Poo Poo Platter

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188 Comments
Nov 20, 2009
9:05 am
#1 hotskipper :

are there curlers on there? omg

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Nov 20, 2009
9:06 am
#2 hotskipper :

and floss picks. OY

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Nov 20, 2009
9:06 am
#3 personalearthquake :

do any of those items detach from the platter? can they be used? even if they were detachable, though, this would still be some junk drawer dumped out onto some sticky surface

this boggles my mind.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:08 am
#4 personalearthquake :

holy crap, upon closer inspection it appears as though all of these items have been shellacked..making them NOT detachable or usable…what the fuck. I’m angry.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:08 am
#5 delielly :

Do you think she used the razors on those balls before gluing them down? Then I might see how she chose the name “DIVA” for this…

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Nov 20, 2009
9:09 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verisimilitude
Furthermore, I don’t even see how it relates to the definition of that word. If someone would explain that to me, that would be great.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:09 am
#7 moontreestudios :

Looks like somebody raided the dollar store for art supplies. At least there’s no tampons in there.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:09 am
#8 hotskipper :

oh yeah. All the stuff looks used!

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Nov 20, 2009
9:10 am
#9 kurtis :

Somebody learned a new word today! The word, not the definition.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:10 am
#10 personalearthquake :

yeah….WHAT!? I’d like to also know what the hell connection that word has to the ‘mirror’

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Nov 20, 2009
9:10 am
#11 Calophi :

There’s another problem with this platter. It says it’s a large mirror, but actually it’s a small mirror surrounded by a large amount of crap.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:11 am
#12 primpmybride :

Looks like she dropped a bunch of her shit on top of one of those containers that markers come in (like from Costco). $110?!? Whatever he/she is smoking, I want some to get this weekend started.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:12 am
#13 moontreestudios :

After looking in her shop, though, the pen & crayon one would be pretty awesome for my studio- if it were a clock instead of a mirror, and i thought it wasn’t something i could hot-glue together myself.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33161252

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Nov 20, 2009
9:13 am
#14 Stingray Charles :

Is this the top view of the hat from the tapeworm twins painting?

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Nov 20, 2009
9:14 am
#15 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Calophi: you hit the nail. I couldn’t care less what surrounds a mirror, all I ever see is myself; but this one’s too damn small.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:14 am
#16 personalearthquake :

oh, but you MUST appreciate this ‘intricately beaded frame’ it appears to have a built in materials list.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=33178057

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Nov 20, 2009
9:14 am
#17 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Stingray: you cut! I guess I was wrong, we CAN’T all agree that hat was FABU.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:15 am
#18 Calophi :

Another thought – there are an awful lot of razors in this piece. How do those constitute “found objects”? You don’t just FIND that kind of thing. Unless by find, you mean “bought and used”. Ewwwwww.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:16 am
#19 dextradawn :

This is what happens when you hit the Dollar Tree on mushrooms.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:19 am
#20 Not Me :

Wow.
It looks like the bedroom floor of my best friend when I was in school.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:20 am
#21 babalu :

#6, I agree with you and I don’t understand how this in any way represents “the quality of being real”/ or “like the truth”. And what do the circles denote in this whole proposed quality of verisimilitude? I don’t get it. I think “truthiness” would be more accurate if we are looking for analogy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truthiness

But, personally, I think the following is a more apt description: (yes!) craptastic!

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Nov 20, 2009
9:21 am
#22 Saraf :

thank god for the close-ups, because now i can see that the dark, cylindrical things next to the razors are rollers – for a second i thought they were old tampon tubes!!

also, this thing has toothbrushes! are they used too? b/c i think that’s almost worse than used razors….

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Nov 20, 2009
9:22 am
#23 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

PixenKristen: her false theory that this is a large mirror is close to the truth than her false theory she has a shred of talent?

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Nov 20, 2009
9:23 am
#24 thisiswhyihatepeople :

how has no one mentioned the creepy ass dolls?!

