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Red Vadge of Courage – NSFW

Posted by Helen Killer 151 comments

I realize there are lots of people in Fairyland that think this is adorable, but in the real world, you just don’t run errands with a life-sized vagoo around your neck. This isn’t Womyn’s Studies, it’s the dry cleaner, and the girl behind the counter doesn’t make enough to have to look at your needle felted cooter.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:24 pm
#1 wonderlucky :
Looks like sushi.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:25 pm
#2 Stingray Charles :

Since I’m all alone in the office right now, I’d really enjoy a life size vagina necklace.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:26 pm

OMG…..OMG….”Feel free to contack me if you would like to customize you own”

I know I own one, but I damn sure don’t want it customized, for gosh sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nov 17, 2009
4:26 pm

I mean “contact”

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Nov 17, 2009
4:27 pm

This one is going to sell before the night is out. I just know it.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:28 pm

#1 “Looks like sushi”….ROFLMAO

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Nov 17, 2009
4:29 pm
#7 whyohwhy :

Love that her description starts out “This is my new obsession.” Duh?

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Nov 17, 2009
4:29 pm
#8 VoteAudrey :

I love how this is tagged “gift.”* Just what everyone little boy or girl wants to find under the tree this year. Felted genitalia you can wear!

*tagging items as “gift” is a no-no on Etsy, although if you don’t tag your items as such the admin won’t find you to put your “work” on the front page

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Nov 17, 2009
4:34 pm

i own a vag too chelsea. i don’t want it customized and i sure dont want other people to see it hanging on my chest. though i’m sure they will just think it is a ham and rice sushi.

I just don’t understand it. unless your in the porno industry in what world is wearing my sexual parts cool?… does this mean we should all walk around in public naked now?
celebrating or honoring my woman hood has nothing to do with displaying vaginas or a uterus any where.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:36 pm
#10 SugarShok :
Looks itchy. Possible yeast infection.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:38 pm
#11 everydaymama :
So sick of people saying vag’s are beautiful or empowering! Vagina’s are not beautiful or pretty, especially after you push a kid out of one! And neither are droopy testicles or flaccid penises. I don’t want either hanging around my neck thank you!

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Nov 17, 2009
4:40 pm
#12 Helen Killer :
Can you imagine a guy walking into the bank with a big pair of hairy knitted balls on a chain?

Hey wait, doesn’t Yokoo make those?

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Nov 17, 2009
4:41 pm
#13 addiosix :
I hope the life-size ones come on necklaces too, because the idea of someone walking around a la Flavor Flav with a big ol’ felted vagina hanging around their necks is incredibly amusing to me.

Amusing and terrifying.

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Nov 17, 2009
4:52 pm

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Nov 17, 2009
4:57 pm
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Nov 17, 2009
4:59 pm
#16 butterwort :
It bothers me more that this barely even looks like a vagoo. Look, if I’m going to wear genitalia around my neck I want detail, like that artist who wanted pictures of yours to make a custom replica. I don’t want something that looks like a ball of lint with a clitoris.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:02 pm
#17 Stingray Charles :
Very interesting ensemble emerging from this week’s posts: bald eagle hat, grass earrings, greensleaves fairy dress, “I heart cock” purse, vadge necklace…just missing footwear…

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Nov 17, 2009
5:03 pm
#18 everydaymama :
PS: If my husband ever told me the most beautiful part of me was my vag I’d kick him in the nuts!

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Nov 17, 2009
5:08 pm
#19 wendyokoopa :

I’m appalled and miffed and terrifed all in one breath. WHY God Why?

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Nov 17, 2009
5:14 pm
#20 elvisaintdead :
Shouldn’t the ‘life size’ model be marketed as a belt buckle?

