The only possible use I could see for these…sunglasses?…would be for those all too frequent occasions when it’s necessary to mimic the signs of Tourette’s Syndrome. Because you just know that fringe shit is itchy-tickly on your nose, and after like 15 minutes of being forced to wear them (obviously at gunpoint) you’d completely be twitching and cursing at increasingly loud volume because your nose felt like it was up the ass end of a goose.
BTW I am shocked and amazed that the same person who made these pieces of utter shite actually spelled the word “appliqued” correctly in another listing. Then again, that other listing does include what appear to be “upcycled” 1980s shoulder pads from one of Ann Taylor’s greatest hits.
i think i saw these in a prince and the new power generation video….
perfect gift for “friend, co-worker, classmate, mother…” anybody you’d like to see walk into a wall or drive into a tree. o! the hilarity will ensue.
#2 I agree whole-heartedly.
This whole GAGA craze has got to stop. I’m sure she’ll soon be supporting spats as well. Has anyone seen my diamond encrusted panties? I’m meeting my boyfriend’s parents tonight and I want to embody the artist that is GAGA!
I think we need to draw the curtain across sales such as this. We shouldn’t skirt around the topic anymore. It should be banished to the fringes of society.
“I added tassels and studs to the frame of this cool shades. Then I watched some Fresh Prince, grabbed a Clear Pepsi and teased my hair some more. This shades are all that and a bag of chips!”
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Gaga after all she has been through.! SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Gaga is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. Her song is called “poker face” for a reason because all you people want is to POKE HER! POKE HER! POKE HER!. LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE Gaga ALONE!…..Please. Leave Lady Gaga alone!…right now!….I mean it.! Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me.
The sad thing is is that this isn’t an original idea. Or maybe thats a good thing? I’m really not sure.
I enjoy the ridiculousness fashion-for-fashions-sake ness of the original Beyonce pair, because they were well executed and made from luxiourious materials, and grossly over the top (which I LOVE about certain divas like Lady Gaga). These look like curtain fringe in a cheap bordello on ray bans copying something inventive and somewhat clever.
I think we just found Jordie Laforge from Star Trex’s sole mate. This is the perfect christmas gift for that distracted texting-while-driving teen daughter. Caution: may cause whelts and sudden blindness if used with the window down.
November 24, 2009 at 10:02 am
seriously just makes her look like the bearded lady at first glance.
November 24, 2009 at 10:04 am
I blame Lady Gaga for all that is wrong in the world these days.
November 24, 2009 at 10:04 am
This doesn’t even seem like a good idea in theory. I’m adding fringe to a card now.
November 24, 2009 at 10:06 am
UV protection, eh? Then they’re so totally worth it.
November 24, 2009 at 10:06 am
Holy hell…’90s hair!
November 24, 2009 at 10:07 am
Yet another glue gun disaster! People should require a licence to be able to buy one… Or at the very least, a psych evaluation.
November 24, 2009 at 10:08 am
only have one question WHY???
November 24, 2009 at 10:08 am
Never been worn?
Then how did they get the picture?
November 24, 2009 at 10:10 am
Best worn while driving at night.
November 24, 2009 at 10:11 am
“Never been worn.”
But…
November 24, 2009 at 10:12 am
Too slow, scuzies.
November 24, 2009 at 10:14 am
The love child of Lady Gaga and Cousin It.
November 24, 2009 at 10:14 am
is it just me…or are the studs off-center? OK so you want to make crap…could it at least be symetrical crap?
(although…it is good to know that there are people out there keeping Aqua Net in business…)
November 24, 2009 at 10:14 am
Good shades for a funeral.
Everyone will be so busy laughing their ass off at you for wearing them, they’ll forget what they came for.
November 24, 2009 at 10:14 am
LOL it’s Cousin Its shades from the Adams Family!!
November 24, 2009 at 10:15 am
#13, bet that ain’t aqua net….just sayin’
November 24, 2009 at 10:16 am
Great… now I’ve got Red Rider in my head.
As for the glasses? Just… why? Why ruin a perfectly functional pair of sunglasses?!
November 24, 2009 at 10:16 am
“I’ll take what’s in the box Mr. Brady”
November 24, 2009 at 10:17 am
#14 VGB
Hahaha! Love it!! We need a “View at a Funeral”
November 24, 2009 at 10:17 am
Why am I thinking of Snuffleupagus’ Eyelashes?
