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Let’s play a game!
520 comments
For a while now, I’ve noticed that comments are getting a little screwy – things are out of order, numbers change, and people who have posted with no problem before are suddenly being held in a queue for moderation.
Tonight, Regretsy’s system administrator and all-around awesome mofo Jeremy discovered the reason for this fuckery. Apparently, there was some sort of safe comment moderation enabled, so any comment containing words on a secret dirty list in WordPress were made to wait in the corner, until we let it come out for dinner, and maybe Dancing with the Stars.
Ironic? Like rain on your wedding day!
Here I am, using words like “fuckery” and “puckered blowhole” like they were going out of style, while you’re waiting in line to say “penis”! Oh it made me laugh and (yes!) laugh.
But all good things must come to an end. The safe comment moderation has been partially disabled. You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.
However, I have left up quite a few words that I just don’t care to see here. So we’re going to play a game!
Comment on this post with whatever words you think are in the filter. If you’re right, the comment will not be posted. If you’re wrong, we’ll all see what kind of filth you spew in mixed company.
Nov 19, 20098:09 pm
i am up for a game~ twat cunt whore fucker motherfucker cumsucking douchebag
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Nov 19, 20098:09 pm
anyway…
cock!
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Nov 19, 20098:10 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:11 pm
LOL
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Nov 19, 20098:11 pm
spooge
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Nov 19, 20098:12 pm
“client server database”
Google it. See what comes up.
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Nov 19, 20098:12 pm
Cumguzzling cockgobbler.
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Nov 19, 20098:13 pm
festering cunt bubble
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Nov 19, 20098:13 pm
Monkey jism on my twat!
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Nov 19, 20098:13 pm
Jesus
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Nov 19, 20098:14 pm
cocksucker
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Nov 19, 20098:14 pm
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Larry King
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Nov 19, 20098:14 pm
vagina
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faerie
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Nov 19, 20098:16 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:17 pm
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jesus christ
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Nov 19, 20098:19 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:19 pm
RIAA
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Nov 19, 20098:20 pm
oops i played wrong.
those goddamn twat sucking vampire knobbing asshole licking cock biters ate my sandwich.
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Nov 19, 20098:20 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:20 pm
Oh, I love a challenge, but I’m wondering if I have the vocabulary…words that Helen Killer doesn’t “care to see here”…I’m guessing it’s not a huge list. I’m guessing the “n” word might be one (it’s a word I don’t like so I won’t use it). In fact I’m thinking most might be slurs, not swears. I’m going to guess faggot, simply because I can’t think of more (and Family Guy is, ironically -pretty sure it’s irony- showing the FCC episode so I’m being affected by that shit in…
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Nov 19, 20098:20 pm
Britney Spears
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Nov 19, 20098:21 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:21 pm
DucksNew, I already dropped the N-bomb and it passed through like menstrual blood onto a reusable twilight inspire maxi pad.
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Nov 19, 20098:21 pm
boobies – my favorite word 
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Nov 19, 20098:21 pm
Sarah Palin
dingleberry
smegma
goddammit
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Nov 19, 20098:21 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:22 pm
tweet
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Nov 19, 20098:22 pm
Labor Party
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Nov 19, 20098:23 pm
Kittens
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Nov 19, 20098:23 pm
DucksNew: I don’t think anything on that list is offensive to anyone but Helen Killer. XD They are probably all completely ridiculous.
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Nov 19, 20098:23 pm
hand crafted
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Nov 19, 20098:24 pm
Dyno, yea, it took a long time to write my post because the FCC song came on and I kept hearing the word “penis” and it blocked everything else from my head.
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Nov 19, 20098:24 pm
easy bake oven? toe jam? speckled jesus warts and ham?
fucking sluts and their gawdamned uptight pimps, always be ruining my fucking night.
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Nov 19, 20098:24 pm
Calophi, maybe we should think of words that don’t offend us?
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Nov 19, 20098:24 pm
fluffy clouds?
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Nov 19, 20098:24 pm
Cock garage
Penis
Richard Cranium
Whore
Hobag
Cunty
Palin
I’ll stop.