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Nov 17, 2009
5:23 pm
#21 jeffreyrcarey :
100% wool. It’s an ewe cooter.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:23 pm
#22 thehaps :
I’m going to make a needle-felted butthole necklace and walk around proudly displaying it. Hey, it’s beautiful because it’s a part of my body. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:24 pm
#23 jeffreyrcarey :

And pierced.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:28 pm
#24 biggles5 :

#17 charles.. how about these to complete the ensemble?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33249714

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Nov 17, 2009
5:32 pm
#25 TooManyCookbooks :
NO.
What makes me ‘beautifully female’ extends past my genitalia, thanks. I pity women — or is that ~*~WomYn~*~? — who define their female selves by their reproductive bits, excluding anything else that makes them a person. Not to mention how exclusionary it is – what about transgendered women, or women who have survived FGM? Where does that leave their ‘beautifully female’ selves?

There is so much, much more to being a woman than labia and a clitoris.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:39 pm
#26 lilmissmasonjar :
All this needle felted vagina talk has inspired me. I am going to post an Alchemy request for a pair of hand-knit undies… with a needle felted, life-sized, accurately placed vagina. This way I can walk around in the nude all winter long without freezing any of my bits.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:40 pm
#27 chelseagirl :

I am in awe of how funny this is. The best yet! No doubt. #9, #10, #11, #12..YOU ROCK!

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Nov 17, 2009
5:44 pm
#28 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#22: you had me at “butthole”

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Nov 17, 2009
5:47 pm
#29 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Felt ill.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:47 pm
#30 Bad_Wolf :

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your camel toe.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:49 pm
#31 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

“feminine medium”? just what the hell kind of “wool” has she felted?

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Nov 17, 2009
5:53 pm
#32 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#12: Clearly you’ve never been to P-Town for Pride Month.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:53 pm
#33 bonspiel :

I’m pretty much hornswoggled by vagina tchotchkes as well. A disembodied snatch is even freakier than one in context.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:54 pm
#34 NinjaGato :
My Vagina isn’t what makes me “beautifully female” it’s my huge tits.

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Nov 17, 2009
5:56 pm
#35 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#34: you had me at “tits”

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Nov 17, 2009
5:56 pm
#36 NinjaGato :

Speaking of vaginas I want to be this woman when I grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI

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Nov 17, 2009
5:58 pm
#37 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#12: PLEASE DISREGARD!(cowers in a corner) didn’t realize who I was sassing.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:01 pm
#38 Efit :
I’m going to be serious for the first time here on Regretsy. MY VAGINA DOES NOT MAKE ME WHO I AM. In fact, no part of my body makes Efit who she is.

This is like women who dig porn and say, “It’s feminism b/c I’m choosing to enjoy porn!” Whatever, you big loser dork. These vagina addicts are missing the entire point. Goddamit. Pisses me off.

I want a needlefelted butthole. Someone make me one.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:04 pm
#39 Efit :

And hey #2 Stingray – keep it in your pants.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:05 pm
#40 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#36: Oh thanks ALOT NinjaGato, not only is theat song stuck in my head but know I’m thinking of switching teams…STORM…IS…AWESOME!

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Nov 17, 2009
6:10 pm
#41 madamedefarge :

there’s something about a vagina on a chain that just makes me want to hurl all over. this seller needs to find a new obsession.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:18 pm
#42 sbarnes2 :

Vagoo’s aren’t oogly, but they are for private times. Not bank lines.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:20 pm
#43 DucksNew :

This necklace speaks to me. It says, “The person wearing this necklace is following the vagina-loving trend. She is also a ball buster. Literally. If the wearer is male, he is a douchebag.”

BTW, count me as another female who wants nothing to do with vagina in jewelry (or any “art”) form…

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Nov 17, 2009
6:22 pm
#44 quozzity :
you could put it on a longer chain & wear it as a belt. then it could dangle just above your real vagina – very fetching!

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Nov 17, 2009
6:23 pm
#45 DucksNew :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21777574

‘just a little smaller than “life sized”‘

Lovely. It looks like its got an infection.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:23 pm
#46 NinjaGato :

Kamikaze- You are so welcome. I would also happily switch teams for her.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:25 pm
#47 fancy spatula :
How does one go about placing an order for a custom job? Are photographs swapped? Do you simply describe your vag in an email and hope for the best? And if you’re not happy with the “artist’s rendering”, can you return it?

