How would you like to see this hanging in someone’s house? That would be a good omen, don’t you think? One drink and you’d wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
I suppose if we were to view this in a room, it would appropriate in an execution chamber. You know, to represent the Green Mile they had to walk to get there.
View in a room – Oohh I know, it should be in a dungeon with whips and chains and pulleys galore. Let’s also not forget the creepy head gear thingy with the red gag ball. Love it!
“I play on color and theme to make the viewers mind take over”
what the fuck? how many color options are there for a realistically colored foot? and yes, my mind is taking over…its thinking that you should be dead.
I love this site! On a daily basis I get a LOL moment, a jaw-dropping wtf?, and very clever commentary on how ridiculous and pretentious people can be. Thanks, all!
“Quiet in stature the sculpture shows only the lower part of the body to make a statement.”
What statement is that? You’re not a good enough artist to handle the other half? I’m sorry, but you never, ever say that your art “makes a statement”, you just SAY WHAT THE STATEMENT IS.
Ok… maybe it’s just my line of work that makes me relate this imagery to arresting barefoot homeless toe-jam flower-children for public intoxication and panhandling….
Here’s another one for the set designers of Criminal Minds to buy for their special serial killer home decor collection.
At this point I think we have enough material to a create a Regretsy “Rooms to Go… in Hell” type of thing. This could be displayed in a room along with Involuntary Emesis, black unicorn, the Reaper and the Fish in a Squirrel Suit taxidermy. Maybe throw in the kitten head amputee for good measure!
Pardon the superfluous apostrophe. It’s Friday afternoon and I was out late last night. Which reminds me – I am totally bummed. . . “Regretsy” would be such an awesome title for my autobiography.
Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
November 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm
@ #34 & #37 thefrog: don’t be so hard on yourself, it was a smile-worthy variation; if you hadn’t outed yourself I’d have thought you were wryly commenting on martini’s undeniably perfect post (#10 people).
@ #39, missed that , the SELLER named this handcuffed, the play on color and theme is this viewer’s mind take Haldol.
the creepiest part is all the pictures like this one have the same feet. his feet? he’s trying to put copies of his feet in peoples houses… they’re really really weird. with the little pinky toe curled over like it does. ugh. it makes me want to throw up a little bit. this really weirds me out.
First off, I have a serious problem with feet, so I am intensely cringing at the moment, but that’s just me.
My question is, do people really display their sexual fetishes on their living room walls for all to see?
I thought they were usually a more kept on the DL thing. I guess I will have to nail my plushy suit to the living room wall next to my dildo collection so that everyone will have no questions as to what I’m all about. I’ll let the viewers minds take hold now.
I wonder if he takes suggestions for all the other fetishes out there. I suppose you could just post this picture on eharmony to draw your perfect mate. This is really creepy. However I would title it things found in Jeffrey Dahmers home
i can’t believe no one has yet remarked on the seller’s phrase “unique by definition itself”. that’s my new favorite phrase. i’m going to start calling things “____ by definition itself” from now on.
I fully believe in a “whatever floats your boat” philosophy about fetishes, but one look at this person’s shop and i kind of want to call the FBI. It’s like looking into the mind of a serial killer.
The bridal themed ones are especially creepy. “I will love you AND your feet for all eternity…”
a Serial killer Enigma that gonna’ make your guests wonder WTF for at least 30 minutes since they notice this piece of (Shit) art on your living room wall.
November 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Oh, I love your art. Goodbye!
November 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Can I display it in my trashcan please?
November 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
#1, you win.
November 13, 2009 at 12:58 pm
“podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet.” Curious mind, just had to know.
November 13, 2009 at 1:01 pm
JESUS FEET!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34404100
November 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I suppose if we were to view this in a room, it would appropriate in an execution chamber. You know, to represent the Green Mile they had to walk to get there.
or something.
November 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm
^^^
same seller.
November 13, 2009 at 1:04 pm
even a fetishist would find this disturbing.
November 13, 2009 at 1:04 pm
OK, I can see the playfulness and the fetish, but I’m missing the admiration.
