Let’s play a game!
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For a while now, I’ve noticed that comments are getting a little screwy – things are out of order, numbers change, and people who have posted with no problem before are suddenly being held in a queue for moderation.
Tonight, Regretsy’s system administrator and all-around awesome mofo Jeremy discovered the reason for this fuckery. Apparently, there was some sort of safe comment moderation enabled, so any comment containing words on a secret dirty list in WordPress were made to wait in the corner, until we let it come out for dinner, and maybe Dancing with the Stars.
Ironic? Like rain on your wedding day!
Here I am, using words like “fuckery” and “puckered blowhole” like they were going out of style, while you’re waiting in line to say “penis”! Oh it made me laugh and (yes!) laugh.
But all good things must come to an end. The safe comment moderation has been partially disabled. You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.
However, I have left up quite a few words that I just don’t care to see here. So we’re going to play a game!
Comment on this post with whatever words you think are in the filter. If you’re right, the comment will not be posted. If you’re wrong, we’ll all see what kind of filth you spew in mixed company.
8:09 pm
i am up for a game~ twat cunt whore fucker motherfucker cumsucking douchebag
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8:09 pm
anyway…
cock!
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Cumguzzling cockgobbler.
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festering cunt bubble
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Monkey jism on my twat!
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Jesus
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cocksucker
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RIAA
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8:20 pm
Oh, I love a challenge, but I’m wondering if I have the vocabulary…words that Helen Killer doesn’t “care to see here”…I’m guessing it’s not a huge list. I’m guessing the “n” word might be one (it’s a word I don’t like so I won’t use it). In fact I’m thinking most might be slurs, not swears. I’m going to guess faggot, simply because I can’t think of more (and Family Guy is, ironically -pretty sure it’s irony- showing the FCC episode so I’m being affected by that shit in…
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8:20 pm
Britney Spears
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lawsuit
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8:21 pm
DucksNew, I already dropped the N-bomb and it passed through like menstrual blood onto a reusable twilight inspire maxi pad.
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8:21 pm
boobies – my favorite word
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8:21 pm
Sarah Palin
dingleberry
smegma
goddammit
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DucksNew: I don’t think anything on that list is offensive to anyone but Helen Killer. XD They are probably all completely ridiculous.
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8:23 pm
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8:24 pm
Dyno, yea, it took a long time to write my post because the FCC song came on and I kept hearing the word “penis” and it blocked everything else from my head.
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8:24 pm
easy bake oven? toe jam? speckled jesus warts and ham?
fucking sluts and their gawdamned uptight pimps, always be ruining my fucking night.
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8:24 pm
Calophi, maybe we should think of words that don’t offend us?
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8:24 pm
fluffy clouds?
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8:24 pm
Cock garage
Penis
Richard Cranium
Whore
Hobag
Cunty
Palin
I’ll stop.
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8:25 pm
Nope. Geez I grew up with three older brothers and I’m stumped!
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8:25 pm
“Fuckery”? Hell, motherfuckery!
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8:26 pm
Ducknew, I fucking LOVE Family Guy
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Vagoo.
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That wasn’t easy.
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Feminist
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i know I’ll use nice words things that you wouldnt use to describe something on here – pretty cool amazing great elegant beautiful
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anal fissures
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well-made
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Say what.
Milkshake.
Yes!
Scrotum.
Funbags.
Cooter.
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Painful rectal itch.
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baby
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8:28 pm
damn it
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Tampon.
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doggybag? science!
twinkies? ……PUBIC MOUND.
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fistula
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8:28 pm
I am a lesbian issue LOL. I was going to say Sarah Palin but remembered we had discussed her changing make up and the commemorative ornament to go with it.
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religion
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GOD
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Pubes.
Cowl.
Whimsicle.
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hairy nipple
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8:29 pm
lol everyone should just post this dictionary: http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/
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apple pie
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8:29 pm
Yokoo
Wait, can we ask for something to be blocked??
