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Let’s play a game!

For a while now, I’ve noticed that comments are getting a little screwy – things are out of order, numbers change, and people who have posted with no problem before are suddenly being held in a queue for moderation.

Tonight, Regretsy’s system administrator and all-around awesome mofo Jeremy discovered the reason for this fuckery. Apparently, there was some sort of safe comment moderation enabled, so any comment containing words on a secret dirty list in WordPress were made to wait in the corner, until we let it come out for dinner, and maybe Dancing with the Stars.

Ironic? Like rain on your wedding day!

Here I am, using words like “fuckery” and “puckered blowhole” like they were going out of style, while you’re waiting in line to say “penis”! Oh it made me laugh and (yes!) laugh.

But all good things must come to an end. The safe comment moderation has been partially disabled. You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.

However, I have left up quite a few words that I just don’t care to see here. So we’re going to play a game!

Comment on this post with whatever words you think are in the filter. If you’re right, the comment will not be posted. If you’re wrong, we’ll all see what kind of filth you spew in mixed company.

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523 comments on Let’s play a game!

  1. HypoxicHippo
    November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Hmmm

    Cunt

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  2. creepydolls
    November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    i am up for a game~ twat cunt whore fucker motherfucker cumsucking douchebag

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  3. thehaps
    November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Filed in Jews?????

    anyway…

    cock!

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  4. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Oh my God, that was supposed to be “news”.

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  5. ennuisans
    November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    The provisions of this bill shall not provide for public funding of abortion care, nor shall it allow private insurers to offer abortion care through the publicly funded insurance marketplace.

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  6. yarly
    November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    LOL

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  7. steviesegel
    November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  8. Memory
    November 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    “client server database”
    Google it. See what comes up.

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  9. Knitler Youth
    November 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Cumguzzling cockgobbler.

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  10. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    festering cunt bubble

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  11. ratzojack
    November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Monkey jism on my twat!

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  12. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    Jesus

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  13. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    cocksucker

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  14. beezergee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    often when i wander onto etsy i troll around for whimsicle fuckery on a stick, vagina felted masterpieces, pokemon reusable menstrual pads, random pieces of dead animals, vials filled with atrocious squirrel blood and (yes!) dead baby necklaces. all with zero regret, a belly full of liquor and snarky comments at the ready. oh shit, i forgot… i also look for paintings of demons blowing themselves. thank you etsy for showcasing and thank you regretsy for giving me a forum to laugh till i piss.

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  15. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    Larry King

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  16. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    vagina

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  17. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    faerie

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  18. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    bible

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  19. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    democrat republican

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  20. rotnblue
    November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    jesus christ

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  21. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    bloody boiled bollocks beside bereaved bishops.

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  22. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    Shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat haha

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  23. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm

    anal cyst

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  24. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Sparkle vampires

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  25. Snoodle
    November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    is it…. antiquing?

    Thumb up Thumb down +26

  26. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    twilight

    Thumb up Thumb down +13

  27. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Gordon Brown’s pinche ampolla.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  28. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    RIAA

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  29. beezergee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    oops i played wrong.

    those goddamn twat sucking vampire knobbing asshole licking cock biters ate my sandwich.

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  30. srahfox
    November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Well made, classy, pretty, beautiful, artist, talent

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  31. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Oh, I love a challenge, but I’m wondering if I have the vocabulary…words that Helen Killer doesn’t “care to see here”…I’m guessing it’s not a huge list. I’m guessing the “n” word might be one (it’s a word I don’t like so I won’t use it). In fact I’m thinking most might be slurs, not swears. I’m going to guess faggot, simply because I can’t think of more (and Family Guy is, ironically -pretty sure it’s irony- showing the FCC episode so I’m being affected by that shit in…

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  32. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Britney Spears

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  33. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    lawsuit

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  34. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    DucksNew, I already dropped the N-bomb and it passed through like menstrual blood onto a reusable twilight inspire maxi pad.

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  35. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    boobies – my favorite word :)

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  36. HeebieJeebies
    November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    Sarah Palin
    dingleberry
    smegma
    goddammit

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  37. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    antidisestablishmentarianism

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  38. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    tweet

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  39. qaawale
    November 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Labor Party

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  40. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Kittens

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  41. Calophi
    November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    DucksNew: I don’t think anything on that list is offensive to anyone but Helen Killer. XD They are probably all completely ridiculous.

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  42. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    hand crafted

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  43. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Dyno, yea, it took a long time to write my post because the FCC song came on and I kept hearing the word “penis” and it blocked everything else from my head.

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  44. personalearthquake
    November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    easy bake oven? toe jam? speckled jesus warts and ham?

    fucking sluts and their gawdamned uptight pimps, always be ruining my fucking night.

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  45. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Calophi, maybe we should think of words that don’t offend us?

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  46. personalearthquake
    November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    fluffy clouds?

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  47. dottiebobottie
    November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    Cock garage
    Penis
    Richard Cranium
    Whore
    Hobag
    Cunty
    Palin

    I’ll stop.

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  48. notmyrealname
    November 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Nope. Geez I grew up with three older brothers and I’m stumped!

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  49. al_frank2000
    November 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    “Fuckery”? Hell, motherfuckery!

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  50. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Ducknew, I fucking LOVE Family Guy

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  51. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Vagoo.

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  52. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Ass-rape, horse-cock, pigfucker, skullfuck, suicide, coprophagia, fecalphilia, scheisse, mierda, merde, Chinese fingercuffs, dirty Sanchez, (here come the ethnic slurs, sorry about this), wop, spic, kike, towelhead, dothead, mick, chink, jap, camel jockey, (that was not fun for me), child molester, pedophile, pederast, roofies, (here come the sex words), gangbang, cum, cumslut, bukkake, bareback, twink, dildo, throat fucking, milf, bdsm, buttplug, Dick Cheney.

    That wasn’t easy.

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  53. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  54. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    i know I’ll use nice words things that you wouldnt use to describe something on here – pretty cool amazing great elegant beautiful

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  55. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    anal fissures

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  56. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    well-made

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  57. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Say what.

    Milkshake.

    Yes!

    Scrotum.

    Funbags.

    Cooter.

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  58. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Painful rectal itch.