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Nov 20, 2009
9:23 am
#25 Stingray Charles :

Kamikaze: Oh, I still think it’s fabu.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:24 am
#26 Calophi :

I don’t think she found any of this stuff. I think she got most of it at the dollar store.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:24 am
#27 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Phew Stingray.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:25 am
#28 hammerhead77 :

PixenKristen – unless you think the quality of truth can be found in the toiletries section of the local Walmart, then, yeah, that SAT vocabulary word totally doesn’t belong in the description of this whimsicle collage of junk that she found in the guest bathroom.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:25 am
#29 marimoy :

It looks as though I could catch something from it. I hope it comes with antimicrobial soap.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:27 am
#30 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

And what’s with the “girly” tag, I could easily replicate this with garbage I got laying arou……nevermind.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:30 am
#31 Calophi :

Kamikaze: I am more confused about the “cincinnati” tag than the “girly” tag.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:30 am
#32 DucksNew :

The name should be changed to “shit I found lying around and my glue gun was hot already so I decided to slap together this pile of shit” mirror. If someone buys this, they need to have their head examined

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Nov 20, 2009
9:31 am
#33 domesticnature :

When I first saw it, I thought it was going to be a commentary (albeit a bit underdeveloped one) on our society’s obsession with hygiene and beauty and how that feeds into a disposable culture in which we’re constantly throwing out all the cheap plastic crap that we use to primp and preen. That would be kind of a cool thing to do.

But “verisimilitude”?? Whah?

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Nov 20, 2009
9:33 am
#34 DucksNew :

It’s sellers like this that make me say, “I could do this…” and consider setting up an Etsy account to get people to buy my trash.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:33 am
#35 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Calophi: I’m not.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:34 am
#36 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Helen: apropos of nothing, try a handful of chocolate covered raisins mixed in with your popcorn. Delicious! But I repeat myself.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:34 am
#37 Tdogdd :

hmm this scream tetanus shot to me… used razors,what looks like sucked on candy. and tooth picks, did she raid the dumpster??/

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Nov 20, 2009
9:36 am
#38 TooManyCookbooks :

No menstrual cups or tampons or the like? Well, there’s one plus! Just the one, though. The piece as a whole looks like the ~*~aRtIsT~*~ upended the rubbish bin from a girls’ dorm and poured a little sealer on the pile. No points for ‘verisimilitude’.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:36 am
#39 Tdogdd :

Are those tampon tubes used between the razors as spacers??? hope she spraysit with lysol before she ships it

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Nov 20, 2009
9:38 am
#40 DucksNew :

Someone needs to take seller’s glue gun away…and that clear shit she liberally drenches it all with. Pretty sure some of the “found objects” were found at Oriental Trading Company, iParty, or both. I collect ducks and know cheap places to get the small not-quite-rubber ducks…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33666552
(yeah, I’ve seen all these guys)

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Nov 20, 2009
9:40 am
#42 thisiswhyihatepeople :

DucksNew, please get an etsy account and sell shit like this. PLEASE.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:43 am
#43 Kimmer-G :

Apparently a whole family is involved in making these monstrosities…their profile page is worth a laugh:
“Hopefully, each viewer will appreciate a glimpse into our hearts and home, and capture the inner need planted within each person by the Creator to create.”

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Nov 20, 2009
9:43 am
#44 curlytopnola :

it’s a personal hygiene wheel of truthlikeness…what’s with the pixie children sitting coyly amongst the bic razors?

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Nov 20, 2009
9:43 am
#45 Orlana :

#32 DucksNew, I now know what I’m doing this weekend. Thank you. lol

And I’ll dedicate it to you, too.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:43 am
#46 Lexiii :

I think I see some pubes stuck in there.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:47 am
#47 DucksNew :

Orlana, put “whimsicle” and “fuckery” in the tags (or “f**kery”)…

I just went over to OTC’s site and saw several things I have also seen used in items on Regretsy within a couple of minutes looking.

Kamikaze, that’s frightening. Why would someone need a fake penis in an apron?

