Red Vadge of Courage – NSFW
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I realize there are lots of people in Fairyland that think this is adorable, but in the real world, you just don’t run errands with a life-sized vagoo around your neck. This isn’t Womyn’s Studies, it’s the dry cleaner, and the girl behind the counter doesn’t make enough to have to look at your needle felted cooter.
4:25 pm
Since I’m all alone in the office right now, I’d really enjoy a life size vagina necklace.
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4:26 pm
OMG…..OMG….”Feel free to contack me if you would like to customize you own”
I know I own one, but I damn sure don’t want it customized, for gosh sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4:26 pm
I mean “contact”
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4:27 pm
This one is going to sell before the night is out. I just know it.
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4:28 pm
#1 “Looks like sushi”….ROFLMAO
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4:29 pm
Love that her description starts out “This is my new obsession.” Duh?
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4:29 pm
I love how this is tagged “gift.”* Just what everyone little boy or girl wants to find under the tree this year. Felted genitalia you can wear!
*tagging items as “gift” is a no-no on Etsy, although if you don’t tag your items as such the admin won’t find you to put your “work” on the front page
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4:34 pm
i own a vag too chelsea. i don’t want it customized and i sure dont want other people to see it hanging on my chest. though i’m sure they will just think it is a ham and rice sushi.
I just don’t understand it. unless your in the porno industry in what world is wearing my sexual parts cool?… does this mean we should all walk around in public naked now?
celebrating or honoring my woman hood has nothing to do with displaying vaginas or a uterus any where.
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4:40 pm
Hey wait, doesn’t Yokoo make those?
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4:41 pm
Amusing and terrifying.
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5:08 pm
I’m appalled and miffed and terrifed all in one breath. WHY God Why?
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5:24 pm
And pierced.
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5:28 pm
#17 charles.. how about these to complete the ensemble?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33249714
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5:32 pm
What makes me ‘beautifully female’ extends past my genitalia, thanks. I pity women — or is that ~*~WomYn~*~? — who define their female selves by their reproductive bits, excluding anything else that makes them a person. Not to mention how exclusionary it is – what about transgendered women, or women who have survived FGM? Where does that leave their ‘beautifully female’ selves?
There is so much, much more to being a woman than labia and a clitoris.
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5:40 pm
I am in awe of how funny this is. The best yet! No doubt. #9, #10, #11, #12..YOU ROCK!
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5:44 pm
#22: you had me at “butthole”
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5:47 pm
Felt ill.
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5:47 pm
Handmade? It looks like you made it with your camel toe.
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5:49 pm
“feminine medium”? just what the hell kind of “wool” has she felted?
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5:53 pm
#12: Clearly you’ve never been to P-Town for Pride Month.
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5:53 pm
I’m pretty much hornswoggled by vagina tchotchkes as well. A disembodied snatch is even freakier than one in context.
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5:56 pm
#34: you had me at “tits”
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5:56 pm
Speaking of vaginas I want to be this woman when I grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI
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5:58 pm
#12: PLEASE DISREGARD!(cowers in a corner) didn’t realize who I was sassing.
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6:01 pm
This is like women who dig porn and say, “It’s feminism b/c I’m choosing to enjoy porn!” Whatever, you big loser dork. These vagina addicts are missing the entire point. Goddamit. Pisses me off.
I want a needlefelted butthole. Someone make me one.
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6:04 pm
And hey #2 Stingray – keep it in your pants.
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6:05 pm
#36: Oh thanks ALOT NinjaGato, not only is theat song stuck in my head but know I’m thinking of switching teams…STORM…IS…AWESOME!
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6:10 pm
there’s something about a vagina on a chain that just makes me want to hurl all over. this seller needs to find a new obsession.
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6:18 pm
Vagoo’s aren’t oogly, but they are for private times. Not bank lines.
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6:20 pm
This necklace speaks to me. It says, “The person wearing this necklace is following the vagina-loving trend. She is also a ball buster. Literally. If the wearer is male, he is a douchebag.”
