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Dream Sequins
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“Sequenced”? So does that mean she put the sequins on in a very precise order which she repeated several times? Or did she just fall asleep on the piano and dream of a unicorn in a misty forest?
Nov 20, 20091:55 pm
omg, “sequence” is listed under materials.
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Nov 20, 20091:57 pm
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Nov 20, 20091:58 pm
I am most concerned. The extra pictures seem to be of the model having some sort of allergic reaction to the hat, and suffering a seizure. Quick, get the adrenaline pen!
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Nov 20, 20092:00 pm
If it means she cracked the gene code for it, I sorry, she has to go, before this hat reproduces. Simi Valley though, you’d be back in time for Leno Helen. I think.
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Nov 20, 20092:03 pm
Why is the fan “stripped”? Stripped of what? And what kind of fan is it? I can’t tell by the pictures.
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Nov 20, 20092:05 pm
Kamikaze, what’s in your avatar? Tasty fried foods or some sort Etsy Experiment gone awry?
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Nov 20, 20092:11 pm
Fireworks atm, to celebrate Helen’s book deal, and still fitting for the fourth of July. Just how poor IS your monitor resolution?
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Nov 20, 20092:13 pm
Love the use of the word “jutting” in the description… Makes me think the “sequenced wing” is gonna shoot off any moment!
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Nov 20, 20092:23 pm
Aside from the obvious lack of literacy, this person is also clearly afflicted by Meitis. In other words, thephotos have basically nothing to do with the ITEM being sold and are all about “me me me me”. “Look how ironically I can bend my arms and purse my lips! Oh yeah, and I’m selling a hat. Look how cute (yes!) I am!”.
Shut up, hat selling chick.
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Nov 20, 20092:28 pm
Fine Cold Salt, now it’s tasty fried foods. Oh, if you’re stil seeing the pu-pu platter try cleaning your browser cache, assuming you give a shit.
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Nov 20, 20092:30 pm
nope, No “pin-up girl” would wear that. Maybe an old lady?
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Nov 20, 20092:33 pm
Side effects include puckerlip and Rollinginthegrass Syndrome.
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Nov 20, 20092:34 pm
I have a hat rule: if the word “jutting” can be used in any way to describe it, I will not put it on my head.
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Nov 20, 20092:34 pm
This is what happens when Sarah Palin goes rogue.
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Nov 20, 20092:43 pm
Don’t you mean when Sarah Palin goes rouge? I can totally imagine her wearing this, hair pulled back in a ponytail with a gigantic bump-it towering over the “stripped” fan.
Or maybe it would be better suited on Lady Gaga. Either way, at least the seller’s humble enough to only charge $20.
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Nov 20, 20092:44 pm
’sequenced’…god what a retard.
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Nov 20, 20092:50 pm
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950’s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
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Nov 20, 20092:51 pm
Yikes…have you read her bio? It’s riddled with typos! She holds a degree in custume design…how did that happen? Don’t they do basic literacy tests in schools anymore? sheesh!
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Nov 20, 20092:55 pm
i am love you i am bean
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Nov 20, 20092:55 pm
Is that Amy Winehouse?
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Nov 20, 20092:55 pm
Red, white and EWWWWW!!!!
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Nov 20, 20092:57 pm
#16 heh whatever, The doofy hat is a rip off of a hat made in the early 1920’s usually they were made of feathers bird parts, some sequins and a bit of black veil (most fashionable to funerals)
You don’t find them in department stores that Palin shops in.
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Nov 20, 20092:59 pm
She dabbles in “dress deign” too…what’s that??
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Nov 20, 20093:01 pm
Kimmer-G
deign: to condescend reluctantly and with a strong sense of the affront to one’s superiority that is involved : stoop Merriam Webster Online
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Nov 20, 20093:03 pm
…she’s selling something but i’m not sure it’s the hat. what’s with all the poses? and that one on the grass with somebody’s feet? looks like there should be a chalk outline somewhere…
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Nov 20, 20093:04 pm
ah hah! thanks Kamikaze!! my vocablueary and grammer is so much imporved form this site!!
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Nov 20, 20093:06 pm
Kimmer-G
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Nov 20, 20093:09 pm
If you click on the “sequence” listed in the materials section, you can find 345 other items made with sequence!
