Let’s play a game!
For a while now, I’ve noticed that comments are getting a little screwy – things are out of order, numbers change, and people who have posted with no problem before are suddenly being held in a queue for moderation.
Tonight, Regretsy’s system administrator and all-around awesome mofo Jeremy discovered the reason for this fuckery. Apparently, there was some sort of safe comment moderation enabled, so any comment containing words on a secret dirty list in WordPress were made to wait in the corner, until we let it come out for dinner, and maybe Dancing with the Stars.
Ironic? Like rain on your wedding day!
Here I am, using words like “fuckery” and “puckered blowhole” like they were going out of style, while you’re waiting in line to say “penis”! Oh it made me laugh and (yes!) laugh.
But all good things must come to an end. The safe comment moderation has been partially disabled. You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.
However, I have left up quite a few words that I just don’t care to see here. So we’re going to play a game!
Comment on this post with whatever words you think are in the filter. If you’re right, the comment will not be posted. If you’re wrong, we’ll all see what kind of filth you spew in mixed company.
November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Filed in Jews?????
anyway…
cock!
November 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Oh my God, that was supposed to be “news”.
November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
The provisions of this bill shall not provide for public funding of abortion care, nor shall it allow private insurers to offer abortion care through the publicly funded insurance marketplace.
November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
LOL
November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm
“client server database”
Google it. See what comes up.
November 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Cumguzzling cockgobbler.
November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
festering cunt bubble
November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Monkey jism on my twat!
November 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Jesus
November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
cocksucker
November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
often when i wander onto etsy i troll around for whimsicle fuckery on a stick, vagina felted masterpieces, pokemon reusable menstrual pads, random pieces of dead animals, vials filled with atrocious squirrel blood and (yes!) dead baby necklaces. all with zero regret, a belly full of liquor and snarky comments at the ready. oh shit, i forgot… i also look for paintings of demons blowing themselves. thank you etsy for showcasing and thank you regretsy for giving me a forum to laugh till i piss.
November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
vagina
November 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm
faerie
November 19, 2009 at 8:16 pm
bible
November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
democrat republican
November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
jesus christ
November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
anal cyst
November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Sparkle vampires
November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm
is it…. antiquing?
November 19, 2009 at 8:18 pm
twilight
November 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Gordon Brown’s pinche ampolla.
November 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
RIAA
November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm
oops i played wrong.
those goddamn twat sucking vampire knobbing asshole licking cock biters ate my sandwich.
November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Oh, I love a challenge, but I’m wondering if I have the vocabulary…words that Helen Killer doesn’t “care to see here”…I’m guessing it’s not a huge list. I’m guessing the “n” word might be one (it’s a word I don’t like so I won’t use it). In fact I’m thinking most might be slurs, not swears. I’m going to guess faggot, simply because I can’t think of more (and Family Guy is, ironically -pretty sure it’s irony- showing the FCC episode so I’m being affected by that shit in…
November 19, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Britney Spears
November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
lawsuit
November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
DucksNew, I already dropped the N-bomb and it passed through like menstrual blood onto a reusable twilight inspire maxi pad.
November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
boobies – my favorite word
November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Sarah Palin
dingleberry
smegma
goddammit
November 19, 2009 at 8:21 pm
antidisestablishmentarianism
November 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
tweet
November 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Labor Party
November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Kittens
November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm
DucksNew: I don’t think anything on that list is offensive to anyone but Helen Killer. XD They are probably all completely ridiculous.
November 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm
hand crafted
November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Dyno, yea, it took a long time to write my post because the FCC song came on and I kept hearing the word “penis” and it blocked everything else from my head.
November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
easy bake oven? toe jam? speckled jesus warts and ham?
fucking sluts and their gawdamned uptight pimps, always be ruining my fucking night.
November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Calophi, maybe we should think of words that don’t offend us?
November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
fluffy clouds?
November 19, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Cock garage
Penis
Richard Cranium
Whore
Hobag
Cunty
Palin
I’ll stop.
November 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Nope. Geez I grew up with three older brothers and I’m stumped!