November 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm
OMFG… They did make it with their feet!!!
November 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm
LOL martini!
November 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Sorry #1, split decision, congratulations #10.
November 13, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Please make a “View in a room” for this…
November 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm
It is extremely well made, as are the other pieces, and the ballet foot is simple exquisite, and as a piece of art, I find it thought provoking.
November 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Why aren’t we able to see this in a room? =D
November 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm
View in a room – Oohh I know, it should be in a dungeon with whips and chains and pulleys galore. Let’s also not forget the creepy head gear thingy with the red gag ball. Love it!
November 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“I play on color and theme to make the viewers mind take over”
what the fuck? how many color options are there for a realistically colored foot? and yes, my mind is taking over…its thinking that you should be dead.
November 13, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I love this site! On a daily basis I get a LOL moment, a jaw-dropping wtf?, and very clever commentary on how ridiculous and pretentious people can be. Thanks, all!
November 13, 2009 at 1:15 pm
is it wrong that the most disturbing part of this piece, to me, is the fact that they are disembodied feet?
November 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I think I’m going to be sick.
November 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I actually think this is a well done installation. Would I ever want to see it in someones home? No. Never.
November 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm
I’d like to view this in my son’s daycare, next to the to the exersaucer.
November 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm
#10 martini — best comment EVER!
November 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I’m sad I can’t view this in a room. Perhaps an upper class dignified living room with a young couple on a first date…
November 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Helen, can we see this in a podiatrists office?
November 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm
No sales…? Surely that is a glitch in the system….
November 13, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Perfect for a podiatrist’s office. Let’s view it in a dentist’s exam room instead. It’s close enough to a torture chamber
November 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
For some reason the movie Misery keeps coming to mind.
November 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
This is too creepy for words.
November 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm
FEET ACCOMPLI.
November 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm
The frame is awful.
p
x
November 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I like this one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34427776
“Quiet in stature the sculpture shows only the lower part of the body to make a statement.”
What statement is that? You’re not a good enough artist to handle the other half? I’m sorry, but you never, ever say that your art “makes a statement”, you just SAY WHAT THE STATEMENT IS.
November 13, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Ok… maybe it’s just my line of work that makes me relate this imagery to arresting barefoot homeless toe-jam flower-children for public intoxication and panhandling….
#10 said it best
November 13, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Handmade? It looks like you made it with your… oh.
November 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Here’s another one for the set designers of Criminal Minds to buy for their special serial killer home decor collection.
At this point I think we have enough material to a create a Regretsy “Rooms to Go… in Hell” type of thing. This could be displayed in a room along with Involuntary Emesis, black unicorn, the Reaper and the Fish in a Squirrel Suit taxidermy. Maybe throw in the kitten head amputee for good measure!
November 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
To #5 gnommy : Woot! I get to enjoy my crucifixion and foot fetishes at the same time. Awesomesauce!
November 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Note to self: read comments before commenting. Joke fail.
November 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
To #32 thembone :
Just TWO area’s of a woman’s body that men find sexy? I think the artist is lacking as much imagination as the sculpture is a torso!
November 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Are those footcuffs then? And what’s with the intermittent use of dashes instead of periods. Way too confusing to even read.
November 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Pardon the superfluous apostrophe. It’s Friday afternoon and I was out late last night. Which reminds me – I am totally bummed. . . “Regretsy” would be such an awesome title for my autobiography.
November 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm
@ #34 & #37 thefrog: don’t be so hard on yourself, it was a smile-worthy variation; if you hadn’t outed yourself I’d have thought you were wryly commenting on martini’s undeniably perfect post (#10 people).
@ #39, missed that , the SELLER named this handcuffed, the play on color and theme is this viewer’s mind take Haldol.
November 13, 2009 at 2:23 pm
*is making this viewer’s mind* Efit, your contagious.
November 13, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Well, thank God the keys were left in.
I was worried for a second.
November 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm
P.S.
