1) Totally wonderful View in Room
2) From artist boy’s Bio:
I love creating. I spent years as an artisan for major regional theaters and there is nothing that I can’t do if I set my mind to it. The only thing that can limit me, is my fears!
I’m thinking anatomy isn’t seller’s strength…now granted, I don’t look at it a lot, but I am pretty sure my…woman’s bits…aren’t a hole halfway up the back of my thighs: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26473072
The look of terror and horror in the woman’s eyes (“comforted”? I don’t think so) has nothing to do with the scene — she knows she’s being deformed in pencil by a arguably sadistic “artist” and is wishing she could remember her safe signal.
I’m beginning to notice a few coinkydinks among some of these fine artists. Anyone remember the amazing “pleather halter” from a few days ago and the misshapen chest of the weird-armed model?
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Oh, all right Stingray, a little marine biology variation in your honor:
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? Hes the one that tips the boat and sucks out the seamen.
haha! You know those books for babies that have touchable fuzzy animals in them? We should make a book for grownups that has touchable fuzzy peni in it…and then sell it on Etsy
I laughed so loud when I saw this image in a room!
At least they are selling it for a decent price. It isn’t too terrible of a painting, either. I wonder if you picked this one simply to put it in a room? =D
I think this is the sequel to brokeback mountain, when oe of the cowboys runs off and joins the navy. He has this portrait painted and sends it to his cowboy lover to remember the good times. Such bittersweet sentiment brings tears to my eyes.
“I spent years as an artisan for major regional theaters”
Would these be the theaters on the side of the interstate with the big neon XXX signs and the people inside that periodically mop the jizz off the floors?
OMG, I was busy doing a show… but I looked at this regretsy item and was like “that’s familiar”… and then I realized it was on my submissions list… and then I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it on etsy.
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Even if you don’t have a penis between your knees
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can’t you see I need a hand
In the Navy
As you look at my bulbous butt
In the Navy
I really don’t have much of a nut
I didn’t pursue an art major because I knew I didn’t have the natural talent for it, and my efforts would be better spent on something else. Now I see that I should not have seen lack of talent as an obstacle. Ugh.
Ha ha ha!! That was a good one, Helen! Three thumbs up! I’m going to show it to my naval Captain Father-in-law now to see if it elicits a laugh from his low key personality…
November 23, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Love the view in a room!
November 23, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I am humbled Ms. Killer. Aroused, but humbled.
November 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
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November 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I SO want to see this hanging in the Captain of a ships quarters!!
November 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I think his penis migrate north and is now stuck on his face as a nose!
November 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Obviously the creator of this painting was too distracted with the ass to make the face look like an actual human being.
November 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
As a Navy Wife, I have to say this….
I want one.
November 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@ #6 Fae : As my old gran used to say; ” You don’t look at the fireplace whilst you’re poking the fire.”
Don’t arsk….
p
x
November 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
well, Tom of Finland (look him up) has nothing to worry about…
November 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Hahaha. The view in a room is perfect.
November 23, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Kamikaze: waiting patiently for your “seamen” joke.
November 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm
#8 — ahahahahaha
November 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm
aside from being dead, no tigerflight, he doesn’t.
November 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Just noticed that it’s ‘orignial’, too….
p
x
November 23, 2009 at 1:59 pm
His face looks like it has been smashed into a pillow a few too many times.
#7- Also a navy wife, also want one, especially for a secret santa gift at his office, but my hubby would NOT find it amusing.
November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm
The “view in a room” made me burst out laughing
November 23, 2009 at 2:02 pm
HAHAHHAHAH, where the hell is his poor penis? Wait, I know the answer is going to be….don’t ask, don’t tell.
November 23, 2009 at 2:02 pm
#6 Fae :
Obviously the creator of this painting was too distracted with the ass to make the face look like an actual human being.
———————
Took the words right out of my mouth! He looks like one of those flat-faced cats, but he has a nicer ass ;P
November 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Looks like a promo still from “Buggery on the High Seas”.
November 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Somehow, I find this painting and the Roofie pillow somehow related.
*and I love the “view in a room”. Perfection!*
November 23, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Aahhhhhhhhhhh. Thank God it’s not another vagina.
November 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#15…I was thinking of pasting my hubby’s face over this guy’s…but the original is just so awesome I could never cover it up.
November 23, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Oh Sting: I musn’t clutter the thread, so I’ll just send intersted parties here: http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-A-Navy-Girlfriend/forum/Gay-Navy-Jokes/28183
November 23, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Looks like a typical Friday night to me Martini.