November 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
“Fuckery”? Hell, motherfuckery!
November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Ducknew, I fucking LOVE Family Guy
November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Vagoo.
November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Ass-rape, horse-cock, pigfucker, skullfuck, suicide, coprophagia, fecalphilia, scheisse, mierda, merde, Chinese fingercuffs, dirty Sanchez, (here come the ethnic slurs, sorry about this), wop, spic, kike, towelhead, dothead, mick, chink, jap, camel jockey, (that was not fun for me), child molester, pedophile, pederast, roofies, (here come the sex words), gangbang, cum, cumslut, bukkake, bareback, twink, dildo, throat fucking, milf, bdsm, buttplug, Dick Cheney.
That wasn’t easy.
November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
anal fissures
November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
well-made
November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Say what.
Milkshake.
Yes!
Scrotum.
Funbags.
Cooter.
November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Painful rectal itch.
November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
baby
November 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Are you kidding me? I debased myself and ALL of those words are acceptable? This is pure horse-pucky.
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
damn it
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Tampon.
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
doggybag? science!
twinkies? ……PUBIC MOUND.
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
fistula
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I am a lesbian issue LOL. I was going to say Sarah Palin but remembered we had discussed her changing make up and the commemorative ornament to go with it.
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
religion
November 19, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Dwight Schrute.
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
GOD
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
darn, heck, golly, gee-wiz
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
enema
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Pubes.
Cowl.
Whimsicle.
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
hairy nipple
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
lol everyone should just post this dictionary: http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary/
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
apple pie
November 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Yokoo
Wait, can we ask for something to be blocked??
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Dyno, I love Family Guy too. They need not show surprisingly relevant episodes at the right times, though.
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Diarrhea.
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
SPATS
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
bukake
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
fairy faeries squirrel balloon knot
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
No one has tried bitch yet.
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
a touch of whimsy
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
twitter
twatter
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Oh my God, you’re all so cold. Though I did block a few that were not on the list for some reason. And it’s not MY list. It’s a WordPress list.
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Whimsicle cannot ever be blocked. It should be held in high regards, along with fuckery.
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
tweet
November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
bum hole
November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
jizz covered muffin tops
donkey balls
rectum blisters
November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Wait, the N-bomb was not on the wordpress list?
November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
mean rude ignorant insulting inconsiderate disrespectful
November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
I don’t think there’s word in the english language that could offend Helen. Maybe we should be trying other languages.
November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
dingleberry, meat curtains, cornhole, brown eye, fingerblaster, blue balls, upcycled… there is so little left to choose from…
November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
republican
….and to be fair….
democrat
November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Well, blow my vacuum…I’m just too tired to think.
November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
pinches tacos en mi culo
November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
fish taco
November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Team Edward.
November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Clustermug, motherfucker, cocksucker, Rush Limbaugh, retard!
November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
fellatio, cunnilingus, blow-job,
fluff my Garfield
November 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
dirty sanchez
November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Anus.
November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
clit
November 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
For the worst I can think of at the moment: frottage, felching, Dirty Sanchez, blumpkin, fisting, goatse, Rep. John Boehner…
November 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
My N-bomb disappeared, so I think I got one!
November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
JUSTMELISSA HAS FOUND THE FIRST WORD
November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
woohoo you win!
November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
moist.
i hate that word.
November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
tell me what it is…unblock it!
November 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
shoot
November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Kathleen, I don’t even know what frottage, felching and blumpkin mean…
November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
pedophilia
November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Does she win a penis pendant?
November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
when i saw this game the first thought i had was ‘shitballs!’ while laughing of course!!!! i’m not sure that will cut it though….
November 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Ducksnew, felching is sucking semen out of someone’s rectum
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Holy fuck balls! All of those made it through? What the fuck is in the filter then?
Titties, dick, oral gratification, bestiality.
Ack, I feel dirty now.
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Shit, now I’m curious. I was thinking retarded or retard…but I thought I’d seen them before.
If nothing else, this thread is expanding my vocab.