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Nov 20, 2009
9:48 am
#48 DucksNew :

http://www.etsy.com/shop/leapinchubb
Did this person have an abundance of fake dicks laying around? Holy shit lol

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Nov 20, 2009
9:49 am
#49 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

DucksNew: a fake one? I have no idea. But it is tagged “Cincinnati”.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:51 am
#50 thisiswhyihatepeople :

DucksNew: Doesn’t everybody? I’m pretty sure it’s a requirement to have either an abundance of dicks or an abundance of vaginas to get an etsy account these days.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:56 am
#51 Orlana :

#50 thisiswhyihatepeople, honestly, I’ve thought about making vag and peen related stuff for my shop simply because it sells. That’s probably why a lot of people do it. But some take it WAY WAY too far. As Helen has so lovingly shown us.

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Nov 20, 2009
9:56 am
#52 pleasedontpickme :

the only thing I can say is “no no no no no no no no no” in the voice of Spongebob when he gets a star taken away for being bad at Miss Puff’s boating school.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:08 am

I spend half my time cleaning clutter like this out of my master bath…why on earth would I PAY to add germs and junk to that chaos? Insanity, pure and simple. If it sells, maybe I’ll have some incentive to declutter again, glue gun in hand.

Love #33 domesticnature’s take, though.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:13 am
#54 michelleames :

Verisimilitude: the appearance or semblance of truth; likelihood; probability

Truth #1: This appears to be shit.
Truth #2: There is a likelihood that anyone who buys it is an idiot.
Truth #3: There is a distinct probability that the “artist” is off her rocker.

See, verisimilitude works!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:14 am
#55 bumblebeexsweat :

I think the ginger kids with the neon bodies at the 12, 3, 6, and 9 positions really bring the peice together for me.

@ #7 moontreestudios: I agree! Though I am really surprised that there aren’t any….and a little diappointed….just a little.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:15 am
#56 blackcat :

Oh, exactly what I have been looking for!! A display of garbage for my wall. WOW!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:17 am
#57 beqi :

Can I break the razors off and kill myself after buying it?

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Nov 20, 2009
10:18 am
#58 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Oh please no beqi!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:22 am
#59 delielly :

OMG Ducksnews – I can’t believe “leapinchubb” would put her face on her profile. Talk about someone who is cock-eyed.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:25 am
#60 Stingray Charles :

I considered buying this, but I need a little bigger mirror to make sure my bald eagle hat is on straight.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:27 am
#61 Whimsicko :

Verisimilitude: likeness to truth.
Large mirror? No- Small mirror and large hideous pile of “stuff”.

Oh fuckery, I’m starting to understand the “artist”, kill me now…

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Nov 20, 2009
10:27 am
#62 pauldodo :

I wonder if the seller is a ‘Twilight’ fan?

p
x

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Nov 20, 2009
10:31 am
#63 Fae :

She’s got a whole “circles of verisimilitude” section!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:33 am
#64 Tabbie :

Of course she “found” all of this stuff. The mirror is from a compact she found in the trashcan, and after that, she kept digging and found those great flossers. “Hmm, what other shit can I find around my house and trashcan to glue to a shitty old platter I FOUND in my attic?”…”rollers, CHECK, razors, CHECK, old tubes of lipstick, CHECK, smushed flowers I found under a box…nah, that’s going to far….OH WHAT THE HELL…CHECK!!!”

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Nov 20, 2009
10:33 am
#65 Dynomoose :

The used disposable razors kind of turn my stomach.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:35 am
#66 Tabbie :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=33178379

Who knew we all should have saved those ugly beads from when we were kids.
Hmpf.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:47 am
#67 slowlearner :

i always wondered where my sister went…
she once sent me a used coin purse containing an ancient garlic clove & an elastic with hair on it as a gift…

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Nov 20, 2009
10:49 am
#68 Calophi :

#41 Kamikaze:

….o.O well, at least it’s Cincinnati Bengals and that’s why it’s tagged with “Cincinnati”….

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Nov 20, 2009
10:52 am
#69 Stingray Charles :

This piece needs a little more orange, how about adding some used q-tips?

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Nov 20, 2009
10:57 am
#70 vangoghbabe :

Sweet, since there are bouncy balls craftily applied…I can drop it and it won’t break…meaning I save 7 years of bad luck!!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:58 am
#71 vangoghbabe :

My luck it will bounce right back at me and break my nose….:(

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Nov 20, 2009
11:01 am

Tampons. It needs tampons. Then it would totally be worth $110.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:02 am

And I’m betting the razors are used. Biohazard, anyone?