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  59. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    baby

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  60. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    Are you kidding me? I debased myself and ALL of those words are acceptable? This is pure horse-pucky.

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  61. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    damn it

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  62. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Tampon.

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  63. personalearthquake
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    doggybag? science!

    twinkies? ……PUBIC MOUND.

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  64. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    fistula

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  65. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    I am a lesbian issue LOL. I was going to say Sarah Palin but remembered we had discussed her changing make up and the commemorative ornament to go with it.

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  66. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    religion

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  67. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Dwight Schrute.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  68. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    GOD

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  69. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    darn, heck, golly, gee-wiz

    Thumb up Thumb down +5

  70. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    enema

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  71. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Pubes.

    Cowl.

    Whimsicle.

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  72. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    hairy nipple

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  73. Kelly
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    lol everyone should just post this dictionary: http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/

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  74. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    apple pie

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  75. KittenMttn
    November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Yokoo

    Wait, can we ask for something to be blocked?? ;)

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  76. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Dyno, I love Family Guy too. They need not show surprisingly relevant episodes at the right times, though.

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  77. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Diarrhea.

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  78. beezergee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    SPATS

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  79. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    bukake

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  80. rotnblue
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    fairy faeries squirrel balloon knot

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  81. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    No one has tried bitch yet.

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  82. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    a touch of whimsy

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  83. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    twitter

    twatter

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  84. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Oh my God, you’re all so cold. Though I did block a few that were not on the list for some reason. And it’s not MY list. It’s a WordPress list.

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  85. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Whimsicle cannot ever be blocked. It should be held in high regards, along with fuckery.

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  86. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    tweet

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  87. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    bum hole

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  88. beezergee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    jizz covered muffin tops

    donkey balls

    rectum blisters

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  89. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Wait, the N-bomb was not on the wordpress list?

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  90. justmelissa
    November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    mean rude ignorant insulting inconsiderate disrespectful

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  91. tennessee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    I don’t think there’s word in the english language that could offend Helen. Maybe we should be trying other languages.

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  92. delielly
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    dingleberry, meat curtains, cornhole, brown eye, fingerblaster, blue balls, upcycled… there is so little left to choose from…

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  93. rotnblue
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    republican
    ….and to be fair….
    democrat

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  94. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Well, blow my vacuum…I’m just too tired to think.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  95. beezergee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    pinches tacos en mi culo

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  96. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    fish taco

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  97. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Team Edward.

    Thumb up Thumb down +6

  98. suzette100
    November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    Clustermug, motherfucker, cocksucker, Rush Limbaugh, retard!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  99. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    fellatio, cunnilingus, blow-job,

    fluff my Garfield

    Thumb up Thumb down +4

  100. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    dirty sanchez

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  101. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Anus.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  102. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm

    clit

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  103. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    For the worst I can think of at the moment: frottage, felching, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkin, fisting, goatse, Rep. John Boehner…

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  104. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    My N-bomb disappeared, so I think I got one!

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  105. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    JUSTMELISSA HAS FOUND THE FIRST WORD

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  106. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    woohoo you win!

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  107. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    moist.

    i hate that word.

    Thumb up Thumb down +8

  108. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    tell me what it is…unblock it!

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  109. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    shoot

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  110. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Kathleen, I don’t even know what frottage, felching and blumpkin mean…

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  111. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    pedophilia

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  112. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Does she win a penis pendant?

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  113. justmelissa
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    yay me!

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  114. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    when i saw this game the first thought i had was ‘shitballs!’ while laughing of course!!!! i’m not sure that will cut it though….

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  115. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Ducksnew, felching is sucking semen out of someone’s rectum

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  116. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Holy fuck balls! All of those made it through? What the fuck is in the filter then?

    Titties, dick, oral gratification, bestiality.

    Ack, I feel dirty now.

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  117. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Shit, now I’m curious. I was thinking retarded or retard…but I thought I’d seen them before.

    If nothing else, this thread is expanding my vocab.

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  118. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Probably something like kike or spick won’t go, then, if I spelled them right. Or maybe wop.

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  119. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    gay

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  120. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    scrotum gunt dickie doo choda

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  121. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Gay?

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  122. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Hmmm, it went through. But maybe it’ll disappear.

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  123. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    asshole

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  124. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Dyno, I’m kinda sorry I asked lol.

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  125. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Kathleen, the f-bomb went through but Helen removed it manually

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  126. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    homo

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  127. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Do you want a hint?

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  128. wildcrafter
    November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    rape incest twincest yourmomcest pederasty jellybean sis-boom-bah

    Horatio Hornblower load-thrower corn-grower frock-sewer lawn mower line-toe-er w00t.

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  129. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    someone needs to be more racist? – I aint doin it!

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  130. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Yes, we fucking want a hint! ass

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  131. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Yes hint!

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  132. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Oh, shitballs is a cool word. I’ll have to remember that.

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  133. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    teenthebean, I already dropped the n-bomb. it wasn’t filtered

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  134. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    dingleberries

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  135. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    WordPress is less interested in dirty words than they are with . . .

    spam

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  136. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    beaner

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  137. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    yeah but im talking other stuff

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  138. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    I want to know what justmelissa said lol

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  139. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    penis enlargement

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  140. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    DYNOMOOSE HAS FOUND TWO

    LEXII HAS FOUND ONE

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  141. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    investment????

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  142. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    viagara

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  143. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm
  144. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Yay!

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  145. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Nigerian prince

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  146. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    well i guess you can post porn sites

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  147. wildcrafter
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    ass-haberdashery?

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  148. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    XXX hot babez

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  149. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    oh, and staycation

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  150. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Adjustable rate mortgages..ask me how.

    Would you like to work from home?

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  151. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    chink spook jap – I am NOT racist – just testin the machine!

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  152. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Ducksnew, so close.

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  153. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    damn it.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  154. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    debt consolidation

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  155. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Meet hot chicks now!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  156. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Nigerian lottery…you’re a winner!

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  157. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    LESTER22 KICKING ASS

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  158. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    seXXXXX

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  159. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    webcam

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  160. anti-flamitory
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    fuckity mccockenstein?