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Nov 19, 20098:25 pm
Nope. Geez I grew up with three older brothers and I’m stumped!
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Nov 19, 20098:25 pm
“Fuckery”? Hell, motherfuckery!
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
Ducknew, I fucking LOVE Family Guy
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
Vagoo.
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
That wasn’t easy.
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
Feminist
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
i know I’ll use nice words things that you wouldnt use to describe something on here – pretty cool amazing great elegant beautiful
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Nov 19, 20098:26 pm
anal fissures
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Nov 19, 20098:27 pm
well-made
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Nov 19, 20098:27 pm
Say what.
Milkshake.
Yes!
Scrotum.
Funbags.
Cooter.
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Nov 19, 20098:27 pm
Painful rectal itch.
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Nov 19, 20098:27 pm
baby
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
damn it
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
Tampon.
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
doggybag? science!
twinkies? ……PUBIC MOUND.
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
fistula
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
I am a lesbian issue LOL. I was going to say Sarah Palin but remembered we had discussed her changing make up and the commemorative ornament to go with it.
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Nov 19, 20098:28 pm
religion
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
GOD
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
darn, heck, golly, gee-wiz
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
enema
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
Pubes.
Cowl.
Whimsicle.
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
hairy nipple
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
lol everyone should just post this dictionary: http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
apple pie
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Nov 19, 20098:29 pm
Yokoo
Wait, can we ask for something to be blocked?? 
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
Dyno, I love Family Guy too. They need not show surprisingly relevant episodes at the right times, though.
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
Diarrhea.
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
SPATS
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
bukake
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:30 pm
No one has tried bitch yet.
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Nov 19, 20098:31 pm
a touch of whimsy
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Nov 19, 20098:31 pm
twatter
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Nov 19, 20098:31 pm
Oh my God, you’re all so cold. Though I did block a few that were not on the list for some reason. And it’s not MY list. It’s a WordPress list.
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Nov 19, 20098:31 pm
Whimsicle cannot ever be blocked. It should be held in high regards, along with fuckery.
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Nov 19, 20098:31 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:32 pm
Wait, the N-bomb was not on the wordpress list?
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Nov 19, 20098:32 pm
mean rude ignorant insulting inconsiderate disrespectful
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Nov 19, 20098:32 pm
I don’t think there’s word in the english language that could offend Helen. Maybe we should be trying other languages.
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Nov 19, 20098:33 pm
dingleberry, meat curtains, cornhole, brown eye, fingerblaster, blue balls, upcycled… there is so little left to choose from…
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Nov 19, 20098:33 pm
republican
….and to be fair….
democrat
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Nov 19, 20098:33 pm
Well, blow my vacuum…I’m just too tired to think.
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Nov 19, 20098:33 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:33 pm
fish taco
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Nov 19, 20098:34 pm
Team Edward.
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Nov 19, 20098:34 pm
Clustermug, motherfucker, cocksucker, Rush Limbaugh, retard!
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Nov 19, 20098:34 pm
fellatio, cunnilingus, blow-job,
fluff my Garfield
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Nov 19, 20098:34 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:35 pm
Anus.
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Nov 19, 20098:35 pm
clit
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Nov 19, 20098:36 pm
For the worst I can think of at the moment: frottage, felching, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkin, fisting, goatse, Rep. John Boehner…
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Nov 19, 20098:36 pm
My N-bomb disappeared, so I think I got one!
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Nov 19, 20098:37 pm
JUSTMELISSA HAS FOUND THE FIRST WORD
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Nov 19, 20098:37 pm
woohoo you win!
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Nov 19, 20098:37 pm
moist.
i hate that word.
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Nov 19, 20098:37 pm
tell me what it is…unblock it!
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Nov 19, 20098:37 pm
shoot
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
Kathleen, I don’t even know what frottage, felching and blumpkin mean…
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
pedophilia
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
Does she win a penis pendant?
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
yay me!
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
when i saw this game the first thought i had was ’shitballs!’ while laughing of course!!!! i’m not sure that will cut it though….
