Um. I don’t know quite what to think of this except who on earth would like random rainbow pompom earrings, used or unused, except for perhaps a gay clown having a fashion disaster?
stand back everyone, i’m a philosophy student.
hmmm… okay, i think i can parse this as:
premise 1: i have my own earrings.
conclusion: if you buy these earrings, they will never have been used.
(really it only follows that they will never have been used by *her*, at least not on a regular basis, because she has her own.)
premise 2: if i buy something, i don’t like it to have been used already.
conclusion: (same as above)
and she justifies this inference by appeal to the golden…
I like how one earring has purple on top but the other has blue on top. It’s that kind of unexpected suble twist i really appreciate on an intellectual level. Deep.
Yeah, wow, how bad DO you have to be to get Etsy buyers to leave you negatives? I don’t recall ever seeing that before…then again, her listings are obviously the work of a very “special” seller.
Reminds me of Rainbow Brite. Only I’m thinking she’s Rainbow Not-so-brite.
@#10 Jea I looked at her profile, and she says “my ratings are positive until this time”. But when you look at her ratings, her first one is negative. You have to wonder when she posted it… like… the first day! *rolling eyes*
#10 Jae LOL
“Probably one of the lowest seller ratings I’ve seen. So much for her golden rule.”
i only see 2 negatives.. you haven’t been to my page obviously..one in mine who just exploded(rather shrilly) over an accident with a tag 2 YEARS ago. then her mother called and insulted her. I was stunned by the mom couldn’t figure out how to respond in some placating way. Unfortunately she bought 4 items and wouldn’t take an apology or refund.
BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SELLER!!I REALLY WANTED TO OVERLOOK WHAT HAPPENED AS A MISTAKE,BUT WHEN SHE SAID MY MOM DIDN’T APPRECIATE ME AND SHOULD NOT HAVE COMPLAINED TO ME AOUT THE TACKINESS OF THE SELLER LEAVING ALL THE PRICE TAGS ON HER PRESENTS I FELT THE SELLER SHOULD HAVE JUST APOLOGIZED AND NOT VERBALLY ATTACK MY MOM!!
yep that’s her.. she attacked me for the error told me her mom said something nasty about the package. I was kind of amazed and didnt know there was a mistake. she used convos and feed back to continue to rant cause i told her her mom shouldn’t of been mean to HER. let her say what she wanted about me but call your daughter up and say something nasty. I’m not a fan of emotionally abusing your kids.
she seems to like giving negative feedback to sellers when something that happened wasn’t their fault.
I counted a few “I don’t know if it’s your fault…” when the items were hung up in Mexican customs. Apparently she doesn’t realize that you can’t change feedback once you give it.
I’m confused as to what I will have to pay for shipping outside of “everywhere else in all my shop”, to which, obviously (as it is written) it is free.
Rainbow Brite Theme Song
Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I’m gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
Starlite flies
Right before your eyes
And rainbow colors will cheer you up
Magic Light
Gonna take you for a ride…
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ewwwww. Just the fact that she felt she had to state that the earrings were unused makes me think that they have, in fact, been used. NASTY.
Wow my parents need to get their money back for all those years of Catholic school, since apparently those nuns had the golden rule all wrong. I don’t remember anything about earrings, or used merchandise.
Everydaymama, that’s exactly what I thought of, too..Rainbow Brite! lol
These would look great with that upcycled pimped-out Army Jacket. But I think that jacket is used, and I don’t like if purchase something, I don’t like to get something used. Oh well, together we warm, right?
#37: So lame, I’d never leave a negative unless the item was shoddily made and fell apart, or if I never got it and the seller was not responding to my attempts to contact them. And for a freaking price tag? I probably wouldn’t even leave a neutral for that! Oops, oh well, Mom won’t care how much I spent on her.
November 28, 2009 at 9:14 am
Um. I don’t know quite what to think of this except who on earth would like random rainbow pompom earrings, used or unused, except for perhaps a gay clown having a fashion disaster?
November 28, 2009 at 9:17 am
Bahahahaa, I think this is my favorite write-up ever. EVARRRR!
