Cirque de So Lame

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Don’t look in the crawlspace.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:25 pm
#1 pauldodo :

They don’t have bodies……just faces…..

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Nov 16, 2009
1:26 pm
#2 mannequinreject :

Dear God. Seeing something like this when I was 5 would have given me nightmares for weeks.

At 25, it just makes me cry. lol

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Nov 16, 2009
1:26 pm
#3 YankBoffin :

Can’t sleep. Wreath will eat me.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:27 pm
#4 redseaglass :

I’m loving the “Volvo Lion” in her shop… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=27409683

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Nov 16, 2009
1:29 pm
#5 Sammy the Goose :

“Don’t look in the crawlspace.”

Yep. Nothing says, “Have a John Wayne Gacy Christmas” like a wreath of creepy clown faces.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:31 pm
#6 Lexiii :

This is my worst nightmare. :(

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Nov 16, 2009
1:31 pm
#7 pottery123 :

Geez, even the tags don’t help me know when to hang this. I not good without some sort of direction.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:31 pm
#8 trashtramp :

It’s only cool if you can squirt water out of the roses… But it’s still friggin’ spooky.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:32 pm
#9 Bad_Wolf :

I didn’t know Stephen King had an Etsy site.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:32 pm
#10 tigerflight :

awesome. now juggalos can celebrate like the rest of us

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Nov 16, 2009
1:34 pm
#11 denisewalks :

I’d run screaming into the street if I saw that thing. I F-ing hate clowns. Creepy bastards!

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Nov 16, 2009
1:34 pm
#12 Stingray Charles :

Makes me want to ring the doorbell, just to see who’ll open the door.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:36 pm
#13 NinjaGato :

Holidays at the Gacy house.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:37 pm
#14 turtlegirl76 :

You could have taken anything from that shop and posted it. The creepiness is throughout that shop.

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Nov 16, 2009
1:42 pm
#15 fancy spatula :

CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!! AAARGH!

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Nov 16, 2009
1:43 pm
#16 artistamuerta :

omg kill this now before it feeds on the innocent!

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Nov 16, 2009
1:44 pm
#17 getsy :

“They all float! ”
creepy indeed! :/

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Nov 16, 2009
1:50 pm
#18 everydaymama :

Love the description, Obviously she was in a DAZE when this was made!!

“large made with individual assorted balls of fabric
hours of work
daze of scary fun
looks great on the front door”

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Nov 16, 2009
1:51 pm
#19 everydaymama :

OMG! Look at pic #3 of this item… The eyes are those of a psychotic clown!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Nov 16, 2009
1:52 pm
#20 stacil97 :

This is for the un-social person, who doesn’t want any visitors. Because once someone comes to the door and sees that on the front door, they will be turning right around and leaving. Really scary!!!

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Nov 16, 2009
2:05 pm
#21 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26919354

She had to have had me in mind for this gem

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Nov 16, 2009
2:07 pm
#22 longpig :

We all float down here…

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Nov 16, 2009
2:07 pm
#23 I n s a n e C l o w n P o s s e :

This is the cover of our next album, definitely.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:08 pm
#24 NinjaGato :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26918740

Reminds me of my favorite line from Tommy Boy:
Hey Richard…who’s your favorite Little Rascal? Alfalfa or SPANKY?!! HEHE sinner.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:11 pm
#25 dangerousmezzo :

I like this seller’s stuff — she’s got a sense of humour about craft and I love the Volvo Lion :) The wreath is really scary, though — especially since I’m currently re-reading Stephen King’s IT.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:15 pm
#26 personalearthquake :

this is not ok.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:19 pm
#27 DucksNew :

#20 NinjaGato, seller can’t even spelled “world” lol.

Also, this is terribly creepy: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=21777800

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Nov 16, 2009
2:21 pm
#28 DucksNew :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=21778631

This seller should win an achievement award from Regretsy…

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Nov 16, 2009
2:30 pm
#29 Stingray Charles :

I’m picturing slimy clown babies squirting out of the center of this thing.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:33 pm
#30 WTFisthatanyway :

Kiss Me Fatboy!

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Nov 16, 2009
2:52 pm
#31 chicaflamenca :

It just seems that etsy is turning into the craft show of yesteryear….with the hand CROTCHED scrubbies and what not. Yuck. Etsy used to be so cool, then they let crap like this on.

And this REALLY scares me. For $45.00. Huh.

