More Whimsicle Fuckery

Posted by Helen Killer 45 comments

The delightful Oh Boy Cat Toy (maker of the Michael Jackson catnip toy, and the dolphin with a boner you people keep sending me) has created the ultimate Etsy-to-Regretsy-to-Etsy-and-back-to-Regretsy recursive clusterfucking meta toy for your meme savvy cat: Say What Guy!*

Please buy this immediately because, well, you have no other choice, really. And send me a picture of your stoned cat, trying to pinpoint the exact moment it all went so horribly wrong.

* The artist has been made aware of the toy and was offered proceeds from the sale

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Nov 23, 2009
3:52 pm
#1 fluffysue :
Whimsicle fuckery! It is my new favorite phrase.

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Nov 23, 2009
3:54 pm
#2 DucksNew :

Do I have to go get a cat now so I can get this for it to play with?

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Nov 23, 2009
3:59 pm
#3 DucksNew :

Next up, a vagina cat toy maybe?

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Nov 23, 2009
3:59 pm
#4 Jea :

I’m so putting whimsicle fuckery on a card. Before I even opened the link– reading ‘whimsicle fuckery’ made me laugh.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:00 pm
#5 pottery123 :

Be wary of your POWER!!!

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Nov 23, 2009
4:01 pm
#6 Helen Killer :

I believe whimsiclefuckery.com will be going up for auction soon. Just saying.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:03 pm
#7 DucksNew :

I want a whimsicle fuckery t-shirt.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:04 pm
#8 Jea :

I’m not really putting it on a card. One item inspired by regretsy is enough. LOL. But I would like to see someone rock whimsiclefuckery.com.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:04 pm
#9 greenfuzz :

#4 this same seller has a pink taco cat toy. But it’s a play on words mostly. It looks like a taco..but pink, not like a pink taco.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:04 pm
#10 Jea :

Alchemy. Etsy turns your gold in crafts.

#9 DucksNew : I want a whimsicle fuckery t-shirt.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:08 pm
#11 Brie :

I have to say this etsy store impresses me. I love the cute designs and lengths it goes to alter your cat’s mind. I’m tempted to buy a wholesale lot and I don’t even own a cat

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Nov 23, 2009
4:11 pm
#12 greenfuzz :

I really like his cat toys, I want a beer, a spatula a taco and a toilet paper and my cat doesn’t even like toys.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:13 pm
#13 DucksNew :

It’s sold

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Nov 23, 2009
4:21 pm
#14 NinjaGato :

I hope she sells EVERYTHING in her shop.
I would totally buy her stuff if my cats (yes multiple…I’m a crazy cat lady in training) were into catnip toys.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:22 pm
#15 DucksNew :

I’d buy if she made strong dog toys. My littlest has razor teeth.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:38 pm
#16 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Back?

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Nov 23, 2009
4:46 pm
#17 NinjaGato :

Front?

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Nov 23, 2009
4:54 pm
#18 fluffysue :

I don’t have a cat, but I’d love that as a refrigerator magnet.

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Nov 23, 2009
4:55 pm
#19 ohdearydearyme :

I love this shop! I bought my brother stuff from them for christmas (for his cat…I think…my brother’s a bit weird)

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Nov 23, 2009
4:59 pm
#20 kittenmittens :

Okay people, help me out. Who the whimsicle fuckery is this? (I had a hard time misspelling whimsical)

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Nov 23, 2009
5:00 pm
#21 sawdustbear :

I sort of want to tag everything “whimsicle fuckery” now!

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Nov 23, 2009
5:04 pm
#22 stantoro :

That is definitely America’s favorite painting. You know, it’s the…it’s the guy with the…the face that…oh, you know, the “Say What” guy! I love that painting.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:04 pm
#23 everydaymama1 :

LOVE IT :) And I now want “Whimsicle fuckery” on a bumper sticker for my van!! Best phrase ever!

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Nov 23, 2009
5:06 pm
#24 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34862948&ref=sr_gallery_3&&ga_search_query=helen_killer&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=&includes=tags

Helen, have you seen this? Apparently you’re someones muse.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:11 pm
#25 ohdearydearyme :

Oh Helen – you have inspired a new generation of Whimiscle fuckery amongst us etsy sellers – I even got a thank you card with a package today that said ‘thank you so much for your order…blah blah blah… Hope you have a whimsicle day!’

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Nov 23, 2009
5:23 pm
#26 NinjaGato :

Nice!

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Nov 23, 2009
5:30 pm
#27 DucksNew :

#22 Ninja, whimsical in the tags is spelled right lol. People, spell it the un-right, so-right way: “whimsicle”
other than that, it made me smile

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Nov 23, 2009
5:32 pm
#28 personalearthquake :

*sigh* whatever.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:36 pm
#29 NinjaGato :

I hadn’t noticed that. I’m so used to seeing it misspelled EVERYWHERE that I seem to be desensitized to it.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:36 pm
#30 Jea :

I want a catnip toy to chew on. Maybe I’ll get high. It’s better than having to take care of my kids. I guess.

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Nov 23, 2009
5:44 pm
#31 The Blue Kraken :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34552567
LOL this is great my cat would love it

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Nov 23, 2009
6:14 pm
#32 Patty :

My oldest kid loves the “say what!” painting guy. I should get her this catnip toy as a stocking stuffer. Its okay, her name is Kat. :-D

*runs away*

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Nov 23, 2009
6:28 pm
#33 NinjaGato :

Way to go Patty! Gotta love a mom who shares the joy of Regretsy with her spawn.

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Nov 23, 2009
6:36 pm
#34 Patty :

I actually caused her to leave the room while reading the description of those glass penis things. She’s 20 years old, so I’m not corrupting a child here. Though, I do make my 16 and 18 year olds listen as well…

They are catching on. When I say, “Hey, come look at this…” they know. I’ve started carrying around my Netbook and just showing them (that’s how I got Kat with the sailor-naked-butt earlier).

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Nov 23, 2009
6:47 pm
#35 Patty :

Good googly moogly! Anyone else see this one?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30872893

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Nov 23, 2009
7:13 pm
#36 kittenmittens :

#22 stantoro – Thanks for clearing that up for me. Pretty sure I saw it at the Metropolitan Museum…..When I was high on crack.

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Nov 23, 2009
7:15 pm
#37 whyohwhy :

So cool. Seriously.

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Nov 23, 2009
7:20 pm
#38 Street Corner Hooker :

And thus the circle of life is complete.

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Nov 23, 2009
7:31 pm
#39 mstiefan :

#24 She’s got “fuckery” and “say what” as tags.

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Nov 23, 2009
7:42 pm
#40 NinjaGato :

Patty- you naked butt sailor rick rolled your daughter!

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Nov 23, 2009
8:58 pm
#41 vangoghbabe :

#3
wouldn’t that be called a “pu…” nevermind

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Nov 24, 2009
1:25 am
#42 Patty :

Ninjagato, I should print it out and hide it in her car- like in the visor. Then she’d find it the next time the sun got too bright- instant moon!

Then again… it might cause an accident and how would that look on the insurance claim form?

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Nov 24, 2009
5:43 am
#43 turtlegirl76 :

Helen you need to buy whimsiclefuckery.com and have it redirect here. It’s too perfect.

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Nov 24, 2009
7:05 am
#44 jeffreyrcarey :

turtlegirl76 — she owns it, acquired 3 days ago, and is hinting at auctioning it off. Just sayin’.

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Nov 24, 2009
8:09 am
#45 Stiflers Mom :

Perfect!

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