BTW, count me as another female who wants nothing to do with vagina in jewelry (or any “art”) form…
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6:23 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21777574
‘just a little smaller than “life sized”‘
Lovely. It looks like its got an infection.
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6:23 pm
Kamikaze- You are so welcome. I would also happily switch teams for her.
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6:26 pm
45- I wonder if she can make a felted needle full of Penicillin?
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6:26 pm
Ew ew. Looks like the infection (ref #45) has spread from her vaj to her ear. YUCK.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24461472
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6:45 pm
I’d sooner wear a needle felted verson of my gall bladder before this crap.
People obsessed with genitals are disgusting. I pretty much agree with all the comments so far- I can love who I am and think that I am beautiful WITHOUT obsessing over my fucking vagina. I think they’re disgusting anyway. Each to their own, but obsessing over *any* body part is seriously disgusting if you think about it. A needle felted necklace of an eyeball or a foot would be disgusting too.
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6:56 pm
#17 & #24 = The Perfect Outfit Ever.
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6:57 pm
Does hers always gape open like that? She must have a huge cooter.
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6:59 pm
Freud would have a field day with all these artists who are obsessed with making body parts. Of course, he would also have a field day with all these people obsessing over artists obsessed with making body parts. Then again, Freud can take his cigar and…
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7:05 pm
Jesus i wish all these felting wimmen would get over their vaginas. I think my own is adorable but i dont think its going to interest the general public to see it strung around my neck
Helen its vegemite not marmite (blegh)
lol
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7:07 pm
The only thing that could improve this would be if it were scented.
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7:11 pm
from the same creator:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24462362
Cameo of a fetus or George Washington, can’t decide
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7:14 pm
#36 NinjaGato :
Speaking of vaginas I want to be this woman when I grow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5U-YT-mRmI
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LMFAO!!! Love that song!! And there are so many “Etsyish” themes in it… She must be a Regretsy fan ;P
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7:16 pm
Is it scary that at first I thought it was a jelly donut?
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7:19 pm
#55 NotMyHyena : Maybe it’s scratch and sniff.
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7:20 pm
I think that chick that made the eagle hat should make an anus hat. Then all these vag obsessed people could stick their heads up their ass literally!
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7:20 pm
#22 baha you made me wet my felted nether regions. I feel sad for the women that think that their vagina is what makes them powerful.
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7:22 pm
A scented felted vag? Hmmmm, would it smell of pixie dust and daisy’s?
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7:22 pm
(btw – it’s the spleen that makes us powerful)
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7:23 pm
#62 – It would smell of whimsy and power.
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7:24 pm
#64, LMAO!! Can see the listing now: “Lightly scented with whimsicles and motor oil”.
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7:25 pm
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7:26 pm
Just the thought of vaginas and needle felting makes me hurt… ow.
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7:26 pm
And according to #63, it would also have to smell a bit like spleen… hey would that lady with the squirrel blood happen to have any spare spleens laying around?
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7:32 pm
My pinky toe makes me powerful! Add some foot stench to the mix ;P
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7:33 pm
I like how she says “I don’t want to sexualize it.”
It’s a fucking vagina. Its sexual by nature in that it is a reproductive organ.
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7:44 pm
I think the vagina jewelry wymyn need to step out of the mold and start creating some clothing for me to wear. I need to show off my love and pride in my ladybits in a big cape, an embroidered sweater, a big ol’ hat. Get with it, Etsy Vag Team!
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7:47 pm
#71 – how about one of those whimsicle Ascot hats but with a huge vagina of glory on top?
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7:57 pm
#22 thehaps – you just made me laugh out loud and scare my cat.
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8:02 pm
L.. l.. life sized?
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8:03 pm
#73 scared her pussy! BAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!
