Comments on: Urban Legend

By: Spastastic

Spastastic — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 06:47:55 +0000

So, in browsing through the Etsy archives, as soon as I come upon this iTunes starts playing a Misfits song.

Regardless of my love of the band, this is hideous.

By: bananabread

bananabread — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:08:52 +0000

Ok so apparently lots of people commenting on this didn’t bother to go to the listing and enlarge the picture because:

1. NOT a cold sore. Clearly a hot pink lip ring.
2. What nails on the tights? They’re little chains.
3. NO g-string. That’s the front part of the pants with the zipper…awful yes, but g-string no.

#80 – if you look at her other listings, you’ll clearly see that it’s a girl trying to show off her body for some attention. Ex. lots of belly and her in bras selling…

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By: bananabread

bananabread — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:54:57 +0000

What I want to know is why this Motorcycle jacket is nearly off shoulder in the first picture. I like leopard print, stripes, vinyl, the Misfits…but not all at the same time. This is just too many patterns and materials – looks like she was cleaning out her sewing room.

By: Criom

Criom — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:28:16 +0000

She’s so punk she doesn’t care… But I’m pretty sure even Jerry Only would cry if he saw this. Or at least make fun of her.

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By: KittenMttn

KittenMttn — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:47:24 +0000

Hmm, does anyone else get a “Jem” vibe off of this girl’s shop?

By: PussDaddy

PussDaddy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:23:12 +0000

Sporting that should be a felony.

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By: Sminke

Sminke — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:50:00 +0000

That chick’s a dude, right?

And why is s/he standing in a garage? It looks like she’s being held hostage or something.

By: WrathOfFoamy

WrathOfFoamy — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:06:16 +0000

Yeah I didn’t think the profile would be that weird, but yeah… odd.. almost as bad as the one who goes on and on about how they’re the only person on Etsy who’s “officially trained” by a real Japanese artist to make kanzashi… I mean they go on and on about how great they are and how horrible anyone else who makes kanzashi are. People often end up making simular items. it happens. get over it. the end.

By: Orlana

Orlana — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:57:25 +0000

#96 craftymrsk :
If you’re charging $47 for stretch pants with zippers sewn on them, they should at least be good quality honey.
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I was thinking the SAME thing. I also got a huge laugh out of her fabric content descriptions. She mentioned “fuzzy-ish leopard print” in a belt listing. So, she doesn’t even know the fabric she’s using? How hard is it to learn what velboa is? I’ll bet money any cotton she uses she doesn’t wash first.

By: EtsyBitch

EtsyBitch — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:41:27 +0000

I swear to god I saw this walking around Goodwill last week when I went in to find boardgames for my collector brother.

By: Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell

Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:22:15 +0000

#98 i am bean: the best etymological answer would be “to burn a fixed quantity” which might not be a bad idea.

By: i am bean

i am bean — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:13:57 +0000

what’s a pyrate?

By: craftymrsk

craftymrsk — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:51:47 +0000

Oops, here’s the link

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=22682485

By: craftymrsk

craftymrsk — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:51:21 +0000

Wait, this one is better. Especially the fourth picture. The skeleton on the jacket lookes eerily familiar.

By: craftymrsk

craftymrsk — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:43:23 +0000

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=21515081

“Waist band is a tiny bit uneven. No big deal, unless you’re a huge whiner or something”
If you’re charging $47 for stretch pants with zippers sewn on them, they should at least be good quality honey.

Question… is this girl pigeon-toed? Why is she standing like that in every photo? Maybe those shoes being 3 sizes too big are making it hard for her to stand properly.