Oh, good. Somebody finally managed to combine two of the biggest obsessions in crafting: mythical creatures and bodily functions. Now if they would just make mermaid tampons, we could all go home.
Remember, as long as you stick your pinky out, using the crapper in view of others is totally acceptable. But if you are dropping a deuce, make sure to use both pinkies.
I’m surprised that the listing title is “with frog” as opposed to “with glitter.” Please tell me that this is tagged “whisicle”.
Mermaid tampons — Helen Killer, you slay me!
I did actually have to look at the listing to see if the toilet seat opened to a bowl… that would be cruel to entice a fairy to simply defecate on a pretend toilet… but thank goodness all the fairies have a place to go now… instead of just pooing like birds all over all sorts of random objects… damn…
At first I was like, where on earth is the frog?! Then I found him. That toilet paper must have been painstaking to wrap like that.
Not suitable for children? I personally do not know any adults who still play with dollhouses. But maybe someone with a reborn baby would love this set. We know that baby will be safe from having to regurgitate splinters.
Eh. I’m so over these Etsy whims. Thinking I can browse MoMa store’s sale section for gift ideas, I get smacked with more of the “w” word. Now it’s just ruined: MoMA is using the term “whimsical.”
She’s sold 10 of these fairy toilets. Maybe people use them as bathroom accessories? I hope they’re not really putting them in trees, like this woman I saw on Wifeswap- she had turned a hole in one of her trees into a fully furnished fairy house. She made the family she swapped with do it too. Crazy…
November 16, 2009 at 10:20 am
Do fairies shit in the woods?
Not any fucking more they don’t.
November 16, 2009 at 10:21 am
It’s accented with glitter. Awesome.
November 16, 2009 at 10:22 am
With the economy the way it is, that roll of toilet paper is going to be stolen soon. Damn wood sprites!
November 16, 2009 at 10:31 am
What, no magazine to read while working it on the throne?
November 16, 2009 at 10:31 am
That’s why faeries walk so strangely, they have splinters in their ass from using wooden toilets.
November 16, 2009 at 10:32 am
Remember, as long as you stick your pinky out, using the crapper in view of others is totally acceptable. But if you are dropping a deuce, make sure to use both pinkies.
November 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
I’m surprised that the listing title is “with frog” as opposed to “with glitter.” Please tell me that this is tagged “whisicle”.
Mermaid tampons — Helen Killer, you slay me!
I did actually have to look at the listing to see if the toilet seat opened to a bowl… that would be cruel to entice a fairy to simply defecate on a pretend toilet… but thank goodness all the fairies have a place to go now… instead of just pooing like birds all over all sorts of random objects… damn…
November 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
Oh fucking great, now that you’ve asked it’ll show up within a month… drafting, design, clay models, not to mention the product testing. ick.
November 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
but… but…. is it just the angle, or is there NO HOLE in that toilet?? do the gnomes have magical shit teleporting ability?
November 16, 2009 at 10:33 am
TP holder is a nice touch, “don’t forget to wipe whimsicle-y.”
November 16, 2009 at 10:41 am
At first I was like, where on earth is the frog?! Then I found him. That toilet paper must have been painstaking to wrap like that.
Not suitable for children? I personally do not know any adults who still play with dollhouses. But maybe someone with a reborn baby would love this set. We know that baby will be safe from having to regurgitate splinters.
November 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
My team of engineers is hard at work on mermaid tampons as we speak — patent pending.
November 16, 2009 at 10:47 am
WOW! I want one full size. I love glitter where I shit! lol REALL?!?!?! who comes up with this stuff?
November 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
Does Tinkerbelle get pissed off when Peter Pan leaves the seat up?
November 16, 2009 at 10:51 am
Personally, if I was a woodland fairy, I’d magic my knobbly logs straight out of my brown eye and far, far away.
Anyway, I’d be far too busy tying leafy bandages around ickle wickle rabbit’s paws to be sitting on the crapper all day.
That shit’s for gnomes and such.
November 16, 2009 at 10:52 am
I’d like to see a little embroidery on the TP, please..if you’re going to be an artist, for God sake be an artist. give 100% people
November 16, 2009 at 10:55 am
Why is the frog waiting for the fairy to come and shit?
Oh, my sick mind, is getting carried away.
November 16, 2009 at 10:55 am
Because it sparkles it should also be tagged “Twilight”.
November 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
Eh. I’m so over these Etsy whims. Thinking I can browse MoMa store’s sale section for gift ideas, I get smacked with more of the “w” word. Now it’s just ruined: MoMA is using the term “whimsical.”
SEE:
http://www.momastore.org/museum/moma/ProductDisplay_Flip-Top%20Flower_10451_10001_51245_-1_11523_11523#
Flip-Top Flower
Escama Studio, 2008
These whimsical flower brooches combine sustainable design with traditional handiwork.
