What the hell am I looking at? The thumbnail looked like intestines and puss and nastiness. Now it looks like the cut up remains of my mom’s purses from the 80′s. Quite honestly, I don’t know what’s worse
It really does look like cut up leather purses put together. I actually think I feel more sorry for her boobs in that thing. How embarrassing for them.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I think maybe she works out. And I’ll walk further out on said limb and not say anything bad about this ’cause I think she could kick my ass.
I’m seeing red because looking at that thing made my eyes bleed.
Her leather bra and matching python panties are not to be missed, either. Who cares if they don’t really match? They look like something out of a Marlon Perkins wet dream.
“Chic credability”? First of all, please at least google a word for the proper spelling before using it. Secondly, there’s nothing attractive or believable about this POS.
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Fuck, this has Buffalo Bill written all over it. Now I’m going to have some weird hybrid nightmare about Silence of the Lambs and Etsy tonight… I suppose Yokoo will start hissing at me and the girlsavage head will be eating fava beans.
These are ten, no wait, ELEVEN things you shouldn’t carry in your purse
1. Social Insurance Number or Social Security Card
2. Passport and Birth Certificate
3. Checkbook
4. Keys
5. Numerous Credit Cards
6. Business Cards
8. Mega Moolah
9. Flash or USB Drive
10. Condoms
11. BOOBS
#68, also an adam’s apple in there. My guess is transgendered with breast implants. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Although I don’t see the appeal of getting massive fake hooters, whether you are a man or woman.) The clothes, on the other hand, something is mightily wrong with!
Fashion-forward? I thought that term was used to identify designs that are new and forward-looking, not barbarian garbage.
Speaking of which, this is what all the hot barbarian gals were wearing – 600 years ago! (Discworld fans, this reminds me of something Cohen’s girlfriend would wear.)
I am more concerned about the capsule formations on this poor soul’s implants… it happens to the best of us, but when it does occur, it is best to REFRAIN from displaying the cleavage. Someone should buy this thing and help subsidize her much-needed surgical repair….
@ #97: LMAO! ehhh…. I don’t know if that is a man. Some of us are ripped-like-that! But there IS a lot of veinage. Could be a female who likes her Clen and Anavar cocktail?
@96 “Ah, so this is where ugly purses and belts go to die…”
Notes to self: 1. Investigate closet in back bedroom containing bad 80s accessories. 2. Find staple gun and bedazzler. 3. Get busy!
I have already learned that in order to sell more jewelry, I need to stop using things like pearls and gemstones and START using dead things and plant materials. I need more whimsy and more vagina in my work to stimulate sales. Regretsy is really helping to steer me in the right direction.
There sure are a lot of jerks and homophobic people on this site… yes, the crafts are damn fugly, but you really don’t have to demean transwomen. And even when a person is biologically male, if she identifies as female, the gender pronoun is “she”. Not “him” or “it”, got it?
Hey man, I say if you look like a girl, you’re a girl… she, her, that there lady… but if it’s still questionable, what is the appropriate adjective? please educate me and all us confused people…
As we know from Madonna, older women who work out a lot and also diet a lot can get that veiny muscled look. So maybe she’s a tranny, maybe not. Either way it’s not cool making fun of her appearance and calling her an “it”. Remember, etsy is for regular human beings, not supermodels and celebrities.
And let’s not get distracted from the main point: there’s perfectly revolting handbag chest collage to be mocked.
Etsy is uber lame for that… Seriously, they need to chill. I’m offended by the amount of crap that sells in lieu of my, and other real artist’s creations, but no one’s shutting down shops that sell out of garbage!
OK doesn’t really make sence, but you get what I mean…
#137, #139, and #140: Yeah the Etsy admins should have a better sense of humor, esp. considering the amount of bad “art” on their site. BTW how did you create your avatars for Regretsy?
I have nothing to add other than what has been said already except to say that I keep coming back to this, and sellers shop to gaze at the crooked-boobed-tranny-awfulness of all. It’s like a horrible car accident that I can’t stop staring at.