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  161. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    wtf i hate you

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  162. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    fuck, which one? I’m trying to think of the comments I see at Cracked.com lol they have like 50% spam

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  163. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Date hot Asians and get breast augmentation while you sell your gold.

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  164. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    GRODELATED TAKING NAMES

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  165. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    credit cards

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  166. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    xxxhot chicks want to fuck you dry

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  167. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    nigeria

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  168. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    You’ve won 5,000,000,000 now give me your bank account information so I can send you a cheque!

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  169. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    oh: slope, gook…

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  170. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    did i get one? woo!

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  171. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Urgent help..you must read email now.

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  172. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    lottery

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  173. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

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  174. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    sweepstakes

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  175. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Had she known that her sister sought to tear her from such prospects and such realities as these, what would have been her sensations? They could have been understood only by her mother, who might have felt nearly the same. Lydia’s going to Brighton was all that consoled her for the melancholy conviction of her husband’s never intending to go there himself. But they were entirely ignorant of what had passed; and their raptures continued with little intermission to the very day of Lydia’s…

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  176. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

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  177. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    claim your reward

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  178. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Sexy singles in your area want to meet you.

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  179. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

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  180. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    Urgent response requires immediately you are pre-approved

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  181. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    congratulations

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  182. wildcrafter
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

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  183. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    CATH OF CANBERRA KILLING IT
    LEXIII EATING YOU FOR BREAKFAST
    LESTER22 SHITTING ALL OVER YOU
    BRANDI797 RIPPING YOU A NEW ONE

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  184. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    I give up

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  185. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    hair loss

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  186. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    You have won the million Euro lottery.

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  187. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    copy-and-pasted from something my spam filter caught:

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    Visa & Master Card accepted.
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    All meds available…BUY NOW…

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  188. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Codeine, Hydrocodone, Vicodin, Xanex, Valuim medications no prescription

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  189. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    LOL…this is killing me lol.

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  190. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    insurance

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  191. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    cheap prescriptions online

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  192. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Dear Friend,
    Good day to you. This may come to you as a surprise but i have come to you with A good heart and for a purpose to fulfill the dieing wish of a lovely and God Fearing Woman.
    I am Katherine Rich, an Author and International Business Woman,born of
    American Parents but presently in Spain for private medical treatment.
    My ordeal with cancer began 10 years ago and soon i was deaf,bald, scrambled, and living in two worlds simultaneously: the world of the ill, of treatments, exhaustion…

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  193. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    hahaha grodelated we were pasting the same one!

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  194. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    …and doctors focused on avoiding malpractice suits; and the “normal” world, where business and Money making mattered. I did all I could but the Devil is alternately wise and wisecracking. My story is the story of a woman who has been brought to her knees several times, only to get up and learn to dance don?t think I have given up though I have given my life to Christ but I still want to do more by giving all I have to the needy as the doctors say that the condition is so bad that I can…

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  195. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    send money Western Union to my 401 address

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  196. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
    OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
    TELEX REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
    TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND
    LAGOS-NIGERIA
    Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
    CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
    Swift Code: BPH KPL PK,
    A/C#: 329606=101244=169=678

    Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/06

    Attn: Honorable Contractor,

    My Name is Director Dr Femi John, Director Telex Remittance Department Central Bank of Nigeria. I was mandated by President Umaru Yar’Adua this morning to personally look into your…

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  197. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    DYNOMOOSE WITH ONE MORE
    CATH OF CANBERRA BACK WITH A VENGEANCE
    LEXIII EATING YOUR ENTRAILS ON WHOLE GRAIN BREAD

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  198. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Bugger….I’m dry.

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  199. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    ie in a matter of days and the pain is just unbearable.

    I Did a contract with the Nigeria Government prior to my been bedridden and the contract sum ($24.2M)is approved by the senate and ready for
    processing and wiring.I cannot do this due to my present situation.I need you to help me collect the money and distribute to charity organisation of your choosing.I have set aside 30% for your time and effort.

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  200. rotnblue
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    hot girls in your area
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    Acai

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  201. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    case file which has been pending for the past 5-10yrs.

    From all indications, their has been several reports coming from innocent men and women that they have been duped by fraudsters and criminals from Nigeria and all part of Africa. These was the reasons why the President him self has appointed me to handle this transaction personally and give him the daily report and ensure that your contract payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria is finally resolve once and for all.

    A part…

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  202. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Reply me with your details Full names,age,address,phone number and occupation if you wish to help me fulfil this charitable task.I will
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    Regards,
    Katherine Rich
    GOD BLESS YOU

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  203. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    hot babes are waiting to talk to you!

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  204. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    You must forward this e-mail to ten other people or instead of good fortune you will be cursed.

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  205. NinjaGato
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I know the worst curse word of them all:

    Ann Coulter.

    Used in a sentence. Hitler was a real Ann Coulter.

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  206. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    payment of $10.7 Million Dollars has already been approved by Mr.President this morning, all you are required to do now is to provide your Bank information where you want your inheritance funds to be transferred into.

    You are required to provide all your information to me via Email below.

    Name:
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    Age:
    Tel:
    Occupation:
    Bank Name:
    Bank Address:
    Account Name:
    Account Number
    Routing/Swift

    Please note that as soon as you provided the required information, our telex…

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  207. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    TEENTHEBEAN WITH ONE

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  208. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    This has turned into a “Spam’s Greatest (s)Hits” comment thread. Scary.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  209. DollarStorePregnancyTest
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    whimsicle

    faerie

    unique

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  210. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    1-800-555-5555

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  211. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    going bald?

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  212. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Wow…I’m impressed that there are a couple of sexual items here that I have no clue what they are! And here I thought I was creative….

    so when do we get to know what the winning word was?

    Oh and BTW…enough fricken yokoo….rrrrrg

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  213. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    department will make the transfer of the $10.7 Million Dollars into your Bank account without any delay. But if you don’t want wire transfer, we can issue you a cerified Bank draft which will be delivered directly to your address. if you prefer this method,kindly provide your full name, address and telephone.

    Regards,

    Dr Femi John
    Director Telex Remittance Department(CBN)

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  214. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Running dry now….did I say Mortgage?

    Refinance

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  215. RoffleWaffle
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    I’m amazed that my find function reveals that nobody has said “carpet muncher” in here yet.

