SOLD!

OH! Helen. oh. that’s wonderful. Toys For Tots? Would it be appropriate to link to the site? They accept donations online. A great charity choice.

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Toys for Tots. No capital F. moron.

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It is a violation of Regretsy’s Terms Of Abuse to call out other Regretsy losers by pointing out spelling errors. Thank yew. Bobwhite. regretsy admin. This thread has been closed.

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Comedy rule of threes. I’m done.

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Good idea about the link. I added it to the post.

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Thanks.

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ooh, KgiSTH, did you just get an administrative leg slap?

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That call out rule is so ridiculous. So many hags are laying in wait to jump on any poster and screAm at them for CALLING OUT.

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…don’t ask me why I have a capitol A in “scream”. I have no idea.

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It’s a wonder they have time to make cowls.

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I apparently need coffee, because I read that as “time to make cows”. Which, as we know, is basically the province of OTHER cows. And that made me laugh.

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Oh and ps: Yay for charity! Good on ya, Helen and all the bidders!

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BWHAHA! this is awesome Helen.

yea it is a wonder any admins have time for any cowls or to make owls while watching for calling out.. Perhaps they need to go out……. have a drink, maybe some fun.
In the words of the Joker “Why soo seriousss?!?”

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I really did think Helen was secretly Esty admin.

Really.

I’m fine pauldodo,only slapped myself. Again.

http://www.toysfortots.org/

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She’s kind of a hottie?!

Just a few clicks into the deepest recesses of the links of that wsj article and wah-lah!!:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Actress_April_Winchell_200406b.jpg

mrowr

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I love this idea! But I wanted to caution, I don’t think toys for tots in my area takes handmade gifts. They only take new store bought toys still in the package. I hope that they will accept them, but you might want to check on it. If not, perhaps it would be a great opportunity for an adopt a family or something.

I hope you don’t think I’m a douche for mentioning that. =) I’d just hate to have such a good idea turned down.

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Congrats to the mysterious Jody, and to Helen for raising some money for a great cause! So when is drippingglasspenis.com going to go up for auction? ;P

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Wait, one cotton picking moment…. April Winchell is Helen Killer?!?? I saw a video of her as “Sheila Sands” back in 2002 when I was performing as a cruise ship singer and I have been trying to find a copy of that video ever since because it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

I knew I liked you!!

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kittywings, yep! http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2009/11/20/regretsy-creator-revealed-april-winchell-discusses-her-new-book-deal/

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#17 everydaymama1 :

If whimsiclefuckery.com ever goes on the block, I’m so on that one

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NO – whimisclefuckery.com is MINE.

Yay for a good cause

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I now pronounce ‘whimsiclefuckery’ the IT girl of the internets

(yay for a good cause indeed!)

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as an Etsy seller, I’m kinda hoping my stuff does get picked for Regretsy…there’s more publicity from this site than Etsy.

Congrats again HK.

#15..kinda a hottie…she’s gorgeous

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#23 pleasedontpickme :

therein lies the ‘mrowr’ ;D

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Some asshole will go suck up the good domain names like whimsiclefuckery.com and drippingglasspenis.com now to screw with us.

Am I the only one slightly concerned that Kamikaze had an argument with him or herself up there? Don’t let the bastards get you down Kamikaze lol.

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I try not to argue with myself lest I insult myself and refuse to speak to me.

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I think the picture really sold it.
And do you know what?
I have now started to work “whimsicle fuckery” into everyday conversations.

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whimsicle and fuckery should be added to the urban slang dictionary.. no really.. someone go do it

but first they need definitions LOL

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There are 119 results when searching “whimsicle” on Etsy… epic

And Toys for Tots, very cool! It’s good to know that those squirrels didn’t die needlessly

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If Toys for Tots won’t accept handmade toys, you could possibly auction the toys off on Regretsy and then donate the money to them instead.

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#30- Great idea, cos then the ‘artists’ could be given their head, so to speak, and really ‘regretsify’ the toys- I have a few children in mind that could do with Etsy assisted nightmares….

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Check this out: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35025395&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=regretsy&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=&includes=tags

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there’s a fuckery “circle”: http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=all&includes=tags&search_query=fuckery

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Nice job, Helen, selling the domain. “Jody”, congratulations. Look forward to catching up with the latest in rodent phlebotomy there. (Glad it didn’t sell for exactly $2 more, for the sake of the kids.)

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That’s, erm, really scary, reallyscarey.

But we all knew it had to come to an end one day….

Tagged ‘regretsy’? nah. That’s just vulgar.

