Pez de la Nalgas

Priceless view in a room Helen!!! LMAO!!

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how has this not sold yet!

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It’s what’s for dinner…

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jumpin jelly beans! what book was this?

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shitting maggots, check.
maggot eating zombie piranha, check.
parasitic twin, check.
stupid looking hat, check.
ok Valevortex, your custom order is ready.

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looks like that parasitic twin could use a butt shield

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suffering succotash.

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It didn’t make any sense until I saw the coffin in the noose in the background, and then it all came together. It’s like a rebus. Very clever.

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Yes waiter, I’d like to order the organic, parasitic-twin raised, tapeworm-fed grilled salmon, please.

The best “view in a room” EVER!

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rebus no, short bus, yes

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soo… the parasitic twin has parasites… and the fish is eating them from his butt.

makes perfect sense to me.

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nice addiosix- this whole site makes the baby Jesus weep

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Does the baby have tapeworm?

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from the shop home page:

If you want me to paint a portrait of you that will not look like you…

classic

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An image like that at least requires an artist explanation.

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If the discarded book cover on which this is painted is from a copy of Going Rogue, then this painting makes perfect sense.

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#13 NinjaGato :

I do what I can (I know what you mean though! I would NOT want to encounter the person who whipped up these beauties in a desolate alleyway. Yowza. Chop people up and take their spleens as trophies, much?)

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#15 Stingray Charles :

‘Going Rouge: The Whimsicle Years’

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Boy do I disagree with addiosix! I think this obviously is a metaphor for the artworld, artist & viewers. The man uses a muse (aka twin) to express the colorful inner life he experiences (pretty hat). This muse facilitates his expression of inner turmoil (worms) to the world via art (the lovely painting itself). The viewer is the fish who greedily devours the mans art & smugly interprets it for his own use. The artist stares you head on and dares you to interpret your way into your own coffin.

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AKA he wishes you the viewer would die.

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#17 addiosix: LOL@(yes!)work, thanks.

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yeah i’ve spent a little too much time in art theory classes, penultimate in the ‘making up of bullshit as though you can read an artists mind’…

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Crap, maybe that’s all wrong, I think now I’m on board with #15 Stingray Charles. Sarah Palin is behind this!

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This painting needs a little dash of color in the lower right corner, maybe the twins should be wearing Astrid Spats,

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You just made me lie to my kid, Helen. I had to tell him I was giggling uncontrollably over Judge Judy.

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SAY WHAT?

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I think this is on the cover of an Algebra text book, and the “artist” doodled it during class with marker. Then when he got expelled for not paying attention, and, it can only be assumed, his “rebel” attire, he glued the other stuff on.

I’ve seen worse doodled on textbooks in my day. It’s just a phase he’s going through.

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Hey #11, being an art student I actually get what your saying, but what does the flaming hat the twin is wearing represent? Is he perhaps of a spanish, mexican, or south american decent? What bearing does this have on the painting on a whole?

And is it just me or does it look like the first twin is giving his brother a reason to be happy (wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more.. say no more)?

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Here, he is obviously inspired by the “Say What” painting. He’s growing as an artist.

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#25 Stingray Charles :

haha.. I casually had a cup up to my mouth when I read that, and I almost snorted a drink of water up my nose.

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I don’t, it’s just, I am, I’m not….no words.

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I actually really like these. The textures, colors, shapes, and lines are beautiful. The subject matter is striking and surreal, reminiscent of Day of the Dead meets Frida Kahlo. If I had an extra hundred or so bucks, I would buy one of the paintings in his shop that does not involve worm-farts and implied incest between conjoined twins.

Maybe the one with the rooster smoking a cigarette and the fish dangling from a rope.

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#29 Avivafae :

I actually kinda like where #20 (portable wig) was going with the pretty hat theory.

Perhaps it is collective memory instead of individual memory. Thinking about this in the light of a Jungian style collective unconscious, the 6 pink feathers could quite easily be representative of the 6 wives of Henry VIII.

