“Sequenced”? So does that mean she put the sequins on in a very precise order which she repeated several times? Or did she just fall asleep on the piano and dream of a unicorn in a misty forest?
I am most concerned. The extra pictures seem to be of the model having some sort of allergic reaction to the hat, and suffering a seizure. Quick, get the adrenaline pen!
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
If it means she cracked the gene code for it, I sorry, she has to go, before this hat reproduces. Simi Valley though, you’d be back in time for Leno Helen. I think.
Aside from the obvious lack of literacy, this person is also clearly afflicted by Meitis. In other words, thephotos have basically nothing to do with the ITEM being sold and are all about “me me me me”. “Look how ironically I can bend my arms and purse my lips! Oh yeah, and I’m selling a hat. Look how cute (yes!) I am!”.
Don’t you mean when Sarah Palin goes rouge? I can totally imagine her wearing this, hair pulled back in a ponytail with a gigantic bump-it towering over the “stripped” fan.
Or maybe it would be better suited on Lady Gaga. Either way, at least the seller’s humble enough to only charge $20.
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950′s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
Yikes…have you read her bio? It’s riddled with typos! She holds a degree in custume design…how did that happen? Don’t they do basic literacy tests in schools anymore? sheesh!
#16 heh whatever, The doofy hat is a rip off of a hat made in the early 1920′s usually they were made of feathers bird parts, some sequins and a bit of black veil (most fashionable to funerals)
You don’t find them in department stores that Palin shops in.
…she’s selling something but i’m not sure it’s the hat. what’s with all the poses? and that one on the grass with somebody’s feet? looks like there should be a chalk outline somewhere…
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Guess if you don’t clear your browser cache you see the last avatar it saved. Those were chocolate covered raisins, from my earlier campaign to get everyone to try them mixed in with hot buttered popcorn. I’m currently on Fried Cream Filled Snack Cake for Cold Salt, though I suspect she’s still seeing the Pu Pu platter I was using at the height of the Poo Poo post. Assuming you give a shit.
The seller appears to be reading here, because she’s fixed a few of the typos in her profile.
Not the one that notes she was “born and bread in Los Angeles, California” though. Heh.
Poor child.
Poor grammar and spelling really get my butt necklace in a twist. A sweetheart may love the hat, but English teachers everywhere are cringing at this description.
Let’s try:
This all-American teardrop hat features bold colors. A blue sequined wing rests on top of soft white netting. Four bronze star buttons dot the front, tying the piece together. This delicate hat would be the perfect gift for that special patriotic sweetheart!
Apart from the fact that the seller’s completely illiterate, I think the hat’s rather cute. It could definitely work for a Rosie the Riveter or vintage kind of look. I’d probably wear it – but I’d never buy a hat from someone who couldn’t spell “sequined”!
#54 — I love that, too — “I was born and bread in Los Angeles”.
Serious, serious problems here — I don’t mind casual misspellers, but narcissistic serial misspellers with an exaggerated sense of their own gifts really get on my sequenced tits.
I don’t get it. If people are so bad with spelling, why not spell-check? Firefox has a lovely spell-check feature. Although it doesn’t help with “born and bread” (see bio), or “sequins” vs. “sequence”. That requires common sense (since?:O).
The horror! The GRAMMAR! The horror!
*runs screaming into the night*
True story, I was once at a bridal show where the announcer pronounced “sequins” as “sequence” and “appliques” as “ap-leaks.”
No, I won’t tell you where I hid the body.
Apparently her hats “run the gambit from tiny and bursting with detail, to large and out of this world”. I guess she means they’re a conversation starter?
*scream*
From another listing of hers: “This hat has a vintage look with it’s 1950′s esk print of boys and girls playing with hula hoops.”
Seriously?! Let’s give a big sic, sic for the LA Unified School District.
Nov 20, 2009
#18 The Blue Kraken :
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950’s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
Yup. This. I like fascinators and cocktail hats. I don’t like this. Thanks, Kraken.
I think the seller should create and sell this with a Red, White, And Blue, jutting, stripped, and sequenced Wonder Woman costume. That would yankee doodle dandy.
At first one simply thinks it’s a common-or-garden sequenced yarmulke — the last photo reveals it in all its ghastly splendour and one finally realizes why it’s described as having been “hand cut and molded from a children’s disney record”.
Oh my god! Finally a little pet hate of mine has been noticed by others! So many people think that something that has sequins on it is “sequenced”…. it’s sequined, dumbarses! Argh.
November 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Improper capitalization. Argh!!
November 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
omg, “sequence” is listed under materials.
November 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Apart from the spelling issues though, it really isn’t that bad – I could see a pin up style girl wearing it.
November 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I am most concerned. The extra pictures seem to be of the model having some sort of allergic reaction to the hat, and suffering a seizure. Quick, get the adrenaline pen!
November 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
If it means she cracked the gene code for it, I sorry, she has to go, before this hat reproduces. Simi Valley though, you’d be back in time for Leno Helen. I think.
November 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Why is the fan “stripped”? Stripped of what? And what kind of fan is it? I can’t tell by the pictures.
