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Glass Ceiling

Posted by Helen Killer 74 comments

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How would you like to see this hanging in someone’s house? That would be a good omen, don’t you think? One drink and you’d wake up in a bathtub full of ice.

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Nov 13, 2009
12:57 pm
#1 jeffreyrcarey :

Oh, I love your art. Goodbye!

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Nov 13, 2009
12:57 pm
#2 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Can I display it in my trashcan please?

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Nov 13, 2009
12:57 pm
#3 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

#1, you win.

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Nov 13, 2009
12:58 pm
#4 pottery123 :

“podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet.” Curious mind, just had to know.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:01 pm
#5 gnommy :
Nov 13, 2009
1:02 pm

I suppose if we were to view this in a room, it would appropriate in an execution chamber. You know, to represent the Green Mile they had to walk to get there.

or something.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:02 pm
#7 gnommy :

^^^
same seller.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:04 pm
#8 i am bean :

even a fetishist would find this disturbing.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:04 pm
#9 Sammy the Goose :

OK, I can see the playfulness and the fetish, but I’m missing the admiration.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:06 pm
#10 martini :

OMFG… They did make it with their feet!!!

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Nov 13, 2009
1:07 pm
#11 Sammy the Goose :

LOL martini!

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Nov 13, 2009
1:08 pm
#12 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Sorry #1, split decision, congratulations #10.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:08 pm
#13 badcrafter :

Please make a “View in a room” for this…

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Nov 13, 2009
1:09 pm
#14 BuyMyCrap :

It is extremely well made, as are the other pieces, and the ballet foot is simple exquisite, and as a piece of art, I find it thought provoking.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:11 pm
#15 Calophi :

Why aren’t we able to see this in a room? =D

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Nov 13, 2009
1:11 pm
#16 kurlygurl722 :

View in a room – Oohh I know, it should be in a dungeon with whips and chains and pulleys galore. Let’s also not forget the creepy head gear thingy with the red gag ball. Love it!

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Nov 13, 2009
1:13 pm
#17 dr-awkward :

“I play on color and theme to make the viewers mind take over”

what the fuck? how many color options are there for a realistically colored foot? and yes, my mind is taking over…its thinking that you should be dead.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:14 pm
#18 mklmnde :

I love this site! On a daily basis I get a LOL moment, a jaw-dropping wtf?, and very clever commentary on how ridiculous and pretentious people can be. Thanks, all!

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Nov 13, 2009
1:15 pm
#19 spareGus :

is it wrong that the most disturbing part of this piece, to me, is the fact that they are disembodied feet?

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Nov 13, 2009
1:20 pm
#20 Lexiii :

I think I’m going to be sick.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:21 pm
#21 marimoy :

I actually think this is a well done installation. Would I ever want to see it in someones home? No. Never.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:21 pm
#22 Efit :

I’d like to view this in my son’s daycare, next to the to the exersaucer.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:26 pm
#23 forcryinginabucket :

#10 martini — best comment EVER!

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Nov 13, 2009
1:29 pm
#24 quantuminsanity :

I’m sad I can’t view this in a room. Perhaps an upper class dignified living room with a young couple on a first date…

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Nov 13, 2009
1:30 pm
#25 NinjaGato :

Helen, can we see this in a podiatrists office?

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Nov 13, 2009
1:31 pm
#26 Queen Mab :

No sales…? Surely that is a glitch in the system….

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Nov 13, 2009
1:32 pm
#27 DucksNew :

Perfect for a podiatrist’s office. Let’s view it in a dentist’s exam room instead. It’s close enough to a torture chamber

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Nov 13, 2009
1:36 pm
#28 Avivafae :

For some reason the movie Misery keeps coming to mind.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:36 pm
#29 needle girl :

This is too creepy for words.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:39 pm
#30 Lennymud :

FEET ACCOMPLI.

