Shouldn’t that be as a young horse? This confuses me
Love the image in the room, haha!
Ah, truth in advertising…
I don’t know what’s better about the view in a room. The fact that it’s story time or that the teacher is reading an effing Twilight book to the tots.
This totally brightened my day.
I couldn’t have said it better. I like “expressive” art.
He’s probably getting his first de-beaning.
Horse beans – look it up horse fans, you won’t be disappointed.
I hate bloody horses, even foul mouthed ones.
so the big red four letter word on the painting is like a description? Aaah now I get it!
the Twilight cover is fake, the front is Twilight but the back is the chess piece from Breaking Dawn.
yes, i know these things.
H is for HorseShit
I guess it’s truth in advertising. I think it takes a few hundred paintings to get any good at painting. It looks like this person must be on painting #5.
Horses don’t talk. Silly goose.
“Ready to hang?”
Hanging’s too good for it.
Wait wait! This is one of those pictogram teasers, right? Horse under shit?
He describes his work as “Indie rock kid art”. I’m not sure which adjective belongs to which verb in that fragment, but apparently the best subject for “indie rock kid art” (next to the swearing horse) is the giant squid. A very repetitive giant squid.
Wow, I never saw that episode of Mr. Ed.
i don’t think anyone actually believed that the Twilight cover wasn’t photoshopped in.
WAIT! I’VE GOT IT! The horse is under a CURSE!
@ #16 Stingray Charles…LOL
yeah…Mr. Ed is talkin’ shit!
It needs a giant vulva in the background
@ #20 Dynomoose:
yes…with a vulva they can change the word to FUCK.
#19 Bean: Yeah, let’s hang him!
a horse is a horse of course of course…(and so on)
“A Portrait of a Horse As a Young Man” If someone could explain to me what this means, I will forever be in your debt. I mean, shit. Oh, hey! I think I get it now!
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someone has bought one of these monstrosities….
It’s obvious that the artist ran out of the green provided in the paint-by-numbers set, and had a bunch of orange left over. So he or she expressed his or her frustration with the lack of planning at the paint-by-numbers-kit plant and also covered over some spots of bare canvas at the same time.
Assuming the artist didn’t take a current portrait, then pain “SHIT” on it in orange and submit it here to get it sold.
I just showed it to my husband and he said: “what a load of pretentious art bollocks!” (made me laugh)
I love this! I WANT!!!!! (if the MOBA doesn’t nab it first)
I’m so amused that one buyer’s comment was “Definitely worth the small amount I paid for it!” Was this intended as a compliment?
I have it on good authority that it’s not just horses that suffer from Tourettes.
Elephants are prone to outbursts that contain such filth it would make a pig’s tail curl.
The only thing worse than the picture is that the teacher is reading Twilight to those kids. And she’s holding it up like a picture book…
By the way, there are three Photoshops in this picture.
CAN YOU FIND THEM ALL?
Remember those word/picture puzzles people gave out as a kid?
The word shit should come under the horse’s head.. then it would be an accurate description. “Horse Shit”.
Oh.. and I love how they spelled Original as Orginal.. Or were they spelling it that way cause the horse was in the middle of a barnyard orgy at the time.. hence the anime-ish excitement lines in the background and the look of surprise on the horse’s face???
This is the weirdest James Joyce reference I’ve ever encountered.
Is it that poster in the background? Can’t read it though.
is it one of the kids…they all look strangely ‘stepford’ to me???
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And horses will never talk shit, of course
That is, of course, unless the horse expresses himself openly.
You’ve photoshopped the twilight book into that photo haven’t you? Haven’t you…? Please tell me you have…
oh haha now I see your comment above. I assume the three photoshops are the book, the painting, and the ‘magnicifent’ poster.
Helen, stop making the kids think they’re special.
the horse is better looking than the teacher!
I’m so proud of all of you.
By the way, we’re up to $36.
That looks like something my 9 year old nephew would paint…minus the SHIT because he’s a good boy (unlike his auntie- who is not a good boy) Seriously with 5 nieces and nephews I could be in etsy hog heaven if I could get my mitts on pictures they’ve drawn…just come up with a self important title and an even more self important description and charge a buttload and I’m rich biatch!
One of the tags is “children.”
Genius, pure genius.
I’m referring to Helen and all of you other funny people, obviously. The picture is a bunch of manure!
awww – I thought I was gonna be the the first to spot the poster…. darn it… maybe I’ll console myself with some impulse bidding..
Photoshop is not a verb.
Sure it is.
What a steal at only $130!!
Hey, #35, you cheat; you get to make bold text in your comments.