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Probably something like kike or spick won’t go, then, if I spelled them right. Or maybe wop.
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
gay
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Gay?
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Hmmm, it went through. But maybe it’ll disappear.
November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
asshole
November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Dyno, I’m kinda sorry I asked lol.
November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Kathleen, the f-bomb went through but Helen removed it manually
November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm
homo
November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Do you want a hint?
November 19, 2009 at 8:40 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
someone needs to be more racist? – I aint doin it!
November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Yes, we fucking want a hint! ass
November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Yes hint!
November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Oh, shitballs is a cool word. I’ll have to remember that.
November 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
teenthebean, I already dropped the n-bomb. it wasn’t filtered
November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
WordPress is less interested in dirty words than they are with . . .
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November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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LEXII HAS FOUND ONE
November 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Lexii, yep. Watching David Letterman
November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm
flatulence
November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Helen Killer is a whimsical woman.
November 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Bet your vibrating underpants I am.
November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm
DucksNew: i’m glad you’re so easily entertained by empty characters.
also the spam you posted was gross. but still, LOL.
November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Lexiii you have a real gift for this.
November 19, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Stephen Colbert
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I’m gifted.
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
vibrating pocket rocket with attachable bunny ears.
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
terrorist
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
grod, I copied it from the comments section at Cracked.com. That site is the spammiest I’ve ever seen
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Edward Cullen is now following you on Twitter.
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
bomb
November 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
My yahoo acct gets lots of spam.
November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I think Lexii is a secret spammer lol
November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Shhh!
November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Keep her on it all night! Women love it bigger!
November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I will give you free money http://www.freemoney.com
November 19, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Lexii, it’s funny because my Yahoo gets very little spam, but my hotmail gets a ton. I’ve essentially stopped using the hotmail altogether
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Manchester United
Duke Blue Devils
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
My final salvo:
Carrie Prejean, Carmen Electra, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Vince Neil, Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee, Dustin Diamond, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Joanie Laurer, me.
Aaaaaaaand….I’m spent.
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Hot Russian Mail-order brides
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I use yahoo for my free samples and contests and shit.
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
HLRpay.com
November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
diploma college, enlarge, prostate gland, live cams, free
November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
reading spam is too depressing. here’s my last attempt:
Greetings to you.
It is my pleasure to communicate with you on this fruitfull transaction. I am Mr jacob williams, an accountant in the auditting and accounting section of our bank here in Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.
With due respect and regards I wish to seek your urgent partnership to transfer the sum of Eight Million Four Hundred U.S Dollars (U.S8.4M) from our bank to your own bank account. This money belongs to a deceased…
November 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
New York Yankees (and if it isn’t blocked it should be)
November 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm
These days I wish the Cleveland Browns were blocked.
November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Hey watch that! I won’t take no Yankee hating.
November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Yes, Helen, go block NY Yankees, Manchester United, and Duke Blue Devils. Tx!
November 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
whore
November 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Block the Browns for Kathleen. And block Detroit Lions too because no one should have to watch that.
November 19, 2009 at 9:07 pm
donkey punch
November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
bitch bastard dick testicles
November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Free spyware anti-virus scan. Clean your computer now.
November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
I don’t think any of the whore/ho/hobag/pimp/skank type of words are blocked or I would not have been able to write that little (fairy) tale about the fairy hooker in a previous thread.
November 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
crikey!!!!!!
November 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm
God Bless America!
November 19, 2009 at 9:09 pm
okay, i wasn’t quite done. i found some more that amuse me:
Improve your desire http://cgjws.jewbezkagr.com/
Want your laptop to work as fast as never before? Install the new Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit and revelin the fast work of your computer! The joy is guaranteed.
Dear sir: We are China Auto,motorcycle manufacturer,we wish to search parters in your market,the cooperation model is low cost investment & high efficient Turn Key Project of Auto manufacturer assemble plant
November 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Actually, Helen should not block any of the sports teams. I may just have a wee bit of free time tomorrow in which I may just be inspired to Photoshop a special line of butt necklaces featuring their logos.
