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  1. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    November 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

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  2. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    November 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm

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  3. edenartist
    November 30, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    No fucking way! It’s made from shrinky dinks!

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  4. DucksNew
    November 30, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Oh hell fucking yea!

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  5. Calophi
    November 30, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    If that chain was keychain length instead of necklace length, I might be tempted to pick it up. My current little keychain ornament is cracked. :-(

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  6. KarlaR
    November 30, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Hell, yeah! But shouldn’t it have been sealed with raisin?

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  7. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    November 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm

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  8. Helen Killer
    November 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I already bought one.

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  9. Jea
    November 30, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    I imagine Helen Killers commentary for this in the voice of Olie, the black weatherman in family guy.

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  10. DucksNew
    November 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    #5, you could snip the chain shorter and adjust it be relocating the other part (that the ball end goes into)

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  11. Missy Heimer
    November 30, 2009 at 5:29 pm

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  12. Calophi
    November 30, 2009 at 5:30 pm

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  13. whimsy
    November 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    fuuuuck yeah! say what? i want one!!! but i’m a little conflicted about the wearing racism on my neck part. is that different than just enjoying denny’s art through regretsy? help regretsians!! what’s a girl with a really fucked up sense of humor to do??

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  14. redseaglass
    November 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Regretsy features items that inspire items that are then featured on Regretsy… is it getting crazy in here, or is it just me ?!

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  15. polaroidart
    November 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    oh wow..who would’ve guessed that the “say what”
    guy would become so popular. 1st the catnip,
    now pendant..i was expecting it though.
    dying to see what’s next for the ‘say what” magic man

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  16. whimsy
    November 30, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    #7 – ok, i’m a little disturbed by the fact that the artists are only getting 20% off of their own designs and that none of them are named, let alone are their links to their etsy shops. hmmm…

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  17. Helen Killer
    November 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    @ #16, what the artists agree to is their business.

    And she did link to Denny in this description. I just trimmed it out of the screen cap to make this easier to read.

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  18. greenfuzz
    November 30, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Shrinky dinks rule, and this is genius.

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  19. Calophi
    November 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm

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  20. Helen Killer
    November 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    @ #19, the profits are shared with Denny, who created the Say What guy. What does he get in your scenario?

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  21. Calophi
    November 30, 2009 at 5:59 pm

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  22. Calophi
    November 30, 2009 at 6:03 pm

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  23. everydaymama1
    November 30, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Love it! I wish I had some free PP cash to grab one :)

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  24. Helen Killer
    November 30, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    @ #22 I think that whatever arrangement the artists made and agreed to is their business.

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  25. dangerousmezzo
    November 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Uh oh. Way too self referential. I think this whole thing just jumped the shark.

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  26. The Blue Kraken
    November 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    LOL hell yea. our little crazy racist mascot.
    I almost really want this but then.. if I wear it somewhere I’d have to explain this crazy shit.

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  27. HelenaHandbasket
    November 30, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I will wear this every fuckin’ day!

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  28. vangoghbabe
    November 30, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    OOOOHHH I am so making an ass shield!

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  29. Helen Killer
    November 30, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    @ #25, Oh please. This whole thing jumped the shark on day 1.

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  30. mamaslittlemonkeys
    November 30, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    SHIT I was gonna make one of these. I knew I shoulda spent less time on a lifelife bleeding squirrel felt toy. Damnit.

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  31. dangerousmezzo
    November 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    #25 Helen Killer — true, true :)

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  32. Monstrosa
    November 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    20% seems like a good rate, actually. I’d go for it. Do one painting, someone else does the all work. Not a bad deal at all.

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  33. hammerhead77
    November 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Helen – After effin reading this effin post, I must ask, did you effin ghostwrite that Self Effin Help journal???

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  34. Monstrosa
    November 30, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    I want a fuckin’ self help shark.

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  35. personalearthquake
    November 30, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    NOW THIS TIME I will SERIOUSLY take TWO of.

    FUCK YEAH!

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  36. personalearthquake
    November 30, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    my comment barely made sense I was so excited.

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  37. AnonymousBastard
    November 30, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    look at these fucking peppers, etc

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  38. NinjaGato
    November 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Helen should write all our item descriptions.

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  39. hammerhead77
    November 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Ninja – #38, but not for free! HELEN SHOULD SELL HER FUCKING IDEALS FOR $19.99!

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  40. Patty
    November 30, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    ZOMG! I joked I should get the catnip toy for my oldest kid because she loves the “say what!” guy. (then I lamed out a pun that her name is Kat).

    THIS I should totally get her for Christmas!

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  41. redseaglass
    November 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm

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  42. NinjaGato
    November 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    Do it Patty!