I am sorry, but if you are going to have your boobs jacked up like that and then wear a revealing battered up purse on your chest, um ya, it’s gonna get made fun of all over the place.
Oh AnaDroid, I too wear some pretty funky mismatched stuff at the fun age of 34. My eldest (7) sometimes looks at me funny ;P But never would I be caught dead in this thing!
customisedfeltvagina
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2 hearts – wow there are actually 2 people that like this? or are they being ironic?
(out of respect to good taste I have to think it’s the latter)
How do you size something like this? “34DD, right boob 2 inches higher than left?” I don’t like to disparage peoples’ bodies, and dudes are welcome to be women because it’s fun, but frankly the creeping horror of the piece is much creepier and more horrible because it’s like you shoved two balloons into a sweater… but it’s your skin.
Donatella Versace? Is that you?
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 19, 2009 at 7:45 am
#143 Stingray:
Took me a while. This site uses gravatar avatars. Go to gravatar.com and sign up. Found a great image of Helen Keller and her beloved pet Akita Kamikaze-go for my avatar! (OK, that was a bit of shameless self-promotion).
My gravatar is actually a super closeup of a picture of a duck I took across the road from the cemetery in Sleepy Hollow, NY. I’m always surprised when ducky pops up until I remember that.
I always cringe a little when people talking about getting something done with their car’s transmission, refer to it as getting their “tranny fixed”, or that their “tranny is acting up” I don’t think that term should be used to refer to anything… or anyone!
Not all transsexuals get hung up on the word “tranny”. The ones I know don’t. It depends on the person. Either way, everyone is mocked here. Getting PC just because someone is transsex is actually a backhanded way of discriminating against them.
If this person was worried about getting her cockeyed knockers knocked, there’s a good chance she wouldn’t have stuffed them in a possum that lost a fight with a Camaro.
That is a horrible boob job. The right one is bigger than the left, and higher up. These plastic surgeons needs to go back to medical school and pay attention this time around.
I heard that people who barely make it through medical school end up being plastic surgeons or dentists. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but one can’t help but wonder…
I saw tits and thought female, does it really matter past that point….Love the funny stuff about what she’s wearing. Cringed at all the cruelty, hope my face changes back it’s really windy down here.
Perhaps the asymmetric design of the “purse-strap-nightmare-halter top”, coupled with a bad fit (too tight on one side, loose on the other) is causing the breasts to look horribly askew? At any rate, as horrible as the breasts look IN the top, I think they’d be much improved without the top! But I still don’t want to see that shit!
Hideous halter made of mangled purses…if you buy this, your boobs will also look like smashed beach balls, your veins will protrude, and your skin will become leathery to match the texture of the top.
November 18, 2009 at 9:42 am
WTF!
November 18, 2009 at 9:42 am
Looks like it’s made of bacon and chicken cutlets.
November 18, 2009 at 9:43 am
#1 I was going to say Parma Ham!
November 18, 2009 at 9:43 am
What the hell am I looking at? The thumbnail looked like intestines and puss and nastiness. Now it looks like the cut up remains of my mom’s purses from the 80′s. Quite honestly, I don’t know what’s worse
November 18, 2009 at 9:44 am
oops make that #2, you were #1 when I left my comment, hahahaha
November 18, 2009 at 9:44 am
It’s so rocker that Iggy Pop in drag is modeling it.
November 18, 2009 at 9:44 am
It really does look like cut up leather purses put together. I actually think I feel more sorry for her boobs in that thing. How embarrassing for them.
November 18, 2009 at 9:45 am
Yeah! Why does Lou get to jump to the front of the line?! Get back here Lou, no one cutting in line in front of me on taco day.
November 18, 2009 at 9:45 am
Inspiration:
Xena Princess Warrior
Shabby Chic
Daytona Beach
Duct Tape
November 18, 2009 at 9:46 am
The model is freaking me out more
November 18, 2009 at 9:46 am
#8 – Check out her arms. I think you can include Madonna in her inspiration list.
