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BleedingSquirrels.com

Posted by Helen Killer 31 comments

Well, the Squirrel Blood necklace sold last night.

So I guess that means you can bid on this now!

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Nov 18, 2009
11:27 am
#1 HostessVo :

Oooh, I’m so tempted! If only it came with a felted replica of a squirrel’s placenta!

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Nov 18, 2009
11:27 am
#2 Cold Salt :

Squirrel blood is so not hardcore. Why not at least lie and say its DRAGON BLOOD or FAERIE BLOOD or the BLOOD OF A BLIND VIRGIN FROM MINSK!

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Nov 18, 2009
11:31 am

Dam I’ve already been out bid on it

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Nov 18, 2009
11:32 am
#4 ChronicFabulist :

Too bad I already invested in HemorrhagingRats.com

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Nov 18, 2009
11:39 am
#5 martini :

Love the whimsicality of it all!

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Nov 18, 2009
11:44 am
#6 Efit :

Wish I could afford it, but my squirrel blood budget is tapped for FY09-10.

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Nov 18, 2009
11:55 am
#7 primpmybride :

Aw shit! Is it that time of the squirrel month again?

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Nov 18, 2009
12:02 pm
#8 jeffreyrcarey :

magnicifent!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:05 pm
#9 jeffreyrcarey :

Holy Jesus on a laptop, free shipping?!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:06 pm
#10 kurlygurl722 :

I love love love that it has 8 bids… lmfao!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:06 pm
#11 kurlygurl722 :

oops sorry make that 12!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:07 pm
#12 WooHoo :

I’ll bid as long as my win includes a photo of the bloody squirrel!
ok, since I’ve already right-clicked and saved the pic, I’ll go ahead and bid anyway!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:11 pm
#13 WooHoo :

Damn, I was outbid. Have to keep trying….

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Nov 18, 2009
12:14 pm

Watch it sell for 20K, I gave up after my first bid.

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Nov 18, 2009
1:08 pm
#15 Tdogdd :

I would like this it would definitely standout on my resume. hmm but can I afford it….

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Nov 18, 2009
1:10 pm
#16 PJ :

I can’t believe the Say What Guy is not included?!

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Nov 18, 2009
1:18 pm
#17 everydaymama :

Awww man! If only the squirrel were a flying one I’d bid. Darn!

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Nov 18, 2009
1:28 pm
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Nov 18, 2009
1:29 pm
#19 i am bean :

@#3 ChronicFabulist

Hilarious!!! Wet meeself!

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Nov 18, 2009
2:16 pm

Cold Salt raises some very valid points…

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Nov 18, 2009
2:17 pm
#21 Fo5ter :

I wonder if my blood would sell on etsy? I totally made it myself.

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Nov 18, 2009
2:27 pm
#22 Valerie :

Nice! I’m just sad that someone beat me to whimsicle.com! ;D

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Nov 18, 2009
3:55 pm
#23 NinjaGato :

can I register stupidlookingtattooedeyebrows.com?

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Nov 18, 2009
4:03 pm
#24 projectkennedy :

hahahahhahaa… new phrase of the year: “I’m just being whimsicle”

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Nov 18, 2009
4:58 pm
#25 Lara :

Q: Will you also include a few squirrels to get me started?

A: This isn’t a charity. Catch your own fucking squirrels.

ahahaaaahaaaahaaaaaa!

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Nov 18, 2009
10:36 pm
#26 Catish :

Squirrel blood… made me think vamp that don’t drink human blood… ring any bells ?

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Nov 19, 2009
9:56 am
#27 WooHoo :

Wow! bidding is up to $57! Too rich for my squirrel blood.

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Nov 19, 2009
3:22 pm
#28 jwheeler :

Wasn’t “Bleeding Squirrels” the name of a punko band from the 80’s? I could buy this and use the domain to setup a fan page!

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Nov 19, 2009
8:36 pm
#29 beqi :

Where else can I come and see the phrase “squirrel placenta”? Nowhere, that’s where.

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Nov 20, 2009
12:10 pm
#30 frostypumpkin :

Oh this is glorious! The questions and answers made me laugh so hard I have chest pain now… Maybe a vial of squirrel blood will help??

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Nov 21, 2009
12:01 pm
#31 frostypumpkin :

Sold for $67! Woo-hoo! Who is the lucky owner? I expect to see bleedingsquirrels.com to be a fully-functional site of awesomeness!

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