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  216. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Aww, shit McFuckwad I’m getting tired.

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  217. artistamuerta
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    twilight cougar.

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  218. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    what i got one? how the fuck do I do that and not notice ….HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?

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  219. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    AND LEXIII PWNS YOUR SORRY ASSES

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  220. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    re-grow your hair naturally

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  221. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

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  222. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    brandi797: great minds think alike! or, get spam alike.

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  223. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    OMG! Which one did I get???

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  224. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    pwnage!

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  225. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Oh my God, that was fantastic. I need a cigarette.

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  226. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    I need some Mountain Dew.

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  227. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    i’ve got one with non-roman characters in it, not sure if they’ll come through:
    3-4일 정도 발기력이 지속되는 것 같아요.
    여자만 생각해도 발기가 되는 것 같고, 성적 욕구가 생기면 강직도가 장난이 아니네요…
    다시 회춘하여 20대가 된 느낌 입니다.
    정말 좋은 약 이네요. 이번에는 10알짜리 2병 구입할 예정 입니다.

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  228. laurae
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Placenta.

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  229. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm

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  230. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    wanker

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  231. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    you are a winner!

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  232. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    donate me 1 $ via PayPal click on the following link:

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  233. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    He put his nuts on an anvil and hit them with a hammer.

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  234. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    pen1le en1argement pills for free

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  235. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    grodelated, that cracked me up…it’s just a bunch of empty character thingys but it made me lol for real

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  236. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    :( i dunno what i said

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  237. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

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  238. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    shanker

    I sound like Dr. Seuss now.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  239. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    Sexy sparkling vampire rainbow unicorn smile

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  240. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    just found this one…it’s fucked up:

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  241. tennessee
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    cum

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  242. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    skunking

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  243. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Kathleen..David Letterman? LOL

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  244. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    LOL DucksNew

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  245. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    I have no clue

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  246. Dynomoose
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Obama

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  247. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    dirty sanchez ?? was that what i said

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  248. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    I WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAID! :)

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  249. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    Lexii, yep. Watching David Letterman

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  250. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    flatulence

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  251. RoffleWaffle
    November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Helen Killer is a whimsical woman.

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  252. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Bet your vibrating underpants I am.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  253. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    DucksNew: i’m glad you’re so easily entertained by empty characters. :)
    also the spam you posted was gross. but still, LOL.

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  254. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Lexiii you have a real gift for this.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  255. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Stephen Colbert

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  256. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    I’m gifted.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  257. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    vibrating pocket rocket with attachable bunny ears.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  258. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    terrorist

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  259. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    grod, I copied it from the comments section at Cracked.com. That site is the spammiest I’ve ever seen

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  260. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    Edward Cullen is now following you on Twitter.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  261. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    bomb

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  262. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm

    My yahoo acct gets lots of spam.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  263. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    I think Lexii is a secret spammer lol

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  264. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Shhh!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  265. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Keep her on it all night! Women love it bigger!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  266. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    I will give you free money http://www.freemoney.com

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  267. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Lexii, it’s funny because my Yahoo gets very little spam, but my hotmail gets a ton. I’ve essentially stopped using the hotmail altogether

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  268. hammerhead77
    November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Manchester United
    Duke Blue Devils

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  269. lester22
    November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    My final salvo:

    Carrie Prejean, Carmen Electra, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Vince Neil, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Dustin Diamond, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Joanie Laurer, me.

    Aaaaaaaand….I’m spent.

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  270. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Hot Russian Mail-order brides

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  271. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    I use yahoo for my free samples and contests and shit.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  272. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    HLRpay.com

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  273. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    diploma college, enlarge, prostate gland, live cams, free

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  274. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    reading spam is too depressing. here’s my last attempt:

    Greetings to you.

    It is my pleasure to communicate with you on this fruitfull transaction. I am Mr jacob williams, an accountant in the auditting and accounting section of our bank here in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.

    With due respect and regards I wish to seek your urgent partnership to transfer the sum of Eight Million Four Hundred U.S Dollars (U.S8.4M) from our bank to your own bank account. This money belongs to a deceased…

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  275. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    New York Yankees (and if it isn’t blocked it should be)

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  276. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    These days I wish the Cleveland Browns were blocked.

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  277. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Hey watch that! I won’t take no Yankee hating.

    Thumb up Thumb down -1

  278. hammerhead77
    November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Yes, Helen, go block NY Yankees, Manchester United, and Duke Blue Devils. Tx! ;)

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  279. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    whore

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  280. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Block the Browns for Kathleen. And block Detroit Lions too because no one should have to watch that.

    Thumb up Thumb down +2

  281. springdelight
    November 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    donkey punch

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  282. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    bitch bastard dick testicles

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  283. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    Free spyware anti-virus scan. Clean your computer now.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  284. hammerhead77
    November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    I don’t think any of the whore/ho/hobag/pimp/skank type of words are blocked or I would not have been able to write that little (fairy) tale about the fairy hooker in a previous thread.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  285. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    crikey!!!!!!

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  286. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    God Bless America!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  287. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    okay, i wasn’t quite done. i found some more that amuse me:

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  288. hammerhead77
    November 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    Actually, Helen should not block any of the sports teams. I may just have a wee bit of free time tomorrow in which I may just be inspired to Photoshop a special line of butt necklaces featuring their logos. :D

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  289. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    nice…290 comments in 3 hrs

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  290. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    i can’t believe i’m still trying…
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  291. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    i vote we block all sports and sports teams. there’s no need for that kind of language. this is a family site. :)

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  292. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    hammerhead77: if you do the butt necklace thing, i’d support a temporary suspension of the sports ban.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  293. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    How many available blocked words are there?

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  294. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Hammer, please do the Redskins.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  295. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    pussy ?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  296. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    wait.. PST….1 hr!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  297. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    I used to weigh 300 pounds and be lonely until I went to miraclediet.com and had a colon cleanse and ate only acai berries and now I am slim and found the man of my dreams.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  298. chicaflamenca
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Enlarge your penis, all without a mandrel. Felted twat. Shit beads. Horse beans.

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  299. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    I still don’t know what my first block was

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  300. Stingray Charles
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Cleveland steamer, hot Carl, Boston pancake, rusty trombone, tea bag, Cincinatti bowtie, Joe Lieberman…

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  301. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Free colon cleanse…view pics now!