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Nov 20, 2009
11:05 am
#74 Gift Flops :

I think I see Flossers on the outside of the platter.

I’m beginning to think I went into the wrong line of work. $110 for a pile of trash???

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Nov 20, 2009
11:11 am
#75 Hello Happy :

This one would actually be kinda cute for a kids room, but I definitely wouldn’t pay $100 for it
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33707950

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Nov 20, 2009
11:18 am
#76 Stingray Charles :

#69 VGB: No worries, just check your nose in the mirror, if it’s bleeding, pull off one of the spongy yellow hair rollers and stuff it up your nose. Wah-lah, problem solved.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:20 am
#77 goblin :

I’m strangely compelled by this mirror and the seller’s whole shop. If I had a ridiculous amount of money to spend, I’d buy all the mirrors and create a “Wall of Verisimilitude.” And then never leave the house.

Helen, you MUST add a “View this in a Room” for this one!

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Nov 20, 2009
11:29 am
#78 Brie :

Looks like someone covered a plate in hot glue and smashed a pinata over it and the rest is whimsicle history.

I love your graphs!

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Nov 20, 2009
11:30 am
#79 HermesGoddess :

That is clearly nothing more than a fat lot of (yes!) unhygienic garbage. And ugly to boot.

However…clearly something is apparently deeply wrong with me because, God help me, I actually like this one for a kids room or playroom: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=33667704

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Nov 20, 2009
11:30 am
#80 vangoghbabe :

@stingray
You are mazing!

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Nov 20, 2009
11:31 am
#81 Minime :

Well she is recycling. If she keeps at it, all the trash will be gone from the landfills. Unfortunately it will be on peoples walls instead.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:32 am
#82 Je :

This says “large mirror” and it isn’t. I mean, I might consider buying if it was a bigger mirror…

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Nov 20, 2009
11:33 am
#83 Lara :

Pretty sure the $110 price tag is because she dropped $108 at the dollar store to buy the sheer amount of stuff she needed to make this.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:37 am
#84 CraftingBlues :

This reminds me of the crazy guy that lives here. He drives a pickup truck literally COVERED in teddy bears chained to his truck. And I mean BLANKETED. They’re black from old age and you can smell him a mile away. Don’t know what color his truck is.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:37 am
#85 Angel894 :

Yay. Razors. Not only do you get the most awesomest mirror eva, you can also get tetanus! What a steal!

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Nov 20, 2009
11:41 am
#86 FaerieDiva :

Her banner says it all. If you look to the little drawing on the left, it originally said crack house. All she did was cross out the ck and write ft above it. I am thinking the original spelling is still the case.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:46 am
#87 Stingray Charles :

#80 VGB: So are you, Ms. Mojo Rising.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:48 am
#88 PixenKristen :

Granted, some of the items on the site are “ok” and maybe even buy-able, but the price tags on this stuff is ridiculous.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:53 am
#89 Lexiii :

The crayon one wouldn’t be too bad if she had used NEW crayons and not the crap she found at the bottom of the toy box.

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Nov 20, 2009
12:01 pm
#90 Cold Salt :

When hoarders take to crafting. Film at 11!

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Nov 20, 2009
12:02 pm
#91 vangoghbabe :

@Stingray
Uncanny that you should bring the Mojo up…been pondering the purchase of the blown glass penis…..

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Nov 20, 2009
12:07 pm
#92 Stingray Charles :

#91 VGB: Wow! I’ve been considering snatching up that needle felted vadge necklace! Interesting…

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Nov 20, 2009
12:46 pm
#93 WTFisthatanyway :

I wonder if the hair on the dolls heads is made up of leg hairs pulled out of the used disposable razors? At least I *hope* it’s leg hair…

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Nov 20, 2009
12:51 pm
#94 bootsychoo :

Oh, wait, I get it – it’s not “DIVA” mirror, it’s “DNA” mirror.