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Nov 17, 2009
6:26 pm
#48 NinjaGato :

45- I wonder if she can make a felted needle full of Penicillin?

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Nov 17, 2009
6:26 pm
#49 Efit :

Ew ew. Looks like the infection (ref #45) has spread from her vaj to her ear. YUCK.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24461472

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Nov 17, 2009
6:45 pm
#50 Memiki :

I’d sooner wear a needle felted verson of my gall bladder before this crap.

People obsessed with genitals are disgusting. I pretty much agree with all the comments so far- I can love who I am and think that I am beautiful WITHOUT obsessing over my fucking vagina. I think they’re disgusting anyway. Each to their own, but obsessing over *any* body part is seriously disgusting if you think about it. A needle felted necklace of an eyeball or a foot would be disgusting too.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:56 pm
#51 hangfire :

#17 & #24 = The Perfect Outfit Ever.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:57 pm
#52 Lexiii :

Does hers always gape open like that? She must have a huge cooter.

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Nov 17, 2009
6:59 pm
#53 hangfire :

Freud would have a field day with all these artists who are obsessed with making body parts. Of course, he would also have a field day with all these people obsessing over artists obsessed with making body parts. Then again, Freud can take his cigar and…

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Nov 17, 2009
7:05 pm
#54 ihatecowls :

Jesus i wish all these felting wimmen would get over their vaginas. I think my own is adorable but i dont think its going to interest the general public to see it strung around my neck

Helen its vegemite not marmite (blegh)

lol

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Nov 17, 2009
7:07 pm
#55 NotMyHyena :

The only thing that could improve this would be if it were scented.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:11 pm
#56 snarky :

from the same creator:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24462362

Cameo of a fetus or George Washington, can’t decide

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Nov 17, 2009
7:14 pm
#57 everydaymama :

#36 NinjaGato :

Speaking of vaginas I want to be this woman when I grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI
————

LMFAO!!! Love that song!! And there are so many “Etsyish” themes in it… She must be a Regretsy fan ;P

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Nov 17, 2009
7:16 pm
#58 Booksanddecaf :

Is it scary that at first I thought it was a jelly donut?

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Nov 17, 2009
7:19 pm
#59 martini :

#55 NotMyHyena : Maybe it’s scratch and sniff.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:20 pm
#60 everydaymama :

I think that chick that made the eagle hat should make an anus hat. Then all these vag obsessed people could stick their heads up their ass literally!

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Nov 17, 2009
7:20 pm

#22 baha you made me wet my felted nether regions. I feel sad for the women that think that their vagina is what makes them powerful.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:22 pm
#62 everydaymama :

A scented felted vag? Hmmmm, would it smell of pixie dust and daisy’s?

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Nov 17, 2009
7:22 pm

(btw – it’s the spleen that makes us powerful)

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Nov 17, 2009
7:23 pm
#64 Booksanddecaf :

#62 – It would smell of whimsy and power.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:24 pm
#65 everydaymama :

#64, LMAO!! Can see the listing now: “Lightly scented with whimsicles and motor oil”.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:25 pm
#66 Cold Salt :
Needs teeth.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:26 pm
#67 the mongoose :

Just the thought of vaginas and needle felting makes me hurt… ow.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:26 pm
#68 Booksanddecaf :

And according to #63, it would also have to smell a bit like spleen… hey would that lady with the squirrel blood happen to have any spare spleens laying around?

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Nov 17, 2009
7:32 pm
#69 everydaymama :

My pinky toe makes me powerful! Add some foot stench to the mix ;P

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Nov 17, 2009
7:33 pm
#70 studiesinscarlet :

I like how she says “I don’t want to sexualize it.”
It’s a fucking vagina. Its sexual by nature in that it is a reproductive organ.

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Nov 17, 2009
7:44 pm
#71 Lara :

I think the vagina jewelry wymyn need to step out of the mold and start creating some clothing for me to wear. I need to show off my love and pride in my ladybits in a big cape, an embroidered sweater, a big ol’ hat. Get with it, Etsy Vag Team!