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I’m with you, pauldodo. By the way, nice “bold” on your name and link to your site. Glad you got that all worked out.

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@#36- thanks, couldn’t've done it without big love from Kamikaze.
I’m so glad I knew Regretsy in the ‘formative’ years- I think it will become a victim of its own success, but hey, let’s have funs whilst it lasts!

Here’s to H(A) and her warped vision/

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I couldn’t believe I was outbid at $50! Hooray for Jody. And #16moi is right – I volunteered at a Toys for Tots collection event once, and we were told to reject toys that weren’t in new packaging.

You should instruct the seller making the toys to put together a nice box and label, so the items get through.

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pauldodo: more big love!

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We need to get a room, Kami. :X
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and(yes!)

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Do you guys watch the Regretsy FB account? Some humorous stuff gets put there that doesn’t make it to this blog. Just sayin’.

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Yeah, I became a fan of Regretsy and noticed that, too- apparently this is Helen(April)’s explanation….
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/16/the-after-hours-party/
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Right on.

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And in my daily moment of Odd, it is revealed that Ms Helen Killer looks like a friend of mine. . .also named April. Maybe it’s just the pic with that article, but I did a double-take at first!

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That’s cool. Her body double.

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Bleed on.

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Hooray for the Awaken Journaling ad! She’s even offering to make a custom vagina journal if you just really, really gotta have one. HEE!

(The “*minimally whimsicle” is a nice touch.)

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Has anyone discovered this yet?? NSFW!:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35025395

I found it when I ran a search for Regretsy on Etsy.
Be sure the read the description. I’m dying laughing over here…..

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It’s not as much fun when they fake it, Hammerhead77. If you ask me, half the pleasure is found in a creator’s total unawareness of just how bad something really can be.

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I guess my mileage varies. I didn’t view that as “faking it” so much as sending-up the photo doll and all of the random vagina shit on Etsy. I didn’t take that item seriously at all. If she really honestly expects to sell those other than to other Regretsians, as a joke, I’d be surprised.

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BTW, this is tagged regretsy for seemingly no reason:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35027054

Just a fan of the site? To get hits? I don’t know the story behind it, but if people were to start tagging things regretsy just to get hits, that would be kind of an annoying trend.

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I don’t doubt it was meant as a joke, but it’s too heavy-handed for me to find it funny. Satire is generally not about piling on as many references to your subject as you can fit at once.

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Hellen, can I suggest a new “no contest” contest?
Come up with an idea that you think no one would dare actually make and try to sell on Etsy, and then see if one of the Etsy readers actually does it?

Like ceramic plates with a vagina in the middle of the plate, so you get a surprise when you finish all your mashed potatoes for example…

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“Papa, can you hear me?
Papa, can you see me?
Papa can you find me in the night?
Papa are you near me?
Papa, can you hear me?”

Hmmm…no new post….sellers with no understanding of fair use blatantly infringing…the banned word Regretsy used as a tag…

“Papa, can you help me not be frightened?”

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cvzdesign: seriously? Judy Chicago? “The Dinner Party”?
Sorry, not calling you out or nothing, just, been done, and very well.

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A vagina bottomed pie plate. Idea recycled from Revenge of the Nerds.

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Kamizaze, I didn’t recognize you with the new human head. Is that the Twilight guy?

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DucksNew: thank you for your support!

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Yes, yes it is.

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#8 Lexiii :
Esty admin’s head is so far up it’s ass it can kiss it’s own tonsils. Wanna sell cookies from your kitchen without regard to federal food safety and shipping laws? Welcome! Wanna resell racist lawn signs from your trailer? Welcome (ok, I grant, that one’s a 1st amend. right, but still). Wanna mention a fair use free speech website that generates business for sellers? BLOCKED!

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Meanwhile, if some functionally illiterate “vintage” clothing reseller wants to jump on the forums and viciously attack BUYERS, you know, the people who actually SPEND MONEY on Esty, that’s totally OK under the T.O.U.

Sorry, I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

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#49 hammerhead77 :
Has anyone discovered this yet?? NSFW!:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35025395

Now I have seen everything.

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FWIW, most of the stuff that comes up on Etsy when you run “regretsy” through the search engine is stuff that’s *already* been featured here — the corn poo soap, the Mittens painting, etc.

cvzdesign- About half the time when I try to come up with an idea that nobody would dare actually make and try to sell on Etsy, I discover that someone IS ALREADY MAKING IT & SELLING IT ON ETSY!! :/

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It’s like porn hammerhead77, if you can imagine it, it’s available on DVD.

