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Lawn Order

Oh, these look durable. Practically heirloom quality. You could pass these on to your daughter, and years from now, she could wear them on her wedding day. You know, if she had Claritin.

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79 comments on Lawn Order

  1. Me
    November 12, 2009 at 8:50 am

    W.T.F.

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  2. VoteAudrey
    November 12, 2009 at 8:51 am

    Someone smoked some grass when they made this.

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  3. justajezabel
    November 12, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Makes me itchy and sneezy just looking at them! I can’t imagine those brushing up against my neck all day, urgh!

    On a different note, if you’re going to wear jewelry made of grass, shouldn’t you at least be able to smoke it in a pinch?

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  4. fancy spatula
    November 12, 2009 at 8:54 am

    Hives are sexy. Who doesn’t want to share in multi-generational puffiness?

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  5. Anastasia
    November 12, 2009 at 8:57 am

    I can’t wait for people to make used toilet paper into purses. Has anyone crafted landscape portraits with used tampons and pads? I think those would be priced at $300.

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  6. kurlygurl722
    November 12, 2009 at 8:58 am

    @3 justajezabel – lol I can imagine someone walking around with reefer earrings.. I can think of a multitude of reasons he/she wouldn’t have them for too long..

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  7. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Please pass the olive oil….

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  8. justajezabel
    November 12, 2009 at 9:01 am

    @6 kurlygurl722

    yeah and that’s the beauty of it, at least they have a purpose! Not to mention, totally “green” and “upcycled” or whatever the f*ck people would call that

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  9. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 9:02 am

    seriously, I’m going to lunch

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  10. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 9:09 am

    If you put these in your pocket for a week, you’d have enough compost for your house plants.

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  11. pauldodo
    November 12, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Adds a new dimension to the phrase- ‘You look like you were dragged through a hedge backwards.’

    Can I get them in wheat or barley?

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    x

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  12. Terrible Muriel
    November 12, 2009 at 9:17 am

    They made the earring from real grass but used imitation amber beads? So they’re grass with a bit of plastic attached.

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  13. sar-sar
    November 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

    $14.60 for something I could pull out of my backyard? That’s almost as bad as putting moss + pebbles in a jar & calling it a terrarium… oh wait, it is just as bad.

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  14. Calophi
    November 12, 2009 at 9:32 am

    “Imitated amber stones”? Try YELLOW BEADS. Those don’t look a THINK like amber!

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  15. everydaymama
    November 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Just what I wanted, someones lawn clippings on my ears!

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  16. Calophi
    November 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Or a THING, either. -_-

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  17. jeffreyrcarey
    November 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Is it organic grass and straw? Guaranteed weed-free? Makes for an interesting show when the seeds start falling down the wearer’s blouse/dress. When they turn brown, I don’t recommend getting too close to open flames.

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  18. everydaymama
    November 12, 2009 at 9:36 am

    And she needs a warning: Don’t go to a farm wearing these or you’ll be chased by hungry cows!!

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  19. Helen Killer
    November 12, 2009 at 9:37 am

    @ #12 “So they’re grass with a bit of plastic attached.”

    That sounds like something I pulled out of my dog’s ass.

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  20. Terrible Muriel
    November 12, 2009 at 9:42 am

    @ #19 True. But you didn’t list it on Etsy for $14.

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  21. krudd
    November 12, 2009 at 9:50 am

    By “waxen cotton thread” she means dental floss.

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  22. pauldodo
    November 12, 2009 at 9:54 am

    What, no ‘grass’ sanitary towel?

    Imagine the itching….

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  23. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 12, 2009 at 9:54 am

    #20; $14.60. .60. .60? How? What? Of all the incomprehensible pricing I’ve seen this one stopped me cold. If she made them in oregano or thyme I cold see them being useful in a pinch (“this soup’s a little bland”), but wheat and grass? .60? I don’t feel so good.

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  24. Minime
    November 12, 2009 at 9:55 am

    I wonder how long they stay green? If I buy them, I don’t want them going brown in a week or two.

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  25. sar-sar
    November 12, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I suppose, to be fair as it pertains to wacky pricing: the item is located in LATVIA.