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Nov 17, 2009
7:47 pm
#72 Booksanddecaf :

#71 – how about one of those whimsicle Ascot hats but with a huge vagina of glory on top?

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Nov 17, 2009
7:57 pm
#73 js :

#22 thehaps – you just made me laugh out loud and scare my cat.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:02 pm
#74 quantuminsanity :

L.. l.. life sized?

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Nov 17, 2009
8:03 pm
#75 everydaymama :

#73 scared her pussy! BAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!

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Nov 17, 2009
8:09 pm
#76 js :

I think these strange genitalia-obsessed Etsians are being unfairly preferential. Where are all the needle-felted gizzards and embroidered kidneys? Why can’t I wear some hand-molded one-of-a-kind glitter-encrusted accessory that proudly proclaims my attachment to my appendix? I think their neglect of other organs is discriminatory.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:14 pm
#77 GoldenAppleofDiscord :

You know I’m thinking my hubby is coming to love going to work wearing the felted VJJ. The guys who work in his group will be so jealous they too will all want have their own felted VJJ. It will be all the rage in Nexcom. Yeah I can see it now…

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Nov 17, 2009
8:19 pm
#78 Helen Killer :

Hi, just wanted to drop in real quick and let you know that the FUCKING SQUIRREL BLOOD NECKLACE SOLD

kthx bai

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Nov 17, 2009
8:21 pm

Word to the wise: do not Google “butthole necklace.” Srsly.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:27 pm
#80 hammerhead77 :
#13-”because the idea of someone walking around a la Flavor Flav with a big ol’ felted vagina hanging around their necks is incredibly amusing to me.”

You just inspired a wee bit of Photoshopping on an otherwise lacklustre Tues evening here at casa de hammerhead :) :

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Nov 17, 2009
8:34 pm
#81 Helen Killer :

Hammerhead, I posted that to Twitpic and Facebook. It’s just amazing.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:41 pm
#82 Lexiii :
Sorry Hammerhead, couldn’t resist.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:43 pm
#83 hammerhead77 :

Have at it. The pic that is.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:45 pm
#84 hammerhead77 :

ROFL Lexiii!! It was inevitable. Maybe Soapy Ho can immortalize that in a soap on a rope.

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Nov 17, 2009
8:57 pm
#85 worldfamousfudgy :

I am thinking… if the “vagoo” were meant to be visualized in the decollete area, we would have been born with said “vagoo” situated thereabouts. This is just too icky. And Helen’s commentary is just killin’ me!

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Nov 17, 2009
9:07 pm
#86 Stiflers Mom :

worldfamousfudgy: if the “vagoo” were meant to be visualized in the decollete area, we would have been born with said “vagoo” situated thereabouts.

……………..

There’s a pearl necklace joke in here somewhere.

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Nov 17, 2009
9:39 pm
#87 grodelated :

i love the word ‘vagoo’. never heard it before. someone needs to photoshop Mr Magoo as Mr Vagoo. i’d do it right now, but i have class in the morning. ‘night everybody.

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Nov 17, 2009
9:46 pm
#88 Frankenkitty :

It’s so unusual, I think it just might sell. Love the vagina o’clock photos!

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Nov 17, 2009
9:49 pm
#89 priceless :

#24 @ biggies5: Nice find! The boots just complete the ensemble, don’t they? Mind you I almost had a seizure from all the clashing colours, patterns, and overall extremely poor workmanship in general….

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Nov 17, 2009
10:04 pm
#90 ihatecowls :

No ones commented on how her labia majora is malformed. I just took a look at mine and i dont have a labia majora that is joined at the top and bottom like a full circle….. Thats why it looks like a jam scroll…

I better take another look.

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Nov 17, 2009
10:04 pm
#91 ihatecowls :

Maybe i need to get mine “customized”

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Nov 17, 2009
10:43 pm

#60 you just made my day BOL!

