Comments on: Yule Be Sorry

By: MyEyesMyEyes

MyEyesMyEyes — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:53:53 +0000

Cotton my ass, that stuff is Red Heart acrylic if I’ve ever seen it. I hope the buyer doesn’t stand too close to a candle at a holiday party because those damn things will melt.

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By: nitebyrd

nitebyrd — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:09:54 +0000

Being that I have an Etsy shop and that I make items to sell, I always try to cut other “artists” some slack. In this instance, I just can’t. Santa would only bring these if he had been taking some hardcore drugs.

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By: michelleames

michelleames — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:34:17 +0000

Looks like Santa threw up a little cranberry, eggnog, and pine tree.

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By: starrydreams

starrydreams — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:12:57 +0000

OMG. This has sold?!!! Maybe it’s the wine talking but I have to ask the question- What am I doing wrong??!!! I have no vagina’s, penii (plural for penis in my universe), etc. Should I create a WTF line???!!!! http://www.starrydreams.etsy.com

Just another working stiff….

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By: crapgawker

crapgawker — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:45:26 +0000

If she photographs them on a windshield and/or next to a car tire I will buy them.

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By: somethinghomemade

somethinghomemade — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:39:22 +0000

Spell check is all well and good, but never a substitute for proof reading.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=24055022

“Perfect for a center piece, a sick relative in a car facility.”

How bad a relative do you have to be that your “loved ones” take you to the mechanic instead of just sticking you in a nursing home?

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By: freckleyredhead

freckleyredhead — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:08:04 +0000

How much you want to bet these are coming soon to an Etsy Christmas gift guide near you.

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By: i am bean

i am bean — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:48:11 +0000

@ #83 NinjaGato:

It’s not the fact that it’s knitted or crocheted that makes it look ‘Gran’…it’s the whole styling and look of it that just screams out to me ‘CHURCH CHARITY FUNDRAISER’..and who usually runs those? You guessed it…Grans! (awww bless ‘em)

Just saying.

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By: jwheeler

jwheeler — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:24:59 +0000

Well, Santa IS a malicious bitch, so she’s probably right..

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By: NinjaGato

NinjaGato — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:34:43 +0000

#68 i am bean :
Be nice people…someone’s Gran made this (probably)

If my grandma made this I would still make fun of it. By the way not everyone who attempts to knit and crochet (and some who are actually quite good) are old. I’m 25 and had knitted for 10 years until the carpal tunnel kicked in.

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By: Bellmer's Dolly

Bellmer's Dolly — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:16:27 +0000

At least it isn’t “crotched”. I’d hate to think of this beauty dangling off some naughty bits.

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By: BettyMachete

BettyMachete — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:46:38 +0000

Bedazzled tampon if you ask me.

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By: sweetbirdofparadox

sweetbirdofparadox — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:32 +0000

I’m guessing she’s only posting a picture of the one as opposed to the pair because her crochet “skills” went awry and the other looks nothing like this one…

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By: WTFisthatanyway

WTFisthatanyway — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:49:49 +0000

If Santa brought that shit to my house you’d be auctioning off bleedingsanta.com!

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By: Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina

Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:34:08 +0000

who would have thought that was her first attempt?

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