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  26. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Okay, $14.60 for the earrings, check
    barley and malt…..check check
    recycled beer bottle…check x12
    home brewing still…

    be back later

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  27. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 12, 2009 at 10:00 am

    #20 I keep forgetting to check where the item ships from, so never-mind me.

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  28. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 12, 2009 at 10:01 am

    #24 thank you.

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  29. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 12, 2009 at 10:03 am

    OOPS
    #25 Thank you

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  30. VoteAudrey
    November 12, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Wait, now that I know we’re shipping horticulture from Europe, I may recant.

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  31. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I like these but I’d better pass, we’re in the midst of a severe drought in southern CA, and we’re only allowed to water our jewelry once a week.

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  32. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Weed Eater…..check

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  33. Laurinha
    November 12, 2009 at 10:33 am

    And WHY is she wearing them?

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  34. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:34 am

    the Native Americans use sage to ward of evil and such…just a thought

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  35. Efit
    November 12, 2009 at 10:35 am

    These stupid earrings don’t deserve puns or snide comments. THEY ARE STUPID

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  36. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

    I bet Mother Earth likes them…don’t be a hater

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  37. The Runaway Lawyer
    November 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Is “waxed cotton thread” the whimsicle term for “dental floss?”

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  38. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:42 am

    #37 oh yeah, use it to remove the grass from your teeth after chewing your jewelry.

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  39. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 10:44 am

    On second thought, I should order these for my wife, imitated amber is her birth stone.

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  40. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 10:44 am

    I’m going to have to put it on the “table”…
    anyone else notice the blackhead on her cheek?
    Really bothering me…just sayin’

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  41. worldfamousfudgy
    November 12, 2009 at 10:46 am

    This opens up a whole new venue for obtaining supplies– the yard.

    Why pay outrageous prices for materials when you can just stumble out the door and snatch some of Mother Earth’s free goodness?

    Since we have no grass here, would anyone like me to make them a set of prickly pear earrings? Maybe a can cozy?

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  42. sbarnes2
    November 12, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Have they always been featured on her page, or was that a post-regretsy change?

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  43. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 10:54 am

    #35 Efit: Sounds like you need a hug.

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  44. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 11:04 am

    #40 VGB: I thought it was an allergic reaction to wearing green waste as jewelry.

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  45. The Blue Kraken
    November 12, 2009 at 11:41 am

    ok so she’s bundled up the flowering heads of rye grass and made earrings with string…….. -__- *sigh*

    not to mention i guess she didn’t look at things you are banned from shipping past your borders.

    it is illegal to ship anything internationally that may contain seeds, dairy, or egg. lets not go into all the OTHER banned goods but this would fit into banned goods. and she offers shipping everywhere.. dumb!

    the yellow beads look like Nerds candy.

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  46. leslee
    November 12, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Can you imagine trying to pull this out of your hair about five minutes after you put them on.

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  47. Avivafae
    November 12, 2009 at 11:45 am

    Makes a good snack for a vegan.. then they can floss with the waxed string afterwards.

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  48. Efit
    November 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    @#43 Stingray Charles – C’mere then, give us a hug. But these earrings ARE STILL STUPID and make my PMS look like kittens and rainbows.

    what?

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  49. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    #48: Sending you hugs and chocolates.

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  50. leslee
    November 12, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Better send the hugs to Bella in agony. She REALLY needs them.

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  51. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    so does Urban Legend…if you dare to get that close

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  52. Stingray Charles
    November 12, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Ah WTF, I’ll hug anything.

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  53. vangoghbabe
    November 12, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    I tried it…if I stay perfectly still..I can imitate stone

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  54. i am bean
    November 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    hippies, hippies…everywhere!

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  55. needle girl
    November 12, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    These little beauties are featured in the “Gag Gifts” Etsy Gift Guide. http://www.etsy.com/gift-guides/gag-gifts/262?page=2 Maybe gag wasn’t meant to mean joke?

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  56. ihatecowls
    November 12, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    SAT WHAT????

    They would last a week!!!! My god, someones been at the bong again.

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  57. gingerblue
    November 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    Gross- why do all these jewelry sellers insist on wearing the earrings in the photos? It’s like having toe jam on a toe-ring or something.