Now it makes perfect sense…

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Nov 20, 2009
1:00 pm
#95 frostypumpkin :

The only things missing are used tampon applicators…

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Nov 20, 2009
1:00 pm
#96 katiebug784 :

I definitely see at least one tooth brush…

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Nov 20, 2009
1:24 pm
#97 NinjaGato :

are those different colored lady bics?

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Nov 20, 2009
1:37 pm
#98 JustJon :

I just learned a new word today.

Wish I hadn’t.

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Nov 20, 2009
2:03 pm
#99 orchardmeadow :

This “DIVA” platter is a “DNA” platter with all the hair and saliva on those razors, floss picks, hair curlers and tubes of lipstick. Can u just picture the home of the person who made this POS – I’m just hoping there isn’t another platter being made of used q-tips, tampons and cosmetic puffs.

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Nov 20, 2009
2:10 pm
#100 everydaymama :

You know, I have a whole bag full of old cosmetics and razors etc… Now I know what to do with it all, but on mine I am going to add glitter and a fuzzy vag! WHIMSICLE!!

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Nov 20, 2009
3:01 pm
#101 i am bean :

verisimilitude? what the hell does that mean?

My eyes and my brain have just exploded!

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Nov 20, 2009
3:19 pm
#102 i am bean :

However…I do think this would look much better if she had put sequences on it.

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Nov 20, 2009
3:20 pm
#103 vangoghbabe :

ver·i·si·mil·i·tude [ vèrrə si míllə td ] (plural ver·i·si·mil·i·tudes)

noun

Definition:

1. appearance of being true: the appearance of being true or real

2. something that only seems true: something that only appears to be true or real, e.g. a statement that is not supported by evidence

Yeah…okay…i get it

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Nov 20, 2009
3:22 pm
#104 vangoghbabe :

I think she’s a stuttererer
she said inches twice

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Nov 20, 2009
3:28 pm
#105 everydaymama :

I am Bean: Here you go ;)

ver⋅i⋅si⋅mil⋅i⋅tude /ˌvɛrəsɪˈmɪlɪˌtud, -ˌtyud
Pronunciation [ver-uh-si-mil-i-tood, -tyood]
–noun
1. the appearance or semblance of truth; likelihood; probability: The play lacked verisimilitude.
2. something, as an assertion, having merely the appearance of truth.

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Nov 20, 2009
3:30 pm
#106 i am bean :

thanks guys…now I understyood it better!

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Nov 20, 2009
3:32 pm
#107 vangoghbabe :

#105 yeah, that I get ….

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Nov 20, 2009
3:34 pm

you know, disposable razors are disposable for a REASON! this is as gross as that guy with the hairy butt shield.

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Nov 20, 2009
3:36 pm
#109 vangoghbabe :

#108
Really, would you rather see that WITHOUT the ass shield??

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Nov 20, 2009
3:37 pm
#110 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

I have no idea what this is but its hurting my eyes

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Nov 20, 2009
3:39 pm
#111 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

can someone tell me how to get an avatar????

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Nov 20, 2009
3:41 pm
#112 vangoghbabe :

sweet I had to ask too!!
http://en.gravatar.com/

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Nov 20, 2009
3:41 pm
#113 i am bean :

i need an avatar too…but unfortunately i am an avatard…how do i do it?

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Nov 20, 2009
3:41 pm
#114 everydaymama :

#106 & 107: Hey I never said it was understandable ;P

Me thinks someone is writing her stuff with big words to seem more edumecated… LOL!!

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Nov 20, 2009
3:43 pm
#115 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

i am bean

http://en.gravatar.com/

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Nov 20, 2009
3:44 pm
#116 i am bean :

#112….thank you

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Nov 20, 2009
3:44 pm
#117 vangoghbabe :

“What’s the word of the day Regretsy kids??”
verisimilitude
that’s right!!!
Now pick a prize from Aunty Helen’s rize box…
Yes, there’s enough vaginas to go around….don’t fight over them

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Nov 20, 2009
3:45 pm
#118 i am bean :

and Kamikaze…

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Nov 20, 2009
3:45 pm
#119 vangoghbabe :

okay >prize< new laptop has freaky keys..not applying enough pressure

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Nov 20, 2009
3:46 pm
#120 Stingray Charles :

Kamikaze, thanks for your avatar assistance this week, have you a whimsicle weekend.