November 28, 2009 at 9:17 am
You also get a thousand kisses with every order. Maybe I should work up a promotion as such. Gonna need a lot of chapstick.
November 28, 2009 at 9:18 am
stand back everyone, i’m a philosophy student.
hmmm… okay, i think i can parse this as:
premise 1: i have my own earrings.
conclusion: if you buy these earrings, they will never have been used.
(really it only follows that they will never have been used by *her*, at least not on a regular basis, because she has her own.)
premise 2: if i buy something, i don’t like it to have been used already.
conclusion: (same as above)
and she justifies this inference by appeal to the golden…
November 28, 2009 at 9:19 am
rule.
i thought i was under the 500 character limit. dammit!
November 28, 2009 at 9:20 am
also, this person is crazy, and i love the fake wikipedia entry. classic!
November 28, 2009 at 9:22 am
The golden rule involves not purchasing used? Wow, I was way off.
November 28, 2009 at 9:23 am
I too, prefer my caterpillars hanging from my ear lobes to be virgins as well. It is just how I hang ‘em.
November 28, 2009 at 9:24 am
Were the earrings stuck through a magazine page for the “model” photo?
November 28, 2009 at 9:29 am
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November 28, 2009 at 9:32 am
Yoda say: When earrings you want, earrings of pompom you will get.
November 28, 2009 at 9:34 am
I like how one earring has purple on top but the other has blue on top. It’s that kind of unexpected suble twist i really appreciate on an intellectual level. Deep.
November 28, 2009 at 9:37 am
Yeah, wow, how bad DO you have to be to get Etsy buyers to leave you negatives? I don’t recall ever seeing that before…then again, her listings are obviously the work of a very “special” seller.
November 28, 2009 at 9:41 am
Her first language seems to be Spanish. I think she’s from Mexico.
November 28, 2009 at 9:43 am
I would feel better if they were blacklight tested and not used.
November 28, 2009 at 9:48 am
I read this to my dog and he translated it for me. Unfortunately, he translated it into barks.
November 28, 2009 at 9:51 am
not for me. I like vaginas on my ears.
November 28, 2009 at 10:29 am
Reminds me of Rainbow Brite. Only I’m thinking she’s Rainbow Not-so-brite.
@#10 Jea I looked at her profile, and she says “my ratings are positive until this time”. But when you look at her ratings, her first one is negative. You have to wonder when she posted it… like… the first day! *rolling eyes*
November 28, 2009 at 10:45 am
I baffled that you managed to pick one item from that shop…the whole thing is a bit of an acid trip nightmare. “the cupcakes! they’re choking me!”
November 28, 2009 at 10:58 am
Whimsisity at it’s finest!
November 28, 2009 at 11:36 am
It is written:
Matthew 7:12
Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men buy from you, sell ye even so unused unto them: for this is the law and the prophets.
Luke 6:31
And as ye would that men should buy from you, do ye also to them likewise sold unused.
November 28, 2009 at 11:37 am
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November 28, 2009 at 11:39 am
I could use those pompoms right now to sop the tears from my eyes.
November 28, 2009 at 11:44 am
Yeah right, they are just two hash pipe cleaners waiting to be used…
November 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
Silly esty seller, Trix are for kids.
November 28, 2009 at 11:47 am
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November 28, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Sigh, I was having regretsy withdrawls.
I wonder if she’ll make me nipple rings of pompoms? That would be one hell of a surprise when some poor guy gets my shirt off….SURPRISE!
November 28, 2009 at 12:12 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33517117
“teen gothic and emo girls, found in him”
HOLY SHIT she has a voodoo doll made out of emo brats!
November 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Do unto others as you would have them look like they’re wearing earrings their kindergartner made them?
And $10? Really? I guess at least it’s not $500, but come on!
November 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm
NinjaGato, you totally just made me spurt tea all over my shirt. Nearly hit my keyboard. Good work.
November 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
How many gay caterpillars will have to die before this chick quits feeling “artistic”?
November 28, 2009 at 12:21 pm
You are welcome comma_splicer.
November 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
yep #9- That would be the earrings hanging off of a magazine picture.
November 28, 2009 at 12:27 pm
i was wondering the same thing NinjaGato…….. those poor caterpillars .. Why cant these sadistic cruel artists just leave the poor fuzzy bugs alone!