November 18, 2009 at 9:47 am
#7 Soz I must have been super fast or something
November 18, 2009 at 9:48 am
Now we know what happens when someone is kicked off Project Runway…they get boob jobs and start crystal meth!
November 18, 2009 at 9:48 am
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I think maybe she works out. And I’ll walk further out on said limb and not say anything bad about this ’cause I think she could kick my ass.
November 18, 2009 at 9:48 am
People, that is definitely a man. If you can’t see that, you need to get your beer goggles checked.
But regardless of gender identity, this person needs to put down the hot glue gun. This whole shop makes me want to rip my eyeballs out.
November 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
Someone help her. Poor thing, her right titty is trying to escape over her shoulder.
November 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
I’m seeing red because looking at that thing made my eyes bleed.
Her leather bra and matching python panties are not to be missed, either. Who cares if they don’t really match? They look like something out of a Marlon Perkins wet dream.
November 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
Sorry. That’s Marlin Perkins.
November 18, 2009 at 9:49 am
After you get breast implants, I think that’s where your imagination starts and stops.
November 18, 2009 at 9:50 am
W..T..F.
Yes to #4… from the thumbnail I also thought this was a spleen or other organ.
Next time you’re going to cut up your TJ Maxx purses, DON’T. Just let them die in the dump.
November 18, 2009 at 9:50 am
Nope, can’t buy it. I don’t see a pocket for the cell.
November 18, 2009 at 9:50 am
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November 18, 2009 at 9:51 am
the small photos look like a bag of leftovers from liposuction.
November 18, 2009 at 9:51 am
Where in God’s name could somebody wear something like this?
I hope for damned sure it doesn’t involve leaving the house..
November 18, 2009 at 9:53 am
I’d watch with increasing concern and fascination if she ever had to run for a bus- think Baywatch star-crossed with Edward Scissorhands.
p
x
November 18, 2009 at 9:54 am
Gotta love a seller who can’t even bother to use ANY sort of photo software to rotate her photos right side up:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34667362
November 18, 2009 at 9:55 am
Have to give to the “hand-bag” …kudos on the spelling of the big words.
November 18, 2009 at 9:56 am
There’s something for everyone on etsy, even strippers with poor fashion sense.
And yes, it looked like bacon to me too!
November 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
OH HELL NO
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33601106
November 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
this is why meth and glue guns do not belong in the same room.
November 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
Why are her/its boobies crooked? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34668537
November 18, 2009 at 9:59 am
Fake tits.
In a purse.
paid for or not?
November 18, 2009 at 9:59 am
From the looks of those arms, I think she might have a python IN her panties.
November 18, 2009 at 9:59 am
#29- Description
Leather bra and pthon panties will be sure to excite someone!
Dear, you’re mixing up ‘excite’ with ‘scare the crap out of’.
Just sayin’
p
x
November 18, 2009 at 10:00 am
Could this be the model for the pole dancing painting?
something to ponder.
November 18, 2009 at 10:02 am
from the back shot on the skull tank top… i think it’s definitely a man.
now, that we have that settled… wtf is this?
November 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
I’ve heard of bacon-wrapped scallops, but bacon-strippers? It’s unprecidented.
Do you think they carry matching pasties for when the hooks give out?
November 18, 2009 at 10:03 am
er um…bacon-wrapped strippers
November 18, 2009 at 10:04 am
#34 hahaha.. I know, right.
‘excite’ them right out of the room, and into the hallways.. screaming bloody murder
November 18, 2009 at 10:04 am
Someone threw-up on her? That’s what it looks like to me.
November 18, 2009 at 10:04 am
“Chic credability”? First of all, please at least google a word for the proper spelling before using it. Secondly, there’s nothing attractive or believable about this POS.
November 18, 2009 at 10:05 am
@#32
No… fake tits in a fake leather purse!
November 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
‘Debbie Does The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’
p
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November 18, 2009 at 10:07 am
I kind of think that you could attach this pic to the top of the “Belly button witch” painting and it’d match up rather well.