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Nov 13, 2009
1:43 pm
#31 pauldodo :

The frame is awful.

p
x

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Nov 13, 2009
1:47 pm
#32 thembone :

I like this one:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34427776

“Quiet in stature the sculpture shows only the lower part of the body to make a statement.”

What statement is that? You’re not a good enough artist to handle the other half? I’m sorry, but you never, ever say that your art “makes a statement”, you just SAY WHAT THE STATEMENT IS.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:03 pm
#33 worldfamousfudgy :

Ok… maybe it’s just my line of work that makes me relate this imagery to arresting barefoot homeless toe-jam flower-children for public intoxication and panhandling….

#10 said it best

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Nov 13, 2009
2:05 pm
#34 thefrog :

Handmade? It looks like you made it with your… oh.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:07 pm
#35 hammerhead77 :

Here’s another one for the set designers of Criminal Minds to buy for their special serial killer home decor collection.

At this point I think we have enough material to a create a Regretsy “Rooms to Go… in Hell” type of thing. This could be displayed in a room along with Involuntary Emesis, black unicorn, the Reaper and the Fish in a Squirrel Suit taxidermy. Maybe throw in the kitten head amputee for good measure!

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Nov 13, 2009
2:08 pm
#36 AgoutiAvenger :

To #5 gnommy : Woot! I get to enjoy my crucifixion and foot fetishes at the same time. Awesomesauce!

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Nov 13, 2009
2:13 pm
#37 thefrog :

Note to self: read comments before commenting. Joke fail.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:13 pm
#38 AgoutiAvenger :

To #32 thembone :

Just TWO area’s of a woman’s body that men find sexy? I think the artist is lacking as much imagination as the sculpture is a torso!

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Nov 13, 2009
2:16 pm
#39 sillymerricat :

Are those footcuffs then? And what’s with the intermittent use of dashes instead of periods. Way too confusing to even read.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:16 pm
#40 AgoutiAvenger :

Pardon the superfluous apostrophe. It’s Friday afternoon and I was out late last night. Which reminds me – I am totally bummed. . . “Regretsy” would be such an awesome title for my autobiography.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:22 pm
#41 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

@ #34 & #37 thefrog: don’t be so hard on yourself, it was a smile-worthy variation; if you hadn’t outed yourself I’d have thought you were wryly commenting on martini’s undeniably perfect post (#10 people).
@ #39, missed that , the SELLER named this handcuffed, the play on color and theme is this viewer’s mind take Haldol.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:23 pm
#42 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

*is making this viewer’s mind* Efit, your contagious.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:34 pm
#43 vangoghbabe :

Well, thank God the keys were left in.

I was worried for a second.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:36 pm
#44 vangoghbabe :

P.S.
I was a podiatrist’s assistant……

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Nov 13, 2009
2:41 pm
#45 everydaymama :

I hate feet! They are creepy!!

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Nov 13, 2009
2:42 pm
#46 Efit :

@#42 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell:

Hey, just kickin’ it H1N1 style.

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Nov 13, 2009
2:48 pm
#47 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

@#46 Efit:
Yeah, whatever swine hater.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:01 pm
#48 Street Corner Hooker :

I’m pretty sure Quentin Tarantino has this in his bedroom.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:10 pm
#49 Stingray Charles :

#10 Martini: Hil-fuckin-arious, best joke of the day.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:14 pm
#50 Stingray Charles :

This reminds me of the time in 1977, when I was arrested for stealing a rose bush (while wearing a Hang Ten shirt).

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Nov 13, 2009
3:14 pm
#51 cptfknvicious :

the creepiest part is all the pictures like this one have the same feet. his feet? he’s trying to put copies of his feet in peoples houses… they’re really really weird. with the little pinky toe curled over like it does. ugh. it makes me want to throw up a little bit. this really weirds me out.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:26 pm
#52 jrkesten :

This site is perfect for the foot-fetishist that was on the Bachelorette.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:29 pm

That artist’s work has a lot of sole.