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Having just seen a Twilight-themed sparkly cock soap (and a poorly-made one at that) with accompanying sparkly twat soap, I concur — things you never thought anyone would think of are out there. . .and someone will probably buy them.

Here — suffer ‘the beautiful, cold, dead, sparkly flesh of ancient hotties’ with me:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34043966

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34044268

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Yuck!
FOr some genuinely hot genital soaps don’t forget our own beloved Soapyho:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/Soapyho

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#65 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

‘It’s like porn hammerhead77, if you can imagine it, it’s available on DVD.’

Wow, That’s some f*cked up content- even I don’t want to see most of my fantasies played out on fillum….

#shudder#

(unless the lights are low and the gentle fragrance of a glittery vag candle fills the air….)

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@jeffreyrcarey–that WAS my max bid…

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Oh, and my post #

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BOL reallyscarey OMFG!! The search list for the word fuckery just EXPLODED. 2 weeks ago there was just 1 item.

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Case in point:
This seller makes a Marie Antoinette vag:
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=18571268
Really, who would have thought this was out there?

I could then commission a Louis XVI penis creation from the glass penis guy.

Toy guillotines are a dime a dozen. I can get one of those easily. If not, the burning building toy guy would probably make me one.

Wah-lah! I now have everything I need to recreate the French Revolution in genitalia. Aux armes,…

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Aux armes, Regretsians!

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Mein Gott, so far we’ve got a film, a band, and now a bloody revolution organised…..

Any more for any more?

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Allons enfants de la Regretsrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !

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JODY IN THE HOUSE!

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….and with that ringing in my ears, I go henceforth to my bed….

Nightall- don’t post too much.

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Funny #69, Jody. And nice take with the comment #.

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#71 The Blue Kraken — everyone’s trying to ride the coattails of Helen’s killing.

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Great cause, fab website name, congrat’s to the winner! And thrilled it goes to toys for tots!

On to other things, maybe I’m getting to used to seeing polymer clay vagina’s but that Marie Antoinette was damn pretty! She really makes some nice vag necklaces in her shop. Not that I’m ever wearing one mind you.

And on another note. WTF does a certain yo…..koo….get endless fricken front pages? Who does she service over at Etsy admin to get so much adoration?

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Yeah I know that was an illegal call out and I should be shunned mightily. I’m sure there are a few in agreement with me here that the front page of Etsy some days feels like a radio station, it’s like they’ve formulated a playlist of what they’ll put up. Ugh.

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Case in point, here is the list of front pages recently held by said seller:
http://www.craftcult.com/vault.php?fm=2&esn=yokoo&m=11&st=2&d=22

Note basically a couple/few times every week, and that many are created by Etsy admin. So lame.

Just using this particular seller as an example.

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Helen did you know you have your own ring?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34862948&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=fuckery&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=price_asc&includes=tags

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Can’t you pay to get on the front page of sites like Etsy?? I think that’s true of Ebay. If you pay out the nose they’ll put your auction on the front page for awhile. Anybody know about Etsy?

Also, I’m going to take a cue from this seller:
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/15/super/
and make a legion of bloodthirsty (heh) little French revolutionaries by putting googly eyes on tampons. They’ll be my Jac-o.b.-ins!

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reallyscarey yea everyone is trying to ride the train.. I find that annoying though.. They’ll just lose themselves. Too many people on a boat sinks the ship. I think i need to push along finishing building my own site procrastinator that i am. Must finish illustration.

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The vagina pendants are actually pretty. I just wish they weren’t.. vaginas *sigh* again.. If I was wearing a hairy sparkly penis would they think the same thing? (never mind don’t answer that theyd probably think it was edwards) vagina’s are not a fashion statement.
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=19368755 i think an etsy admin bought this one

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Aack! New posting please! So tired of the damn bleeding squirrel. Need my daily fix of funny!

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Yes, please. No more bleeding squirrels.

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Ladies (I think)! It’s almost six hours until the crack of Noon in La-La Land!

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Hey, we let her have a day off yesterday. What more can she want? ;o

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#titter# Kami said ‘crack’…. #titter.

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#24..lol I let a bit of my lesbian side show….

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You’re an evil genius with a heart of gold.

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This “Chrisman,” Etsy is donating porcelain dildos to Toys for Tarts.

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“Chrismas” duh on me.

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that squirrel’s eating a chipmunk…Karma’s a bitch

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The questions and answers on that site made me howl with laughter. Please, please, please do something like that again!

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#48 YAY! Somebody noticed my ad!

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it would be perfect if this family registered the domain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RlK0Xd4c2c

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