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8:09 pm
I think these strange genitalia-obsessed Etsians are being unfairly preferential. Where are all the needle-felted gizzards and embroidered kidneys? Why can’t I wear some hand-molded one-of-a-kind glitter-encrusted accessory that proudly proclaims my attachment to my appendix? I think their neglect of other organs is discriminatory.
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8:14 pm
You know I’m thinking my hubby is coming to love going to work wearing the felted VJJ. The guys who work in his group will be so jealous they too will all want have their own felted VJJ. It will be all the rage in Nexcom. Yeah I can see it now…
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8:19 pm
Hi, just wanted to drop in real quick and let you know that the FUCKING SQUIRREL BLOOD NECKLACE SOLD
kthx bai
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8:21 pm
Word to the wise: do not Google “butthole necklace.” Srsly.
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8:27 pm
You just inspired a wee bit of Photoshopping on an otherwise lacklustre Tues evening here at casa de hammerhead
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8:34 pm
Hammerhead, I posted that to Twitpic and Facebook. It’s just amazing.
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8:43 pm
Have at it. The pic that is.
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8:45 pm
ROFL Lexiii!! It was inevitable. Maybe Soapy Ho can immortalize that in a soap on a rope.
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8:57 pm
I am thinking… if the “vagoo” were meant to be visualized in the decollete area, we would have been born with said “vagoo” situated thereabouts. This is just too icky. And Helen’s commentary is just killin’ me!
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9:07 pm
worldfamousfudgy: if the “vagoo” were meant to be visualized in the decollete area, we would have been born with said “vagoo” situated thereabouts.
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There’s a pearl necklace joke in here somewhere.
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9:39 pm
i love the word ‘vagoo’. never heard it before. someone needs to photoshop Mr Magoo as Mr Vagoo. i’d do it right now, but i have class in the morning. ‘night everybody.
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9:46 pm
It’s so unusual, I think it just might sell. Love the vagina o’clock photos!
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9:49 pm
#24 @ biggies5: Nice find! The boots just complete the ensemble, don’t they? Mind you I almost had a seizure from all the clashing colours, patterns, and overall extremely poor workmanship in general….
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10:04 pm
No ones commented on how her labia majora is malformed. I just took a look at mine and i dont have a labia majora that is joined at the top and bottom like a full circle….. Thats why it looks like a jam scroll…
I better take another look.
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10:04 pm
Maybe i need to get mine “customized”
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10:43 pm
#60 you just made my day BOL!
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11:11 pm
@ #92 – Yup – Kraken #60 Everdaymama made my day too! Such wisdom – you just KNOW she’s a mama ♥
Anus hat – LOL!!!
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11:42 pm
Oooh yeah, I’m such a feminist. I wear my heart on my sleaves, and my vagoo around my neck.
Put that straight-jacket away. I’m fine.
Ass hat..tee..hee.
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11:44 pm
If I had a drink in my hand, I would have totally spewed at the Photoshop…win!
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11:59 pm
If my vagina looked like that, I’d see a doctor.
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12:00 am
I love the flav. remix. And it brings up another point: There are a variety of penis-themed products on Etsy. Many of them are hilarious and awesome. I would wager that not one of them is about proudly displaying your man-ness to the world by wearing a replica of your schlong on a chain around your neck.
I am so proud to be a man! Look at my penis jewelry! It’s a celebration of what makes me a male! It’s custom needlefelted!
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12:13 am
If a guy wore a penis necklace, people would probably just assume it’s a gay thing.
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12:38 am
Forget soap on a rope, it’s minge on a string.
Foul.
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1:05 am
I think I will buy this for my Gynecologist…for Christmas!
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2:49 am
@100 “I think I will buy this for my Gynecologist…for Christmas!”