November 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Kamikaze, what’s in your avatar? Tasty fried foods or some sort Etsy Experiment gone awry?
November 20, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Fireworks atm, to celebrate Helen’s book deal, and still fitting for the fourth of July. Just how poor IS your monitor resolution?
November 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Love the use of the word “jutting” in the description… Makes me think the “sequenced wing” is gonna shoot off any moment!
November 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Aside from the obvious lack of literacy, this person is also clearly afflicted by Meitis. In other words, thephotos have basically nothing to do with the ITEM being sold and are all about “me me me me”. “Look how ironically I can bend my arms and purse my lips! Oh yeah, and I’m selling a hat. Look how cute (yes!) I am!”.
Shut up, hat selling chick.
November 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Fine Cold Salt, now it’s tasty fried foods. Oh, if you’re stil seeing the pu-pu platter try cleaning your browser cache, assuming you give a shit.
November 20, 2009 at 2:30 pm
nope, No “pin-up girl” would wear that. Maybe an old lady?
November 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Side effects include puckerlip and Rollinginthegrass Syndrome.
November 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I have a hat rule: if the word “jutting” can be used in any way to describe it, I will not put it on my head.
November 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
This is what happens when Sarah Palin goes rogue.
November 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Don’t you mean when Sarah Palin goes rouge? I can totally imagine her wearing this, hair pulled back in a ponytail with a gigantic bump-it towering over the “stripped” fan.
Or maybe it would be better suited on Lady Gaga. Either way, at least the seller’s humble enough to only charge $20.
November 20, 2009 at 2:44 pm
‘sequenced’…god what a retard.
November 20, 2009 at 2:50 pm
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950′s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
November 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Yikes…have you read her bio? It’s riddled with typos! She holds a degree in custume design…how did that happen? Don’t they do basic literacy tests in schools anymore? sheesh!
November 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
i am love you i am bean
November 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Is that Amy Winehouse?
November 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Red, white and EWWWWW!!!!
November 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm
#16 heh whatever, The doofy hat is a rip off of a hat made in the early 1920′s usually they were made of feathers bird parts, some sequins and a bit of black veil (most fashionable to funerals)
You don’t find them in department stores that Palin shops in.
November 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm
She dabbles in “dress deign” too…what’s that??
November 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Kimmer-G
deign: to condescend reluctantly and with a strong sense of the affront to one’s superiority that is involved : stoop Merriam Webster Online
November 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
…she’s selling something but i’m not sure it’s the hat. what’s with all the poses? and that one on the grass with somebody’s feet? looks like there should be a chalk outline somewhere…
November 20, 2009 at 3:04 pm
ah hah! thanks Kamikaze!! my vocablueary and grammer is so much imporved form this site!!
November 20, 2009 at 3:06 pm
November 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
If you click on the “sequence” listed in the materials section, you can find 345 other items made with sequence!
November 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#4 David Braille- did you notice in one of the seizure shots, there’s a bystander in the background? Won’t anyone help this poor, patriotic girl?!
November 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Ha! By “shots”, I meant photos… not a shot in the needle sense.
November 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
the posing is even more egregious in this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27772380
you can barely see the hat!
November 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Kami : What’s with the gerbil pellets?
November 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I like the word jutting….it makes me feel like striping and doing it in a sequins..one piece at a time
November 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I think I’m in love with Kamikaze’s book smarts.
November 20, 2009 at 3:17 pm
#30 Patty : That’s the crime scene dude. He’s getting ready to paint a chalk outline.
November 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Guess if you don’t clear your browser cache you see the last avatar it saved. Those were chocolate covered raisins, from my earlier campaign to get everyone to try them mixed in with hot buttered popcorn. I’m currently on Fried Cream Filled Snack Cake for Cold Salt, though I suspect she’s still seeing the Pu Pu platter I was using at the height of the Poo Poo post. Assuming you give a shit.
November 20, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Nice…I have a porcelain dilso on my table with my beer..thought it appropriate
November 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm
welll sheet I spelled dildo wrong
November 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I’ll have to watch that and dil-do it again
November 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm
dil-dew drop in vangoghbabe!
November 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm
need to figure out how to put the spell check on this…new laptop…that way I can legitimatley make fun of the tards that misspell..including myself
November 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I do give a shit… which is what I thought your avatar was…
November 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Thank you….it takes people like you who care.
Makes me live like I were dying
November 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Is she auditioning for America’s next WORST model, or is she selling a bizarre hat? The bystander in socks is hilarious!
November 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm
martini! *blush* *swoon* thank you.
November 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
#44 vangoghbabe : I’m glad I brightened your day, but that was directed at #37 Kami… But you keep living like you were dying.
November 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Again, thank you…I’m going to go put my bald eagle hat on now…have a lot of living to do..need to build my charter.
November 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
#48 vangoghbabe : Maybe you should deign a nest…
November 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
45 minutes later this model was found face down in the ladies with bits of carrot stuck in her fascinator
November 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
i am love you more i am bean! forgive the lateness of my reply. too many threads going at once.
November 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina:
Gosh, that beats Helen’s news! Ho-ray!
November 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm
#50 Feel Free… : Was it jutting out?