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Nov 20, 20093:09 pm
#4 David Braille- did you notice in one of the seizure shots, there’s a bystander in the background? Won’t anyone help this poor, patriotic girl?!
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Nov 20, 20093:10 pm
Ha! By “shots”, I meant photos… not a shot in the needle sense.
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Nov 20, 20093:11 pm
the posing is even more egregious in this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27772380
you can barely see the hat!
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Nov 20, 20093:13 pm
Kami : What’s with the gerbil pellets?
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Nov 20, 20093:14 pm
I like the word jutting….it makes me feel like striping and doing it in a sequins..one piece at a time
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Nov 20, 20093:16 pm
I think I’m in love with Kamikaze’s book smarts.
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Nov 20, 20093:17 pm
#30 Patty : That’s the crime scene dude. He’s getting ready to paint a chalk outline.
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Nov 20, 20093:19 pm
Guess if you don’t clear your browser cache you see the last avatar it saved. Those were chocolate covered raisins, from my earlier campaign to get everyone to try them mixed in with hot buttered popcorn. I’m currently on Fried Cream Filled Snack Cake for Cold Salt, though I suspect she’s still seeing the Pu Pu platter I was using at the height of the Poo Poo post. Assuming you give a shit.
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Nov 20, 20093:23 pm
Nice…I have a porcelain dilso on my table with my beer..thought it appropriate
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Nov 20, 20093:24 pm
welll sheet I spelled dildo wrong
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Nov 20, 20093:24 pm
I’ll have to watch that and dil-do it again
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Nov 20, 20093:26 pm
dil-dew drop in vangoghbabe!
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Nov 20, 20093:28 pm
need to figure out how to put the spell check on this…new laptop…that way I can legitimatley make fun of the tards that misspell..including myself
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Nov 20, 20093:33 pm
I do give a shit… which is what I thought your avatar was…
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Nov 20, 20093:35 pm
Thank you….it takes people like you who care.
Makes me live like I were dying
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Nov 20, 20093:35 pm
Is she auditioning for America’s next WORST model, or is she selling a bizarre hat? The bystander in socks is hilarious!
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Nov 20, 20093:42 pm
martini! *blush* *swoon* thank you.
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Nov 20, 20093:44 pm
#44 vangoghbabe : I’m glad I brightened your day, but that was directed at #37 Kami… But you keep living like you were dying.
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Nov 20, 20093:48 pm
Again, thank you…I’m going to go put my bald eagle hat on now…have a lot of living to do..need to build my charter.
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Nov 20, 20093:55 pm
#48 vangoghbabe : Maybe you should deign a nest…
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Nov 20, 20093:58 pm
45 minutes later this model was found face down in the ladies with bits of carrot stuck in her fascinator
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Nov 20, 20093:58 pm
i am love you more i am bean! forgive the lateness of my reply. too many threads going at once.
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Nov 20, 20093:59 pm
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina:
Gosh, that beats Helen’s news! Ho-ray!
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Nov 20, 20094:03 pm
#50 Feel Free… : Was it jutting out?
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Nov 20, 20094:22 pm
The seller appears to be reading here, because she’s fixed a few of the typos in her profile.
Not the one that notes she was “born and bread in Los Angeles, California” though. Heh.
Poor child.
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Nov 20, 20094:23 pm
Poor grammar and spelling really get my butt necklace in a twist. A sweetheart may love the hat, but English teachers everywhere are cringing at this description.
Let’s try:
This all-American teardrop hat features bold colors. A blue sequined wing rests on top of soft white netting. Four bronze star buttons dot the front, tying the piece together. This delicate hat would be the perfect gift for that special patriotic sweetheart!
Now, where do I send the invoice?
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Nov 20, 20094:30 pm
And she loves figuring out the one thing to make people smile “from a place they didn’t expect to”…..
Where might that be? Their Gypsy Dangler or (yes!) behind their butt-shield?
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Nov 20, 20094:38 pm
This is what Lady Gaga wears to entertain the troops.
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Nov 20, 20094:41 pm
NinjaGato: you know I worship the ground you Walla Walla on; but don’t go saying nothin bout Lady Gaga, cause that’s when I go off.
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Nov 20, 20094:58 pm
I’d do her.
Goodnight.
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x
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Nov 20, 20095:02 pm
#59- Lady Gaga or the girl in the whimsical patriotic hat??