My dad was an OB/GYN and would have thought this was hilarious. His patients actually used to make him things of this nature (and worse) and he just LOVED the hideous things. My mom, on the other hand, is also an OB/GYN and finds it abhorrent. If someone gave HER a fuzzy vagoo pendant, she would barf. Go figure…
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3:41 am
#80 hammerhead77 : You just inspired a wee bit of Photoshopping on an otherwise lacklustre Tues evening here at casa de hammerhead
I’m trying. I’m seriously trying here, but I’m finding that words cannot adequately describe how damned awesome that is.
I’m going to scroll back up and look at it again and laugh some more.
*swoon*
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5:13 am
“Is your vagina made of wool?”
-I always thought this would be an insult, now it has taken on a whole new meaning!
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5:40 am
Vigantic.
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5:45 am
Awww, so happy everyone likes my ass hat idea ;P We may be onto something here!!
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6:14 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=22299875
That likeness is incredible! I wonder where she studied?
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6:23 am
Now ya know when you tell me not to do something, I just hafta… and of course I found this: http://westmifflin.olx.com/genuine-cajun-chicken-butt-necklaces-iid-2524149
Cause you know… it’s what makes a chicken proud to be a chicken… and all that.
I like my vajayjay but I am NOT wearing it on a string!
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6:54 am
Ah, the feminist double-standard. If it’s penis-shaped, it’s tasteless, at best, and a symbol of male oppression, at worst. If it’s vagina-shaped, it’s art.
Am I the only one who feels that celebrating the vagina as stand-in for the whole woman is just as objectifying as is reducing me to a pair of boobs? I am more than gross anatomy, thank you.
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7:07 am
Love the word vagoo
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7:20 am

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8:24 am
I’m shaping my next Hors’duerves like this. Serving them at my cocktail party.
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8:24 am
#24: Yes, those boots are crap-tastic! (and whimsicle)
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8:38 am
#111: How ironic.
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8:47 am
Oops, what’s up with the #’s?
#113 Grodelated: LOL, I’d love to watch that cartoon.
#114 VGB: How ironic.
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8:50 am
Dear craftsman:
The symbolism that you use in your “piece” is extraordinary.
Itchy wool
Looks edible.
Attached to a chain.
Yet cozy like a snuggie all at the same time.
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8:52 am
thank you stingray…I lost my mojo for awhile. Trying to get it back
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8:52 am
It’s a gradual process
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9:10 am
#113 grodelated, hilarious!
As far as the cat figurine (#106 Tabbie), come on! Doesn’t your cat have two huge, black, obviously sightless eyes that take up 3/4 of his face and a big pink smear where one would assume a nose and mouth to be? Mine certainly has the vestigial shriveled front legs. It just flops around on its balding belly with its half-tail flailing behind it. Obviously you are not a cat person!
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9:12 am
Ok srsly, no one is commenting on the CHICKEN BUTTHOLE NECKLACE #107 Cyntastic found? Are you guys insane or just so focused on the fuzzy vajayjay you looked past it?
Jesus. Christ. Almighty. It’s a necklace. With a dried up chicken butthole. For sale. And the chicken buttholes were free range.
*stunned*
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9:21 am
Since the background is clearly a hospital gown one can’t help but wonder just what the hell kinds of arts and crafts the patients are doing these days. I guess it’s just too hard to basket weave a vagina.
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9:24 am
#119
I like white meat. Whether it’s around my neck or not
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9:42 am
#119 Efit: Chicken butts drive you nuts.
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9:48 am
#119: the worst thing about the chicken-anus necklaces is, what makes them “cajun”? herbs and spices?
and #106: that so-called cat is horrifying.
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10:37 am
Stupid vagetarian crafty beavers.
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10:38 am
I’ve now found a butthole ring, to go with the necklace… http://cgi.ebay.ie/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?VISuperSize&item=390113135176 and if you are using the ring to propose… nothing says I love you better than some butthole chocolates… http://www.edibleanus.com
Why yes, I am a twisted sister… why do you ask?
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10:38 am
Chicken anuses and vagina necklaces…oh what to wear to the prom???
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11:13 am
You Photoshop whizzes rock!