November 18, 2009 at 10:08 am
I didn’t know madonna had an etsy shop.
November 18, 2009 at 10:09 am
#29, just what I wanted! A pair of thongs with a metal piece to go up my ass in the back!
November 18, 2009 at 10:09 am
‘#45 bonspiel :
I didn’t know madonna had an etsy shop.’
Dunno why, but the phrase ‘Madge Vadge’ leached into my head when I read this….
p
x
November 18, 2009 at 10:09 am
#33 — LMFAO!!!
November 18, 2009 at 10:10 am
#46 I thought it was a combo of tie + suspender clip = thong, myself.
November 18, 2009 at 10:11 am
Killin’ me on the opening there, Helen. Funny as ever. Can I read comments now? (The picture is an abomination.)
November 18, 2009 at 10:15 am
do you think her boobs are handmade? Would explain the crooked one, poor thing.
November 18, 2009 at 10:16 am
The grey hair in the back shots just adds another sad dimension.
November 18, 2009 at 10:19 am
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Fuck, this has Buffalo Bill written all over it. Now I’m going to have some weird hybrid nightmare about Silence of the Lambs and Etsy tonight… I suppose Yokoo will start hissing at me and the girlsavage head will be eating fava beans.
November 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
These are ten, no wait, ELEVEN things you shouldn’t carry in your purse
1. Social Insurance Number or Social Security Card
2. Passport and Birth Certificate
3. Checkbook
4. Keys
5. Numerous Credit Cards
6. Business Cards
8. Mega Moolah
9. Flash or USB Drive
10. Condoms
11. BOOBS
November 18, 2009 at 10:23 am
Has anyone bothered to call Ice to let her know we’ve found her rockstar leather boob top? http://www.geekologie.com/2007/08/24/american-gladiators.jpg
November 18, 2009 at 10:25 am
Anyone else see the description on the boots? They have very unique designs on them with pain [sic]…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=33601912
November 18, 2009 at 10:28 am
Do boobs like that need their own zip code? Yikes!!
November 18, 2009 at 10:30 am
That looks like a project runway mammogram gone bad. Ugh.
November 18, 2009 at 10:31 am
Man hands. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34667362
NTTAWWT of course.
Sometimes I think, “maybe this would better in person?” I’m a bit of an optimist, though. Oh, hey, I hear the Dow is going to hit 1.5k by Christmas.
November 18, 2009 at 10:32 am
“the small photos look like a bag of leftovers from liposuction.”
you have me rolling!!!!
November 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
#37 Tabbie: Yes, fried egg pasties.
November 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
oh, i get it. she/he cuts up their purses to make bras, and then cuts up their great-grandmother’s curtains to make purses:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34668900
circle of life?
November 18, 2009 at 10:35 am
#37
only if they make money getting porked
November 18, 2009 at 10:37 am
#62
Earlier I gave the “seamstress” kudos for spelling…
I F@#$ing spoke too soon….
November 18, 2009 at 10:38 am
The model has had a really bad boob job, and is trying to raise money to get it fixed?
Any pity purchases?
November 18, 2009 at 10:39 am
#65 All my money went to my balanced boobs, sorry
November 18, 2009 at 10:40 am
#65 and the money I do have, I keep safely in my purse.
November 18, 2009 at 10:41 am
I take back my last post after seeing this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34668537
Either this is a dude or a woman on steroids. Look at the arm veins, and the shoulders.
November 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
#53
It puts the lotion in the basket
November 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
This whole shop is cracking me up. I have never seen such a bad, crooked boob job in my life.
And when I got to “chic credability,” I just about peed my pants!
November 18, 2009 at 10:44 am
Okay, thank all that is good he/she did not model this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33601106
That would have been very bad!
November 18, 2009 at 10:44 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33598041
Looks like another bronzed turd has shown up on Etsy
November 18, 2009 at 10:44 am
This halter kinda reminds me of the time an epileptic chef prepared my Malibu chicken.