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8:30 pm
Dyno, I love Family Guy too. They need not show surprisingly relevant episodes at the right times, though.
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Diarrhea.
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SPATS
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8:31 pm
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8:31 pm
Oh my God, you’re all so cold. Though I did block a few that were not on the list for some reason. And it’s not MY list. It’s a WordPress list.
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Whimsicle cannot ever be blocked. It should be held in high regards, along with fuckery.
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8:32 pm
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8:32 pm
Wait, the N-bomb was not on the wordpress list?
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8:32 pm
mean rude ignorant insulting inconsiderate disrespectful
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8:32 pm
I don’t think there’s word in the english language that could offend Helen. Maybe we should be trying other languages.
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8:33 pm
dingleberry, meat curtains, cornhole, brown eye, fingerblaster, blue balls, upcycled… there is so little left to choose from…
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8:33 pm
republican
….and to be fair….
democrat
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Well, blow my vacuum…I’m just too tired to think.
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fish taco
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8:34 pm
Team Edward.
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8:34 pm
Clustermug, motherfucker, cocksucker, Rush Limbaugh, retard!
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8:34 pm
fellatio, cunnilingus, blow-job,
fluff my Garfield
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dirty sanchez
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8:35 pm
Anus.
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clit
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8:36 pm
For the worst I can think of at the moment: frottage, felching, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkin, fisting, goatse, Rep. John Boehner…
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8:36 pm
My N-bomb disappeared, so I think I got one!
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8:37 pm
JUSTMELISSA HAS FOUND THE FIRST WORD
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woohoo you win!
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8:37 pm
moist.
i hate that word.
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8:37 pm
tell me what it is…unblock it!
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shoot
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8:38 pm
Kathleen, I don’t even know what frottage, felching and blumpkin mean…
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8:38 pm
pedophilia
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8:38 pm
Does she win a penis pendant?
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8:38 pm
yay me!
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8:38 pm
when i saw this game the first thought i had was ’shitballs!’ while laughing of course!!!! i’m not sure that will cut it though….
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8:38 pm
Ducksnew, felching is sucking semen out of someone’s rectum
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8:39 pm
Holy fuck balls! All of those made it through? What the fuck is in the filter then?
Titties, dick, oral gratification, bestiality.
Ack, I feel dirty now.
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8:39 pm
Shit, now I’m curious. I was thinking retarded or retard…but I thought I’d seen them before.
If nothing else, this thread is expanding my vocab.
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8:39 pm
Probably something like kike or spick won’t go, then, if I spelled them right. Or maybe wop.
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gay
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Gay?
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Hmmm, it went through. But maybe it’ll disappear.
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asshole
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8:40 pm
Dyno, I’m kinda sorry I asked lol.
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Kathleen, the f-bomb went through but Helen removed it manually
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homo
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Do you want a hint?
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someone needs to be more racist? – I aint doin it!
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Yes, we fucking want a hint! ass
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Yes hint!
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Oh, shitballs is a cool word. I’ll have to remember that.
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teenthebean, I already dropped the n-bomb. it wasn’t filtered
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WordPress is less interested in dirty words than they are with . . .
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yeah but im talking other stuff
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I know the worst curse word of them all:
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so when do we get to know what the winning word was?
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Refinance
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He put his nuts on an anvil and hit them with a hammer.
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8:56 pm
grodelated, that cracked me up…it’s just a bunch of empty character thingys but it made me lol for real
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8:56 pm
i dunno what i said
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8:56 pm
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8:56 pm
shanker
I sound like Dr. Seuss now.