November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm
nice…290 comments in 3 hrs
November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm
i can’t believe i’m still trying…
cocktacular
prescription
vibrator
orgasm
ecstasy
multiple orgasm
blowjob
November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm
i vote we block all sports and sports teams. there’s no need for that kind of language. this is a family site.
November 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm
hammerhead77: if you do the butt necklace thing, i’d support a temporary suspension of the sports ban.
November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
How many available blocked words are there?
November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Hammer, please do the Redskins.
November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
pussy ?
November 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
wait.. PST….1 hr!
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I used to weigh 300 pounds and be lonely until I went to miraclediet.com and had a colon cleanse and ate only acai berries and now I am slim and found the man of my dreams.
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Enlarge your penis, all without a mandrel. Felted twat. Shit beads. Horse beans.
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I still don’t know what my first block was
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Cleveland steamer, hot Carl, Boston pancake, rusty trombone, tea bag, Cincinatti bowtie, Joe Lieberman…
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Free colon cleanse…view pics now!
November 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Tea bagger
November 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm
whimsical rimjob ?
November 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Michelle Bachmann
November 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm
The words are running together. I’m pretty sure bastard is in here somewhere.
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
This has to be getting close to being the longest thread on here
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
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November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
clitoral hootenany ? (aren’t you glad i have an ad now?)
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Bill O’Reilly Glenn Beck
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Hammerhead, I can’t do it. The Yankees are my boys.
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
exposed clitoratti.
November 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm
**TWILIGHT**
if not, please consider it…
November 19, 2009 at 9:18 pm
recessionista
November 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Free bailout money.
November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Kathleen, that NEEDS to be blocked. It needs to be taken to the woods and shit like a rabid retriever.
November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
marijuana
November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Hammerhead, we may be removing the butt necklace. We got a request to take it down, but we can’t verify if it’s the seller. Sometimes people pretend to be the seller to start trouble.
November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
shot, not shit…dammit…
November 19, 2009 at 9:20 pm
free Government grant money
November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I recently wanted to make some extra income so I looked back into it. I’m glad I came across this website http://bit.ly/FreeCoachNOW
November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm
DucksNew: shit like a rabid retriever?
November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Natural Cures they don’t want you to know about.
November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm
social security number ssn
new moon
enlarge
throbbing
erection
vampire
tootsie pop
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I hate when I shit like a rabid retriever. Usually means I ate something too spicy.
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Well, I sure am glad I showed the butt necklace to my boyfriend before it was taken down!
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I corrected myself a few posts down…I’ve got a headache. Not thinking right I guess. In my defense, “I” and “O” are right next to each other on the keyboard.
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
abortion
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Helen, I love you even more now.
November 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
my boyfriend is a butt necklace
November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Aw, darn.
I guess that means I’ll have to make and model my own line of sports-related butt necklaces, huh? How much is an ad on this site again?
November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Get your free $1000 Wal-Mart gift card!
November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Nigerian lottery
Neverland Ranch
NAMBLA
cum-guzzling gutter slut
Mission accomplished.
November 19, 2009 at 9:23 pm
BHAHHHAHAHAHHHAAHA alright how about “cunt”
November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
is it really a necklace if its around your butt? wouldnt that make it an asslace?
November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Free emoticons…is your smiley boring? Download now!
November 19, 2009 at 9:24 pm
kike jew bitch! how bout that?
November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
damn… spic? is spic on the list?
November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Tardy to the party?
November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I can only imagine that you would have blocked hate words like…
N-WORD (which I won’t even type ’cause it hurts me)
BUSH as in George W.
Hmmm…
KATHY LEE GIFFORD ?
November 19, 2009 at 9:25 pm
okay… It’s time to bring out the big dirty guns… Hillary Clinton?
November 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm
All the slurs have been covered.
November 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm
This has been a bucket of ass monkey fun and there are definitely a few here that could maybe use to be on a filter list but I might have to duck out. So many laughs but I just don’t know what the crunk is blocked…
November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm
kay well I think we’ve established that we can pretty much say whatever the fuck we want
November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm
google
November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm
oop was wrong – i got blocked WOOHOO!
