 pm

#43 martini :

#41 redseaglass : Watch… we’ll show you…

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Nov 30, 2009
8:14 pm

#44 redseaglass :

#43 oh the irony

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Nov 30, 2009
8:17 pm

#45 mamaslittlemonkeys :

Question, am I the only one who says “say what” in their head like that annoying guy from SNL? Or does that cement my dorkiness?

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Nov 30, 2009
8:47 pm

#46 TooManyCookbooks :

There’s a chance that tomorrow, I’ll be in the town where the artist of the original painting is located. I almost want to find his shop while we’re there. Then again, I saw furries at the flea market this weekend so maybe I’ve had enough of when the internet and life collide.

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Nov 30, 2009
10:25 pm

#47 NinjaGato :

45- which annoying guy from SNL? I dare say there have been around 20.

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Dec 1, 2009
3:55 am

#48 charmerci :

#47 – ha! ha!

Anyway, that’s a necklace??? I thought it was a bathtub stopper…

Because I think it’s stupid, does that mean that I HAVE to see Twilight? Man, I just can’t win….

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Dec 1, 2009
5:01 am

#49 mequet :

OMG, that is freaking hilarious!! The superfluous profanity in Helen’s description reminds me of that McSweeney’s expletive laden Thanksgiving post.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html

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Dec 1, 2009
5:16 am

#50 HermesGoddess :

I only say “say what” in my head like Stewie from Family Guy.

PS: Helen I absolutely LOVE you and Regretsy. Don’t care for the comment rating though. I’m so nosy I have to see everyone’s comments no matter how little everyone else liked them! On some threads it takes forever to click on “Click here to see” for, like, the whole thread. Like this one.

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Dec 1, 2009
7:01 am

#51 Jea :

this pendant is made out of awesomesauce. The seller appears to be doing good buisness with it!

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Dec 1, 2009
7:04 am

#52 lemonicicle :

Do you think I can get matching earrings and anklet?

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Dec 1, 2009
8:33 am

#53 carecaribou :

This post totally reminded me of this: http://catslock.com/post/26275197/check-this-bacon-motherfucker

Can’t you see it?

“Check this necklace, motherfucker!

-The Say What Guy, fuck yes
-Look at the fuckin ball chain
-It’s resin-covered or some shit
-It might be OOAK, fuck if I know
-It’s why you fuckin get up in the morning

You want in on this shit?
Fuck yea you do.”

Thanks, Regretsy! I forgot how much I enjoyed “Check this bacon, motherfucker.”

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Dec 1, 2009
8:45 am

#54 Helen Killer :

I love the extreme advertising meme.

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Dec 1, 2009
9:04 am

#55 Sammy the Goose :

Put it on a longer chain and it would make a dandy butt apron.

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Dec 1, 2009
9:37 am

#56 Night Cowl :

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Dec 1, 2009
10:41 am

#57 comma_splicer :

Helen’s description: 24k genius!

Regretsians getting this cutesie over a meme that’s still racist: 100% sadface.

Sorry, cats and kittens. Sometimes I try to be cool but then I remember that I’m an English teacher and I don’t have to be. And I say things like “100% sadface” and “cats and kittens.” It’s liberating. My neck, keyring, and tree will be entirely bare of bad crafts, ironically displayed or otherwise, and I’m happier being unhip about that.

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Dec 1, 2009
10:53 am

#58 Helen Killer :

Not sure how the site is getting too commercial. No one is making any money on any of this stuff but the artists. I don’t even get the ad revenue.

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Dec 1, 2009
11:08 am

#59 KG :

I love how Regretsy has turned the ‘Say What?’ artist into a mini-cultural phenomenon. Somebody needs to write a Ph.d dissertation on this shit!

I’m really curious to know who was smart enough to snap up the original ‘Say What?’ painting on November 7th. At this rate, it’s going to sell for 20 times its value by this time next year.

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Dec 1, 2009
3:51 pm

#60 Naveedess :

#9 – I hear it in my head as the “Powerthirst” Guy.

“10,000 BABIES!!” heh.

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Dec 1, 2009
4:20 pm

#61 Calophi :

#58: I had no idea you weren’t getting money from the ads! I figured you were renting space to help with the costs of the server, since I imagine it sucks up a lot of bandwidth.

You could always do that and then donate extra money to an Etsy seller to make items for charity again. That was such a good idea.

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Dec 1, 2009
4:36 pm

#62 Helen Killer :

@ #61, I turned over all of the ads to the hosting company to pay for the bandwidth. it’s actually very generous of them since the ads couldn’t possibly pay for everything we’re using.

I’m starting the Regretsy Alchemy Fund. Any profits I make on T-shirts or merchandise will go into this fund, and I’ll periodically find Etsy sellers to make things for charities.

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