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  43. martini
    November 30, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    #41 redseaglass : Watch… we’ll show you…

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  44. redseaglass
    November 30, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    #43 oh the irony :)

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  45. mamaslittlemonkeys
    November 30, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Question, am I the only one who says “say what” in their head like that annoying guy from SNL? Or does that cement my dorkiness?

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  46. TooManyCookbooks
    November 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    There’s a chance that tomorrow, I’ll be in the town where the artist of the original painting is located. I almost want to find his shop while we’re there. Then again, I saw furries at the flea market this weekend so maybe I’ve had enough of when the internet and life collide.

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  47. NinjaGato
    November 30, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    45- which annoying guy from SNL? I dare say there have been around 20.

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  48. charmerci
    December 1, 2009 at 3:55 am

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  49. mequet
    December 1, 2009 at 5:01 am

    OMG, that is freaking hilarious!! The superfluous profanity in Helen’s description reminds me of that McSweeney’s expletive laden Thanksgiving post.

    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/10/20nissan.html

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  50. HermesGoddess
    December 1, 2009 at 5:16 am

    I only say “say what” in my head like Stewie from Family Guy.

    PS: Helen I absolutely LOVE you and Regretsy. Don’t care for the comment rating though. I’m so nosy I have to see everyone’s comments no matter how little everyone else liked them! On some threads it takes forever to click on “Click here to see” for, like, the whole thread. Like this one.

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  51. Jea
    December 1, 2009 at 7:01 am

    this pendant is made out of awesomesauce. The seller appears to be doing good buisness with it!

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  52. lemonicicle
    December 1, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Do you think I can get matching earrings and anklet?

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  53. carecaribou
    December 1, 2009 at 8:33 am

    This post totally reminded me of this: http://catslock.com/post/26275197/check-this-bacon-motherfucker

    Can’t you see it?

    “Check this necklace, motherfucker!

    -The Say What Guy, fuck yes
    -Look at the fuckin ball chain
    -It’s resin-covered or some shit
    -It might be OOAK, fuck if I know
    -It’s why you fuckin get up in the morning

    You want in on this shit?
    Fuck yea you do.”

    Thanks, Regretsy! I forgot how much I enjoyed “Check this bacon, motherfucker.”

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  54. Helen Killer
    December 1, 2009 at 8:45 am

    I love the extreme advertising meme.

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  55. Sammy the Goose
    December 1, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Put it on a longer chain and it would make a dandy butt apron.

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  56. Night Cowl
    December 1, 2009 at 9:37 am

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  57. comma_splicer
    December 1, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Helen’s description: 24k genius!

    Regretsians getting this cutesie over a meme that’s still racist: 100% sadface.

    Sorry, cats and kittens. Sometimes I try to be cool but then I remember that I’m an English teacher and I don’t have to be. And I say things like “100% sadface” and “cats and kittens.” It’s liberating. My neck, keyring, and tree will be entirely bare of bad crafts, ironically displayed or otherwise, and I’m happier being unhip about that.

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  58. Helen Killer
    December 1, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Not sure how the site is getting too commercial. No one is making any money on any of this stuff but the artists. I don’t even get the ad revenue.

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  59. KG
    December 1, 2009 at 11:08 am

    I love how Regretsy has turned the ‘Say What?’ artist into a mini-cultural phenomenon. Somebody needs to write a Ph.d dissertation on this shit!

    I’m really curious to know who was smart enough to snap up the original ‘Say What?’ painting on November 7th. At this rate, it’s going to sell for 20 times its value by this time next year.

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  60. Naveedess
    December 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    #9 – I hear it in my head as the “Powerthirst” Guy.

    “10,000 BABIES!!” heh.

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  61. Calophi
    December 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    #58: I had no idea you weren’t getting money from the ads! I figured you were renting space to help with the costs of the server, since I imagine it sucks up a lot of bandwidth.

    You could always do that and then donate extra money to an Etsy seller to make items for charity again. That was such a good idea.

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  62. Helen Killer
    December 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    @ #61, I turned over all of the ads to the hosting company to pay for the bandwidth. it’s actually very generous of them since the ads couldn’t possibly pay for everything we’re using.

    I’m starting the Regretsy Alchemy Fund. Any profits I make on T-shirts or merchandise will go into this fund, and I’ll periodically find Etsy sellers to make things for charities.

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  63. randomlygenerated
    December 1, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    I want this.

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  64. mayefaire
    December 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    I think I’m in love…

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  65. PussDaddy
    December 2, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    I’ll see your shit and raise you a fucking.

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  66. snarkeygirl
    December 29, 2009 at 12:26 am

    I got one for Christmas! ! ! And also a “fucking flies” necklace! Can you feel the holiday love?!

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  67. burtreynlds
    February 2, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    I got one, I fucking love it. Also, thanks for the huge matching button, it’s pretty much the sweetest. Totally worth it.

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