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Nov 20, 20095:09 pm
#60 Would I know the difference?
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Nov 20, 20095:12 pm
#55 hammerhead77 :
Poor grammar and spelling really get my butt necklace in a twist.
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LMFAO!!!
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Nov 20, 20095:28 pm
Kamikaze- I would never THINK of bashing Lady Gaga (in front of you) I’m merely saying how it resembles some of Gaga’s more whimsicle accessories.
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Nov 20, 20095:31 pm
All right then.
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Nov 20, 20095:57 pm
The third picture looks like a body was thrown from the top of a building. AWKWARD.
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Nov 20, 20096:18 pm
Apart from the fact that the seller’s completely illiterate, I think the hat’s rather cute. It could definitely work for a Rosie the Riveter or vintage kind of look. I’d probably wear it – but I’d never buy a hat from someone who couldn’t spell “sequined”!
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Nov 20, 20096:22 pm
#54 — I love that, too — “I was born and bread in Los Angeles”.
Serious, serious problems here — I don’t mind casual misspellers, but narcissistic serial misspellers with an exaggerated sense of their own gifts really get on my sequenced tits.
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Nov 20, 20096:47 pm
Tagging nightmare! Is this gonna be like when I tag something “gray” I need an extra tag for “grey”? So if I make something with sequins….
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Nov 20, 20097:56 pm
I don’t get it. If people are so bad with spelling, why not spell-check? Firefox has a lovely spell-check feature. Although it doesn’t help with “born and bread” (see bio), or “sequins” vs. “sequence”. That requires common sense (since?:O).
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Nov 20, 20099:31 pm
The horror! The GRAMMAR! The horror!
*runs screaming into the night*
True story, I was once at a bridal show where the announcer pronounced “sequins” as “sequence” and “appliques” as “ap-leaks.”
No, I won’t tell you where I hid the body.
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Nov 20, 200910:41 pm
Apparently her hats “run the gambit from tiny and bursting with detail, to large and out of this world”. I guess she means they’re a conversation starter?
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Nov 21, 20094:32 am
*scream*
From another listing of hers: “This hat has a vintage look with it’s 1950’s esk print of boys and girls playing with hula hoops.”
Seriously?! Let’s give a big sic, sic for the LA Unified School District.
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Nov 21, 20095:22 am
For your patriotic beekeeper.
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Nov 21, 20095:54 am
Nov 20, 2009
#18 The Blue Kraken :
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950’s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
Yup. This. I like fascinators and cocktail hats. I don’t like this. Thanks, Kraken.
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Nov 21, 20096:08 am
I have a friend who’s a drag Queen that dresses up in red, white and blue and sings “You’re a Grand Ol’Fag”
…..they would really dig this……..a hole and bury it.
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Nov 21, 20096:55 am
rodgertheshrubber: yes?
http://www.dallasvoice.com/artman/uploads/2/lead-jenna-sky.jpg
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Nov 21, 20097:19 am
I think the seller should create and sell this with a Red, White, And Blue, jutting, stripped, and sequenced Wonder Woman costume. That would yankee doodle dandy.
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Nov 21, 20098:01 am
I like this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24519544
At first one simply thinks it’s a common-or-garden sequenced yarmulke — the last photo reveals it in all its ghastly splendour and one finally realizes why it’s described as having been “hand cut and molded from a children’s disney record”.
Well, at least it was done by hand.
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Nov 21, 20097:40 pm
I don’t think Lady Gaga would even wear this and I think she gets most of her designs from Etsy!! Or at least it looks like it.
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Nov 22, 20093:34 pm
I like veils and fascinators and small hats. But this is… Simply hideous!
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Nov 22, 20095:27 pm
Her white-socked neighbor is asking her to stop sprawling all over the lawn. It’s scaring the kids. And everyone else.
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Nov 23, 200912:21 pm
I’m sure this is perfect for teabagging for Glenn Beck.
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Nov 27, 20099:57 pm
A little E Harmony on Regretsy……… this and… well..http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15356132- I think we got a match!!
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Feb 23, 20106:01 am
Oh my god! Finally a little pet hate of mine has been noticed by others! So many people think that something that has sequins on it is “sequenced”…. it’s sequined, dumbarses! Argh.
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Improper capitalization. Argh!!
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