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  58. Kathleen
    November 12, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Maybe she could put some type of sealant on them to preserve them? Otherwise, yeah, this is over $14 for earrings you may get to wear once, if that.

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  59. tinybubbles
    November 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I favorited them…hahaha I have a weak spot for plant earrings!

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  60. Monstrosa
    November 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    Impractical, unimportable and what’s with the unfinished look at the top? Didn’t she catch the Virtual Lab on weed binding?

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  61. crapgawker
    November 12, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Oooooh noooooo – is that grass sprayed with that stuff you put on dead lawns to make it look like it’s not dead?

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  62. Lexiii
    November 12, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Goes well with this pair.

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33532268&ref=fp_feat_4

    Featured on the front page, no less. That’s where all the shit lands.

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  63. MyEyesMyEyes
    November 12, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Now why did I let my husband throw out that bag of lawn clippings? I wouldn’t even need the imitated amber beads because I would have real, brown colored, dried up, dog poop that I could use instead.

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  64. VoteAudrey
    November 12, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    #45 The Blue Kraken, okay, yeah I thought there may be some sort of, I dunno, regulations on shipping plant life. And now that #55 needle girl has alerted me that these are on one of the coveted “gift guides,” I’m going to go be sick. Is there anyone else who would like to start a legit handmade/artisan goods site? Title it YouBetsy?

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  65. hmmmm
    November 12, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    #62 – lol! Now that would really be upcycled, re-purposed, organic! Who needs to throw away dog poopie when it can be used to create grass jewelry. :)

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  66. pleasedontpickme
    November 12, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    @#62 Lexiii “Featured on the front page, no less. That’s where all the shit lands.”

    Seriously!!!

    Why oh why do people wear earrings and hair clips in their photos..it’s gross and I’d never buy anything that is worn and can pass as unsanitary by the board of health! Didn’t anyone learn in grammar school don’t ever share combs/brushes/hats…Lice people…lice!

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  67. HypoxicHippo
    November 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    The reason that they do this is for display purposes – most of the people who have items like this will make ‘another’ one for the customer the one they wear is their display model.

    There’s also the ability of the designer to change out the earwires to a new set for the customer or to use an ultrasonic cleaner or even a rubbing alcohol pad to clean the ear wire germ free

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  68. knoxblox
    November 13, 2009 at 1:52 am

    I should make and sell some mud pie hats to sell with the grass earrings and moose dung necklaces. Forty bucks a pop.

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  69. YippySkippy
    November 13, 2009 at 6:31 am

    The earrings obviously suck but I’m even more repulsed by her camel toe earlobe.

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  70. pleasedontpickme
    November 13, 2009 at 6:40 am

    @#67 HypoxicHippo – I completely understand that, but at least make mention that this is for display purposes and you will be getting a new, unworn pair; or make note that “your earrings will have new ear wires.”

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  71. dangerousmezzo
    November 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    No. Way.

    I also love the excruciatingly precise pricing of this, #23.

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  72. beqi
    November 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    And when you’re done wearing them, you can crumble them into your one-hitter.

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  73. sicknessdoll
    November 15, 2009 at 9:21 am

    Caution: Do not wear around barnyard animals, they may gnaw off your ear.

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  74. Recovering Crack Baby
    November 27, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Now I know how they smuggle all that shit over the border. Anyone coming my way from the West Coast- I can hook you up with all the beads you need to make these- Bah hahahahahaaaaaaaa.

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  75. Kludge
    December 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Fleas not included.

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  76. fluffysue
    December 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Ch-ch-ch-Chia!!!

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  77. HermesGoddess
    December 10, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Hm. Those log ones
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33532268&ref=fp_feat_4 are actually pretty cute.
    Wait a minute.
    FUCK. What has happened to me??! Apparently my constant viewing of the detritus of Etsy has caused my sensibilities to be deadened to the point where a hunk of plain old wood suspended from a piece of wire is now “pretty cute”.
    Someone slap me.

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  78. Elia
    May 13, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Impression of Summer.. Huh!

    -at least make it from the same Grass you smoked before you created this shit, So we can ALL have the Impression we are talkin’ about, You Idiot!

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  79. Elia
    May 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Bless the Camel-toe ear! LOLLLLLLLLLL

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