More Whimsicle Fuckery
The delightful Oh Boy Cat Toy (maker of the Michael Jackson catnip toy, and the dolphin with a boner you people keep sending me) has created the ultimate Etsy-to-Regretsy-to-Etsy-and-back-to-Regretsy recursive clusterfucking meta toy for your meme savvy cat: Say What Guy!*
Please buy this immediately because, well, you have no other choice, really. And send me a picture of your stoned cat, trying to pinpoint the exact moment it all went so horribly wrong.
* The artist has been made aware of the toy and was offered proceeds from the sale
November 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Whimsicle fuckery! It is my new favorite phrase.
November 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Do I have to go get a cat now so I can get this for it to play with?
November 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Next up, a vagina cat toy maybe?
November 23, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I’m so putting whimsicle fuckery on a card. Before I even opened the link– reading ‘whimsicle fuckery’ made me laugh.
November 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Be wary of your POWER!!!
November 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I believe whimsiclefuckery.com will be going up for auction soon. Just saying.
November 23, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I want a whimsicle fuckery t-shirt.
November 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I’m not really putting it on a card. One item inspired by regretsy is enough. LOL. But I would like to see someone rock whimsiclefuckery.com.
November 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
#4 this same seller has a pink taco cat toy. But it’s a play on words mostly. It looks like a taco..but pink, not like a pink taco.
November 23, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Alchemy. Etsy turns your gold in crafts.
#9 DucksNew : I want a whimsicle fuckery t-shirt.
November 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I have to say this etsy store impresses me. I love the cute designs and lengths it goes to alter your cat’s mind. I’m tempted to buy a wholesale lot and I don’t even own a cat
November 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I really like his cat toys, I want a beer, a spatula a taco and a toilet paper and my cat doesn’t even like toys.
November 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm
It’s sold
November 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I hope she sells EVERYTHING in her shop.
I would totally buy her stuff if my cats (yes multiple…I’m a crazy cat lady in training) were into catnip toys.
November 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I’d buy if she made strong dog toys. My littlest has razor teeth.
November 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Back?
November 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Front?
November 23, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I don’t have a cat, but I’d love that as a refrigerator magnet.
November 23, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I love this shop! I bought my brother stuff from them for christmas (for his cat…I think…my brother’s a bit weird)
November 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Okay people, help me out. Who the whimsicle fuckery is this? (I had a hard time misspelling whimsical)
November 23, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I sort of want to tag everything “whimsicle fuckery” now!
November 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
That is definitely America’s favorite painting. You know, it’s the…it’s the guy with the…the face that…oh, you know, the “Say What” guy! I love that painting.
November 23, 2009 at 5:04 pm
LOVE IT
And I now want “Whimsicle fuckery” on a bumper sticker for my van!! Best phrase ever!
November 23, 2009 at 5:06 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34862948&ref=sr_gallery_3&&ga_search_query=helen_killer&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=&includes=tags
Helen, have you seen this? Apparently you’re someones muse.
November 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Oh Helen – you have inspired a new generation of Whimiscle fuckery amongst us etsy sellers – I even got a thank you card with a package today that said ‘thank you so much for your order…blah blah blah… Hope you have a whimsicle day!’
November 23, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Nice!
November 23, 2009 at 5:30 pm
#22 Ninja, whimsical in the tags is spelled right lol. People, spell it the un-right, so-right way: “whimsicle”
other than that, it made me smile
November 23, 2009 at 5:32 pm
*sigh* whatever.
November 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I hadn’t noticed that. I’m so used to seeing it misspelled EVERYWHERE that I seem to be desensitized to it.
November 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I want a catnip toy to chew on. Maybe I’ll get high. It’s better than having to take care of my kids. I guess.
November 23, 2009 at 5:44 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34552567
LOL this is great my cat would love it
November 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
My oldest kid loves the “say what!” painting guy. I should get her this catnip toy as a stocking stuffer. Its okay, her name is Kat.
*runs away*
November 23, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Way to go Patty! Gotta love a mom who shares the joy of Regretsy with her spawn.
November 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I actually caused her to leave the room while reading the description of those glass penis things. She’s 20 years old, so I’m not corrupting a child here. Though, I do make my 16 and 18 year olds listen as well…
They are catching on. When I say, “Hey, come look at this…” they know. I’ve started carrying around my Netbook and just showing them (that’s how I got Kat with the sailor-naked-butt earlier).
November 23, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Good googly moogly! Anyone else see this one?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30872893
November 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
#22 stantoro – Thanks for clearing that up for me. Pretty sure I saw it at the Metropolitan Museum…..When I was high on crack.
November 23, 2009 at 7:15 pm
So cool. Seriously.
November 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm
And thus the circle of life is complete.
November 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
#24 She’s got “fuckery” and “say what” as tags.
November 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Patty- you naked butt sailor rick rolled your daughter!
November 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm
#3
wouldn’t that be called a “pu…” nevermind
November 24, 2009 at 1:25 am
Ninjagato, I should print it out and hide it in her car- like in the visor. Then she’d find it the next time the sun got too bright- instant moon!
Then again… it might cause an accident and how would that look on the insurance claim form?
November 24, 2009 at 5:43 am
Helen you need to buy whimsiclefuckery.com and have it redirect here. It’s too perfect.
November 24, 2009 at 7:05 am
turtlegirl76 — she owns it, acquired 3 days ago, and is hinting at auctioning it off. Just sayin’.
November 24, 2009 at 8:09 am
Perfect!