November 23, 2009 at 2:12 pm
The nose looks like a ball sack!
November 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Hell, now that I look closer, the ball sack looks like a nose! I think we’ve got our answer.
November 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm
#24 Kami… : You slay me… TMI… but you slay me none the less…
November 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm
you’re testifying to the choir whimsiclefuckery.
November 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm
From her profile, “there is nothing that I can’t do if I set my mind to it.”…oh dear, the ‘cracks’ that could be made…
November 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm
1) Totally wonderful View in Room
2) From artist boy’s Bio:
I love creating. I spent years as an artisan for major regional theaters and there is nothing that I can’t do if I set my mind to it. The only thing that can limit me, is my fears!
I think he should have stayed with scenery.
November 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
it’s a female artist
just sayin
November 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Jack’s got a fine crack but his nose is a boner.
November 23, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I like the pose, but this artist can’t paint with watercolors.
November 23, 2009 at 2:22 pm
What the???? Never mind…Don’t ask, don’t tell
November 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I’m thinking anatomy isn’t seller’s strength…now granted, I don’t look at it a lot, but I am pretty sure my…woman’s bits…aren’t a hole halfway up the back of my thighs: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26473072
November 23, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I love BDSM and love kinky art, but this stuff just isn’t very good. This one is really, really bad: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26818835
The look of terror and horror in the woman’s eyes (“comforted”? I don’t think so) has nothing to do with the scene — she knows she’s being deformed in pencil by a arguably sadistic “artist” and is wishing she could remember her safe signal.
November 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3Hzsy1-20&feature=related
November 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Holy nut buckets…it’s seaman with no pants on!!!
November 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
It’s like something out of Genet novel. And not in a good way, either.
Perspective and anatomy — too bad they don’t sell it on Etsy.
November 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@ Ducksnew- I was thinking that myself, well, not about your woman’s bits, but my own… now this post has taken a turn that I hadn’t intended…
Move along, nothing more to see here.
November 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Is it just me or does the sailor look like Matt Damon?
November 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Patty, you best not be thinking about my bits.
November 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm
#35, I think you’ve found the most terrifying vag on Etsy! Which is saying something, given the competition.
November 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
#43, Oh, I think there will be more that are even scarier. You never think it can get worse, then another one rolls along.
November 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Trust me when I say no worries, Duck.
And I hope you do the same… that is, NOT do the same.
You know what, let’s just stop talking about our bits altogether!
Look, there’s a butt-naked sailor up there!
November 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Does anyone else have “In the Navy” stuck in their heads?
November 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Duck and Patty: Yeah, WTF? Is he forcing her to squeeze an orange between her thighs for his morning juice?
November 23, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@19 ROTFLMAO
November 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm
No clue but it makes me wonder how she walks
November 23, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’m beginning to notice a few coinkydinks among some of these fine artists. Anyone remember the amazing “pleather halter” from a few days ago and the misshapen chest of the weird-armed model?
Well, HELLO:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12780630
Symmetry is your friend, people!
November 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Oh, all right Stingray, a little marine biology variation in your honor:
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? Hes the one that tips the boat and sucks out the seamen.
November 23, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I recognize him. Wasn’t he in the British Navy aboard the HMS Raging Queen?
November 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm
#52 NotMyHyena : Yes. It’s Captain Hindgrinder…
November 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm
#51 LOL, thanks, dude! BTW, nice Grimace!
November 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm
View-in-a-Room = LOL!
November 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm
#35 DucksNew : LMAO! That is one seriously misplaced vag! The plastic surgeon who did that should be sued!!
November 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Is it me, or does this one look like a squid on a decapitated torso?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35040604
November 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm
well at least he shaved his balls.
um what happened to his nose?
November 23, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Um, just say no to crack?
November 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm
You get back to your quarters and put on your butt necklace this instant, young man! Someone’s been working out.
November 23, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I can’t believe no one has pointed out this masterpiece!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26646900
Is she skewering a gourd between that poor man’s legs?
November 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
OUCH! I repeat OUCH!
November 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Nothing I love more than sea men on canvas lol. Is this apart of the new Navy recruiting program.
November 23, 2009 at 4:25 pm
the view in a room made me choke on my cup of soup!
#63.. is that Sea Men or semen?
#61 ouch indeed.. and sick. but miss Bobbitt would LOVE it
November 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm
It’s not fleet week is it?