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Nov 17, 2009
11:11 pm
#93 crapgawker :

@ #92 – Yup – Kraken #60 Everdaymama made my day too! Such wisdom – you just KNOW she’s a mama ♥

Anus hat – LOL!!!

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Nov 17, 2009
11:42 pm
#94 regretmenot :

Oooh yeah, I’m such a feminist. I wear my heart on my sleaves, and my vagoo around my neck.

Put that straight-jacket away. I’m fine.

Ass hat..tee..hee.

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Nov 17, 2009
11:44 pm
#95 regretmenot :

If I had a drink in my hand, I would have totally spewed at the Photoshop…win!

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Nov 17, 2009
11:59 pm
#96 Holly Weird :

If my vagina looked like that, I’d see a doctor.

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Nov 18, 2009
12:00 am
#97 thehaps :

I love the flav. remix. And it brings up another point: There are a variety of penis-themed products on Etsy. Many of them are hilarious and awesome. I would wager that not one of them is about proudly displaying your man-ness to the world by wearing a replica of your schlong on a chain around your neck.

I am so proud to be a man! Look at my penis jewelry! It’s a celebration of what makes me a male! It’s custom needlefelted!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:13 am
#98 regretmenot :

If a guy wore a penis necklace, people would probably just assume it’s a gay thing.

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Nov 18, 2009
12:38 am
#99 AnnetteCurtain :

Forget soap on a rope, it’s minge on a string.

Foul.

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Nov 18, 2009
1:05 am
#100 i am bean :

I think I will buy this for my Gynecologist…for Christmas!

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Nov 18, 2009
2:49 am
#101 worldfamousfudgy :

@100 “I think I will buy this for my Gynecologist…for Christmas!”

My dad was an OB/GYN and would have thought this was hilarious. His patients actually used to make him things of this nature (and worse) and he just LOVED the hideous things. My mom, on the other hand, is also an OB/GYN and finds it abhorrent. If someone gave HER a fuzzy vagoo pendant, she would barf. Go figure…

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Nov 18, 2009
3:41 am
#102 addiosix :

#80 hammerhead77 : You just inspired a wee bit of Photoshopping on an otherwise lacklustre Tues evening here at casa de hammerhead :)

I’m trying. I’m seriously trying here, but I’m finding that words cannot adequately describe how damned awesome that is.

I’m going to scroll back up and look at it again and laugh some more.

*swoon*

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Nov 18, 2009
5:13 am
#103 Tabbie :

“Is your vagina made of wool?”

-I always thought this would be an insult, now it has taken on a whole new meaning!

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Nov 18, 2009
5:40 am
#104 Social Outcast :

Vigantic.

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Nov 18, 2009
5:45 am
#105 everydaymama :

Awww, so happy everyone likes my ass hat idea ;P We may be onto something here!!

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Nov 18, 2009
6:14 am
#106 Tabbie :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=22299875

That likeness is incredible! I wonder where she studied?

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Nov 18, 2009
6:23 am
#107 Cyntastic :

Now ya know when you tell me not to do something, I just hafta… and of course I found this: http://westmifflin.olx.com/genuine-cajun-chicken-butt-necklaces-iid-2524149

Cause you know… it’s what makes a chicken proud to be a chicken… and all that.

I like my vajayjay but I am NOT wearing it on a string!

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Nov 18, 2009
6:54 am
#108 Dix :

Ah, the feminist double-standard. If it’s penis-shaped, it’s tasteless, at best, and a symbol of male oppression, at worst. If it’s vagina-shaped, it’s art.

Am I the only one who feels that celebrating the vagina as stand-in for the whole woman is just as objectifying as is reducing me to a pair of boobs? I am more than gross anatomy, thank you.

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Nov 18, 2009
7:07 am
#109 hotskipper :

Love the word vagoo

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Nov 18, 2009
7:20 am
#110 grodelated :

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Nov 18, 2009
8:24 am
#111 vangoghbabe :

I’m shaping my next Hors’duerves like this. Serving them at my cocktail party.