I was a podiatrist’s assistant……
November 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I hate feet! They are creepy!!
November 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@#42 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell:
Hey, just kickin’ it H1N1 style.
November 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@#46 Efit:
Yeah, whatever swine hater.
November 13, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I’m pretty sure Quentin Tarantino has this in his bedroom.
November 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm
#10 Martini: Hil-fuckin-arious, best joke of the day.
November 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
This reminds me of the time in 1977, when I was arrested for stealing a rose bush (while wearing a Hang Ten shirt).
November 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm
the creepiest part is all the pictures like this one have the same feet. his feet? he’s trying to put copies of his feet in peoples houses… they’re really really weird. with the little pinky toe curled over like it does. ugh. it makes me want to throw up a little bit. this really weirds me out.
November 13, 2009 at 3:26 pm
This site is perfect for the foot-fetishist that was on the Bachelorette.
November 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm
That artist’s work has a lot of sole.
…sorry.
November 13, 2009 at 3:33 pm
#10 Martini – Great comment! ♥
November 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm
#52 Rob: Was your remark off the cuff?
November 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Those are real handcuffs, right? Are those real feet? I’ll only buy this if those are real feet.
November 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I simply have no comment on this piece of *art*
November 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
First off, I have a serious problem with feet, so I am intensely cringing at the moment, but that’s just me.
My question is, do people really display their sexual fetishes on their living room walls for all to see?
I thought they were usually a more kept on the DL thing. I guess I will have to nail my plushy suit to the living room wall next to my dildo collection so that everyone will have no questions as to what I’m all about. I’ll let the viewers minds take hold now.
November 13, 2009 at 4:34 pm
hand cuffs some flat feet and some glass with alot of glare on it…
this one gets an L+ for lazy.. this one doesn’t even have enough effort put into its lameness to be funny
November 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I wonder if he takes suggestions for all the other fetishes out there. I suppose you could just post this picture on eharmony to draw your perfect mate. This is really creepy. However I would title it things found in Jeffrey Dahmers home
November 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
For those who are more into white lace than handcuffs, there’s an eerie addition to the shop entitled, “Watch Me Dance.”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34408259
Suddenly I feel like watching some of the Hitchcocks in my Hulu queue.
November 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Thanks for all the Regretsy love people…
SQUIRREL!
November 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Actually, since this is a fetishist, there’s a greater possibility that you would wake up wearing a cast than missing an organ…
God, I’m going to have a nightmare involving a foot fetish now… ugh.
November 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm
this is definitely never ok.
November 13, 2009 at 6:33 pm
#55 Stingray Charles: Yes, I rose to the occasion.
November 13, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I guess this was inevitable (not sure if anyone’s posted it yet):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33001130
November 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Oops. Wrong thread.
November 13, 2009 at 10:15 pm
they need to twilight this shit up. make it sparkle, throw in a pair of plastic vampire teeth. Then I’m totally going to buy it.
November 14, 2009 at 1:43 am
Which makes me wonder of someone is selling Twilight feet over there.
I totally imagine someone buying this and breaking the dang glass as soon as they get it to do…whatever… with the feet.
November 14, 2009 at 8:15 am
i can’t believe no one has yet remarked on the seller’s phrase “unique by definition itself”. that’s my new favorite phrase. i’m going to start calling things “____ by definition itself” from now on.
November 14, 2009 at 10:53 am
I fully believe in a “whatever floats your boat” philosophy about fetishes, but one look at this person’s shop and i kind of want to call the FBI. It’s like looking into the mind of a serial killer.
The bridal themed ones are especially creepy. “I will love you AND your feet for all eternity…”
November 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm
those feet are freaking me out
November 15, 2009 at 11:29 pm
#66 That link is still strangely appropriate for this thread.
April 7, 2010 at 8:34 pm
http://i42.tinypic.com/140iu6q.jpg
May 14, 2011 at 3:26 am
a Serial killer Enigma that gonna’ make your guests wonder WTF for at least 30 minutes since they notice this piece of (Shit) art on your living room wall.