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Nov 20, 2009
3:50 pm
#121 i am bean :

my husband just looked at this…he said: “it looks like a pavement pancake”

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Nov 20, 2009
3:50 pm
#122 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

STINGRAY! You know I’m merely flirting with the rest….and your most welcome. Have a wonderful weekend too trendsetter.

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Nov 20, 2009
3:55 pm
#123 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

er, you’re, so much for book smarts

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Nov 20, 2009
3:59 pm

vangoghbabe your right.. i wouldn’t want that guys ass to be without the shield. what would he cover his “exit only” with?

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Nov 20, 2009
4:00 pm
#125 jukaswo :

This one actually makes me feel angry.

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Nov 20, 2009
4:01 pm
#126 Kathleen :

So, is this supposed to do double duty as a mirror and a platter?

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Nov 20, 2009
4:02 pm
#127 Kathleen :

And if it is a platter, what type of food would you suggest I serve on it?

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Nov 20, 2009
4:06 pm
#128 everydaymama :

#127, I’d serve meat laden with e-coli!

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Nov 20, 2009
4:40 pm
#129 NinjaGato :

This is what you get for the hoarder in your life

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Nov 20, 2009
5:35 pm
#130 Whimsicko :

I love “I am bean” ’s husband… he always has the best comments.

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Nov 20, 2009
6:02 pm
#131 crapgawker :

@108 TheBlueKraken – Damn you Kraken!! I was starting on the road to recovery after the image of hairy ass in the butt shield – but no – you just had to remind me. Now I’m going to buy this mirror – rip off one of the hair infested razors and slit my wrists. I am. I’m going to do it and it will be you fault Kraken.

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Nov 20, 2009
6:18 pm
#132 dangerousmezzo :

That’s crap, from start to finish.

What the FUCK are you supposed to do with this heap of shit?

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Nov 20, 2009
6:21 pm
#133 muwhobbit :

FUUUUUUUGLY. Who the heck would put this on a wall?

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Nov 20, 2009
8:34 pm
#134 GrayPyre :

It reminds me of when I helped a friend clean out her bathroom cabinets. Well, minus the creepy little crap gnomes.

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Nov 20, 2009
8:39 pm
#135 DucksNew :

I have a great idea. Everyone from Regretsy should gather a few whimsicle pieces of crap they have laying around. Then we need someone with time, hot glue, and clear goo. We send the crap to the brave soul to make a wonderful, crafty whatever, then auction it for charity.

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Nov 20, 2009
8:46 pm
#136 DucksNew :

Also, I can’t get that gravitar site to work for me…

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Nov 20, 2009
10:05 pm
#137 thatdingo :

In the interest of verisimilitude, you claim this is made from a “plastic platter” when the description clearly says it is made from a “metal container lid.”

Totally different thing. Totally.

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Nov 20, 2009
10:50 pm
#138 Monstera_deliciosa :

Circles of Hell might be closer to the truth.

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Nov 20, 2009
11:02 pm
#139 js :

In the Regretsy movie, who does Stingray Charles finally kiss before the credits roll? Van Gogh Babe or Kamikaze? And what actors play them?

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Nov 21, 2009
12:25 am
#140 addiosix :

I think I see the Lindbergh baby in there.

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Nov 21, 2009
12:45 am
#141 felixexplody :

Found objects? I assume they were found in a biological waste disposal?

Also, I call false advertising for crossing the ‘CK’ in CRACK off on the banner.

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Nov 21, 2009
3:11 am
#142 heidrun :

@ 48: and she has 500 sales! i didn’t know there were so many people out there who find “naughty aprons” whimsicle!

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Nov 21, 2009
3:23 am
#143 regretmenot :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33162829

“Geepers Creepers, Jumpin’ Gee..Time Fer Spring! Time Fer Spring!”