November 19, 2009 at 9:29 pm
cumdumpster
twatwaffle
November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
If it’s not spam.
November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
What did you say?
November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
lexapro prozac beelzebub plavix testicular viacom
i need a second beer dammit anyone have a fat tire to spare?
November 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
two blocks i just noticed yippie!
November 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I can’t believe I missed out on all the fun… this is so hardcore.
November 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm
i wrote an email address and the other was me just writing the same blurb with a link over and over like 20 times
November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm
too much work
November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm
wait… so people comment, and if the word is blocked the comment doesn’t show up…
so how do we know what the words were….?
November 19, 2009 at 9:32 pm
this is the most entertaining thread ever. you guys make me LOL. (you even make me *type* “LOL”, which i’ve never done non-ironically before tonight.) i’m going to bed, and when i wake up i expect to see a comprehensive list of all the words in the filter!
here’s my parting shot:
v1agra vi4gra b1ue pi11 h0es tw4t nud3 t0tally h0tt p0rnst4ar an4l ana1 XXXXX-r4ted cheap refinancing credit card stock tips…
um… Rachael Ray?
November 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I’ve got one that should be on every list…
rape
let’s see if it blocks…
November 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Ug…Rachael Ray should be blocked. I can no longer stomach her or her 30 minute food mutilations.
November 19, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Holy shirt- I did not think it was possible for me to laugh any harder at this site. My two cents are:
meecrob
Barbara Streisand
November 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Beastiality
November 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Michael Jackson ?
November 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm
damn my fantabulous spam blocker
November 19, 2009 at 9:40 pm
get extra inches
November 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm
DP?
November 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Are you ready to have the most amazing time? Hot singles in your local area
November 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Gah. It’s going on 1 AM here. It’s been fun. Peace out.
November 19, 2009 at 9:47 pm
want to meet hot singles? does a retriever shit in the woods?
November 19, 2009 at 9:49 pm
This is why I love Regretsy.
November 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm
randomly, the whimsicle fuckery?
November 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
AskAboutED
November 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Rape, dyke, shiteater, rusty trombone, ignoramus, anal, titties, dong, bong, weed, hashish, opium, heroin, crack, smack, butt secks, snuff, vivisection, cannibalism, cannabis, whore, ho, hooker, pimp, feces, fecal, fetish, Monroe transfer, dirty milkshake, goatse, tub girl, two girls one cup (please don’t google those unless you want nightmares), and finally, in honor of Arrested Development, Analrapist
November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
boustrophedonic
November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
(tadalafil)
November 19, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Manscaping.
November 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm
spyware
November 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Menstruating
November 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
DucksNew: don’t you mean “does a retriever *shot* in the woods?”
and that reminds me: cumsh0t, cumm, cUm, titz, titti3s, dr1pping p3nises, coxx, c0xxx, c0XXX, C0XXXXX!!!!
okay, now i’m really leaving. see you guys in the morning.
November 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm
grod, I was playing off my earlier typo…
November 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
cheap rolex
November 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
shamwow
November 19, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Family Circus
November 19, 2009 at 10:05 pm
COCK-BLISTERING-GLITTER-WANK-HELL-GUTTERFELCHING-WHORES-FUCKING-YOUR-MOTHER-UNTIL-SHE-BLEEDS-LIKE-A-STUCK-CUNTPIG.
November 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm
George W Bush
November 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm
May you find your cock stuck inside a diseased gonorrhoea infested maggot chewing dog fucking cat-piss drinking slaghole.
November 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm
COCK-MUNCHING-SNATCH-BATTERING-TWAT-RIPPING-BALL-CHEWING-PISS-GARGLING-CHRIST-RAPING-SLAGDAMNED-VOMIT-EATING-SONOVACUNT
November 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm
ohh…. surprising.
“as a busy mum”
?
thats pretty much a swear word, or swear phrase
November 19, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Ladyberries
November 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm
cupcake
rokali
November 19, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Reseller?