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Nov 18, 2009
8:24 am
#112 Stingray Charles :

#24: Yes, those boots are crap-tastic! (and whimsicle)

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Nov 18, 2009
8:38 am
#113 Stingray Charles :

#111: How ironic.

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Nov 18, 2009
8:47 am
#114 Stingray Charles :

Oops, what’s up with the #’s?

#113 Grodelated: LOL, I’d love to watch that cartoon.
#114 VGB: How ironic.

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Nov 18, 2009
8:50 am
#115 vangoghbabe :

Dear craftsman:
The symbolism that you use in your “piece” is extraordinary.
Itchy wool
Looks edible.
Attached to a chain.

Yet cozy like a snuggie all at the same time.

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Nov 18, 2009
8:52 am
#116 vangoghbabe :

thank you stingray…I lost my mojo for awhile. Trying to get it back

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Nov 18, 2009
8:52 am
#117 vangoghbabe :

It’s a gradual process

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Nov 18, 2009
9:10 am
#118 Lara :

#113 grodelated, hilarious!

As far as the cat figurine (#106 Tabbie), come on! Doesn’t your cat have two huge, black, obviously sightless eyes that take up 3/4 of his face and a big pink smear where one would assume a nose and mouth to be? Mine certainly has the vestigial shriveled front legs. It just flops around on its balding belly with its half-tail flailing behind it. Obviously you are not a cat person!

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Nov 18, 2009
9:12 am
#119 Efit :

Ok srsly, no one is commenting on the CHICKEN BUTTHOLE NECKLACE #107 Cyntastic found? Are you guys insane or just so focused on the fuzzy vajayjay you looked past it?

Jesus. Christ. Almighty. It’s a necklace. With a dried up chicken butthole. For sale. And the chicken buttholes were free range.

*stunned*

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Nov 18, 2009
9:21 am
#120 WTFisthatanyway :

Since the background is clearly a hospital gown one can’t help but wonder just what the hell kinds of arts and crafts the patients are doing these days. I guess it’s just too hard to basket weave a vagina.

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Nov 18, 2009
9:24 am
#121 vangoghbabe :

#119
I like white meat. Whether it’s around my neck or not

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Nov 18, 2009
9:42 am
#122 Stingray Charles :

#119 Efit: Chicken butts drive you nuts.

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Nov 18, 2009
9:48 am
#123 grodelated :

#119: the worst thing about the chicken-anus necklaces is, what makes them “cajun”? herbs and spices?

and #106: that so-called cat is horrifying.

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Nov 18, 2009
10:37 am
#124 madlucy :

Stupid vagetarian crafty beavers.

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Nov 18, 2009
10:38 am
#125 Cyntastic :

I’ve now found a butthole ring, to go with the necklace… http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=390113135176 and if you are using the ring to propose… nothing says I love you better than some butthole chocolates… http://www.edibleanus.com

Why yes, I am a twisted sister… why do you ask?

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Nov 18, 2009
10:38 am
#126 vangoghbabe :

Chicken anuses and vagina necklaces…oh what to wear to the prom???

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Nov 18, 2009
11:13 am
#127 i am bean :

You Photoshop whizzes rock!

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Nov 18, 2009
12:26 pm
#128 worldfamousfudgy :

Now that I have seen the choco-bung candies, it is very possible that I am dangerously close to having seen everything.

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Nov 18, 2009
1:14 pm
#129 crapgawker :

Makes me want to change my name to CrotchGawker.

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Nov 18, 2009
2:07 pm
#130 suisaidhburke :

ROFLMAO! “Feel free to contact me if you would like to customize you own.” does this mean she will make a necklace of MY vagina!? I know, this has already been pointed out. Just too funny though.

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Nov 18, 2009
2:10 pm
#131 suisaidhburke :

@#17 Stingray Charles :
Very interesting ensemble emerging from this week’s posts: bald eagle hat, grass earrings, greensleaves fairy dress, “I heart cock” purse, vadge necklace…just missing footwear…

now there’s an ensemble to photoshop together!! LOL

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Nov 18, 2009
2:17 pm
#132 suisaidhburke :

“#26 lilmissmasonjar :
All this needle felted vagina talk has inspired me. I am going to post an Alchemy request for a pair of hand-knit undies… with a needle felted, life-sized, accurately placed vagina. This way I can walk around in the nude all winter long without freezing any of my bits.”