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  302. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Tea bagger

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  303. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    whimsical rimjob ?

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  304. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Michelle Bachmann

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  305. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    The words are running together. I’m pretty sure bastard is in here somewhere.

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  306. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    This has to be getting close to being the longest thread on here

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  307. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    To enable us confirm your details, you are here-by required to urgently contact us with your details as follows;

    1. Your Full Name
    2. Your Contact address
    3. Your telephone numbers
    4. Your sex
    5. Your age
    6. Your occupation

    You are to indicate the payment option of your choice from the list of payment options below;
    1. Payment Via Confirmed Certified Cashier Check
    2. Payment via Confirmed and Certified ATM/Debit Card
    3. Payment via Confirmed and Certified Money Order
    4. Receive…

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  308. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    clitoral hootenany ? (aren’t you glad i have an ad now?)

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  309. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Bill O’Reilly Glenn Beck

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  310. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    Hammerhead, I can’t do it. The Yankees are my boys.

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  311. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    exposed clitoratti.

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  312. redseaglass
    November 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    **TWILIGHT**

    if not, please consider it…

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  313. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    recessionista

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  314. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Free bailout money.

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  315. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Kathleen, that NEEDS to be blocked. It needs to be taken to the woods and shit like a rabid retriever.

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  316. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    marijuana

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  317. Helen Killer
    November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Hammerhead, we may be removing the butt necklace. We got a request to take it down, but we can’t verify if it’s the seller. Sometimes people pretend to be the seller to start trouble.

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  318. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    shot, not shit…dammit…

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  319. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    free Government grant money

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  320. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I recently wanted to make some extra income so I looked back into it. I’m glad I came across this website http://bit.ly/FreeCoachNOW

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  321. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    DucksNew: shit like a rabid retriever?

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  322. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Natural Cures they don’t want you to know about.

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  323. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    social security number ssn
    new moon
    enlarge
    throbbing
    erection
    vampire
    tootsie pop

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  324. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    I hate when I shit like a rabid retriever. Usually means I ate something too spicy.

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  325. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Well, I sure am glad I showed the butt necklace to my boyfriend before it was taken down!

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  326. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    I corrected myself a few posts down…I’ve got a headache. Not thinking right I guess. In my defense, “I” and “O” are right next to each other on the keyboard.

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  327. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    abortion

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  328. Lexiii
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Helen, I love you even more now.

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  329. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    my boyfriend is a butt necklace

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  330. hammerhead77
    November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Aw, darn.
    I guess that means I’ll have to make and model my own line of sports-related butt necklaces, huh? How much is an ad on this site again? :)

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  331. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Get your free $1000 Wal-Mart gift card!

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  332. beqi
    November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Nigerian lottery

    Neverland Ranch

    NAMBLA

    cum-guzzling gutter slut

    Mission accomplished.

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  333. ainotna
    November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    BHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHA alright how about “cunt”

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  334. brandi797
    November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    is it really a necklace if its around your butt? wouldnt that make it an asslace?

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  335. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Free emoticons…is your smiley boring? Download now!

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  336. ainotna
    November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    kike jew bitch! how bout that?

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  337. ainotna
    November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    damn… spic? is spic on the list?

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  338. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Tardy to the party?

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  339. prosilire
    November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    I can only imagine that you would have blocked hate words like…

    N-WORD (which I won’t even type ’cause it hurts me)

    BUSH as in George W.

    Hmmm…

    KATHY LEE GIFFORD ?

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  340. ainotna
    November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    okay… It’s time to bring out the big dirty guns… Hillary Clinton?

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  341. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    All the slurs have been covered.

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  342. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    This has been a bucket of ass monkey fun and there are definitely a few here that could maybe use to be on a filter list but I might have to duck out. So many laughs but I just don’t know what the crunk is blocked…

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  343. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    kay well I think we’ve established that we can pretty much say whatever the fuck we want :)

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  344. redseaglass
    November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    google

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  345. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    oop was wrong – i got blocked WOOHOO!

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  346. pleasedontpickme
    November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    cumdumpster

    twatwaffle

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  347. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    If it’s not spam.

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  348. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    What did you say?

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  349. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    lexapro prozac beelzebub plavix testicular viacom
    i need a second beer dammit anyone have a fat tire to spare?

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  350. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    two blocks i just noticed yippie!

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  351. martini
    November 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    I can’t believe I missed out on all the fun… this is so hardcore.

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  352. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    i wrote an email address and the other was me just writing the same blurb with a link over and over like 20 times

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  353. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    too much work

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  354. quantuminsanity
    November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    wait… so people comment, and if the word is blocked the comment doesn’t show up…
    so how do we know what the words were….?

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  355. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    this is the most entertaining thread ever. you guys make me LOL. (you even make me *type* “LOL”, which i’ve never done non-ironically before tonight.) i’m going to bed, and when i wake up i expect to see a comprehensive list of all the words in the filter!

    here’s my parting shot:
    v1agra vi4gra b1ue pi11 h0es tw4t nud3 t0tally h0tt p0rnst4ar an4l ana1 XXXXX-r4ted cheap refinancing credit card stock tips…

    um… Rachael Ray?

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  356. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    I’ve got one that should be on every list…
    rape
    let’s see if it blocks…

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  357. regretmenot
    November 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Ug…Rachael Ray should be blocked. I can no longer stomach her or her 30 minute food mutilations.

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  358. Ghost Righter
    November 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    Holy shirt- I did not think it was possible for me to laugh any harder at this site. My two cents are:

    meecrob
    Barbara Streisand

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  359. martini
    November 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Beastiality

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  360. Teenthebean
    November 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Michael Jackson ?

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  361. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    damn my fantabulous spam blocker

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  362. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    get extra inches

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  363. hipmommie2
    November 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    DP?

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  364. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Are you ready to have the most amazing time? Hot singles in your local area

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  365. Kathleen
    November 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Gah. It’s going on 1 AM here. It’s been fun. Peace out.

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  366. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    want to meet hot singles? does a retriever shit in the woods?

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  367. randomlygenerated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    This is why I love Regretsy.