November 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Lolita
November 19, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Bugger, buggering
November 19, 2009 at 10:14 pm
BONER!
November 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Terrorist
November 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm
pre-cum
November 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Bumping
November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Douche bag!
November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
XXX Hot Chicks
November 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Martha Stewart
November 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Hmmmm… Everyone has covered so much and then some… I have no clue!
November 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm
orgasm
November 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm
sheep fucker
November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm
bastard, race wars, pornography, porn, terrorist, government, conspiracy, hello kitty, pudding pops.
November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm
blowjob
November 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Crappy Etsy crafts?
November 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm
diddler, twiddler, fiddler, ass tickler…
November 19, 2009 at 10:22 pm
featured seller
November 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm
fisting
November 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Excrement, fellatio, hamster sex, bunny fluffing, fish fucking, fisting…
November 19, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Please don’t discuss this in the Etsy forums, as it is considered a form of calling-out
November 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm
pear pimples, duck dimples, hairy nipples…
November 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Please Do Not Call Out Etsy Sellers. Please read the TOU. This thread is closed. Play Nice.
November 19, 2009 at 10:26 pm
oh #408 you beat me!
November 19, 2009 at 10:27 pm
ihatecowls, they say great minds think alike… I won’t finish that quote ;P
November 19, 2009 at 10:28 pm
spank the monkey
November 19, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Celine Dion! Now that should be one on the list!!
November 19, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Eugenics!
November 19, 2009 at 10:42 pm
twimom
November 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Have you a photo?
November 19, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Edward Cullen Sparkle Pony Cougar Twilight Vibrator?
November 19, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Michael Moore’s sand encrusted glass vagina
November 19, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Cock, Balls?
November 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Dare i post the n-word? I KNOW that is on the list, right?
November 19, 2009 at 11:14 pm
I can’t believe sheep fucker made it on the OK list! There IS hope for humanity…
November 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Helen Killer
November 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm
settle by providing your ssn
November 19, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Jesus on a laptop, Helen Killer! This challenge is like putting a trough of menstrual blood in front of a pack of wild Etsy crafters!!
November 19, 2009 at 11:26 pm
jane@doe.com
November 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm
feminist ?
November 19, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Maria
November 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Gift Guide
November 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Awwww, I go to bed cos it’s night time here, and I wake to this!
Unfair….. bugger!
p
x
November 19, 2009 at 11:42 pm
horse cock sucker
November 19, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Santorum!
November 20, 2009 at 1:18 am
Arse bollocks butt
November 20, 2009 at 1:38 am
I think Millhouse should be banned on principal.
While we’re at it, RON PAUL IS THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.
Hmmm. Proust. Ayn Rand. Virginia Wolf. Maya Angelou. Margaret Atwood.
November 20, 2009 at 1:41 am
Free Shipping
November 20, 2009 at 1:44 am
For the love of all things holy, what is wrong with you people? Have you no sense of decency? I am thoroughly offended by this thread and am praying to our beloved dear sweet Baby Jesus to bless you all and keep you from harming my children amen.
Sincerely,
Lleah
PS: Monkeyvagina asspiston Wankle rotary engine Glenn Beck felchburgler fucker fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK my Tourettes is out of hand help me baby jesus….
November 20, 2009 at 1:52 am
Well goddammit. I thought for sure it was Glenn Beck.
November 20, 2009 at 2:18 am
Tom Cruise
November 20, 2009 at 3:14 am
where did my all my posts go did you delete them?
November 20, 2009 at 3:27 am
skunking
November 20, 2009 at 3:27 am
phew, i’m glad
November 20, 2009 at 3:39 am
#9: Knitler Youth: Forgive the lateness of my reply. Yes?
November 20, 2009 at 3:49 am
regretmenot: apologies, just saw “skunking” in your post a few hundred back. Who the hell reads 400+ posts?
November 20, 2009 at 4:07 am
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Xanga
November 20, 2009 at 4:12 am
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November 20, 2009 at 4:31 am
jeffreycarey you make my heart beat so…….