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Nov 19, 20098:38 pm
Ducksnew, felching is sucking semen out of someone’s rectum
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
Holy fuck balls! All of those made it through? What the fuck is in the filter then?
Titties, dick, oral gratification, bestiality.
Ack, I feel dirty now.
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
Shit, now I’m curious. I was thinking retarded or retard…but I thought I’d seen them before.
If nothing else, this thread is expanding my vocab.
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
Probably something like kike or spick won’t go, then, if I spelled them right. Or maybe wop.
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
gay
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
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Gay?
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
Hmmm, it went through. But maybe it’ll disappear.
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Nov 19, 20098:39 pm
asshole
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Nov 19, 20098:40 pm
Dyno, I’m kinda sorry I asked lol.
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Nov 19, 20098:40 pm
Kathleen, the f-bomb went through but Helen removed it manually
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Nov 19, 20098:40 pm
homo
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Nov 19, 20098:40 pm
Do you want a hint?
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Nov 19, 20098:40 pm
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Horatio Hornblower load-thrower corn-grower frock-sewer lawn mower line-toe-er w00t.
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Nov 19, 20098:41 pm
someone needs to be more racist? – I aint doin it!
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Nov 19, 20098:41 pm
Yes, we fucking want a hint! ass
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Nov 19, 20098:41 pm
Yes hint!
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Nov 19, 20098:41 pm
Oh, shitballs is a cool word. I’ll have to remember that.
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Nov 19, 20098:41 pm
teenthebean, I already dropped the n-bomb. it wasn’t filtered
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WordPress is less interested in dirty words than they are with . . .
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yeah but im talking other stuff
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Nov 19, 20098:52 pm
I know the worst curse word of them all:
Ann Coulter.
Used in a sentence. Hitler was a real Ann Coulter.
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Nov 19, 20098:52 pm
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This has turned into a “Spam’s Greatest (s)Hits” comment thread. Scary.
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Nov 19, 20098:53 pm
Wow…I’m impressed that there are a couple of sexual items here that I have no clue what they are! And here I thought I was creative….
so when do we get to know what the winning word was?
Oh and BTW…enough fricken yokoo….rrrrrg
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Nov 19, 20098:53 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:53 pm
Running dry now….did I say Mortgage?
Refinance
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Nov 19, 20098:53 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:53 pm
brandi797: great minds think alike! or, get spam alike.
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Nov 19, 20098:54 pm
OMG! Which one did I get???
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Nov 19, 20098:54 pm
pwnage!
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Nov 19, 20098:54 pm
Oh my God, that was fantastic. I need a cigarette.
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Nov 19, 20098:54 pm
I need some Mountain Dew.
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Nov 19, 20098:54 pm
i’ve got one with non-roman characters in it, not sure if they’ll come through:
3-4일 정도 발기력이 지속되는 것 같아요.
여자만 생각해도 발기가 되는 것 같고, 성적 욕구가 생기면 강직도가 장난이 아니네요…
다시 회춘하여 20대가 된 느낌 입니다.
정말 좋은 약 이네요. 이번에는 10알짜리 2병 구입할 예정 입니다.
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Nov 19, 20098:55 pm
Placenta.
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Nov 19, 20098:55 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:55 pm
wanker
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Nov 19, 20098:55 pm
you are a winner!
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Nov 19, 20098:55 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
He put his nuts on an anvil and hit them with a hammer.
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
grodelated, that cracked me up…it’s just a bunch of empty character thingys but it made me lol for real
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
i dunno what i said
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
shanker
I sound like Dr. Seuss now.
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
Sexy sparkling vampire rainbow unicorn smile
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Nov 19, 20098:56 pm
just found this one…it’s fucked up:
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
cum
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
skunking
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
Kathleen..David Letterman? LOL
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
LOL DucksNew
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
I have no clue
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Nov 19, 20098:57 pm
Obama
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Nov 19, 20098:58 pm
dirty sanchez ?? was that what i said
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Nov 19, 20098:58 pm
I WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAID!