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8:56 pm
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8:56 pm
just found this one…it’s fucked up:
Hey, a friend of mine told me about a really cool sit: http://www.the-short-bus-stop.com/ When you’re looking for a girl to slob your nob that doesn’t even know she’s doing it. Check out the-short-bus-stop.com
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8:57 pm
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8:57 pm
skunking
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8:57 pm
Kathleen..David Letterman? LOL
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8:57 pm
LOL DucksNew
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8:57 pm
I have no clue
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8:57 pm
Obama
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8:58 pm
dirty sanchez ?? was that what i said
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8:58 pm
I WANNA KNOW WHAT I SAID!
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8:58 pm
Lexii, yep. Watching David Letterman
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8:59 pm
flatulence
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8:59 pm
Helen Killer is a whimsical woman.
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8:59 pm
Bet your vibrating underpants I am.
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9:00 pm
DucksNew: i’m glad you’re so easily entertained by empty characters. ![]()
also the spam you posted was gross. but still, LOL.
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9:00 pm
Lexiii you have a real gift for this.
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9:00 pm
Stephen Colbert
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9:01 pm
I’m gifted.
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9:01 pm
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9:01 pm
terrorist
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9:01 pm
grod, I copied it from the comments section at Cracked.com. That site is the spammiest I’ve ever seen
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9:01 pm
Edward Cullen is now following you on Twitter.
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9:01 pm
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9:01 pm
My yahoo acct gets lots of spam.
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9:02 pm
I think Lexii is a secret spammer lol
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9:02 pm
Shhh!
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9:02 pm
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9:02 pm
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9:02 pm
Lexii, it’s funny because my Yahoo gets very little spam, but my hotmail gets a ton. I’ve essentially stopped using the hotmail altogether
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9:03 pm
Manchester United
Duke Blue Devils
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9:03 pm
My final salvo:
Carrie Prejean, Carmen Electra, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Vince Neil, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Dustin Diamond, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Joanie Laurer, me.
Aaaaaaaand….I’m spent.
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9:03 pm
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9:03 pm
I use yahoo for my free samples and contests and shit.
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9:04 pm
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9:04 pm
reading spam is too depressing. here’s my last attempt:
Greetings to you.
It is my pleasure to communicate with you on this fruitfull transaction. I am Mr jacob williams, an accountant in the auditting and accounting section of our bank here in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
With due respect and regards I wish to seek your urgent partnership to transfer the sum of Eight Million Four Hundred U.S Dollars (U.S8.4M) from our bank to your own bank account. This money belongs to a deceased…
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9:04 pm
New York Yankees (and if it isn’t blocked it should be)
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9:05 pm
These days I wish the Cleveland Browns were blocked.
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9:06 pm
Hey watch that! I won’t take no Yankee hating.
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9:06 pm
Yes, Helen, go block NY Yankees, Manchester United, and Duke Blue Devils. Tx!
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9:06 pm
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9:07 pm
Block the Browns for Kathleen. And block Detroit Lions too because no one should have to watch that.
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9:07 pm
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9:08 pm
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9:08 pm
I don’t think any of the whore/ho/hobag/pimp/skank type of words are blocked or I would not have been able to write that little (fairy) tale about the fairy hooker in a previous thread.
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9:08 pm
crikey!!!!!!
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9:09 pm
God Bless America!
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9:09 pm
okay, i wasn’t quite done. i found some more that amuse me:
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9:10 pm
Actually, Helen should not block any of the sports teams. I may just have a wee bit of free time tomorrow in which I may just be inspired to Photoshop a special line of butt necklaces featuring their logos.
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9:11 pm
nice…290 comments in 3 hrs
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9:11 pm
i can’t believe i’m still trying…
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9:11 pm
i vote we block all sports and sports teams. there’s no need for that kind of language. this is a family site.
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9:11 pm
hammerhead77: if you do the butt necklace thing, i’d support a temporary suspension of the sports ban.
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9:12 pm
How many available blocked words are there?
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9:12 pm
Hammer, please do the Redskins.
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9:12 pm
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9:12 pm
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9:14 pm
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9:14 pm
I still don’t know what my first block was
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9:14 pm
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8:09 pm
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