November 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm
61- That knife picture is the “before” to the sailors “after”
November 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm
at least the price is reasonable…
November 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
66- $35 bucks for Matt Damon with a busted nose and no dick? If I’m paying $35 I want to see some peener.
November 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
If I’m paying $35 bucks I want to touch some peener.
November 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
That poor, poor noseless sailor. I don’t think I’d want to touch him.
November 23, 2009 at 4:52 pm
haha! You know those books for babies that have touchable fuzzy animals in them? We should make a book for grownups that has touchable fuzzy peni in it…and then sell it on Etsy
November 23, 2009 at 5:01 pm
NinjaGato:
http://www.tlavideo.com/product/2-1120-236568_penis-pokey.html?sn=1
November 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm
damn someone beat us to it!
November 23, 2009 at 6:40 pm
What a shame, all that crack and no pipe.
November 23, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I laughed so loud when I saw this image in a room!
At least they are selling it for a decent price. It isn’t too terrible of a painting, either. I wonder if you picked this one simply to put it in a room? =D
November 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Well, looky there, a new artist has embraced the Butt Aesthetic movement.
Where’s martini??
November 23, 2009 at 7:23 pm
peener?
November 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm
His nose is dripping, and not in an “I’ve got a cold” sort of way.
November 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm
“…don’t rock the boat baby
rock the boat, don’t tip the boat over
rock the boat, don’t rock the boat baby…”
November 23, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I think this is the sequel to brokeback mountain, when oe of the cowboys runs off and joins the navy. He has this portrait painted and sends it to his cowboy lover to remember the good times. Such bittersweet sentiment brings tears to my eyes.
November 23, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Pity, no “hard to port” jokes…
November 23, 2009 at 11:15 pm
“I spent years as an artisan for major regional theaters”
Would these be the theaters on the side of the interstate with the big neon XXX signs and the people inside that periodically mop the jizz off the floors?
November 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm
maybe somebody mopped away his peener
November 23, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for…
November 23, 2009 at 11:18 pm
everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for ad
November 24, 2009 at 5:18 am
orignial?
November 24, 2009 at 6:21 am
This seaman looks like he’s upset with his Rear Admiral.
November 24, 2009 at 6:22 am
And jealous of the Captain’s “mass”
November 24, 2009 at 6:24 am
Why does the navy man have his name stenciled on the back of of his shorts? So the marine knows whos he’s f@#$ing…
buh-dumdum
November 24, 2009 at 6:38 am
so my ex was a navy man…this painting explains a lot….
November 24, 2009 at 7:22 am
OMG, I was busy doing a show… but I looked at this regretsy item and was like “that’s familiar”… and then I realized it was on my submissions list… and then I laughed as hard as I did the first time I saw it on etsy.
Helen Killer, you rock!
November 24, 2009 at 7:44 am
U.S.S Hermaphrodite
November 24, 2009 at 8:40 am
I wonder if there’s a prize inside.
November 24, 2009 at 8:43 am
tattoo
November 24, 2009 at 9:01 am
#93-94: LOL, thanks.
November 24, 2009 at 10:17 am
OMG makes me feel MUCH better about the naked men in my shop!
November 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm
LOVE the View in a Room! Also appreciates a clean-shaven ass.
November 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm
No more yanky my wanky….
November 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Looks like Matt Damon in Good Will Humping.
November 24, 2009 at 8:12 pm
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Even if you don’t have a penis between your knees
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can’t you see I need a hand
In the Navy
As you look at my bulbous butt
In the Navy
I really don’t have much of a nut
November 25, 2009 at 8:12 am
I didn’t pursue an art major because I knew I didn’t have the natural talent for it, and my efforts would be better spent on something else. Now I see that I should not have seen lack of talent as an obstacle. Ugh.
November 25, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Ha ha ha!! That was a good one, Helen! Three thumbs up! I’m going to show it to my naval Captain Father-in-law now to see if it elicits a laugh from his low key personality…
November 25, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Oops. Not funny to an officer in the navy….
November 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm
The guy in this picture look like a guy in a Gay porn I gave to my firend on her bday (yes we watched) I wonder if the artist has seen it too???
May 14, 2011 at 3:13 am
Damn, This “Male” has a pussy. You cn see the lips and all.. LOL..
For me it looks like a Russian tranny after the Surgery..
May 14, 2011 at 3:13 am
Ps. ..and when he got THE surgery they gave him a free Nosejob too.. Ha..ha..ha..