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Nov 15, 20097:06 pm
That poor puppy has a hoof!
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Nov 15, 20097:08 pm
Just wow, I hope that they didn’t make you pay for that. I’d kind of like to see the original pic.
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Nov 15, 20097:09 pm
oh my, he has a Michael Jackson nose, a bow in his werewolf head, and a cape (notice no hair on his back?)…yes, and a hoof, #2
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Nov 15, 20097:11 pm
It’s like a cross between yoda and gollum
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Nov 15, 20097:14 pm
Oh my, I would be curious to know how much she was going to charge for that POS!
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Nov 15, 20097:14 pm
hey, they can make a “reborn” doll of this…just think of the possibilities!!!
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Nov 15, 20097:15 pm
This is “Where The Wild Things Are”…
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Nov 15, 20097:15 pm
damn.. i’d be pissed if i paid for this… it’s BLATANTLY made in the program Freehand 7 and poorly at that.
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Nov 15, 20097:15 pm
I was going to ask if the puppie’s name was Yoda.
In fact, perhaps this is Mr. Heat Miser’s pet. Calophi?
Funny, Jea. You are #1.
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Nov 15, 20097:19 pm
that would be the “puppy’s” name. doh.
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Nov 15, 20097:19 pm
Is this a “Where The Wild Things Are” version of your dog? Because it’s great if that’s what you wanted! Hahaha
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Nov 15, 20097:23 pm
This looks like one of those monsters the History Channel is always looking for.
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Nov 15, 20097:25 pm
That’s really really really really really really really terrible.
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Nov 15, 20097:28 pm
This is really supposed to be a poodle? This looks like what would happen if one didn’t mutant-proof the electrical sockets around one’s house. Michael Jacksonesque nose, a hoof, the kind of mouth that you’d find on a drooling “slow” toddler… I just don’t get it. I never will.
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Nov 15, 20097:28 pm
Okay, vectoring is easy, especially if you’re fucking TRACING! What the hell!
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Nov 15, 20097:30 pm
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Nov 15, 20097:30 pm
it’s the legendary chupacabra…
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Nov 15, 20097:35 pm
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Nov 15, 20097:41 pm
I would love to see what you sent her.
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Nov 15, 20097:43 pm
I would too, Jojo. I’ll see if she’ll send it to me.
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Nov 15, 20097:45 pm
To be fair… we would need to see the original photo.
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Nov 15, 20097:46 pm
This is a puppy? Oh, I SO want to know who the seller is …
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Nov 15, 20097:53 pm
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Nov 15, 20097:59 pm
#10: I don’t know, I have a feeling this thing has a face not even Heatmiser could love. o.O
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Nov 15, 20098:00 pm
That stinks! Whoever wrote the e-mail… I’d like to offer you a free silhouette of your pet. I don’t sell pet portraits, but I’ve done them before. Certainly looked better than that one.
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Nov 15, 20098:13 pm
@ #26, I forwarded your info to the person who submitted this (I’m a little leery of emails and other personal info being posted in the comments).
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Nov 15, 20098:25 pm
my husband and I both thought chupacabra. Someone needs to report that seller to the humane society..poor puppy 
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Nov 15, 20098:34 pm
C’mon, now! What if the dog really looks like that? You’re going to give the poor thing a complex!
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Nov 15, 20098:35 pm
Paris and Perez Hilton had a child, you are looking at that child’s silhouette.
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Nov 15, 20098:43 pm
To be fair, we should see the picture you gave them. You could’ve given them a picture of my hairy brother for all I know!
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Nov 15, 20098:45 pm
Nov 15, 20098:46 pm
(Sorry I got a little excited!) Two WORDS people: TEEN WOLF
http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/teen_wolf.jpg
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Nov 15, 20099:23 pm
If you stare at it a long time…it moves.
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Nov 15, 20099:40 pm
Lexii your MIL comment def made me LOL. Nice.
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Nov 15, 20099:49 pm
I feel a song in my now, guys.
THE BALLAD OF THE PUPPY
One day a man rolled into town
And brought with him a cage
He told the people to gather ’round
As he set up on a stage
We held our breaths as he opened the locks
“Don’t be afraid,” he said
“It’s just a puppy” — but then inside the box
We saw a monster instead
Oooh, puppy!
With hooves instead of paws
Oooh, puppy!
It’s tail had ten sharp claws
Oooh, puppy!
