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Posted by Helen Killer

109 comments

Oh your special lady will love this! Well, when she wakes up, I mean.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:14 pm

#1 DucksNew :

Uhhhhhhhhh…um…ok, I’ll say it: there’s a naked lady on that PILLow

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Nov 23, 2009
12:16 pm

#2 reqbat :

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Nov 23, 2009
12:16 pm

#3 Dynomoose :

A naked lady on a roofie pillow

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Nov 23, 2009
12:16 pm

#4 Kelly :

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Nov 23, 2009
12:17 pm

#5 Dynomoose :

I am wondering how they justify $170

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Nov 23, 2009
12:17 pm

#6 Patty :

From the description:

“these PILLows are intended to use as you would any other pillow and are NOT FOR CONSUMPTION as they do not contain the necessary mood stablizing goodness found in controlled substances”

I had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:17 pm

#7 Kelly :

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Nov 23, 2009
12:18 pm

#8 pauldodo :

Sadly, Nytol doesn’t come in capsule form.

Nor Anusol.

p
x

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Nov 23, 2009
12:18 pm

#9 dreabunny :

Is no one else bothered by the crappy photoshopping? That lady’s breast scares me.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:19 pm

#10 anti-flamitory :

for $170, they better not be letting their kid cut out the letters on my pillow, damnit!

unless the naked lady with the deformed boobie is included??

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Nov 23, 2009
12:20 pm

#11 pdrunk :

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Nov 23, 2009
12:20 pm

#12 everydaymama1 :

Anyone for an ex-lax pillow?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:20 pm

#13 i am bean :

Excellent! I want one that says Tramadol on it!

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Nov 23, 2009
12:21 pm

#14 pauldodo :

How come ’shopped’? Looks to me like implants.

Not that I’d know, etc….

p
x

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Nov 23, 2009
12:22 pm

#15 vangoghbabe :

viagra??
But I think that pillow would be too firm.Especially if it lasted for over four hours.
In that case, an exlax pillow, for softening stools..that would be a soft pillow, yeah, really soft

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Nov 23, 2009
12:22 pm

#16 thembone :

Man, I thought of pill-ows way before this joker showed up, but I was putting off making them because fleece is pricy. I would’ve made them realistic, though (ecstasy with a smiley face or airplane or something on it, and actual drug imprints instead of cheesy names…no roofie is labeled like that, c’mon. Dumb.) I’m bitter now.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:22 pm

#17 CraftingBlues :

“Yeah dude! Its sooo totally worth, like, $169 to get a pillow you can like totally get in sears for like $20. Like, totally”

And why does she have to be naked?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:23 pm

#18 pdrunk :

Well, even if they are implants, I don’t think when you lay down on a pillow, your boobies come to a point.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:23 pm

#19 pottery123 :

Keeping reading and reading the description, for $169. it has to come with a built in dildo, right? Can’t find it…but then again I took two pills last night, and I am having trouble focusing. will check later when pills wear off, cause damn if it’s got a dildo it mine.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:24 pm

#20 thembone :

Also, wtf is a “sexy zipper”?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:25 pm

#21 anti-flamitory :

i sell dildos, even the vibrator that wipes you off when you’re done only costs $150. shit.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:26 pm

#22 HermesGoddess :

I totally know someone who needs the Xanax one. But for $169 I’ll make the goddamn thing myself.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:27 pm

#23 vangoghbabe :

I wonder if my pharmaceutical insurance will cover some of the cost?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:34 pm

#24 Stingray Charles :

Take one of these…and I’ll see you in the AM. Don’t worry, babe, I’ll send you home on the bus with an RU486 seat cushion.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:35 pm

#25 Patty :

@ Stingray Charles- you made me LOL in real life.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:36 pm

#26 vangoghbabe :

Birth control pill.
And Placenta pillow……

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Nov 23, 2009
12:38 pm

#27 everydaymama1 :

I want a hemorrhoid pillow!

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Nov 23, 2009
12:41 pm

#28 buffoon :

when you turn up at a dude’s house and see his “date rape drug” pillow, my advice, get the hell OUT.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:42 pm

#29 pauldodo :

She’ll need this one, too….

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg142/pauldodo/regretcanpillow.jpg

p
x

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Nov 23, 2009
12:44 pm

#30 vangoghbabe :

So, if I buy a dozen of them and sleep on them all at once, would that be overdosing?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:44 pm

#31 vangoghbabe :

Would I have to go to rehab?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:45 pm

#32 buffoon :

For the Americans, Pauldodo’s thing (which made me laugh out loud BTW) is to treat thrush, or what in America you call a yeast infection.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:46 pm

#33 buffoon :

they’ll TRY to make you go to rehab, but you say, no, no, no.