November 16, 2009 at 11:04 am
#17: He’s waiting for the flies that are attracted to the smell of faerie crap.
November 16, 2009 at 11:11 am
Personally I’m thankful for a product like this. I am so sick and tired of seeing fairy shit on my car windshield.
November 16, 2009 at 11:12 am
November 16, 2009 at 11:23 am
Thanks, Helen. What’s in that stack? Vanity Faerie? Better Gnomes and Gardens? Whimsicle Geographic?
November 16, 2009 at 11:25 am
Is it me, or does that look like glittery splooge behind the toilet? Was Edward nearby, lending a hand to the crafter?
November 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
“Was Edward nearby, lending a hand to the crafter?”
Only if the crafter is a cougar.
Excellent, Helen!
November 16, 2009 at 11:37 am
I think I must be alone in loving on this….
November 16, 2009 at 11:41 am
Y’all crackin’ me up. Thanks for the bathroom humor.
November 16, 2009 at 11:42 am
http://www.adagency.com/img/lg/WD-40_ToiletFairy.jpg
November 16, 2009 at 11:43 am
I especially like #15 AnnetteCurtain’s reference to “logs”.
November 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
Ah, Helen I luvs ya!!!
November 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Oh silly Etsian everybody knows that Fairys dont poop. However they do embroider wimsicle images onto toilet paper.
November 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Ok, you guys always make me laugh! #15 – LOVE IT!
And, um #25 you’re not alone – I own one of these
There’s glitter in the toilet too which just makes me giggle!
Yeah – there are lots of adults that collect miniatures
Maybe we’re just reliving our misspent youth??
November 16, 2009 at 11:53 am
A seat suitable for fairy tail.
November 16, 2009 at 12:03 pm
#31 so that they can go wee wee
November 16, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Holy Jesus on a laptop on a fairy toilet!
p
x
November 16, 2009 at 12:08 pm
#33 dude, it’s a frog…not Jesus…..
November 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm
#24: He was probably rubbing the crafter’s whimsicles.
November 16, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I am so sick of “whimsical,” used to describe anything. For me, it’s a code word for “crap.”
November 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
#14 Stingray Charles, did you mean Tinkle Bell?
November 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm
#39: HAHA, yes.
November 16, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Do fairies ever get a visit from Humpty Dumpty?
November 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Mermaid tampons are just sponges, no?
(back to work, Jeff)
November 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
It’s missing the can of air freshener, though…..
November 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Hey Helen,
I think we need to see this piece photoshopped into the picture with the fairy nest.
November 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm
talilasunrise: Didn’t you know? Fairy feces smell like flowers.
November 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm
#45: Fairy Feces Smell Like Flowers – wasn’t that the name of Donovan’s first album?
November 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm
#42: I’m picturing The Little Mermaid with Spongebob Squarepants. I need to get back to wirk.
November 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Stingray Charles, I just peed a little – glittery pee nonetheless!!
November 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I’m so glad the frog is there. Because it just wouldn’t be the same without it.
November 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
#16…I’m still lol
November 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Note that, according to the seller,”the toilet opens and contains “real water” and fairy dust”
For dust read crap, I suppose.
November 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
UMmm, where would a mermaid tampon even GO????
November 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
She’s sold 10 of these fairy toilets. Maybe people use them as bathroom accessories? I hope they’re not really putting them in trees, like this woman I saw on Wifeswap- she had turned a hole in one of her trees into a fully furnished fairy house. She made the family she swapped with do it too. Crazy…
November 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I feel sad that a tree had to die for this to exist.
November 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Bacon Sofa
November 16, 2009 at 7:17 pm
#26:
I think its kinda silly and cute too. >.>
November 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm
WTH is up with this?! The last time I checked fairies pissed rainbows and shit butterflies. They don’t even NEED a freakin toilet!
November 16, 2009 at 11:23 pm
#15, you made me pee a little. “that shit’s for gnomes and such”
November 16, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Hey, this is a good thing. No more Fairy Fairy in the sky, why’d you do that in my eye.
November 17, 2009 at 3:56 am
Does the toilet set lift up? If not, what’s the point?
November 18, 2009 at 8:07 am
If a fairy shits in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a splash??
November 18, 2009 at 8:10 am
Instructions: Little Fairy, place your “tiny” butthole on the “knothole” on the log, grunt really hard to push tiny turd through the wood.
Need to be a Ninja Fairy to accomplish task.
December 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm
I thought the whole point of being a fairy is you didn’t have to take shits.
June 5, 2010 at 5:38 am
Well, Helen Killer, no one has made mermaid tampons yet, but this is pretty close:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/48220940/mermaid-vulva-pendant?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=vaginas&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=2&includes=tags&includes=title