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Nov 16, 2009
2:53 pm
#32 vangoghbabe :

“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”

Jack Handy

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Nov 16, 2009
2:55 pm
#33 vangoghbabe :

Underneath all that make-up, big red nose and rainbow wig is an etsy crafter waiting to get out…

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Nov 16, 2009
3:09 pm
#34 vangoghbabe :

If you change the flowers out seasonally, it’s a wreath for all seasons.

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Nov 16, 2009
3:15 pm
#35 fancy spatula :

#25- Having a sense of humor is one thing, slapping glitter and a Barbie head on a cardboard cross and then charging $15 is called living in denial. If you’re going to do kitsch, is should be well done kitsch. Just ask my vast array of tacky Jesuses (Jesi?).

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Nov 16, 2009
3:16 pm
#36 grodelated :

“clowned” is not a word that needs to exist. it will only encourage things to start having the property of being clowned.

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Nov 16, 2009
3:20 pm
#37 Efit :

#36 grodelated – Agreed. The verbing of nouns should not apply when discussing creepy clowns.

That said, I would buy this wreath without the clowns b/c I like kitschy feel of just the fabric balls. Too bad she clowned it up —–(SHIT!)

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Nov 16, 2009
3:26 pm
#38 fugsly :

that shop is awesome!! love it!!!!!

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Nov 16, 2009
3:28 pm
#39 dangerousmezzo :

I just think it would be more regretsy-worthy if the seller intended the wreath to be cute and non-frightening :)

Like people who sell diaper cakes. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31199049

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Nov 16, 2009
3:34 pm
#40 Avivafae :

I wonder if this is what scares Steven King at night. Although I am thinking of buying some of this stuff just to keep away the door-to-door salesmen (yes they do come around usually as college or high school students selling magazines) and the people who come around to prosthelytize.

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Nov 16, 2009
3:41 pm
#41 TooFewShoes :

…the stuff of nightmares.

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Nov 16, 2009
3:50 pm
#42 Frankenkitty :

That one’s actually kind of tame for Hellray.

This has always been one of my favorites from her.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21777800

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Nov 16, 2009
3:57 pm
#43 akiddo :

hellray’s whole store reminds me of that kid, sid, from toy story….you recognize all the stuff, but it’s disturbingly rearranged….

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Nov 16, 2009
3:58 pm
#44 Art By Blakenetizen :

Lmaoo #13 Holidays at the Gacy house.! http://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/john-wayne-gacy.jpg

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Nov 16, 2009
4:59 pm
#45 Redshirt Knitting :

The faces are pointing in all different directions, so no matter where you stand, a clown is staring at you! *sobs*

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Nov 16, 2009
5:29 pm
#46 Pytt :

you are off to visit your potential parents-in-law for the first time. they are obviously a whimsicle couple since their front door is sporting that special colourful clowned wreath…

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Nov 16, 2009
5:38 pm
#47 crapgawker :

The only thing that would make this creepier is if instead of clown faces, reborn infant heads were used.

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Nov 16, 2009
5:45 pm
#48 okenter :

When you absolutely, positively don’t want solicitors or trick-or-treaters to knock on your door….

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Nov 16, 2009
6:43 pm
#49 sar-sar :

The only thing missing is a vagina.

@#5 Sammy the Goose & #48 okenter ;) lolz

God, I don’t want to think of ICP on etsy.

Holy fuck.

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Nov 16, 2009
7:11 pm
#50 Luna :

*sobs* We need clown warnings for such posts. Damn coulrophobia.

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Nov 16, 2009
7:20 pm
#51 mushroom :

That has Halloween or “Welcome to my mother in law” written all over it!

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Nov 16, 2009
7:27 pm
#52 VoteAudrey :

Help.

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Nov 16, 2009
11:18 pm
#53 Stiflers Mom :

Not gonna see be seeing THIS on Sewing with Nancy.

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Nov 17, 2009
3:52 am
#54 StinkBait :

Her avatar is awesome.

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Nov 17, 2009
9:41 am
#55 i am bean :

finally…something to keep the Jehovas Witnesses away!

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Nov 17, 2009
10:07 am
#56 crankedmunkie :

I dare someone to give this to their girlfriend for Valentine’s Day.

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Nov 19, 2009
10:21 am
#57 poppie77 :

What a lovely gift to send someone who is afraid of clowns!

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Nov 20, 2009
10:24 am
#58 beqi :

I keep waking up screaming. I wonder why.

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Nov 21, 2009
3:10 pm
#59 nitebyrd :

Why? Oh! Why, did it have to be clowns?

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