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Nov 23, 2009
12:46 pm

#34 vangoghbabe :

Could I get one that has a built in vibrator…
Ecstasy pill??

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Nov 23, 2009
12:49 pm

#35 ohdearydearyme :

hahaha – I actually nearly bought one of these for DH ages ago…

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Nov 23, 2009
12:49 pm

#36 Stingray Charles :

How about a blanket printed like a sheet of blotter acid?

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Nov 23, 2009
12:50 pm

#37 vangoghbabe :

#31
glad you slept on it before you made the decision

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Nov 23, 2009
12:52 pm

#38 vangoghbabe :

Perfect gift for the drug addict in your life…
Congrats gift after rehab graduation

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Nov 23, 2009
12:53 pm

#39 vangoghbabe :

Because, DUDE, you are totally worth it!

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Nov 23, 2009
12:57 pm

#40 TooManyCookbooks :

#9, it’s freaking me out quite a bit as well. There’s something off about her whole posture.

And this pillow? Why not cut to the chase and call it the ‘Guys, You Will Never Get Another Date Once She See This’ pillow, because that’s what it is.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:01 pm

#41 craptabulous :

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Nov 23, 2009
1:02 pm

#42 Hello Happy :

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Nov 23, 2009
1:09 pm

#43 Social Outcast :

The Prozac version should be green and yellow. Although if he was going for authenticity the pills wouldn’t have their names on anyway.

Even more disturbing than the date rape drug PILLow though, are these.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17946136
“made from recycled gay porn” O_o

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Nov 23, 2009
1:11 pm

#44 The Mayor of Bethville :

But a Viagra/Cialis pillow could be a beautiful act of revenge.

1. It’s too big to throw in the garbage.
2. You can’t give it away.
3. If you hide it in a closet, someone will find it eventually.

It’s all so simple.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:13 pm

#45 mayefaire :

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Nov 23, 2009
1:14 pm

#46 pleasedontpickme :

this and the condom pillow will accent the bed nicely.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:24 pm

#47 pants :

Hahahaha

Oh, my god, gay pornaments WIN.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:25 pm

#48 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Grimace purple? Smurf blue? Dude’s been snorting his own pillows.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:26 pm

#49 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Help me Jebus I’m buying these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17946136

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Nov 23, 2009
1:26 pm

#50 DucksNew :

I really don’t feel bad that I didn’t know it was a roofie. I was more amused by the pill pillow in general. Though you’d think that for $169.95 they could at least try to make the pill look like the real things. Or at least not like you glued construction paper to a pillow form.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:27 pm

#51 marimoy :

I’m with pottery123 on this… no spot for my vibe? Forget it! I will get something else!

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Nov 23, 2009
1:27 pm

#52 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

“Custom Straight or lesbian ornaments set available…. but it will cost you way more cuz I really don’t want to look at vaginas all day ”
So…we know he’s not on Regretsy.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:28 pm

#53 DucksNew :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34462241
they also come in small size, but still apparently photoshopped into another pic

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Nov 23, 2009
1:30 pm

#54 Stingray Charles :

#52 Kamikaze: LOL

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Nov 23, 2009
1:32 pm

#55 DucksNew :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34671818
This looks like its a white blob with Photoshopped features. Does it look that way to anyone else or am I losing my mind? I can’t understand why you don’t take a picture of the actual item.

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Nov 23, 2009
1:42 pm

#56 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

DucksNew:
“Sometimes I get so excited about things like neon, polar bears, bamboo, spaceships, and twilight that I start shaking. That, and lots of drugs and caffine, is mostly what allows me to design and make lots of things and stay up way late.” That and EVERYTHING is custom made = a friend of Tina who hasn’t actually MADE any of this crap, has no plans to until someone sends him money for more meth, and very well may not be able to.

HEY STINGRAY!

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Nov 23, 2009
1:43 pm

#57 martini :

How about one with Dulcolax printed on the side?

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Nov 23, 2009
1:46 pm

#58 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

martini and (yes!) martini! Hooray!

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Nov 23, 2009
1:49 pm

#59 frostypumpkin :

I’m not buying until they show a picture of the “sexy zipper”. Also I’m a bit nervous about the fact that they’re “lovingly made”. What kind of love are we talking here??

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Nov 23, 2009
2:01 pm

#60 GoldenGlow :

So if I live in Canada is it cheaper?

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Nov 23, 2009
2:08 pm

#61 whimsiclefuckery :

What takes 3-4 weeks to make? The naked lady blow-up doll?

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Nov 23, 2009
2:20 pm

#62 cimorenegal :

Am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that everything in that shop looks like it’s all photoshopped and there don’t seem to be any actual pictures of finished products anywhere?