November 18, 2009 at 10:45 am
Oh hai there Chesty La Rue!
November 18, 2009 at 10:46 am
someone should tell her she’s got vomit on her tits
November 18, 2009 at 10:47 am
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November 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
I swear, she’s modelling someone else’s designs too! No kidding! That or theres just that many crafty female bodybuilders on etsy…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19549360&ref=sr_list_21&&ga_search_query=panties&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&order=price_desc&includes=tags&includes=title
November 18, 2009 at 10:53 am
Ohhh Helen, you are fucking hilarious.
November 18, 2009 at 10:55 am
Naugahyde is a privilege, not a right.
November 18, 2009 at 10:56 am
All brawn no brain…
November 18, 2009 at 11:02 am
OMG – my eyes are burning from this monstrosity: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34668537
November 18, 2009 at 11:03 am
@ #29, #46, and #71 – Anyone who can fit THAT in their asscrack has a serious problem.
November 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
i thought it was madonna.
November 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
OMFG……is this “thong” made out of a clip on tie??? I know what I’m asking for this Christmas. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33601106
November 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
sorry #68 I didn’t notice that you had already posted it for all to enjoy. ACK!! It’s still hideous.
November 18, 2009 at 11:05 am
ha ha ha #84. Holy crap.
November 18, 2009 at 11:10 am
…but it’s so practical…(nice rack)
November 18, 2009 at 11:22 am
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November 18, 2009 at 11:24 am
I’m 110% sure that model is a man with a crooked boob job.
November 18, 2009 at 11:28 am
#68, also an adam’s apple in there. My guess is transgendered with breast implants. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (Although I don’t see the appeal of getting massive fake hooters, whether you are a man or woman.) The clothes, on the other hand, something is mightily wrong with!
November 18, 2009 at 11:30 am
The more I look, the more I come to think this isn’t sewn but taped together with clear packing tape.
November 18, 2009 at 11:46 am
Fashion-forward? I thought that term was used to identify designs that are new and forward-looking, not barbarian garbage.
Speaking of which, this is what all the hot barbarian gals were wearing – 600 years ago! (Discworld fans, this reminds me of something Cohen’s girlfriend would wear.)
November 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
Even in the Discworld, this would get you kicked out of the Leaky Bucket in Gleam Street.
November 18, 2009 at 11:54 am
mad max meets tj maxx
November 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I am more concerned about the capsule formations on this poor soul’s implants… it happens to the best of us, but when it does occur, it is best to REFRAIN from displaying the cleavage. Someone should buy this thing and help subsidize her much-needed surgical repair….
November 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm
#93 beelisty – like it.
November 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Ah, so this is where ugly purses and belts go to die…
November 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm
#94 worldfamousfudgy – correction, “his” much needed surgical repair.
November 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
@ #97: LMAO! ehhh…. I don’t know if that is a man. Some of us are ripped-like-that! But there IS a lot of veinage. Could be a female who likes her Clen and Anavar cocktail?
November 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@96 “Ah, so this is where ugly purses and belts go to die…”
Notes to self: 1. Investigate closet in back bedroom containing bad 80s accessories. 2. Find staple gun and bedazzler. 3. Get busy!
I have already learned that in order to sell more jewelry, I need to stop using things like pearls and gemstones and START using dead things and plant materials. I need more whimsy and more vagina in my work to stimulate sales. Regretsy is really helping to steer me in the right direction.
November 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Does the silicone come with this?
November 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@#73 Stingray Charles :
This halter kinda reminds me of the time an epileptic chef prepared my Malibu chicken.
Epic win.
November 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Does it have a pocket for my squirrel blood vial and lifelike custom wool vagina?
If it did I’d probably pay 39.99 for it.
Say What!?!
November 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Holy craptastic! it’s a shitty ass bra made from old purse straps. man now I know what to do with all that old ugly shit from the Good Will store.
November 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm
“Yello”?
November 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm
#53 Exactly what I was thinking.