…sorry.

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Nov 13, 2009
3:33 pm
#54 crapgawker :

#10 Martini – Great comment! ♥

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Nov 13, 2009
3:46 pm
#55 Stingray Charles :

#52 Rob: Was your remark off the cuff?

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Nov 13, 2009
4:25 pm
#56 GoldenGlow :

Those are real handcuffs, right? Are those real feet? I’ll only buy this if those are real feet.

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Nov 13, 2009
4:31 pm
#57 ihatecowls :

I simply have no comment on this piece of *art*

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Nov 13, 2009
4:31 pm
#58 knitwithknives :
First off, I have a serious problem with feet, so I am intensely cringing at the moment, but that’s just me.
My question is, do people really display their sexual fetishes on their living room walls for all to see?
I thought they were usually a more kept on the DL thing. I guess I will have to nail my plushy suit to the living room wall next to my dildo collection so that everyone will have no questions as to what I’m all about. I’ll let the viewers minds take hold now.

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Nov 13, 2009
4:34 pm

hand cuffs some flat feet and some glass with alot of glare on it…

this one gets an L+ for lazy.. this one doesn’t even have enough effort put into its lameness to be funny

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Nov 13, 2009
4:35 pm
#60 Tdogdd :

I wonder if he takes suggestions for all the other fetishes out there. I suppose you could just post this picture on eharmony to draw your perfect mate. This is really creepy. However I would title it things found in Jeffrey Dahmers home

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Nov 13, 2009
5:01 pm
#61 VoteAudrey :

For those who are more into white lace than handcuffs, there’s an eerie addition to the shop entitled, “Watch Me Dance.”

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34408259

Suddenly I feel like watching some of the Hitchcocks in my Hulu queue.

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Nov 13, 2009
5:30 pm
#62 martini :

Thanks for all the Regretsy love people…

SQUIRREL!

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Nov 13, 2009
6:19 pm
#63 sar-sar :

Actually, since this is a fetishist, there’s a greater possibility that you would wake up wearing a cast than missing an organ…

God, I’m going to have a nightmare involving a foot fetish now… ugh.

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Nov 13, 2009
6:20 pm
#64 personalearthquake :

this is definitely never ok.

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Nov 13, 2009
6:33 pm

#55 Stingray Charles: Yes, I rose to the occasion.

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Nov 13, 2009
7:12 pm
#66 kurtis :

I guess this was inevitable (not sure if anyone’s posted it yet):

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33001130

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Nov 13, 2009
7:16 pm
#67 kurtis :

Oops. Wrong thread.

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Nov 13, 2009
10:15 pm

they need to twilight this shit up. make it sparkle, throw in a pair of plastic vampire teeth. Then I’m totally going to buy it.

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Nov 14, 2009
1:43 am
#69 DucksNew :

Which makes me wonder of someone is selling Twilight feet over there.

I totally imagine someone buying this and breaking the dang glass as soon as they get it to do…whatever… with the feet.

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Nov 14, 2009
8:15 am
#70 grodelated :

i can’t believe no one has yet remarked on the seller’s phrase “unique by definition itself”. that’s my new favorite phrase. i’m going to start calling things “____ by definition itself” from now on.

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Nov 14, 2009
10:53 am
#71 iamhydrogen14 :

I fully believe in a “whatever floats your boat” philosophy about fetishes, but one look at this person’s shop and i kind of want to call the FBI. It’s like looking into the mind of a serial killer.

The bridal themed ones are especially creepy. “I will love you AND your feet for all eternity…”

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Nov 15, 2009
4:32 pm
#72 CateLawrence :

those feet are freaking me out

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Nov 15, 2009
11:29 pm
#73 Bad_Wolf :

#66 That link is still strangely appropriate for this thread.

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Apr 7, 2010
8:34 pm
#74 enticement :

http://i42.tinypic.com/140iu6q.jpg

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