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12:26 pm
Now that I have seen the choco-bung candies, it is very possible that I am dangerously close to having seen everything.
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1:14 pm
Makes me want to change my name to CrotchGawker.
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2:07 pm
ROFLMAO! “Feel free to contact me if you would like to customize you own.” does this mean she will make a necklace of MY vagina!? I know, this has already been pointed out. Just too funny though.
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2:10 pm
@#17 Stingray Charles :
Very interesting ensemble emerging from this week’s posts: bald eagle hat, grass earrings, greensleaves fairy dress, “I heart cock” purse, vadge necklace…just missing footwear…
now there’s an ensemble to photoshop together!! LOL
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2:17 pm
“#26 lilmissmasonjar :
All this needle felted vagina talk has inspired me. I am going to post an Alchemy request for a pair of hand-knit undies… with a needle felted, life-sized, accurately placed vagina. This way I can walk around in the nude all winter long without freezing any of my bits.”
Yeah baby! Yeah!!
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2:17 pm
Somebody needs to go to one of these ‘customize your own vagina accessories to accessorize with!’ people and get a custom order
and give them the description of THE MOST HORRIFYING terrible scary creepy ugly horrid mutant vagina ever..
and then be all ‘DON’T JUDGE ME!’ if they say you’re making it up.
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2:28 pm
#131 – You could always go back more than a week and go with the Twilight converse shoes for only $125!
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4:25 pm
hahaha, look what I found: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24462152
It looks like some sort of sex toy that stimulates both uh ’spots’, goes great with the vag necklace!
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5:11 pm
You guys are so hilarious.. but I think #1 has it right.. it looks like sushi and if it had a smell I have a feeling it would be of rotting fish too. This artist is a duche who apparently needs to buy some duche for their knitting needles.
I could see amateur porn companies buying these in bulk and giving them out as awards for 5 years of “hard” work.
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5:12 pm
I’ld also be very afriad to buy one of those chicken anus necklaces.. think of all the dogs and cats that might try to eat it off you!
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6:16 pm
The creator of this masterpiece isn’t as obsessed as she’d like us all to believe. If she was REALLY obsessed, this fuzzy dangler would have been paired with a genuine vial of menstrual blood. It’s the blood that separates the hardasses from the pussies!
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8:23 pm
The only thing that could make this worse is if, like another talented regretsy crafter, she offered the option to send in 3-4 oz. of your pet’s nasty hair for her to use to create this gorgeous piece of sh**art.
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12:57 am
It looks less like a vagina and more like moldy sushi…lmao~
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3:25 pm
I finally have something useful I can make with all that leftover dryer lint.
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3:26 pm
Also… is it weird that I sort of see the virgin Mary in this thing?
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8:40 pm
So if you flip this necklace over, is there a felted asshole? And can I get a butt necklace for it? I’d really like to know before Christmas.
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10:38 pm
#143 lmfao, bwaaaaaaaahahahaha~
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9:56 am
Chicken butt necklaces, anyone? All you vag haters, enjoy these: http://images03.olx.com/ui/1/50/49/2524149_1.jpg
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10:10 am
Oops chicken butts already been posted! I believe I’ve found “art” worse than this! http://neugalleries.com/exhibitions/netherwhat/
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9:08 pm
she makes it “100% wool and life size”…ok so you know some perv out there is going to try screwing the hell out of it, then either get very itchy afterwards or go to their doctor and try to explain why they have rug burn on their crotch…
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5:27 pm
It would go great with this dress! http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2009/03/possibly-the-most-confusing-ugly-prom-dress-weve-ever-arrested.html
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4:08 am
This piece is far more disturbing than the scrap yarn vagina:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22293920
I’ll have nightmares thinking about what inspired it.
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6:34 pm
I’m so suggestable , makes me itch in all the wrong places.Yikes
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6:29 pm
Let me get this straight. She doesn’t want to sexualize a SEX ORGAN?
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