It was the puppy
The puppy that came from Satan
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Nov 15, 20099:49 pm
Its hair stood up where it wasn’t bald
It’s nose looked like a man’s
It burned the earth wherever it sprawled
And it looked like it had plans
It wore a shirt over its hump
Its jaw was made of bread
When it turned around and took a dump
Someone fell over dead
Oooh, puppy!
Its ears were like a bat’s
Oooh, puppy!
It ate the flesh off cats
Oooh, puppy!
It was the puppy
The puppy that came from Satan
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Nov 15, 20099:50 pm
The man packed up when he saw no buyers
And sneered as we drew back
Drove off so fast smoke came from his tires
Which left a thick black track
We were just glad it went without brawl
But then I saw one night
That dog was listed as “whimsical”
On some little craft website
Oooh, puppy!
It went for forty bucks
Oooh, puppy!
The seller’s rating sucks
Oooh, puppy!
It was the puppy
The puppy that came from Satan
Oooh, puppy!
It was the puppy
The puppy that came from Satan!
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Nov 15, 200910:01 pm
OMG!! Toto really got fucked up in that tornado with Dorothy didn’t he! Yikes!!
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Nov 15, 200910:08 pm
Might it be V*** at ******erstudio?
It’s no good, man.
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Nov 15, 200911:17 pm
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Nov 15, 200911:18 pm
The more I look at this and attempt to see a poodle the more hilarious it becomes to me. I really can’t make sense of what I’m looking at here.
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Nov 15, 200911:37 pm
I’m seeing Eddie Munster’s head on the body of a terrier.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Munster
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Nov 15, 200911:48 pm
I immediately thought she sent a silhouette of the heat miser. Apparently, I am not alone and that disturbs me to no end. This is a crime to charge any money for any of this. Ugh.
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Nov 16, 200912:37 am
Ouch. I’m vaguely reminded of a seller I wandered across who sold pencil drawings of photos. They looked like they’d had some help via photoshop or some sort of tracing mechanism much like I assume this er, silhouette had. Not very handmade to me.
But I think my cat would be easier to silhouette cause he’s rather fat and potato-shaped.
P.S. silhouette is a hard word to spell correctly! What’s a good whimsicle spelling? Silowet?
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Nov 16, 200912:38 am
you know. i’d offer to draw her dog and i could probably do a much better job on some paper and pencil that this guy did in a crap ass Freehand 7.0 program
im a little busy making web graphics
i think in guna have to agree it’s Definatly a chupacabra
Nice song StreetCornerHooker .. it fits it really fits
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Nov 16, 20091:33 am
I think I saw that dog at a Gorillaz concert. Couldn’t figure out where I had seen it.
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Nov 16, 20091:39 am
@ 38 I love the song! It’s way better than the portrait! But then how do we know this little innocent “poodle” doesn’t really look like this? Maybe the owner is a crazy scientist…
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Nov 16, 20091:43 am
I hate silhouettes.
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Nov 16, 20091:48 am
Check out the date the seller sent the proof: Friday the 13. Say no more.
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Nov 16, 20092:08 am
It has Michael Jackson’s nose.
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Nov 16, 20092:11 am
I’m going to have to say “fox with mange”…
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Nov 16, 20092:43 am
I hate to tell you this, but your poodle is one of the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz.
If my dog was that ugly, I’d shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards.
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Nov 16, 20092:56 am
Oh LOL its a man-poodle!!
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Nov 16, 20093:16 am
Holy crap, it’s that thing that came out of that machine in The Fly II.
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Nov 16, 20094:32 am
Oh my lans! Wow, either I have no f’ing idea what a poodle looks like or this is terrible…
Unless this poodle doused itself with water, took a bath in super stiff hair gel and then stuck it’s paw in a light socket — well then, wow…
I am so glad I have a fish.
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Nov 16, 20094:35 am
LOL. The Tattler’s “ass…backwards” joke cracked me up.
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Nov 16, 20095:10 am
Maybe that’s his ear on the left side and not it’s nose. It could be the angle of the actual pic. I really want to see the original.
Either way, would not have paid for this.
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Nov 16, 20095:20 am
HOLY SHIT it’s like a clone from that episode of family guy last night.
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Nov 16, 20095:36 am
#47 You’re right, it definitely does look Gorillaz-like. Perhaps it’s something Murdoc summoned from the depths of hell?
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Nov 16, 20096:51 am
I laughed so hard last night when I saw it that I peed my pants. Almost did the same thing again this morning upon viewing it for a second time! This truly is hideous! We reallllllly need to see the original picture so we can compare. Now, off to change my pants again! 
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Nov 16, 20096:55 am
Off to go search for sellers with the word studio in their name and silhouettes in their items…….