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Perhaps the artist is simply putting out strange art with no real clear meaning, except what the viewer puts to it. That way no one is offended, and someone out there will assign it a meaning which makes them love the art.
Or they’re just a pretentious ass, and I can’t get the meaning of any of these

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Profile says: “My life is based in a true story”
maybe “in” a public bathroom Kamikazee!!

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Brooklyn’s In The House!

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Brown Hanky

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oh, and one of the tags says “outsider art”

to the art students…what is that??

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means “can’t get a gallery showing” Kimmer-G

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#34 WrathOfFoamy :

Oh totally. I think you’re spot on save for I don’t think even that much thought was put into it. When one chooses to paint some conjoined twin crapping ass worms into a fish mouth —

it automatically gets filed into the category of that ’special’ kind of art. Spleen trophy artwork.

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The term outsider art was coined by art critic Roger Cardinal in 1972 as an English synonym for art brut (French: [aʁ bʁyt], “raw art” or “rough art”), a label created by French artist Jean Dubuffet to describe art created outside the boundaries of official culture; Dubuffet focused particularly on art by insane-asylum inmates. – Wikipedia

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Brown hanky art.

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:0

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touche addiosix

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Going to disinfect my eyeballs and roto-root my brain….

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#44 Kamikaze

*blush*
*humble curtsy*
*readies sacrificial offering of 10 penises*

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*Passes Goodness the brain acid*

Try this! It works for homoerotic stories as well!

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wow, pretty snarky. i think its a great narrative piece, as are his other works, a bit illustrative, but none the less falls into a category of art, and doesn’t’ deserve to be among the other crap featured on regretsy, which is generally right on. btw, outsider art is no longer limited to the art of the “insane” but encompasses a larger genre of “uneducated” or “self-taught” artists and often time includes folk art. there are several museums across the nation devoted to outsider art.

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As an advocate of the Butt Worm Aesthetic, I feel that the disjunctive perturbation of the sexual signifier contextualize the eloquence of this piece. With regard to the issue of content, the aura of the biomorphic forms seems very disturbing in light of the remarkable handling of light. I’m surprised that no one’s mentioned yet that the iconicity of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix brings within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtapositions.

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DD and Martini wrote almost the same thing, but only one of them was being funny.

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WAIT A MINUTE. Is there a bear holding a gun in the background of this painting, but painted over?

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#49 huh?
does all that mean you’re a pretentious ass too?

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#49 martini :

I want to sit at the lunch table with you now, pls kthnx. I will share my tasty Little Debbie cookie with you. The one with the frosting inside.

However, you say ‘Butt Worm Aesthetic’ again, I will give you the whole thing.

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I like it

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ROFL #50 martini!
That sounds like some of the bullshit I used to churn out for my “critique papers” in my (required) art history class back when I was an undergrad. You could present me with a stick figure on a piece of looseleaf notebook paper and I’d write a page and a half of pretentious fluff about it. (Professor loved it! I made an A! )

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I like you

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Mmmmmm… Little Debbies…

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#56 hammerhead77 : I may have been your professor.

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#50 martini, rather..

that was weird (I c/p-ed that)

I think fairies are inside of the Wordpress software chewing on the wiring.

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I think we can all agree the hat is FABU!

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Outsider Artist is an artist that has no formal training…AKA Regretsy artist.
Actually very interesting. Art therapy in this area is used in assylums and care center for the mentally ill/challenged.
Some are quite good…
Then some..well…Sombraro

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addiosex, been happening all day, posts mysteriously appear, bumping others down the line, only just saw your pumpkin penis post, for example.

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Very unusual stuff. I have to give it to him for creativity.

#37 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :
Brooklyn’s In The House!

Yes, all the weirdos live here, don’t ya know.

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I like brooklyn

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Soooo the mysterious coffin fish can only be caught with tape worms from a tranvestite with a parasetic twin and a small penis.. good to know for my next deep sea fishing trip.

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From his shop announcement: “If you want me to paint a portrait of you that will not look like you…”

This is what I’ve always wanted.

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#67
Sybil portrait

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#61 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

I think we can all agree the hat is FABU!

Off to request a custom item!

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Maybe I don’t need to request a custom hat! (The antlers are a MAJOR bonus!)

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#6 made me choke on my carrott.HAHAH!

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In the context of art therapy: Art Therapy combines the creative process and psychotherapy, facilitating self-exploration and understanding. Using imagery, colour, and shape as part of this creative therapeutic process, thoughts and feelings may be expressed that would otherwise be difficult to articulate.

Well this would be hard to express or articulate properly, no? ;P But I still don’t understand the artist’s motivation for the subject matter.

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#70 Lara :

Maybe I don’t need to request a custom hat! (The antlers are a MAJOR bonus!)
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Stunning!! It would go great with yellow and lace spats ;P

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shit like this makes me depressed…$100 for a (s)crapped book cover..where am I going wrong????

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Hey, at least this artist admits that if you comission them to do a portrait of you, it’ll not look anything like the photo you sent.
Honesty! love it!

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Arghhh my brain!

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just threw up in my mouth a little…..

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I’m really missing out.

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Cut the price by 90% and I’d buy it.

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If this was cheap, I’d but it for one of the creeps I know. Yeah, I know a few.

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That was some hoe down….

p
x

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Okay.

My first impression was that I liked this.

And then I stared at it for a while, trying to not like it and… The more I look at it, the more I really like it. Haha. Must go look at shop.

: )

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very.very.disturbed.

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I worry about the state of mind of humanity sometimes. I really do.

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#82 I agree. I really like this artist’s work, myself. I probably wouldn’t buy this particular piece, but I’m thinking about buying this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34735511

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Did anyone notice it says “comodo” on the second coffin that’s hanging on the rope? I mean, I was totally getting the painting’s meaning, up until I saw the comodo written… I think I’m so confused I’m not buying it anymore!

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The “View this in a room” was great!

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martini – Are you also an advocate of the Butt Necklace Aesthetic?

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The fish looks like the baby in “Eraserhead.”

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Can someone help the slow girl understand the title, “Pez de la Nalgas”?

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Loosely translated, it means “fish of the butt.”

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#91 STG: Thanks! I thought it meant Pez (the candy) of the butt, as if the parasitic twin’s ass was a Pez dispenser. Duh on me!

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I hadn’t thought of that, Stingray Charles, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Helen was making a pun on that.

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#93 STG: You’re right. Why do you think the standing twin has a Moe Howard hairdo?

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I don’t get the Moe Howard connection (and I’m a big Stooges fan).

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oh dear god and holly hell. *shudder* im sad.. very sad a book was damaged in the process of creating this horrible monstrosity. I collect rare books. kills me to know they probably destroyed something MORE interesting and valuable to make this awful shit.

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I reeally like this one.

But I don’t have any money.

http://ny-image1.etsy.com//il_fullxfull.102934453.jpg

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#88 hammerhead77 : Actually no… I’m an advocate of the Mud Flap Aesthetic… Big difference.

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I have no words.

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#25 Stingray Charles :

This painting needs a little dash of color in the lower right corner, maybe the twins should be wearing Astrid Spats,
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I love you more than there are vaginas on Etsy!

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And yay! Now I am a hugely pregnant guinea pig!

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#100 AA: The feeling’s mutual. And please don’t let your spouse eat your babies.

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Hey they really could be on to something here!! For years we’ve enjoyed corn-fed chicken. So whats wrong with a bit of cornhole fed dogfish??? Although the fish looks more like a shaved otter with Cadillac type aesthetics

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The fish looks kind of like a baby seal. I wonder if I could purchase this and say this is a portrait of my dead baby seal pet?

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Anyone else hungry?

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I’m very upset that I can’t unsee that.

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I went to this guys art show last night and it was amazing. His stuff is shocking and hard to understand, but at the same time it is beautiful and full of talent. He also showed a series of short animated films, and they too were great.

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