November 24, 2009 at 10:18 am
On her profile she says returns accepted in 14 days, and in her policies she does not accept any returns… I am confuzzled once again!
November 24, 2009 at 10:20 am
#21
she lied and was wearing the shades when she typed her info…all the fringe movement caused brain lapses, kinda like epilepsy….
November 24, 2009 at 10:20 am
If I saw anyone other than Gaga wearing these I’d want to punch them.
November 24, 2009 at 10:21 am
wow. her whole shop makes me feel both bored AND angry.
November 24, 2009 at 10:21 am
“The collection is constantly nourishing from contemporary art and fashion trends.”
Change it’s diet.
November 24, 2009 at 10:22 am
Bangry, my favorite emotion.
November 24, 2009 at 10:23 am
Kamikaze
better yet, get the diet chart for her peace of mind
November 24, 2009 at 10:23 am
The only possible use I could see for these…sunglasses?…would be for those all too frequent occasions when it’s necessary to mimic the signs of Tourette’s Syndrome. Because you just know that fringe shit is itchy-tickly on your nose, and after like 15 minutes of being forced to wear them (obviously at gunpoint) you’d completely be twitching and cursing at increasingly loud volume because your nose felt like it was up the ass end of a goose.
November 24, 2009 at 10:25 am
BTW I am shocked and amazed that the same person who made these pieces of utter shite actually spelled the word “appliqued” correctly in another listing. Then again, that other listing does include what appear to be “upcycled” 1980s shoulder pads from one of Ann Taylor’s greatest hits.
November 24, 2009 at 10:25 am
Will someone please take away her glue gun license? What in the fresh hell is this?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33977118
November 24, 2009 at 10:27 am
I feel like it needs some tiebacks included, maybe with tassels?
November 24, 2009 at 10:28 am
DAMN IT! Lady G is to blame!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35132555
November 24, 2009 at 10:28 am
PS. These are on Clearance
November 24, 2009 at 10:32 am
I rest my case: http://www.greetings.ca/snuffleupagus.jpg
November 24, 2009 at 10:34 am
#33 WIN
November 24, 2009 at 10:35 am
Thank you. Thank you v. much. I’m here all week…
November 24, 2009 at 10:35 am
#30 look closely…fur vagoo ring
November 24, 2009 at 10:36 am
…try the shrimp cocktail, it’s FRESH!
November 24, 2009 at 10:48 am
Its lil Wayne’s crafter wannabe cousin! Same hair too.
November 24, 2009 at 10:56 am
Rick James was reincarnated as a pair of sunglasses
November 24, 2009 at 10:56 am
nope blame beyonce.
November 24, 2009 at 11:04 am
i think i saw these in a prince and the new power generation video….
perfect gift for “friend, co-worker, classmate, mother…” anybody you’d like to see walk into a wall or drive into a tree. o! the hilarity will ensue.
November 24, 2009 at 11:05 am
#34 BOL PERFECT! comparison photo for the win.
November 24, 2009 at 11:08 am
At least if you’re wearing them you can’t see yourself.
November 24, 2009 at 11:08 am
#8 CVZD: Good point! That bitch is getting spray-on-tan all over my new shades.
November 24, 2009 at 11:11 am
Stupid. And not even “hipster stupid.” Looks like a carwash for your face.
November 24, 2009 at 11:19 am
envision fringed shades and eagle hat…..
November 24, 2009 at 11:25 am
It is a pale, pale knock-off of Lady Gaga
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/11/ama_fug_carpet_bobby_trendy112409.html
November 24, 2009 at 11:28 am
I don’t know why it pisses me off so much, but WHY is the seller setting her items on pictures out of magazines?! Grrr…
November 24, 2009 at 11:28 am
Don’t you realize that you could (Give a gift from the heart)? Heartless bastards, the lot of you.
November 24, 2009 at 11:34 am
@#26 Kamikaze:
how about boredgry? angored?
November 24, 2009 at 11:39 am
#45-
Rub it in why don’tcha?
BEST AV EVER!
November 24, 2009 at 11:44 am
Is this made of upcycled shoulder pads & seat belts?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33781214
Not a bad idea for keeping my shoulder pads from flying out of my sleeves when I’m dancing.
November 24, 2009 at 11:49 am
I have a hard enough time keeping my own fringe out of my eyes, I don’t need these.
I have no other words…
November 24, 2009 at 11:53 am
#2 I agree whole-heartedly.