Yeah baby! Yeah!!

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Nov 18, 2009
2:17 pm
#133 addiosix :

Somebody needs to go to one of these ‘customize your own vagina accessories to accessorize with!’ people and get a custom order

and give them the description of THE MOST HORRIFYING terrible scary creepy ugly horrid mutant vagina ever..

and then be all ‘DON’T JUDGE ME!’ if they say you’re making it up.

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Nov 18, 2009
2:28 pm
#134 Booksanddecaf :

#131 – You could always go back more than a week and go with the Twilight converse shoes for only $125!

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Nov 18, 2009
4:25 pm
#135 projectkennedy :

hahaha, look what I found: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24462152

It looks like some sort of sex toy that stimulates both uh ’spots’, goes great with the vag necklace!

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Nov 18, 2009
5:11 pm
#136 Avivafae :

You guys are so hilarious.. but I think #1 has it right.. it looks like sushi and if it had a smell I have a feeling it would be of rotting fish too. This artist is a duche who apparently needs to buy some duche for their knitting needles.

I could see amateur porn companies buying these in bulk and giving them out as awards for 5 years of “hard” work.

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Nov 18, 2009
5:12 pm
#137 Avivafae :

I’ld also be very afriad to buy one of those chicken anus necklaces.. think of all the dogs and cats that might try to eat it off you!

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Nov 18, 2009
6:16 pm
#138 YippySkippy :

The creator of this masterpiece isn’t as obsessed as she’d like us all to believe. If she was REALLY obsessed, this fuzzy dangler would have been paired with a genuine vial of menstrual blood. It’s the blood that separates the hardasses from the pussies!

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Nov 18, 2009
8:23 pm
#139 meanmom :

The only thing that could make this worse is if, like another talented regretsy crafter, she offered the option to send in 3-4 oz. of your pet’s nasty hair for her to use to create this gorgeous piece of sh**art.

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Nov 19, 2009
12:57 am

It looks less like a vagina and more like moldy sushi…lmao~

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Nov 19, 2009
3:25 pm
#141 jwheeler :

I finally have something useful I can make with all that leftover dryer lint.

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Nov 19, 2009
3:26 pm
#142 jwheeler :

Also… is it weird that I sort of see the virgin Mary in this thing?

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Nov 19, 2009
8:40 pm
#143 beqi :

So if you flip this necklace over, is there a felted asshole? And can I get a butt necklace for it? I’d really like to know before Christmas.

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Nov 19, 2009
10:38 pm

#143 lmfao, bwaaaaaaaahahahaha~

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Nov 20, 2009
9:56 am
#145 frostypumpkin :

Chicken butt necklaces, anyone? All you vag haters, enjoy these: http://images03.olx.com/ui/1/50/49/2524149_1.jpg

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Nov 20, 2009
10:10 am
#146 frostypumpkin :

Oops chicken butts already been posted! I believe I’ve found “art” worse than this! http://neugalleries.com/exhibitions/netherwhat/

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Dec 1, 2009
9:08 pm
#147 razberries :

she makes it “100% wool and life size”…ok so you know some perv out there is going to try screwing the hell out of it, then either get very itchy afterwards or go to their doctor and try to explain why they have rug burn on their crotch…

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Dec 3, 2009
5:27 pm
#148 lavenderblush :
Dec 4, 2009
4:08 am
#149 It Lives :

This piece is far more disturbing than the scrap yarn vagina:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22293920

I’ll have nightmares thinking about what inspired it.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:34 pm
#150 hamoza :

I’m so suggestable , makes me itch in all the wrong places.Yikes

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Aug 31, 2010
6:29 pm
#151 mad2physicist :

Let me get this straight. She doesn’t want to sexualize a SEX ORGAN?

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