November 20, 2009 at 4:22 pm
The seller appears to be reading here, because she’s fixed a few of the typos in her profile.
Not the one that notes she was “born and bread in Los Angeles, California” though. Heh.
Poor child.
November 20, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Poor grammar and spelling really get my butt necklace in a twist. A sweetheart may love the hat, but English teachers everywhere are cringing at this description.
Let’s try:
This all-American teardrop hat features bold colors. A blue sequined wing rests on top of soft white netting. Four bronze star buttons dot the front, tying the piece together. This delicate hat would be the perfect gift for that special patriotic sweetheart!
Now, where do I send the invoice?
November 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm
And she loves figuring out the one thing to make people smile “from a place they didn’t expect to”…..
Where might that be? Their Gypsy Dangler or (yes!) behind their butt-shield?
November 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
This is what Lady Gaga wears to entertain the troops.
November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
NinjaGato: you know I worship the ground you Walla Walla on; but don’t go saying nothin bout Lady Gaga, cause that’s when I go off.
November 20, 2009 at 4:58 pm
I’d do her.
Goodnight.
p
x
November 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
#59- Lady Gaga or the girl in the whimsical patriotic hat??
November 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
#60 Would I know the difference?
p
x
November 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm
#55 hammerhead77 :
Poor grammar and spelling really get my butt necklace in a twist.
———
LMFAO!!!
November 20, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Kamikaze- I would never THINK of bashing Lady Gaga (in front of you) I’m merely saying how it resembles some of Gaga’s more whimsicle accessories.
November 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
All right then.
November 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm
The third picture looks like a body was thrown from the top of a building. AWKWARD.
November 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Apart from the fact that the seller’s completely illiterate, I think the hat’s rather cute. It could definitely work for a Rosie the Riveter or vintage kind of look. I’d probably wear it – but I’d never buy a hat from someone who couldn’t spell “sequined”!
November 20, 2009 at 6:22 pm
#54 — I love that, too — “I was born and bread in Los Angeles”.
Serious, serious problems here — I don’t mind casual misspellers, but narcissistic serial misspellers with an exaggerated sense of their own gifts really get on my sequenced tits.
November 20, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Tagging nightmare! Is this gonna be like when I tag something “gray” I need an extra tag for “grey”? So if I make something with sequins….
November 20, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I don’t get it. If people are so bad with spelling, why not spell-check? Firefox has a lovely spell-check feature. Although it doesn’t help with “born and bread” (see bio), or “sequins” vs. “sequence”. That requires common sense (since?:O).
November 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
The horror! The GRAMMAR! The horror!
*runs screaming into the night*
True story, I was once at a bridal show where the announcer pronounced “sequins” as “sequence” and “appliques” as “ap-leaks.”
No, I won’t tell you where I hid the body.
November 20, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Apparently her hats “run the gambit from tiny and bursting with detail, to large and out of this world”. I guess she means they’re a conversation starter?
November 21, 2009 at 4:32 am
*scream*
From another listing of hers: “This hat has a vintage look with it’s 1950′s esk print of boys and girls playing with hula hoops.”
Seriously?! Let’s give a big sic, sic for the LA Unified School District.
November 21, 2009 at 5:22 am
For your patriotic beekeeper.
November 21, 2009 at 5:54 am
Nov 20, 2009
#18 The Blue Kraken :
this is the worst attempt i’ve ever seen to not only imitate a 1950’s pin up but to imitate a vintage hat. the spelling errors are nothing in comparison
Yup. This. I like fascinators and cocktail hats. I don’t like this. Thanks, Kraken.
November 21, 2009 at 6:08 am
I have a friend who’s a drag Queen that dresses up in red, white and blue and sings “You’re a Grand Ol’Fag”
…..they would really dig this……..a hole and bury it.
November 21, 2009 at 6:55 am
rodgertheshrubber: yes?
http://www.dallasvoice.com/artman/uploads/2/lead-jenna-sky.jpg
November 21, 2009 at 7:19 am
I think the seller should create and sell this with a Red, White, And Blue, jutting, stripped, and sequenced Wonder Woman costume. That would yankee doodle dandy.
November 21, 2009 at 8:01 am
I like this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24519544
At first one simply thinks it’s a common-or-garden sequenced yarmulke — the last photo reveals it in all its ghastly splendour and one finally realizes why it’s described as having been “hand cut and molded from a children’s disney record”.
Well, at least it was done by hand.
November 21, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I don’t think Lady Gaga would even wear this and I think she gets most of her designs from Etsy!! Or at least it looks like it.
November 22, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I like veils and fascinators and small hats. But this is… Simply hideous!
November 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Her white-socked neighbor is asking her to stop sprawling all over the lawn. It’s scaring the kids. And everyone else.
November 23, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I’m sure this is perfect for teabagging for Glenn Beck.
November 27, 2009 at 9:57 pm
A little E Harmony on Regretsy……… this and… well..http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15356132- I think we got a match!!
February 23, 2010 at 6:01 am
Oh my god! Finally a little pet hate of mine has been noticed by others! So many people think that something that has sequins on it is “sequenced”…. it’s sequined, dumbarses! Argh.