November 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
If this constitutes a “fashion forward” garment I’m slamming on the brakes and throwing it into reverse.
I think the veins in her arm are bulging because this is a slyly “designed” tourniquet.
November 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
She needs to forget about fashion and get herself to the plasma donation center.
November 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
My god, how many innocent purses had to die for this monstrosity?
November 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Etsy–when sucking dick in the alley behind the Costco no longer pays your coke bill.
November 18, 2009 at 1:24 pm
There sure are a lot of jerks and homophobic people on this site… yes, the crafts are damn fugly, but you really don’t have to demean transwomen. And even when a person is biologically male, if she identifies as female, the gender pronoun is “she”. Not “him” or “it”, got it?
November 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
oooh, snap!
November 18, 2009 at 1:37 pm
To be fair, melons and parma ham are totally delicious together.
November 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
No pimp in his right mind would claim a hooker who was wearing any of that.
I could see this in a Low (Crazy Eddy’s low) budget horror flick with a modern day Jack the Ripper though.
November 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Are those heroin veins?!
November 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
#102 Tabbie: thanks. Here’s an epic fail:http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6349906
November 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Hey man, I say if you look like a girl, you’re a girl… she, her, that there lady… but if it’s still questionable, what is the appropriate adjective? please educate me and all us confused people…
November 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6349906
November 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@#116 Stingray Charles
Man, etsy admin have no sence of humor!
November 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm
erm huh wtf??
November 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm
#119 WOF: Yeah, I guess selling bacon bras and eagle hats is serious business.
November 18, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Well, yes. Thanks Andrea.
As we know from Madonna, older women who work out a lot and also diet a lot can get that veiny muscled look. So maybe she’s a tranny, maybe not. Either way it’s not cool making fun of her appearance and calling her an “it”. Remember, etsy is for regular human beings, not supermodels and celebrities.
And let’s not get distracted from the main point: there’s perfectly revolting handbag chest collage to be mocked.
November 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
This is a badly done post-op trany! In the snake-skin halter top the boobs aren’t even. And don’t get me started on the “stained” panties in this listing http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33601106
eeeewwww
November 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Looks like the Bacon Bra:
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/bacon-bra-01.jpg
November 18, 2009 at 2:47 pm
veinage…cleavage…where will it end?
November 18, 2009 at 2:56 pm
it looks like flaps of burned skin &raw meat :/
November 18, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Do you think it’s practical for breastfeeding? I need a new top for when the baby comes!
November 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I just showed it to my husband, he said “looks like she has been rummaging around in the bin…who ARE these people?”
November 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
hey – at least Shim was thinking ahead, and left a pocket on the right side for when one of the boobs rupture….
November 18, 2009 at 3:08 pm
#127 everydaymama – I breastfeed. If I were wearing this top-bra-thing and my son were hungry for nom-noms, I’m pretty sure he would bitchslap me.
November 18, 2009 at 3:42 pm
haha nom-noms.
I’m going to start calling my tits that.
November 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Tranny Montanny!
November 18, 2009 at 3:49 pm
It looks like someone put two hand bags in the microwave then plastered them on her tits when they were still melted, ouch much?
November 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Whoever you are, if you’re gonna spend the dough for a boob job, spend the extra for the balance and alignment.
November 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm
#132 HH77: LOL!
November 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I think this has got to be the most hillarious shit on Regretsy!
November 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm
BOL stingray Charles now that threads funny enough to make me cry.
November 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm
#134 GoldenGlow: I thought balancing and alignments were complementary when you got your old tires changed.
November 18, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Etsy’s real prompt with shutting down any non-niceness in the forum. Wussies!
November 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Etsy is uber lame for that… Seriously, they need to chill. I’m offended by the amount of crap that sells in lieu of my, and other real artist’s creations, but no one’s shutting down shops that sell out of garbage!
OK doesn’t really make sence, but you get what I mean…
November 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm
can WE sue the plastic surgeon?
November 18, 2009 at 4:29 pm
“chic credability creates instant fashion impression”
can someone explain to her what the word credibility means and how to spell it?