This whole GAGA craze has got to stop. I’m sure she’ll soon be supporting spats as well. Has anyone seen my diamond encrusted panties? I’m meeting my boyfriend’s parents tonight and I want to embody the artist that is GAGA!
November 24, 2009 at 11:54 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=33977118
I know everyone on my Christmas list will want one of these “gems”
November 24, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I think we need to draw the curtain across sales such as this. We shouldn’t skirt around the topic anymore. It should be banished to the fringes of society.
I’m done.
p
x
November 24, 2009 at 12:52 pm
“I added tassels and studs to the frame of this cool shades. Then I watched some Fresh Prince, grabbed a Clear Pepsi and teased my hair some more. This shades are all that and a bag of chips!”
November 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I’ll take Samara them ugly shades, please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03668oTEoIQ
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
November 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
She may have spelled “appliqued” correctly in another listing, but this one has “options” spelled as “obtions”.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33690378
November 24, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Maybe she was upside down when she typed it.
November 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Gaga after all she has been through.! SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Gaga is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. Her song is called “poker face” for a reason because all you people want is to POKE HER! POKE HER! POKE HER!. LEAVE HER ALONE! LEAVE Gaga ALONE!…..Please. Leave Lady Gaga alone!…right now!….I mean it.! Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me.
November 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Touche Ms. Killer.
November 24, 2009 at 1:33 pm
@50 quake: angored is my favorite textile.
November 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Welcome to the jungle
We got fun and games…
shananananananakneesknees
November 24, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I could see her target market as Prince and ONLY Prince. These need to be purple.
November 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
The sad thing is is that this isn’t an original idea. Or maybe thats a good thing? I’m really not sure.
I enjoy the ridiculousness fashion-for-fashions-sake ness of the original Beyonce pair, because they were well executed and made from luxiourious materials, and grossly over the top (which I LOVE about certain divas like Lady Gaga). These look like curtain fringe in a cheap bordello on ray bans copying something inventive and somewhat clever.
November 24, 2009 at 2:42 pm
this is the kind of thing that the 80′s thought the future would have, like the wardrobe in Running Man.
November 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Michael Jackson isn’t dead – he just went home. Now Janet is wearing his favorite shades.
November 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Tommy can you see me?
November 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Good thing she lists the different people I could give these to as a gift. Otherwise, I would be totally lost.
November 24, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Forehead mustache.
Real nice.
November 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
“I wear my sunglasses at night”….~screeech~….~CRASH~
“forehead mustache”…~snicker~
November 24, 2009 at 5:46 pm
There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been said
November 24, 2009 at 5:59 pm
i dont know why this is bugging me but its not a lady gaga reference its a beyonce rip off!
i drank to much coffee. . .
November 24, 2009 at 7:23 pm
just another reason to dislike Beyonce.
November 24, 2009 at 7:27 pm
What a prostitute looks like in Iraq?
November 24, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Why must we re-live the 80′s? It was an ugly decade.
November 24, 2009 at 9:53 pm
crapgawker: Prince & ONLY Prince?
I dare to disagree. When it comes to shades, this is THE go-to man
:
http://s762.photobucket.com/albums/xx262/hammerhead77/?action=view¤t=caruso_fringe_shades.jpg
November 25, 2009 at 1:41 am
Hey HH! That’s a great link! I almost choked when I saw it! Now if you could put the glasses on the reborn caruso, THAT would be money!
November 25, 2009 at 4:57 am
These glasses should be put on the Dazzle Darlin Pixie Fairy. That thing scared the crap out of me.
November 25, 2009 at 11:50 am
exactly pleasedontpickme i just want to make sure your disgust is being credited to the right person….
November 25, 2009 at 12:22 pm
The perfect gift to give someone who has just passed their driving test!
November 28, 2009 at 9:31 am
Wow these will be perfect with this chic mask! For an extra obscured vision! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35130399
November 28, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I think we just found Jordie Laforge from Star Trex’s sole mate. This is the perfect christmas gift for that distracted texting-while-driving teen daughter. Caution: may cause whelts and sudden blindness if used with the window down.
November 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm
UV protection? For your face, your eyes, or both? If you wore these to a beach, you’d be sportin’ some pretty nasty tan lines
December 1, 2009 at 8:37 am
Perhaps these are for those who wonder what it is like to have their face in a snatch???????????
May 13, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Who needs a Damn UV protection when the eys are fully covered by this WEIRD blinds???