No… Photoshop is a image editing program.
haha – $41…
Probably worried squirrel blood lady is going to expand her oeuvre.
Doesn’t oeuvre mean egg? Or am I thinking about something else?
I found the photoshops.
1. obviously the painting is photoshopped in.
2. the book
3. you removed the paperbag from the teachers head.
darn it! Was going to buy for DH…
wait false alarm. however a copy of it sold in april.
#60, Somebody spent their tax refund on this gem.
Helen, did you also photoshop sheer disinterest into those children’s faces? Because if you did that is quality work ma’am
jeffreyrcarey- a well funded idiot is still an idiot
The paper bag comment made me laugh and laugh.
Put… back… the… bag.
good, I aim to please
Helen needs to do a type of “Where’s Waldo” pic with this called “Where’s the Shitty Horse”.
NinjaGato – Indeed. Although, could be deductible as an educational expense for next year.
I see a Regretsy children’s book in the Helen’s future.
Fugly preschool teachers worldwide could read snarky comments to disinterested students.
I love this painting so much. Just need to move that decimal one over to the left – and it would be mine all mine. sh*t is right!
Twilight is an awesome touch too – signed, Jacob loves cougars
“to edit an image using a computer program,” 1992, originally in ref. to Photoshop, a bitmap graphics editor trademarked and published by Adobe, released in 1990.
I would totally buy this is it weren’t $130.
oeuvre means artwork but also the work you did. Like the work of a whole life.
@ #29 Efit and #72 GoldieHawn
Me too!! I want this, I have horses that’s what they do – shit all the time and they make me say “shit” plus other select words.
Ahhh if only it wasn’t $130 bucks, it would be hanging in my office down in the barn! Maybe they would trade some jewelry for it.
#71 Lexiii : SHIT!
@#73 – cheers – I knew I couldn’t be right…
JUST saw the teacher’s book. WHAAAAAAH!
I love honesty in art.
I hope along with everyone else that the twilight book is PS’d in! Along with the magnicifant picture and the painting. =)
i just came back from a very long, shitty school day and saw THIS. if i knew that everyday i would be coming home to this hanging in my room, i think everything would turn out ok.
#48 you work for Adobe don’t you?
Photoshop is widely used as a verb. Much like google, which as of 2006 was officially added to the oxford dictionary. :p
I find the fact that the same person can both know James Joyce and paint this incomprehensible
It’s one inch thick.
doesnt anyone else find it odd that golda meier is reading to these kids? http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/barry/gb9.jpg
it looks like the puppet in the far right is trying to leave the room….
i kinda love this.
Do young men who resemble horses usually express themselves by saying “SHIT”?
Is this supposed to represent his self-loathing or what?
Thank you for reminding me not to drink anything and click “View in a Room”.
Excuse me while I go get some paper towels and a new shirt.
Yes I argee with the artist this painting is SHIT.
not sure whats more disturbing, that picture in the room or that woman reading Twilight to those kids i hope you edited that in there.
HAHAHHAHHA that painting and the title of the painting are BRILLIANT.
I have to say it, I love it. It seems I often disagree about the ‘bad’ art that makes it onto this blog. Of course, that could explain why I hardly sell any myself!
Totally laughed out loud at #12.
#81 quantuminsanity : No. I’m in no way affiliated with Adobe… But I am a photographer and an art director “You can just photoshop that, right?’ Guess how many frikin’ times I hear that in a day? Yes, I know it’s a futile battle, but one that needs to be fought just the same. Curse you David Blatner and your spawn. No disrespect to you Helen, or my fellow regresyers…
End of rant…
#92: So you would pay $130 for that? o.O
I wish I had 130$ for this. I mean. I really wish I did. DOES SHE SELL PRINTS?! My sister would fucking love this!
Glad to hear this sold. Now it’s ready to be hung like a horse.
Where do people get these ideas??
Oh Lordy – put that ugly thing out to pasture.
Oh, my god…
This nearly made me piss my pants.
I think I want to own this. What is wrong with me?
This painting expresses my feelings about James Joyce perfectly.
$130.00 sounds like a bunch of horse shit to me.
Mayhaps the Horse was looking at glue bottles and expresssing his feelings?
Seriously I have to get this
and carry it around
OMG this is my absolute favourite regretsy piece. I fell off my chair laughing, I love where it says ‘openly expressing himself’. Fuckin hilarious
I busted out laughing so loud at this painting that my boss thought I was crying.
The painting says it better than I ever could.
Did he paint it with his shit? I guess this is where he got the brown colour from..
@sorgenette – I still don’t get it. What the heck is it supposed to mean?
So do young horses swear? Do young people swear? I don’t get what this is trying to say at all!
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