November 18, 2009 at 4:32 pm
#137, #139, and #140: Yeah the Etsy admins should have a better sense of humor, esp. considering the amount of bad “art” on their site. BTW how did you create your avatars for Regretsy?
November 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@ #139 It depends who you’re being mean to.
November 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Stingray Charles, I have no idea. I registered for the account and wah-lah! I had an avatar.
November 18, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Helen, if you opened a shop, how long do you think it would take the admins to shut you down?
November 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm
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November 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Cold Salt, I think they kind of like me.
November 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm
But then you must open a shop!
November 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
How many purses did you have to kill to make this top?
No innocent purse should have to die to become a terrible facsimile of fashion.
Brought to you by the National Association for the Welfare of Purses and the people who love them.
November 18, 2009 at 5:39 pm
First thought: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
Second thought (after reading comments): Hate the craft, not the crafter, peoples.
(Unless their profile proves that they really, truly deserve it.)
November 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm
First time commenter to say this is seriously one of the Best of Regretsy, right here.
November 18, 2009 at 6:08 pm
AT first glance this looked like a close up from a zombie movie. Yeah, that’s the look I’m going for.
Someone should buy out their shop so maybe she can go get her crooked implants fixed.
November 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Leper fashion. All the rage.
November 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm
bingthing- nobodys hating on her…we’re hating on the boobs that shes displaying on the internet.
November 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I am sorry, but if you are going to have your boobs jacked up like that and then wear a revealing battered up purse on your chest, um ya, it’s gonna get made fun of all over the place.
November 18, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I think the halter is pretty hot actually but I do have to agree with those veiney arms being kinda scary!
November 18, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Now when you say, “hot”, do you mean microwaved?
November 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm
157- hot? it’s ugly purses framing a pair of cockeyed jugs.
November 18, 2009 at 7:34 pm
I regret nothing.
November 18, 2009 at 7:43 pm
All my favorite people are here!
November 18, 2009 at 7:45 pm
November 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I think it literally IS just a bunch of handbag parts.
Even for someone like me, who enjoys occasionally dressing like a post-apocalyptic warrior, this is hideous.
November 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Oh AnaDroid, I too wear some pretty funky mismatched stuff at the fun age of 34. My eldest (7) sometimes looks at me funny ;P But never would I be caught dead in this thing!
November 18, 2009 at 8:31 pm
to a transgendered person, using the word “tranny” is equivalent to using the N-word to describe an african-american. simply not cool.
November 18, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Thank you Thistle.
November 18, 2009 at 9:26 pm
This looks like Tyler Durden would make soap from it…
November 18, 2009 at 11:23 pm
6183 views
2 hearts – wow there are actually 2 people that like this? or are they being ironic?
(out of respect to good taste I have to think it’s the latter)
November 19, 2009 at 12:15 am
How do you size something like this? “34DD, right boob 2 inches higher than left?” I don’t like to disparage peoples’ bodies, and dudes are welcome to be women because it’s fun, but frankly the creeping horror of the piece is much creepier and more horrible because it’s like you shoved two balloons into a sweater… but it’s your skin.
Donatella Versace? Is that you?
November 19, 2009 at 12:56 am
This made me laugh so hard I peed myself a little. Just a little though.
She seriously took some old pleather bags and strapped them to her titties. Now I HAVE seen it all.
November 19, 2009 at 3:47 am
the person modellimg is actually a guy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34668537
-looking at the other photos in this listing. Makes sense because real tits would be really uncomfortable in these get ups.
Not very whimsicle.
November 19, 2009 at 3:53 am
He’s got some seriously crooked boobs.
November 19, 2009 at 6:36 am
Someday they will create implants that look even remotely like real breasts. Regretsy (and Vegas) will be a lot less fun on that day.
November 19, 2009 at 7:42 am
this is just scary.
