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How Now

The perfect gift for someone who likes dead shit with fruit painted on it.

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  1. rodgertheshrubber
    November 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

    Mad cow is bacccck.

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  2. tennessee
    November 13, 2009 at 11:08 am

    What.the.hell?

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  3. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 11:09 am

    My motto: Live like you’re dying, because after you die, some asshole’s gonna paint your skull to resemble a watermelon.

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  4. bffm79
    November 13, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Sweet! I can hang it next to my dried bull testicles painted with cherries!

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  5. Avivafae
    November 13, 2009 at 11:14 am

    It’s like the sun.. stare at it long enough and you’ll go blind.

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  6. gnommy
    November 13, 2009 at 11:14 am

    I see she also does pet portraits. So when your pet dies, you can have the taxidermist give the leftovers to Deerhoof Chick, hand over the skull to this “artist,” and get a inkjet certificate, too. Now *that’s* Etsy Alchemy.

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  7. Such is the Craft Ninja
    November 13, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Let’s just imagine that Mary Engelbrecht was the art director for The Dark Crystal. This is what the Skeksis would look like!

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  8. kurlygurl722
    November 13, 2009 at 11:15 am

    LOL @ stingray… I think I would rather have a dead cow skull with a desert motif painted on it.. seems fitting yes?

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  9. ohdearydearyme
    November 13, 2009 at 11:24 am

    um.

    I’m totally lost for words except that the colours fit with my nursery decor… the skull not so much…

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  10. jeffreyrcarey
    November 13, 2009 at 11:24 am

    My dog would love this!

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  11. Basher_Keaton
    November 13, 2009 at 11:27 am

    I’m kind of sad that this wasn’t marked as “whimsicle”.

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  12. NotMyHyena
    November 13, 2009 at 11:28 am

    @kurlygurl722, as opposed to a dessert motif?

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  13. DucksNew
    November 13, 2009 at 11:29 am

    I have to say this might be the most disturbing thing
    I’ve seen on this site (and that is saying plenty). It’s definitely in the top 5-10. I don’t know why this messes with my head as much as it does but, damn. Anyone know the opposite of whimsicle?

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  14. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I’ll buy it if it comes with a “My family ate a whole cow and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt and a watermelon skull” shirt.

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  15. Such is the Craft Ninja
    November 13, 2009 at 11:41 am

    According to Thesaurus.com, antonyms of “whimsical” are “sensible” or “reasonable”
    LMFAO.

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  16. Calophi
    November 13, 2009 at 11:42 am

    She has another one up too. Where the heck is she getting all these cow skulls?

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12995706

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  17. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Hold on now, $138 dollars? You can get all the painted cow skulls you want at the Santa Fe flea market for around 20 dollars a piece (don’t be afraid to haggle).

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  18. jojo
    November 13, 2009 at 11:52 am

    I’ll bet it smells real nice-like. Yummmmmmmm. And you could hang it in your kitchen to attract flies like a fly-strip. Maybe rub a little meat juice on it every once in a while to refresh it.

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  19. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    #13: I’m pretty sure selling pieces of dead animals on a crafting website is the opposite of whimsical.

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  20. ChronicFabulist
    November 13, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    The eye holes make this a festive receptacle for chips and salsa at my next barbecue.

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  21. Laurinha
    November 13, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Bizarre! And so is the fork photo holder also for sale in the shop

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  22. turtlegirl76
    November 13, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    o.O What in the hell?

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  23. marimoy
    November 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    at least the colors are nice! LOL!

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  24. babalu
    November 13, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    And another one in the whimsicle fruit-based motif http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28104383

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  25. vangoghbabe
    November 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I have paint and brushes….going to dig something up. BRB

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  26. vangoghbabe
    November 13, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Just how many animals have to die to satisfy the need for art?

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  27. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    OK, after this I’m going to do some actual work. Bye.

    http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6347382

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  28. martini
    November 13, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    I think it’s very moooooooving…

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  29. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    @vangoghbabe, welcome back. All of them? What did you dig up btw?

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  30. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    @Stingray Charles, still feeling the love you mad genius.

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  31. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    @martini, bravo, brevity is wit.

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  32. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    and finally, with apologies to Efit, yeah, whatever cow hater.

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  33. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    #29: Thanks, have a whimsicle weekend.

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  34. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    @#26 Stingray Charles:

    Marry me.

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  35. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    @#31 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell:

    LOL. Have my baby.

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  36. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    I mean, (’cause I’m a girl): I’ll have you’re baby. (@#31 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell)

    Jesus, all this dead animal shit is screwing with my gender boundaries.

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  37. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    *your*

    JESUS CHRIST.

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  38. i am bean
    November 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    this is just plain hideous…who would buy it?

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  39. DucksNew
    November 13, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I don’t care about whimsical anymore, To me it’s all about “whimsicle” which has more whimsy than whimsical and is fluffy and light kind of like cotton candy only you can’t eat it. Or maybe you can…

    But yea, this thing is 100% not whimsicle. It’s not whimsical either. If this seller has more than one skull for sale I have to wonder if they own a slaughter house…

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  40. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    #33-35: Efit, so I’m supposed to marry you after Kamikaze knocks you up? Me so confused.

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  41. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    @ #34 through #36 Efit, I’ll have your baby, you have mine, I’m not hung up, but I will fight for Stingray Charles. In the immortal (paraphrased) words of Jake Shears “my boyfriend keeps trying to get me pregnant; of course it won’t work, but who am I to discourage him?”