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Nov 16, 20096:56 am
Seems like pet silhouettes are all the rage.
Check out this Shih Tzu (I think you can leave off the ‘zu.’)
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26727535
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Nov 16, 20096:57 am
#36-#38 Street Corner Hooker: Best. Ballad. EVERRRR!!!
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Nov 16, 20097:10 am
#63…that looks like a ski hat with a huge bumble on the top LOL!
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Nov 16, 20097:14 am
Holy shit, this man-puppy is adorable! It has some serious carni-action going on and I LOVE IT. I love the itty-bitty tongue, the pointy bat ear, the Bart Simpsons hair do, and the cloven hoof. A-FUCKING-DORABLE.
Where can I get a dog like this?
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Nov 16, 20097:18 am
#66 Efit, I’m sure Satan is taking custom orders if you would like to have a half-demon-dingo bred just for you! YOOOOOWL
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Nov 16, 20097:30 am
http://showclix.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/calendario-gollum.jpg
Just add spiky fur
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Nov 16, 20097:31 am
#67 VoteAudrey – Excellent! Tho this surprises me. This man-puppy looks way too cute to be bred in the bowels of H-E-Double Hockey Sticks.
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Nov 16, 20097:51 am
I would be livid. This can’t be real. hahaha!
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Nov 16, 20098:06 am
Reminds me of the dog-man from the remake of “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers”
http://www.retrocrush.com/scary/80.html
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Nov 16, 20098:10 am
Spoodle: half Satan / half poodle
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Nov 16, 20098:13 am
As a full-time professional papercut/silhouette artist, I am completely appalled and would like to offer this poor person a free silhouette to show her what REAL papercut artists can do!
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Nov 16, 20098:15 am
Vote Audry: Is that a monkey or a dog?!
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Nov 16, 20098:56 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34276385
Poodle Silhouette done right.
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Nov 16, 20099:04 am
Maybe a dingo ate your poodle?
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Nov 16, 20099:16 am
@ #76 thefrog:
And threw it back up?
HAHA is it me or does the poodle seem to have a dracula cape? OMG IT’S A WIMSIKLE TWIDOG!
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Nov 16, 20099:36 am
Good grief–the silhouette looks like it’s gagging at *itself*.
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Nov 16, 20099:38 am
I know I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/shescomeunstrung/4109133865/
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Nov 16, 200911:06 am
I’d one of the litter…name it after it’s bitch.
Rosemary
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Nov 16, 200911:53 am
I had a dream about this scary beast last night. Woke up crying.
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Nov 16, 200912:00 pm
Obviously tired…please note:
I would “like” one of the litter…..
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Nov 16, 200912:09 pm
Someone call Ed Elric to put the poor chimera out of its misery.
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Nov 16, 20091:24 pm
Preserve your fond memories of the night your father murdered your mother with this handsome papercutting: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33491896&ref=sr_gallery_2&&ga_search_query=papercutting&ga_search_type=all&ga_page=4&includes=tags_exact
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Nov 16, 20091:37 pm
#79 thefrog:
My laptop is now full of diet coke and spittle. I needed that.
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Nov 16, 20092:57 pm
#84 babalu! That’s great. Haaahaaa (nope, i got nothing more clever than that)
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Nov 16, 20095:35 pm
It looks as if your dog is staring in disbelief… probably at the artwork you ordered.
Does that make it one of those infinite mirror things?
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Nov 16, 20097:01 pm
ahahahahah
comment #1 for the win
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Nov 16, 200911:45 pm
“I have almost achieved perfection you see, of a divine creature that is pure, harmonious, absolutely incapable of any malice. And if in my tinkering I have fallen short of the human form by the snout, claw or hoof, it really is of no great importance.”
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Nov 17, 20099:58 am
That’s really, really terrible…it’s almost like the seller woke up one day and said ‘hmmm, silhouettes look really easy to do, why don’t I sign up to Etsy and make some extra money, do cute little doggies and charge people money for it. I can’t cut a straight line to save my life…but no worries, no one will notice because pet sillouettes are soooooo cute…and eeeevvvveryone is doing it!’
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Nov 18, 20092:05 am
Maybe if the poodle had been electrocuted….?
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Nov 18, 20094:10 pm
#90, i am bean:
THAT is EXACTLY what I’m thinking. I’ve got some scissors and some construction paper, so please send pictures of your demon spawn post-haste!
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Nov 20, 200910:12 pm
Manbearpig is real!
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Dec 17, 20097:09 pm
#93:
Dear God…you’re right! O.o
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