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Nov 21, 2009
3:39 am
#144 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#139 js: my doppelganger:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_hnIMMVJU

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Nov 21, 2009
3:44 am
#145 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#136 DucksNew: register first; my WordPress log-in didn’t work either but the site let me register then use the program. Hope that works!

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Nov 21, 2009
6:44 am
#146 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

js: I kid, I kid. My REAL doppelganger:

http://herecomestreble.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/robert-pattinson-2696383bkwgz_1350.jpg

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Nov 21, 2009
7:22 am
#147 Naveedess :

#146 Kamikaze:

Hiss!!!

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Nov 21, 2009
9:33 am
#148 frostypumpkin :

144, anyone who can dance in stilettos has my undying admiration!

I sure home that “verisimilitude” does not become the new “whimsicle”!! :0

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Nov 21, 2009
9:35 am
#149 reallyscarey :

I’m homing with too. Tough to spell.

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Nov 21, 2009
9:36 am
#150 reallyscarey :

Yah, good joke. “I’m homing for that, too”. d-oh!

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Nov 21, 2009
9:39 am
#151 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

frostypumpkin: I know, right? To both.

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Nov 21, 2009
9:43 am
#152 Merchant Adventurers :

At least there’s no vagina on there.

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Nov 21, 2009
9:59 am
#153 frostypumpkin :

@ 151 that’s what you think. Maybe upon ordering you’d get a freebie vagina made of razors and doll hair…

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Nov 21, 2009
10:10 am
#154 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

It is a violation of Regretsy’s Terms Of Abuse to call out other Regretsy losers by pointing out spelling errors. Thank yew. Bobwhite. regretsy admin. This thread has been closed.

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Nov 21, 2009
10:19 am
#155 reallyscarey :

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

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Nov 21, 2009
10:32 am
#156 hammerhead77 :

Testing avatar…

Several Regretsians had their feelings hurt when you closed this thread. You are such a z-lister sock puppet, Kamikaze!!!

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Nov 21, 2009
10:51 am
#157 hammerhead77 :

Testing avatar again…

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Nov 21, 2009
10:53 am
#158 hammerhead77 :

WTF? Why is this avatar shit so complicated on WordPress?!?! Why can’t I just click a damn button and upload a photo?! I’m not gonna spend 3 hours fucking around on that gravatar site. I’ve cleared the cache like 5 times, waited 10 minutes, signed up for this and that.

Bah. Screw it. I’ll just keep the bald shoulderless little white dude. It’s the white guy from the Say What painting wearing the Bald Eagle hat, m’kay??

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Nov 21, 2009
6:47 pm
#159 thisiswhyihatepeople :

#135 DucksNew, please, please find someone.

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Nov 21, 2009
9:58 pm
#160 regretmenot :

I had to sign off and back on again before my avy showed up.

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Nov 22, 2009
12:26 pm
#161 js :

Kamikaze – great choice! how could anyone NOT love Bebe Neuwirth?

(I’m choosing to ignore your 2nd casting suggestion)

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Nov 22, 2009
12:33 pm
#162 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

I know, right? I couldn’t agree with you more. Bebe it is then.

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Nov 22, 2009
12:34 pm
#163 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Oh, and so’s you know, if you change your avatar, you need to wait 5 minutes and clear your browser cache to be sure to see it.

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Nov 22, 2009
12:40 pm
#164 js :

It’s funny you picked Bebe, because one of my two casting choices is Vicki Lewis, and they were in at least one episode of Talk Radio together. COSMIC!

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Nov 22, 2009
12:42 pm
#165 js :

Aaargh, I mean NewsRadio – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NewsRadio

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Lewis

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Nov 22, 2009
12:59 pm
#166 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Erm, Vicki Lewis? I mean, I’m not the handsomest dude on the planet, but…not that she’s not lovely person.

Oh, who am I kidding?

OF COURSE I’m the handsomest dude on the planet.

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Nov 22, 2009
1:03 pm
#167 js :

I am humble and self-effacing. My other casting choice is Sheila McCarthy. My main criteria were that they be redheads and kind of awkward and dorky.

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Nov 22, 2009
1:04 pm
#168 js :

Oh, did you think I was choosing Vicki Lewis to play you? No, she’ll be playing me… unless Sheila McCarthy gets the role. Or maybe they’ll alternate.