November 20, 2009 at 4:34 am
“You can now use the word “penis” freely, just as you would at your place of worship.”
Tried…hard…mouth full…
November 20, 2009 at 4:35 am
More fucking owls on the fucking front page today.
November 20, 2009 at 5:38 am
Jesus Christ, Our Lord, is Savior. Just kidding.
November 20, 2009 at 5:41 am
Classy, elegant, exquisite, awesome, beautiful
November 20, 2009 at 5:44 am
dreamy Pattinson?
November 20, 2009 at 6:26 am
choda
bologne
November 20, 2009 at 6:28 am
anne coulter
bill o’reilly
glenn beck
brit hume
sean hannity
rush limbaugh
lou dobbs
televangelist
ok, i need to go wash my hands, now…
November 20, 2009 at 6:53 am
I was going to run through this and see what interesting things everyone had to say. I only got to #10 before I had to stop for fear of ruining my appetite for my yummy asiago cheese bagel with garden vegetable shmear. will come back later and see what fuckery everyone has come up with.
November 20, 2009 at 7:41 am
Kamikaze – …whimsicly?
terrorist
jihad
darn
grunties
i give up!
November 20, 2009 at 7:44 am
jefferycarey: verily. i never give up.
November 20, 2009 at 7:53 am
Mr. Whoo Dilly, Mrs. Cha Cha, Va-jay-jay, orgasm, cum, douch canoe
November 20, 2009 at 8:16 am
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
November 20, 2009 at 8:23 am
Dick Cheney is recovering at his Wyoming ranch from elective surgery, after having several ribs removed so he could preform auto-fellatio. “When we were in office together, W. was always under my desk with his face in my lap, giving head like a pro,” Cheney said. “I miss the daily BJ’s and Lynne won’t go down on me, she’s too fucking uptight. My father raised me to be self sufficient, he used to say ‘sometimes you have to hunt for your dinner, and sometimes you have to suck your own cock…
November 20, 2009 at 8:27 am
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November 20, 2009 at 8:36 am
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November 20, 2009 at 8:41 am
i can’t believe with all the filth i wrote that it posted. cuz i am not as much of a pig as i thought
November 20, 2009 at 9:11 am
#25 – Woot!
My guesses:
daffodil, Rush Limbaugh, twimom
November 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
Queef?
November 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
silky love gun
November 20, 2009 at 9:39 am
Oh my god. This site is my reason for living.
OH, and PENIS!
November 20, 2009 at 9:43 am
“Irregardless”
November 20, 2009 at 9:48 am
Verisimilitude.
November 20, 2009 at 10:05 am
wait, my last post did not show!! yippeee
piggy status returned!
November 20, 2009 at 10:27 am
470 comments? Best topic ever.
Fuzzy bunnies
Butterflies and rainbows
November 20, 2009 at 10:46 am
Vaginal blood fart
November 20, 2009 at 10:47 am
Oh, and to top comment #467: Disirregardless
November 20, 2009 at 10:53 am
I refuse to read all 400+ comments….took the day off, slept in and here I am…addicted.
however, CANNONBALL!!!
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November 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm
twatwaffle, cum-guzzling cuntstick, nancy pee-pansy
November 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm
You can just use stars so that your foul language gets posted anyway… for example, c*unt, even though that one is apparently allowed.
November 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
holy mother of fuck, this is one amazing game! I won’t be able to sleep tonight though, I’m so fucking curious!
November 20, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Cumdumpster. Dick Cheney. Republican. Libertarian. Fox News. Team Jacob. Team Edward. TwiHard. TwiHard 2 Electric Boogaloo. TwiHard with a Vengeance. I TwiSoHard at this game and fail?
-J
November 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Dingleberry
November 20, 2009 at 12:56 pm
How about the title of a song, “Hot Shaved Asian Teens”?
Otherwise the two most obscene things I can think of a Babyfurs and Hitlerslash.
November 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Dammit fuck my asshole
November 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I give up.
November 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Thank Jesus Hussein Christ this thread is still going. My dream, though, is to be comment #666.