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  42. pottery123
    November 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    #37 It has 3 hearts!!!

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  43. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    #39 Stingray Charles YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE BACK WORKING!

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  44. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    #39 Stingray Charles
    #40 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell

    Yes.

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  45. NinjaGato
    November 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    I see the connection. Cows and watermelons are both delicious.

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  46. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    BUMP
    Please read Stingray Charles link located in post #27 (I’m too postarded to paste a working link)
    PEOPLE
    ARE
    OFFERING
    SINCERE
    APPEARING
    RESPONSES!

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  47. hammerhead77
    November 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    It needs to have some Precious Moments figurines stuck in the eyesockets….

    #7 Craft Ninja…Mary Engelbright meets The Dark Crystal…LMAO!!!

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  48. pauldodo
    November 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I wonder if they hum happily to themselves as they paint?

    p
    x

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  49. Efit
    November 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Yeah, it’s pretty obvious deciphering which of the forum posters are “us” and which are “them.”

    Here, I’m lazy but dedicated:
    http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=6347382

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  50. everydaymama
    November 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Man, take a nap and wake up to cow skulls painted like fruit! Or am I still dreaming? Aaaaahhhhhhhh!

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  51. vangoghbabe
    November 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    BBQ beef and watermelons SAY WHAT?

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  52. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    #46 Kami: On the whimsicle bones thread they’re discussing making beads out of potatos, WTF?. This has been a very surreal Fri 13. On a positive note, just got back from parent-teacher conference, our kid “sets the standard for her class.” Go A.J.!

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  53. cptfknvicious
    November 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    at first i thought it said “cowl” and i was trying to figure out how to wear it.

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  54. cptfknvicious
    November 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    they should paint a chicken skull with cornbread next.

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  55. butterwort
    November 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Jeebus jackelope christ. When I was in second grade I could paint better watermelons than that. What exactly are you supposed to do with this thing? It’s too garish to hang on a wall. Do you put crudites in the eye and nasal sockets when guests are over? Wait, I’ve got it! Get some hot pink candles and make a candelabra!

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  56. crapgawker
    November 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Stingray (or should I say WhimsicleWilly) great thread – I wonder how long before it gets shut down? You’re a riot!

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  57. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    #56: Thanks, I was gonna write a much creepier post, but I wussed out.

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  58. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Uh-oh, just got a “Say What” response, the end is near…

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  59. legolandpenguin
    November 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    So, I was wondering what fine work of art would be the one to make me finally register just so I could say…WTF. Really.

    And also…this really makes me wish there were such things as ghosts, just so this person could get the lifetime haunting that they now so richly deserve.

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  60. ihatecowls
    November 13, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    FAIL

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  61. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    #52 Sting: “potato beads? have you a photo?” is my new favorite potential non sequitur. Congratulations to A.J. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, you ol’ Regretsy standard setter. Friday the 13th’s should always be a little surreal. Enjoy!

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  62. VoteAudrey
    November 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Potato and carrot bracelets are referenced in Amy Sedaris’ ‘I Like You, Hospitality Under the Influence.’ She took the craft idea from a 70′s(?) era TV program for kids. Potato beads are totally legit. A bit bizarre, but legit. This being passed off as a watermelon…not so much.

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  63. Stingray Charles
    November 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    #61 Kami: Yeah, the crazy old lady who picks through our trash looking for cans is always yelling “potato beads! have you a photo!” Have you a great weekend.

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  64. Cold Salt
    November 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Oh man, now I’m imagining some well-dressed English man popping out from behind a bush, adjusting his monocle, and asking, “Potato beads? have you a photo?”

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  65. sar-sar
    November 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Okay, I had to look at this for like 5 minutes to figure out what the hell it was… and then I read the description and actually looked at the picture again, and then, and ONLY then, did I know it was a painted cow skull.

    Someone needs to work on the composition of their photos.

    Oh, and this is awful…

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  66. WrathOfFoamy
    November 13, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    mmm… potato beads… soo tasty…. ; )

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  67. sbarnes2
    November 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    In Australia they call new potatoes potato gems.

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  68. Night Cowl
    November 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    Ok, am I the only one who before they read anything, thought this was a baby dress? I was staring at it wondering which was the neck hole and which was the arm hole and what all that other stuff was…..and why it was laying on the ground.

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  69. Monstrosa
    November 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Same here. Thought it was a bonnet.

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  70. artistamuerta
    November 13, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    nothing reminds me of delicious watermelon like a dead animal’s skull. mmm. juicy.

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  71. Holly Weird
    November 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Can someone maybe explain to me the colors here? Pink and green I understand, and even gold I can see…but purple? When I think of watermelons, purple isn’t a color that springs to mind. Have I been missing out on purple watermelons all these years?

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  72. Lilith Blue
    November 14, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I like dead shit. Skulls have a clean, sculptural look which is difficult to duplicate. In fact, my living room has been called the Boneyard by visiting friends because of the many skulls I have displayed. The bear skull and the sea turtle skull are the most distinguished. The deer skull with antlers is the most beautiful. The horse skulls (I have 3) are the most prominent.

    But dead shit painted like fruit is just odd.

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  73. frootloop
    December 28, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    sweetheart, i seemed 2 have run out of canvas…….. could u bring me a cowskull??

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