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Nov 23, 2009
2:31 pm

#63 TooManyCookbooks :

Can’t lie — I’d be all over those gay pornaments (ha!) if I didn’t think there was a chance my (catholic) in-laws might be coming over for Presentmas.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:34 pm

#64 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Day 1: receive 169.95. buy crystal
Day 2: still dancing to “Poker Face”
Day 3: wake up in piss soaked jeans in an alley in San Mateo, try to hitchhike home
Day 4: “how the hell did I end up in Hayward?”
Day 5: picked up on 5th trick for soliciting
Days 6-16: awaiting trial
Day 17: guilty, time served
Day 18: home at last, check e-mails, right, pillow
Day 19: “how the hell did I end up in Berkley?” get ride home from sexy grad student.
Day 20: sexy grad student
Day 21: “Fuck,…

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Nov 23, 2009
2:34 pm

#65 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

yeah 3-4 weeks

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Nov 23, 2009
2:35 pm

#66 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#62, #56

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Nov 23, 2009
2:37 pm

#67 NinjaGato :

I really WANT to be offended by this considering it’s the “date rape drug” but in some sick twisted way this makes me smile.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:39 pm

#68 NinjaGato :

#64 Nice way to work crystal meth and Gaga together… I swear that combo is to blame for much of regretsy’s fodder.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:42 pm

#69 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

and commentary

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Nov 23, 2009
2:42 pm

#70 NinjaGato :

Kamikaze- I know what I’m getting you for christmas…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17946136

“Custom Straight or lesbian ornaments set available…. but it will cost you way more cuz I really don’t want to look at vaginas all day ”

If you don’t want them I’m giving them to my Grandma

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Nov 23, 2009
2:43 pm

#71 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

OH I SO WANT THEM! Thank you SantaGato!

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Nov 23, 2009
2:45 pm

#72 Apples :

Funny idea, but $170 for a pillow? I don’t fucking think so. Maybe the seller can use that $170 to buy a book that will teach them how to use photoshop like a sentient organism.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:45 pm

#73 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31731550

I photoshop a picture to make it look like a painting too…save your $800 bucks though, I’ll do it for $799.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:47 pm

#74 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

“This canvas measures a massive 16 x 20″
Typical

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Nov 23, 2009
2:53 pm

#75 anti-flamitory :

” I enjoy using dramatic lighten effects ”

whaaaa?

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Nov 23, 2009
2:54 pm

#76 NinjaGato :

MASSIVE…sorta like the sellers ego

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Nov 23, 2009
2:56 pm

#77 NinjaGato :

” they are non-returnable or refundable” Because I don’t want them back after you realize that you just got screwed.

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Nov 23, 2009
2:59 pm

#78 NinjaGato :

“any reproduction will force the artist to take the criminal to the smack down hotel.”

I think I stayed at that hotel once when I went to Paris. I pulled back the covers and wah-la the sheets were crusty with blood and jizz

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Nov 23, 2009
3:02 pm

#79 frostypumpkin :

NinjaGato, I found one for you!! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=32063377

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Nov 23, 2009
3:07 pm

#80 NinjaGato :

Oh my god frostypumpkin- did you notice that there’s a “view it in a room” for that one?

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Nov 23, 2009
3:20 pm

#81 Efit :

Ew yuck yuck YUCK. Am I the only one who thinks there is absolutely nothing “LOL” about girls getting drugged and raped? Oh yeah, that’s hilarious! So fucking funny! About as funny as small children getting kidnapped and old people getting hit by cars! GOOD TIMES!!! PARTY FIESTA!!!!!!!!

Shameful.

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Nov 23, 2009
3:28 pm

#82 Helen Killer :

@ #81, Just to be clear, I posted this because it’s so completely awful. I’m actually amused at how completely wrong it is on every level.

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Nov 23, 2009
3:29 pm

#83 Efit :

Word. That was not a commentary on your posting it; it is totally Regretsy-worthy.

I was just completely FLOORED that in 80 comments, not a one was disgusted with the idea that drugging and raping the ladeez is NOT COOL. Unless I looked over something…

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Nov 23, 2009
3:32 pm

#84 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

She needs 3 to 4 weeks shipping time in order to wake from her coma

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Nov 23, 2009
4:02 pm

#85 CuterCooter :

Laura Splan ripoff.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:08 pm

#86 The Blue Kraken :

WOW shit its a plush roofie!! damn i thought id seen it all. This is just so so wrong on so many levels.. and that includes the nude model.

for over $150 this pillow better include something more

#83 i think that points already blatant that date rape is not “cool”.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:10 pm

#87 Tdogdd :

Interesting that they have paired the naked chick with some rohypnol only thing better would be the empty glass sitting on the floor.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:42 pm

#88 Monstrosa :

A lot of stuff in this shop looks like Photoshop sketches. Why would you sell something you hadn’t even made a prototype of?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34671818

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Nov 23, 2009
4:52 pm

#89 The Blue Kraken :

another thing………… cant this guy take any pictures of REAL models? these are all crappy photoshop edits.. how do we know that’s the real size???