November 20, 2009 at 1:53 pm
wowww. well that’s the worst i could come up with!
November 20, 2009 at 2:47 pm
well i think ive seen about every curse word i ever knew thought i knew and didnt know .. this thread made me cry and piss my pants laughing
hm i don’t think i can come up with one someone hasnt said but hey.. almost 500 posts for one thread. I think that’s the most EVER
November 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
And I second that no one should google Tub girl or Two Girls One Cup, unless you really want to be scarred for life. I’ve made that mistake.
November 20, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Monkey nipples?
November 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
#480
lubricunt, I mean lubricate
November 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Kamikaze..no apologies needed. I only skimmed the posts. Repeats are bound to happen…by now.
Heh..Electric Boogaloo made me snort laugh. I had heard those words in like…ages.
hot leprechauns in your area
unicorn porn
November 20, 2009 at 3:38 pm
*hadn’t* heard those words…darn my work fogged mind.
November 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm
there’s unicorn porn??
November 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Hot XXX faeries and sexy unicorns want to fuck you.
November 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
verisimilitude
November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
My post disappeared!
November 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I dunno if there’s unicorn porn or not…I’m sure as zark not going to Google it lest I burn out my retinas. I just couldn’t think of anything I hadn’t typed yet.
November 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm
long rod Von hugendong
ass-less chaps
November 20, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Regretmenot: http://www.worlddreambank.org/U/UNICORGY.HTM
If only they’d posted it on etsy, it would be perfect.
November 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I’m afraid to look. Will I go blind?
Must….not…click….link.
November 20, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Oh my freakin’ God….people will sculpt anything….and I mean anything.
I’m gonna go gouge my eyes out now…
or read a Calvin and Hobbes comic.
November 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm
whimsicle
Andy Dick
gonorrhea
??
November 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Are we going to find out the answer, ever?
November 20, 2009 at 7:22 pm
#496 why did you make us look at that?
November 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm
antiquing or daffodils
November 20, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Shitzu
November 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm
fuck
November 21, 2009 at 12:15 am
ummmmm did I get one? Saw my post then it vanished…..I think….
November 21, 2009 at 1:53 am
uggs
November 21, 2009 at 6:46 am
“#498 regretmenot :Oh my freakin’ God….people will sculpt anything….and I mean anything.
I’m gonna go gouge my eyes out now…
or read a Calvin and Hobbes comic.” <– Hooray for palette cleansers!
I myself prefer Parry Gripp videos.
http://www.youtube.com/user/parrygripp?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/11/X2F4EFYM_MA
November 21, 2009 at 8:02 am
# Cath of Canberra. what the hell! a wimsicle statue that will be the highlight of any classy dinner table. truly an (yes) awesome conversation piece that will fascinate your guests for hours. delivered in a clear plastic box.
November 21, 2009 at 8:03 am
Fox News
November 21, 2009 at 2:37 pm
As my first comment on Regretsy, I’d like to offer up following socio-sensitive terms in an attempt to trigger the Block-o-tron:
KKK
password
child pornography
terrorist
bomb
atheist
kill the president
Have a fucktacular day!
November 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm
moist
November 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm
First!
November 23, 2009 at 1:00 am
Hmmm let’s see…
unfair, judgment, dreadlocks, lol, shame on you, April Winchell, aaaand… priceless?!
Figured all the potty mouth and spam words have been long exhausted by now.
November 23, 2009 at 1:42 am
shit…nope. How boout: offended?
November 23, 2009 at 5:52 am
Bella Swan
November 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Turd Burgler
November 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Well FFS. I give up.
November 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm
=O I think one of my comments was blocked…yay! xD
November 26, 2009 at 1:40 am
words i wasn’t able to use in some online gaming:
puter japanese mexi jew tweeter kyke
here goes! fucktards away!
November 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm
…
October 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm
gore. bush. clinton. cheney.
lockbox.
systemic maggots.
guacamole weevils.
thrud.
May 7, 2011 at 10:24 pm
UNIQUE
July 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm