Comments on: Dream Sequins

By: Stomvi

Stomvi — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:01:28 +0000

Oh my god! Finally a little pet hate of mine has been noticed by others! So many people think that something that has sequins on it is “sequenced”…. it’s sequined, dumbarses! Argh.

By: Recovering Crack Baby

Recovering Crack Baby — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:57:58 +0000

A little E Harmony on Regretsy……… this and… well..http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15356132- I think we got a match!!

By: pdrunk

pdrunk — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:21:25 +0000

I’m sure this is perfect for teabagging for Glenn Beck.

By: the mongoose

the mongoose — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:27:32 +0000

Her white-socked neighbor is asking her to stop sprawling all over the lawn. It’s scaring the kids. And everyone else.

By: frostypumpkin

frostypumpkin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:34:33 +0000

I like veils and fascinators and small hats. But this is… Simply hideous!

By: Tdogdd

Tdogdd — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:40:39 +0000

I don’t think Lady Gaga would even wear this and I think she gets most of her designs from Etsy!! Or at least it looks like it.

By: dangerousmezzo

dangerousmezzo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:27 +0000

I like this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24519544

At first one simply thinks it’s a common-or-garden sequenced yarmulke — the last photo reveals it in all its ghastly splendour and one finally realizes why it’s described as having been “hand cut and molded from a children’s disney record”.

Well, at least it was done by hand.

By: reallyscarey

reallyscarey — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:19:33 +0000

I think the seller should create and sell this with a Red, White, And Blue, jutting, stripped, and sequenced Wonder Woman costume. That would yankee doodle dandy.

By: Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell

Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:55:47 +0000

rodgertheshrubber: yes?

http://www.dallasvoice.com/artman/uploads/2/lead-jenna-sky.jpg

By: rodgertheshrubber

rodgertheshrubber — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:08:53 +0000

I have a friend who’s a drag Queen that dresses up in red, white and blue and sings “You’re a Grand Ol’Fag”

…..they would really dig this……..a hole and bury it.

By: marimoy

marimoy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:54:26 +0000

Nov 20, 2009
#18 The Blue Kraken :
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950’s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison

Yup. This. I like fascinators and cocktail hats. I don’t like this. Thanks, Kraken.

By: reallyscarey

reallyscarey — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:22:54 +0000

For your patriotic beekeeper.

By: HermesGoddess

HermesGoddess — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:32:18 +0000

*scream*
From another listing of hers: “This hat has a vintage look with it’s 1950′s esk print of boys and girls playing with hula hoops.”
Seriously?! Let’s give a big sic, sic for the LA Unified School District.

By: Monstera_deliciosa

Monstera_deliciosa — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:41:45 +0000

Apparently her hats “run the gambit from tiny and bursting with detail, to large and out of this world”. I guess she means they’re a conversation starter?

By: lemon floor wax

lemon floor wax — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:31:03 +0000

The horror! The GRAMMAR! The horror!
*runs screaming into the night*
True story, I was once at a bridal show where the announcer pronounced “sequins” as “sequence” and “appliques” as “ap-leaks.”
No, I won’t tell you where I hid the body.