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Nov 22, 2009
1:15 pm
#169 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

I always think you are talking about me. And j’adore Sheila McCarthy.

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Nov 22, 2009
1:49 pm
#170 js :

We can offer the role to Sheila first then. Now we have to finish casting everybody else… except I think Helen should play herself.

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Nov 22, 2009
1:57 pm
#171 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

But of course! We should offer the role of VGB to Bebe, I really did have my heart set on Robbie (WHAT?! He’s freakin gorgeous! and he’s got “heat” atm, which is only good for the movie). Now of course, the lead…Stingray, the man himself…your turn.

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Nov 22, 2009
2:08 pm
#172 js :

Well, okay fine, you can have Robbie. I feel sort of sorry for him anyway – I think being in a little weird indie movie is just what the doctor ordered, post-Twilight.

Here are a few choices for Stingray: David Bowie, Christopher Walken, Gary Oldman, Max Schreck, Bruno S, Willem Dafoe, and Hugh Laurie. Unfortunately Max Schreck is dead, which could pose difficulties.

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Nov 22, 2009
2:20 pm
#173 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

OH! js. oh. I thought they were all dead. ;)

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Nov 22, 2009
2:26 pm
#174 pauldodo :

Say what?

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Nov 22, 2009
2:29 pm
#175 js :

not quite. And I forgot to add John Malkovich and Donald Southerland. I hope we can fit them all into this movie somehow.

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Nov 22, 2009
2:36 pm
#176 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

OH! js. oh. How to put this delicately? Ryan Reynolds? Taye Diggs? I prefer older, not inter-generational. I mean, I AM walking off with him in the end.

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Nov 22, 2009
2:38 pm
#177 pauldodo :

#steps slowly away, quietly closes the door….#

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Nov 22, 2009
2:42 pm
#178 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Well, it’s not like we have a new posting to rip is it pauldodo? (btw, your my actual first pic, got any acting experience?)

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Nov 22, 2009
2:47 pm
#179 pauldodo :

haha- when you say acting…… and when you say experience…. ?

But hey, I’ll do it if I get to do the sunset thing with ya, Kami! :)

Where do I sign?

p
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Nov 22, 2009
3:00 pm
#180 js :

Hmmm… yeah, I kind of forgot you were in the running for the kiss at the end of the film. Or maybe I just “forgot.” See, originally I thought you were a girl. Not that there’s anything wrong with you not being a girl. Lots of fine people are not.

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Nov 22, 2009
3:05 pm
#181 pauldodo :

JS- say moi?- Sorry, it’s late here and I just got home….

What’s the plot line again? Who gets to do the kissing? can it be swapped for a naked car chase?

Just askin’.

p
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Nov 22, 2009
3:09 pm
#182 js :

oh, so confusing… I thought Kami was a girl. I don’t know why, I just did.

I figured with a name like Paul you probably were a dude. Or at least a person in a purple hat.

I was visualizing the final scene being kind of like the end of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM except the motorbike is towing a 5th wheel full of crap featured on Regretsy. And then there’s a giant bonfire. But you can add some car chases and explosions if you like.

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Nov 22, 2009
3:12 pm
#183 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Once and for all:

Kamikaze: Dude
pauldodo: Dude
js: Not Dude.

Still up for the sunset pauldodo? ;

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Nov 22, 2009
3:12 pm
#184 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Seriously, we need a new post.

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Nov 22, 2009
3:19 pm
#185 pauldodo :

hey, anything’s possible in Regretsy land, js…..

But yeah, I am a dude in this life.

Kami- you playing with my heart again?

I still want the naked car chase.

p
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Nov 22, 2009
3:31 pm
#186 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

No

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Nov 23, 2009
1:26 am
#187 priceless :

Being highly pragmatic I absolutely LOVE the idea of this item; too bad the finished product looks nothing at all like a good idea….

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Nov 25, 2009
7:48 pm
#188 QueenQuill :

And just in time for Thanksgiving, the “Thanksgiving Platter”:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=33161995
It makes me want to vomit. D=

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