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Nov 23, 2009
4:55 pm

#90 The Blue Kraken :

damn…….. your RIght Monstrosa !! i didnt realize to just now.. your dead on.

jesus not even the product is real. …….. o.O there’s no products even photographed. just fuzzy photoshop creations

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Nov 23, 2009
5:03 pm

#91 sawdustbear :

I’m trying to decide if this is the best or the absolutely worst product photo ever.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:04 pm

#92 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Not to keep bumping myself: @56
“Sometimes I get so excited about things like neon, polar bears, bamboo, spaceships, and twilight that I start shaking. That, and lots of drugs and caffeine, is mostly what allows me to design and make lots of things and stay up way late.” That and EVERYTHING is custom made = a friend of Tina who hasn’t actually MADE any of this crap, has no plans to until someone sends him money for more meth, and very well may not be able to.”

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Nov 23, 2009
5:14 pm

#93 Monstrosa :

#91 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
OK! That explains everything. Sorry I missed that at first.
And that actually is (most of it) on the profile. Genius.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:24 pm

#94 Cath of Canberra :

Efit, I’m with you. This is appalling, and I can only hope that most of the people that you observed not remarking on it just thought it was so obviously deeply wrong as not be be worth pointing out. I really do hope that.

And no, social outcast, gay porn ornaments are absolutely NOT more disturbing than rape.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:37 pm

#95 BettyMachete :

What a great pillow to take on the plane! And yes, I DON”T swallow.

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Nov 23, 2009
6:15 pm

#96 NinjaGato :

Cath- That’s exactly why I didn’t say anything, Nobody (in their correct frame of mind) thinks rape is funny. It’s really not worth my valuable “regretsy time” to comment on something that’s just going to piss me off.

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Nov 23, 2009
6:21 pm

#97 NinjaGato :

also did anybody notice how many times the seller refers to himself as “super hottie?”
If it weren’t for date rape he’d never get laid.

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Nov 23, 2009
7:03 pm

#98 artandghosts :

fuck this.

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Nov 23, 2009
9:04 pm

#99 js :

Gay pornaments – not disturbing. Almost slightly amusing, if they were better made.

Roofie pillow with naked woman, depicting a scene set for date rape – very disturbing.

The fact that this guy who is clearly not even slightly attracted to women STILL thinks that women are suitable/appropriate victims of date-rape? Most disturbing of all.

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Nov 24, 2009
5:41 am

#100 turtlegirl76 :

Oh, but the Ninja Sloth is awesome. I can forgive everything else in this shop, just for the Ninja Sloths mere presence.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=14119897

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Nov 24, 2009
7:26 am

#101 sar-sar :

okay, this one kind of makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with people… and yet I find it ironically hilarious. Damn it, I’m torn.

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Nov 24, 2009
7:43 am

#102 vangoghbabe :

Take a pill and call in the morning

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Nov 24, 2009
12:44 pm

#103 pauldodo :

I agree with everyone.

p
x

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Nov 25, 2009
3:35 pm

#104 frostypumpkin :

Will my boobs get pointy like that if I sleep on this pillow??

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Nov 25, 2009
5:51 pm

#105 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Naked lady on a date rape pillow…hmmm…

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Nov 27, 2009
9:46 pm

#106 Recovering Crack Baby :

Are we viewing an incredible item to purchase or a crime scene as it is happening? I do not know about most. However, I simply can’t recall ever purposefully falling into a nice slumber with my naked tits pushed down on a stuffed torpedo and my ass so “comfortably” positioned up in the air. Am I the only one or does everyone sleep this way now???

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Dec 1, 2009
4:20 am

#107 JustJon :

Due to the fact that a.) I take crazy meds, and b.) I do indeed like sleeping with a body pillow to align my hips and shoulders while I sleep, this would actually be kind of a nice novelty thing to own, but for 170 dollars, that fucker better be stuffed with the meds it advertises on the outside.

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Dec 4, 2009
7:27 am

#108 razberries :

if that gal was really *not* photoshopped on there, i would hope the seller would provide a new and not “used” pillow…i wouldn’t buy a pillow that someone rubbed their naked boobies all over…ew
that point aside, wtf? who the heck would want a giant pill pillow- no matter what the drug?

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Dec 20, 2009
4:18 pm

#109 bananabread :

I love the bad photoshop…and the fact that her boob just slices off perfectly where it hits the pillow.

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