November 28, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I prefer the voodoo dolls that say “pussy” and “ass” on them. Hopefully they too are unused…
November 28, 2009 at 12:48 pm
#10 Jae LOL
“Probably one of the lowest seller ratings I’ve seen. So much for her golden rule.”
i only see 2 negatives.. you haven’t been to my page obviously..one in mine who just exploded(rather shrilly) over an accident with a tag 2 YEARS ago. then her mother called and insulted her. I was stunned by the mom couldn’t figure out how to respond in some placating way. Unfortunately she bought 4 items and wouldn’t take an apology or refund.
so 2 is nothing jae
November 28, 2009 at 12:53 pm
BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SELLER!!I REALLY WANTED TO OVERLOOK WHAT HAPPENED AS A MISTAKE,BUT WHEN SHE SAID MY MOM DIDN’T APPRECIATE ME AND SHOULD NOT HAVE COMPLAINED TO ME AOUT THE TACKINESS OF THE SELLER LEAVING ALL THE PRICE TAGS ON HER PRESENTS I FELT THE SELLER SHOULD HAVE JUST APOLOGIZED AND NOT VERBALLY ATTACK MY MOM!!
November 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm
EARRINGS OF POMPOM
*said in big booming Godlike voice*
November 28, 2009 at 1:08 pm
yep that’s her.. she attacked me for the error told me her mom said something nasty about the package. I was kind of amazed and didnt know there was a mistake. she used convos and feed back to continue to rant cause i told her her mom shouldn’t of been mean to HER. let her say what she wanted about me but call your daughter up and say something nasty. I’m not a fan of emotionally abusing your kids.
November 28, 2009 at 1:20 pm
she seems to like giving negative feedback to sellers when something that happened wasn’t their fault.
I counted a few “I don’t know if it’s your fault…” when the items were hung up in Mexican customs. Apparently she doesn’t realize that you can’t change feedback once you give it.
November 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I’m confused as to what I will have to pay for shipping outside of “everywhere else in all my shop”, to which, obviously (as it is written) it is free.
November 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Rainbow Brite Theme Song
Rainbow Brite
See the shining light
Yes I’m gonna take ya to Rainbow Brite
Starlite flies
Right before your eyes
And rainbow colors will cheer you up
Magic Light
Gonna take you for a ride…
(repeat chorus)
November 28, 2009 at 3:17 pm
These might have been “nice” in the ’80s. They’d match your rainbow suspenders.
November 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I am having trouble deciphering this.
November 28, 2009 at 4:54 pm
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November 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm
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November 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Wow my parents need to get their money back for all those years of Catholic school, since apparently those nuns had the golden rule all wrong. I don’t remember anything about earrings, or used merchandise.
Everydaymama, that’s exactly what I thought of, too..Rainbow Brite! lol
November 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
#39, is Morgan Freeman saying this?
November 28, 2009 at 9:07 pm
#49 frostypumpkin :
James Earl Jones ;D
November 28, 2009 at 9:47 pm
These would look great with that upcycled pimped-out Army Jacket. But I think that jacket is used, and I don’t like if purchase something, I don’t like to get something used. Oh well, together we warm, right?
November 28, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Skully, that’s twice tonight you made me snort.
November 28, 2009 at 9:54 pm
That’s nothing Helen, once I made Ned Beatty squeal like a pig.
November 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm
#37: So lame, I’d never leave a negative unless the item was shoddily made and fell apart, or if I never got it and the seller was not responding to my attempts to contact them. And for a freaking price tag? I probably wouldn’t even leave a neutral for that! Oops, oh well, Mom won’t care how much I spent on her.
November 29, 2009 at 9:08 am
Miss South Carolina 2007 should be the spokesperson for this item.
November 29, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I not like use grammar, type random words, make horrible craftings. Fire hot. Flrrrg.
November 29, 2009 at 11:30 pm
I still think she has worn the earrings, Golden Rule or not
November 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I don’t like if make a big deal out of something it makes me believe person is (yes!) lies about used thing
December 1, 2009 at 7:28 am
all that’s missing on these is the googly eyes