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  368. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    randomly, the whimsicle fuckery?

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  369. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    AskAboutED

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  370. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    Rape, dyke, shiteater, rusty trombone, ignoramus, anal, titties, dong, bong, weed, hashish, opium, heroin, crack, smack, butt secks, snuff, vivisection, cannibalism, cannabis, whore, ho, hooker, pimp, feces, fecal, fetish, Monroe transfer, dirty milkshake, goatse, tub girl, two girls one cup (please don’t google those unless you want nightmares), and finally, in honor of Arrested Development, Analrapist

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  371. smashz
    November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    boustrophedonic

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  372. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    (tadalafil)

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  373. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Manscaping.

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  374. smashz
    November 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    spyware

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  375. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    Menstruating

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  376. grodelated
    November 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    DucksNew: don’t you mean “does a retriever *shot* in the woods?” :)

    and that reminds me: cumsh0t, cumm, cUm, titz, titti3s, dr1pping p3nises, coxx, c0xxx, c0XXX, C0XXXXX!!!!

    okay, now i’m really leaving. see you guys in the morning.

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  377. DucksNew
    November 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    grod, I was playing off my earlier typo…

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  378. smashz
    November 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    cheap rolex

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  379. portable wig
    November 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    shamwow

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  380. smashz
    November 19, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Family Circus

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  381. Laudanum
    November 19, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    COCK-BLISTERING-GLITTER-WANK-HELL-GUTTERFELCHING-WHORES-FUCKING-YOUR-MOTHER-UNTIL-SHE-BLEEDS-LIKE-A-STUCK-CUNTPIG.

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  382. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    George W Bush

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  383. Laudanum
    November 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    May you find your cock stuck inside a diseased gonorrhoea infested maggot chewing dog fucking cat-piss drinking slaghole.

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  384. Laudanum
    November 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    COCK-MUNCHING-SNATCH-BATTERING-TWAT-RIPPING-BALL-CHEWING-PISS-GARGLING-CHRIST-RAPING-SLAGDAMNED-VOMIT-EATING-SONOVACUNT

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  385. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    ohh…. surprising.

    “as a busy mum”

    ?

    thats pretty much a swear word, or swear phrase

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  386. shitley
    November 19, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Ladyberries

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  387. Petite
    November 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    cupcake

    rokali

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  388. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Reseller?

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  389. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Lolita

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  390. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Bugger, buggering

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  391. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    BONER!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  392. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    Terrorist

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  393. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    pre-cum

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  394. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Bumping

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  395. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Douche bag!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  396. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    XXX Hot Chicks

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  397. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Martha Stewart

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  398. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Hmmmm… Everyone has covered so much and then some… I have no clue!

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  399. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    orgasm

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  400. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    sheep fucker

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  401. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    bastard, race wars, pornography, porn, terrorist, government, conspiracy, hello kitty, pudding pops.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  402. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    blowjob

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  403. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Crappy Etsy crafts?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  404. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    diddler, twiddler, fiddler, ass tickler…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  405. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    featured seller

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  406. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    fisting

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  407. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Excrement, fellatio, hamster sex, bunny fluffing, fish fucking, fisting…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  408. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    Please don’t discuss this in the Etsy forums, as it is considered a form of calling-out

    Thumb up Thumb down +3

  409. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    pear pimples, duck dimples, hairy nipples…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  410. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Please Do Not Call Out Etsy Sellers. Please read the TOU. This thread is closed. Play Nice.

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  411. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    oh #408 you beat me!

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  412. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    ihatecowls, they say great minds think alike… I won’t finish that quote ;P

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  413. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    spank the monkey

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  414. everydaymama
    November 19, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Celine Dion! Now that should be one on the list!!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  415. sbarnes2
    November 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Eugenics!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  416. Kater
    November 19, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    twimom

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  417. studiorose
    November 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    Have you a photo?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  418. stphjay
    November 19, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    Edward Cullen Sparkle Pony Cougar Twilight Vibrator?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  419. prairiefire
    November 19, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Michael Moore’s sand encrusted glass vagina

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  420. theladywench
    November 19, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    Cock, Balls?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  421. worldfamousfudgy
    November 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Dare i post the n-word? I KNOW that is on the list, right?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  422. worldfamousfudgy
    November 19, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    I can’t believe sheep fucker made it on the OK list! There IS hope for humanity…

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  423. kaydove
    November 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    Helen Killer

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  424. HostessVo
    November 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    settle by providing your ssn

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  425. Lara
    November 19, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Jesus on a laptop, Helen Killer! This challenge is like putting a trough of menstrual blood in front of a pack of wild Etsy crafters!!

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  426. Lara
    November 19, 2009 at 11:26 pm
  427. customisedfeltvagina
    November 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    feminist ?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  428. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    Maria

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  429. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Gift Guide

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  430. pauldodo
    November 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Awwww, I go to bed cos it’s night time here, and I wake to this!

    Unfair….. bugger!

    p
    x

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  431. ihatecowls
    November 19, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    horse cock sucker

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  432. jenne
    November 19, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    Santorum!

    Thumb up Thumb down +1

  433. mulene
    November 20, 2009 at 1:18 am

    Arse bollocks butt

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  434. RoffleWaffle
    November 20, 2009 at 1:38 am

    I think Millhouse should be banned on principal.

    While we’re at it, RON PAUL IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

    Hmmm. Proust. Ayn Rand. Virginia Wolf. Maya Angelou. Margaret Atwood.

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  435. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    November 20, 2009 at 1:41 am

    Free Shipping

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  436. lleah
    November 20, 2009 at 1:44 am

    For the love of all things holy, what is wrong with you people? Have you no sense of decency? I am thoroughly offended by this thread and am praying to our beloved dear sweet Baby Jesus to bless you all and keep you from harming my children amen.

    Sincerely,
    Lleah

    PS: Monkeyvagina asspiston Wankle rotary engine Glenn Beck felchburgler fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my Tourettes is out of hand help me baby jesus….

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  437. lleah
    November 20, 2009 at 1:52 am

    Well goddammit. I thought for sure it was Glenn Beck.

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  438. aka_rosebud
    November 20, 2009 at 2:18 am

    Tom Cruise

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  439. RandomAnon
    November 20, 2009 at 3:14 am

    where did my all my posts go did you delete them?