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Nov 19, 20098:58 pm
Lexii, yep. Watching David Letterman
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Nov 19, 20098:59 pm
flatulence
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Nov 19, 20098:59 pm
Helen Killer is a whimsical woman.
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Nov 19, 20098:59 pm
Bet your vibrating underpants I am.
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Nov 19, 20099:00 pm
DucksNew: i’m glad you’re so easily entertained by empty characters.
also the spam you posted was gross. but still, LOL.
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Nov 19, 20099:00 pm
Lexiii you have a real gift for this.
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Nov 19, 20099:00 pm
Stephen Colbert
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
I’m gifted.
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
vibrating pocket rocket with attachable bunny ears.
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
terrorist
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
grod, I copied it from the comments section at Cracked.com. That site is the spammiest I’ve ever seen
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
Edward Cullen is now following you on Twitter.
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
bomb
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Nov 19, 20099:01 pm
My yahoo acct gets lots of spam.
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Nov 19, 20099:02 pm
I think Lexii is a secret spammer lol
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Nov 19, 20099:02 pm
Shhh!
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Nov 19, 20099:02 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:02 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:02 pm
Lexii, it’s funny because my Yahoo gets very little spam, but my hotmail gets a ton. I’ve essentially stopped using the hotmail altogether
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Nov 19, 20099:03 pm
Manchester United
Duke Blue Devils
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Nov 19, 20099:03 pm
My final salvo:
Carrie Prejean, Carmen Electra, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Vince Neil, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Dustin Diamond, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Joanie Laurer, me.
Aaaaaaaand….I’m spent.
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Nov 19, 20099:03 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:03 pm
I use yahoo for my free samples and contests and shit.
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Nov 19, 20099:03 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:04 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:04 pm
reading spam is too depressing. here’s my last attempt:
Greetings to you.
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With due respect and regards I wish to seek your urgent partnership to transfer the sum of Eight Million Four Hundred U.S Dollars (U.S8.4M) from our bank to your own bank account. This money belongs to a deceased…
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Nov 19, 20099:04 pm
New York Yankees (and if it isn’t blocked it should be)
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Nov 19, 20099:05 pm
These days I wish the Cleveland Browns were blocked.
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Nov 19, 20099:06 pm
Hey watch that! I won’t take no Yankee hating.
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Nov 19, 20099:06 pm
Yes, Helen, go block NY Yankees, Manchester United, and Duke Blue Devils. Tx!
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Nov 19, 20099:06 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:07 pm
Block the Browns for Kathleen. And block Detroit Lions too because no one should have to watch that.
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Nov 19, 20099:07 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:08 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:08 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:08 pm
I don’t think any of the whore/ho/hobag/pimp/skank type of words are blocked or I would not have been able to write that little (fairy) tale about the fairy hooker in a previous thread.
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Nov 19, 20099:08 pm
crikey!!!!!!
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Nov 19, 20099:09 pm
God Bless America!
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Nov 19, 20099:09 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:10 pm
Actually, Helen should not block any of the sports teams. I may just have a wee bit of free time tomorrow in which I may just be inspired to Photoshop a special line of butt necklaces featuring their logos. 
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Nov 19, 20099:11 pm
nice…290 comments in 3 hrs
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Nov 19, 20099:11 pm
i can’t believe i’m still trying…
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Nov 19, 20099:11 pm
i vote we block all sports and sports teams. there’s no need for that kind of language. this is a family site.
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Nov 19, 20099:11 pm
hammerhead77: if you do the butt necklace thing, i’d support a temporary suspension of the sports ban.
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Nov 19, 20099:12 pm
How many available blocked words are there?
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Nov 19, 20099:12 pm
Hammer, please do the Redskins.
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Nov 19, 20099:12 pm
pussy ?
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Nov 19, 20099:12 pm
wait.. PST….1 hr!
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Nov 19, 20099:14 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:14 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:14 pm
I still don’t know what my first block was
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Nov 19, 20099:14 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:14 pm
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Nov 19, 20099:15 pm
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Hmmm
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