November 19, 2009 at 7:45 am
#143 Stingray:
Took me a while. This site uses gravatar avatars. Go to gravatar.com and sign up. Found a great image of Helen Keller and her beloved pet Akita Kamikaze-go for my avatar! (OK, that was a bit of shameless self-promotion).
November 19, 2009 at 8:25 am
#175: Thanks.
November 19, 2009 at 8:30 am
#176: Welcome!
November 19, 2009 at 8:46 am
My gravatar is actually a super closeup of a picture of a duck I took across the road from the cemetery in Sleepy Hollow, NY. I’m always surprised when ducky pops up until I remember that.
November 19, 2009 at 8:51 am
http://hudsonindy.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d9ab453ef0115700e3bef970b-pi
Lara, two more ducks from Sleepy Hollow (really!)
November 19, 2009 at 9:17 am
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November 19, 2009 at 9:24 am
i love her leathery heroin arms too!
November 19, 2009 at 10:10 am
Kamikaze–not quite what I was expecting, but cute! hehe
November 19, 2009 at 10:20 am
November 19, 2009 at 11:05 am
I always cringe a little when people talking about getting something done with their car’s transmission, refer to it as getting their “tranny fixed”, or that their “tranny is acting up” I don’t think that term should be used to refer to anything… or anyone!
November 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
besides, “shim” (a la post #129) is just waay more fun!
November 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
You know it’s a piece of shit when a two year old boy looks at it and says “Ewwww”.
November 19, 2009 at 4:32 pm
No way is that not a man. Check out those veins!
November 19, 2009 at 5:14 pm
WrathofFoamy: There’s an autoshop in my mom’s town with a changeable sign that says, “Tranny repair”. It conjours some amazing imagery for me.
November 19, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I wonder which meaning was applied to “tranny” first..
the transsexual, or the transmission, quite the quandry
November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Not all transsexuals get hung up on the word “tranny”. The ones I know don’t. It depends on the person. Either way, everyone is mocked here. Getting PC just because someone is transsex is actually a backhanded way of discriminating against them.
If this person was worried about getting her cockeyed knockers knocked, there’s a good chance she wouldn’t have stuffed them in a possum that lost a fight with a Camaro.
November 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
#118 stingray charles I love you!!! Brava!!! I am laughing my ass off right now! And please keep up the good work.
November 20, 2009 at 4:07 am
That is a horrible boob job. The right one is bigger than the left, and higher up. These plastic surgeons needs to go back to medical school and pay attention this time around.
November 20, 2009 at 11:49 am
I heard that people who barely make it through medical school end up being plastic surgeons or dentists. Don’t know if it’s true or not, but one can’t help but wonder…
November 23, 2009 at 10:38 am
New from Victoria’s Secret, the Bacon Bra! Our newest and tastiest bra ever! Perfect for your hungry, obese lover!
November 23, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I saw tits and thought female, does it really matter past that point….Love the funny stuff about what she’s wearing. Cringed at all the cruelty, hope my face changes back it’s really windy down here.
November 25, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Even if it weren’t so reasonably-priced, I wouldn’t be brave enough to tell her so.
November 26, 2009 at 1:23 am
Perhaps the asymmetric design of the “purse-strap-nightmare-halter top”, coupled with a bad fit (too tight on one side, loose on the other) is causing the breasts to look horribly askew? At any rate, as horrible as the breasts look IN the top, I think they’d be much improved without the top! But I still don’t want to see that shit!
November 27, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Could someone tell me where the skin and the leather start and end? Anyone????? Anyone??????
November 29, 2009 at 12:25 am
Holy Crap! I just read the materials.
“yello leather, antique rose colored eye glass lens used to connect, red leather stripping, silver buckles”
I’ve always wished my tits could see through rose-colored glasses.
December 15, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Bad boob job = bad clothing designer? Man or woman… I’m just scared.
December 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Hideous halter made of mangled purses…if you buy this, your boobs will also look like smashed beach balls, your veins will protrude, and your skin will become leathery to match the texture of the top.
March 1, 2011 at 10:25 pm
More veins showing than at a Detroit methadone clinic.