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  440. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 3:27 am

    skunking

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  441. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 3:27 am

    phew, i’m glad

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  442. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 3:39 am

    #9: Knitler Youth: Forgive the lateness of my reply. Yes?

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  443. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 3:49 am

    regretmenot: apologies, just saw “skunking” in your post a few hundred back. Who the hell reads 400+ posts?

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  444. jeffreyrcarey
    November 20, 2009 at 4:07 am

    Blogger
    Gandi
    Posterous
    LiveJournal
    Moxietype
    MySpace
    Open Diary
    Skyrock
    Tumblr
    TypePad
    Typo
    Vox
    Windows Live Spaces
    Wordpress.com
    Xanga

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  445. jeffreyrcarey
    November 20, 2009 at 4:12 am

    Apache Roller
    b2evolution
    blosxom
    Dotclear
    DotNetNuke
    Drupal
    Frog CMS
    Elgg
    Habari
    HelixBlog
    Jaws
    Joomla!
    Livejournal
    LifeType
    Movable Type
    Nooto
    Nucleus CMS
    PivotX
    Serendipity
    SimpleLog
    Slash
    Subtext
    Textpattern
    Thingamablog
    Typo
    Postview

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  446. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 4:31 am

    jeffreycarey you make my heart beat so…….

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  447. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 4:34 am

    “You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.”

    Tried…hard…mouth full…

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  448. Lexiii
    November 20, 2009 at 4:35 am

    More fucking owls on the fucking front page today.

    Thumb up Thumb down 0

  449. beadingoff
    November 20, 2009 at 5:38 am

    Jesus Christ, Our Lord, is Savior. Just kidding.

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  450. beadingoff
    November 20, 2009 at 5:41 am

    Classy, elegant, exquisite, awesome, beautiful

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  451. beadingoff
    November 20, 2009 at 5:44 am

    dreamy Pattinson?

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  452. Vmp
    November 20, 2009 at 6:26 am

    choda
    bologne

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  453. fiery_fly_femme
    November 20, 2009 at 6:28 am

    anne coulter
    bill o’reilly
    glenn beck
    brit hume
    sean hannity
    rush limbaugh
    lou dobbs
    televangelist

    ok, i need to go wash my hands, now…

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  454. moi
    November 20, 2009 at 6:53 am

    I was going to run through this and see what interesting things everyone had to say. I only got to #10 before I had to stop for fear of ruining my appetite for my yummy asiago cheese bagel with garden vegetable shmear. will come back later and see what fuckery everyone has come up with.

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  455. jeffreyrcarey
    November 20, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Kamikaze – …whimsicly?

    terrorist
    jihad
    darn
    grunties
    i give up!

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  456. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 20, 2009 at 7:44 am

    jefferycarey: verily. i never give up.

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  457. Gift Flops
    November 20, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Mr. Whoo Dilly, Mrs. Cha Cha, Va-jay-jay, orgasm, cum, douch canoe

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  458. AnonymousBastard
    November 20, 2009 at 8:16 am

    I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.

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  459. Stingray Charles
    November 20, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Dick Cheney is recovering at his Wyoming ranch from elective surgery, after having several ribs removed so he could preform auto-fellatio. “When we were in office together, W. was always under my desk with his face in my lap, giving head like a pro,” Cheney said. “I miss the daily BJ’s and Lynne won’t go down on me, she’s too fucking uptight. My father raised me to be self sufficient, he used to say ‘sometimes you have to hunt for your dinner, and sometimes you have to suck your own cock…

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  460. bamboo
    November 20, 2009 at 8:27 am

    cumstain, alter boy, pimply pussy,dickbag,cum sucker, glory hole, puss, cum dump, nun licker, skank, tramp, pussy sore, cock wart, pube, pubic, semen, ass bandit, twat tickler, vaginal wart, scrotum, pit hair, bush, nappy haired ho, cocksucker, dick licker, ass rimmer, twat sucker, period blood, menstrate, cock stroker, vagina, ball sweat, dick cheese, rectum, rectal wart, ass hair, tit, nipple hair, vulva, dick head, tit jam, smelly vag, precum, juicy hole, yeast infection, warm and moist, xxx,

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  461. bamboo
    November 20, 2009 at 8:36 am

    gerbil, ball sack, porn, suck, jism, baby batter, tampax, condom, rubber, cock ring, chastity bono, pimp, trollop, laura bush, pubic, pelvis, anal beads, fart, cuntilicious, testicle, foreskin, hard on, woody, erection, ejaculation, wad, urine, clot, blow job, genital wart, hairy balls, jock itch, pussy sweat, sphincter, jockstrap, lube, ky, greasy pole, fist fuck, handjob, anal sex, 69, kiddie porn, vaginal discharge, bleeding hole, tight hole, loose vagina, cock slave, cumdump

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  462. bamboo
    November 20, 2009 at 8:41 am

    i can’t believe with all the filth i wrote that it posted. cuz i am not as much of a pig as i thought :)

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  463. Not Me
    November 20, 2009 at 9:11 am

    #25 – Woot! :D

    My guesses:
    daffodil, Rush Limbaugh, twimom

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  464. Not Me
    November 20, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Queef?

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  465. Not Me
    November 20, 2009 at 9:14 am

    silky love gun

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  466. MrsMelvin
    November 20, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Oh my god. This site is my reason for living. :) OH, and PENIS!

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  467. hcmom
    November 20, 2009 at 9:43 am

    “Irregardless”

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  468. fancy spatula
    November 20, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Verisimilitude.

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  469. bamboo
    November 20, 2009 at 10:05 am

    wait, my last post did not show!! yippeee :) piggy status returned!

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  470. QiWhiz
    November 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

    470 comments? Best topic ever.

    Fuzzy bunnies
    Butterflies and rainbows

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  471. plusonetwo
    November 20, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Vaginal blood fart

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  472. plusonetwo
    November 20, 2009 at 10:47 am

    Oh, and to top comment #467: Disirregardless

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  473. vangoghbabe
    November 20, 2009 at 10:53 am

    I refuse to read all 400+ comments….took the day off, slept in and here I am…addicted.

    however, CANNONBALL!!!

    We do not engage in spam practices or share or sell personal information to third parties, period.
    To be immediately removed from our contact records, please use this safe unsubscribe link.

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  474. gazoo
    November 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    twatwaffle, cum-guzzling cuntstick, nancy pee-pansy

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  475. Christy
    November 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    You can just use stars so that your foul language gets posted anyway… for example, c*unt, even though that one is apparently allowed.

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  476. duckalicious
    November 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    holy mother of fuck, this is one amazing game! I won’t be able to sleep tonight though, I’m so fucking curious!

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  477. Hexefrau
    November 20, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Cumdumpster. Dick Cheney. Republican. Libertarian. Fox News. Team Jacob. Team Edward. TwiHard. TwiHard 2 Electric Boogaloo. TwiHard with a Vengeance. I TwiSoHard at this game and fail?

    -J

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  478. RosesToeses
    November 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Dingleberry

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  479. PenGwen
    November 20, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    How about the title of a song, “Hot Shaved Asian Teens”?

    Otherwise the two most obscene things I can think of a Babyfurs and Hitlerslash.

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  480. ShannonMichele
    November 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Dammit fuck my asshole

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  481. ShannonMichele
    November 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    I give up.

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  482. Kathleen
    November 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Thank Jesus Hussein Christ this thread is still going. My dream, though, is to be comment #666.

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  483. rachell elizabeth
    November 20, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    wowww. well that’s the worst i could come up with!

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  484. The Blue Kraken
    November 20, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    well i think ive seen about every curse word i ever knew thought i knew and didnt know .. this thread made me cry and piss my pants laughing

    hm i don’t think i can come up with one someone hasnt said but hey.. almost 500 posts for one thread. I think that’s the most EVER

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  485. Kathleen
    November 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    And I second that no one should google Tub girl or Two Girls One Cup, unless you really want to be scarred for life. I’ve made that mistake.

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  486. trashtramp
    November 20, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Monkey nipples?

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  487. vangoghbabe
    November 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    #480
    lubricunt, I mean lubricate

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  488. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Kamikaze..no apologies needed. I only skimmed the posts. Repeats are bound to happen…by now.

    Heh..Electric Boogaloo made me snort laugh. I had heard those words in like…ages.

    hot leprechauns in your area

    unicorn porn

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  489. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    *hadn’t* heard those words…darn my work fogged mind.

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  490. vangoghbabe
    November 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    there’s unicorn porn??

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  491. Kathleen
    November 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Hot XXX faeries and sexy unicorns want to fuck you.

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  492. vangoghbabe
    November 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    verisimilitude

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  493. RJDaae
    November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    My post disappeared!

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  494. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    I dunno if there’s unicorn porn or not…I’m sure as zark not going to Google it lest I burn out my retinas. I just couldn’t think of anything I hadn’t typed yet.

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  495. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    long rod Von hugendong

    ass-less chaps

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  496. Cath of Canberra
    November 20, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Regretmenot: http://www.worlddreambank.org/U/UNICORGY.HTM

    If only they’d posted it on etsy, it would be perfect.

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  497. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I’m afraid to look. Will I go blind?

    Must….not…click….link.

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  498. regretmenot
    November 20, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Oh my freakin’ God….people will sculpt anything….and I mean anything.

    I’m gonna go gouge my eyes out now…

    or read a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

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  499. jwheeler
    November 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    whimsicle

    Andy Dick

    gonorrhea

    ??

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  500. Cath of Canberra
    November 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Are we going to find out the answer, ever?

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  501. Kathleen
    November 20, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    #496 why did you make us look at that?

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  502. mommaroach
    November 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    antiquing or daffodils

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  503. Leans Left
    November 20, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Shitzu

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  504. Leans Left
    November 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    fuck

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  505. fifi-leCroc
    November 21, 2009 at 12:15 am

    ummmmm did I get one? Saw my post then it vanished…..I think….

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  506. duckalicious
    November 21, 2009 at 1:53 am

    uggs

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  507. Naveedess
    November 21, 2009 at 6:46 am

    “#498 regretmenot :Oh my freakin’ God….people will sculpt anything….and I mean anything.

    I’m gonna go gouge my eyes out now…

    or read a Calvin and Hobbes comic.” <– Hooray for palette cleansers!

    I myself prefer Parry Gripp videos.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/parrygripp?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/11/X2F4EFYM_MA

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  508. Pytt
    November 21, 2009 at 8:02 am

    # Cath of Canberra. what the hell! a wimsicle statue that will be the highlight of any classy dinner table. truly an (yes) awesome conversation piece that will fascinate your guests for hours. delivered in a clear plastic box.

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  509. Pytt
    November 21, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Fox News

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  510. Meechity
    November 21, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    As my first comment on Regretsy, I’d like to offer up following socio-sensitive terms in an attempt to trigger the Block-o-tron:

    KKK
    password
    child pornography
    terrorist
    bomb
    atheist
    kill the president

    Have a fucktacular day!

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  511. SueR
    November 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    moist

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  512. sol2squeze
    November 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    First!

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  513. priceless
    November 23, 2009 at 1:00 am

    Hmmm let’s see…

    unfair, judgment, dreadlocks, lol, shame on you, April Winchell, aaaand… priceless?!

    Figured all the potty mouth and spam words have been long exhausted by now.

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  514. priceless
    November 23, 2009 at 1:42 am

    shit…nope. How boout: offended?

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  515. kanna
    November 23, 2009 at 5:52 am

    Bella Swan

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  516. BillsBayou
    November 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Turd Burgler

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  517. QueenQuill
    November 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    Well FFS. I give up. :P

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  518. QueenQuill
    November 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    =O I think one of my comments was blocked…yay! xD

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  519. cptfknvicious
    November 26, 2009 at 1:40 am

    words i wasn’t able to use in some online gaming:

    puter japanese mexi jew tweeter kyke

    here goes! fucktards away!

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  520. mystic_eye_cda
    November 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm

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  521. menofacertainrage
    October 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    gore. bush. clinton. cheney.

    lockbox.

    systemic maggots.

    guacamole weevils.

    thrud.

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  522. Kitt N.
    May 7, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    UNIQUE

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  523. lipstick_hearts_n_candy
    July 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    :D

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