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No Guts No Glory
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This looks like somebody turned a cat inside out and put it on their head.
Nov 11, 20092:03 pm
Scrumble cloche? Isn’t that what farmers grow marrows under?
Just sayin’
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Nov 11, 20092:04 pm
“I don’t often like my work” should have been edited out of the description.
I’m tired of weird shit parading as art and given a ridiculous price tag.
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Nov 11, 20092:05 pm
OH, also, it looks like the hat has a mullet.
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Nov 11, 20092:06 pm
EeeGads!
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Nov 11, 20092:06 pm
What I want to see, is on this person’s other listings, “I don’t often like my work, and this is no exception.” Truth in advertising
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Nov 11, 20092:12 pm
If she doesn’t like her work, why is she torturing the rest of us with it? It’ll probably sell today along with some of her other stuff; leaving the rest of us with our mouths gaping in shock and awe.
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Nov 11, 20092:14 pm
Bloody hell…it’s a crocheted mullet! Oh, and forget ‘whimsical’…this one is ’serendipitous’!
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Nov 11, 20092:14 pm
“This looks like somebody turned a cat inside out and put it on their head.”
That was so awesome…
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Nov 11, 20092:24 pm
What th…. woah.
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Nov 11, 20092:26 pm
Is that a hole in the top of the hat? Air vent for the brain perhaps?
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Nov 11, 20092:30 pm
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Nov 11, 20092:30 pm
Kinda remonds me of the shotgun-blast-to-the-head pics on Rotten.com.
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Nov 11, 20092:32 pm
And to think she did that without a pattern… shocking.
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Nov 11, 20092:34 pm
Ships from the U.K.
“There’ll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.”
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Nov 11, 20092:45 pm
OMG.
#12’s comment is win.
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Nov 11, 20092:56 pm
Cracking up @#12!
This not a cloche. At all.
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Nov 11, 20093:02 pm
Wtf is a cloche? Is that a Brittish something? Something along the lines of the rough trade? Yeah, I don’t normally like your work either, angihats. We have that in common.
Sick sick sick of self-deprecating “artists” on Etsy. For the record.
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Nov 11, 20093:02 pm
Oooh, love the shadowplay in this one: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=19277559
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Nov 11, 20093:03 pm
Oh wait this one! Shadowplay – Oh too much fun!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32868981
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Nov 11, 20093:04 pm
For those of us old enough to remember The Bugaloos: Benita Bizarre would have adored this!
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Nov 11, 20093:07 pm
She’s sold 3 funky hats, so somewhere people are wearing such things.
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Nov 11, 20093:15 pm
#11, that’s for the dreads.
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Nov 11, 20093:27 pm
That purple piece on the back looks like a tail. *Sigh* Of all the things she chould have made….
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Nov 11, 20093:37 pm
More whimsicle than whimsical. Or maybe whimsickal.
Efit, a cloche is a kind of a hat, supposedly shaped like a bell – a close fit on your head, with a flared brim hanging down. They were very popular in the 20s. This one, however, is at best marginally sort of a bit like a cloche.
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Nov 11, 20093:42 pm
#23 DucksNew :
#11, that’s for the dreads.
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Ah, now the “hat” just makes sense.
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Nov 11, 20093:44 pm
This one can make you look like a lantern fish!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7487670
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Nov 11, 20093:46 pm
Ooh! Now I know what to do with all my old test pieces and sample bits.
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Nov 11, 20093:55 pm
At first glance I thought it was a mini-scale model for a Pasadena Rose Parade float……
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Nov 11, 20094:05 pm
I think the Warren Commission created something similar while examining the Zapruder film.
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Nov 11, 20094:10 pm
Serendipitous? try hideous.
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Nov 11, 20094:15 pm
The only person that could wear this with total style is Dame Edna!
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Nov 11, 20094:18 pm
so obviously the world is close to it’s ending…
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Nov 11, 20094:18 pm
That is nothing short of a hot mess.
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Nov 11, 20094:34 pm
ITS WHIMSICLE
I think the Woodland Faery Child lost her hat.
love how she says “i dont often like my work” omg who would say that in their listing!!
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Nov 11, 20095:09 pm
Put down the crochet hook and step away slowly m’am.
It has a rat-tail…
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Nov 11, 20096:59 pm
#26, it’s more than a hat, it’s a lifestyle.
You know, actually this is one I wish she had put on a real person…it’s kind of hard to get a full impression on a white foam head. In the interest of saying something nice, I bet it would be warm…
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Nov 11, 20097:44 pm
scrapple.
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Nov 11, 20098:20 pm
I think it’s even too garish for Dame Edna.
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Nov 11, 20098:25 pm
Her hats are bad but her pottery is worse.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33619010
Seriously, who is going to buy that? How can she even attempt to sell that in good conscience.
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Nov 11, 20098:39 pm
This is the physical incarnation of a phrase we like to say when we make fun of the Limeys:
Bloody bumburger!
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Nov 11, 20099:03 pm
Perfect hat for a gypsy dangler.
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Nov 11, 20099:40 pm
If you don’t often like your work STOP WORKING!
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Nov 11, 200910:19 pm
Looks like shit.
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Nov 11, 200910:26 pm
Stop the senseless slaughter of ski sweaters!
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Nov 11, 200910:43 pm
your right hellen.. it DOES look like a cat turned inside out.. there’s intestines, bladder, spleen, lungs, a little muscular tissue….
would make a cool hat for some internal anatomy fan…. otherwise this just looks discusting
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Nov 12, 20095:04 am
I hope “I don’t often like my work” also applies to her shoddy ceramics
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24433004
Really, 5 pics for that hat, but only 1 pic for this crappy overpriced cup?
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Nov 12, 20095:06 am
It’s WHIMSICLE (and serendipitous, too). How did we get so lucky?
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Nov 12, 20096:08 am
#34 – It’s not even hot. I guess it’s more of a tepid mess.
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Nov 12, 20096:55 am
Hey, I don’t often like crocheted cloche, and I still don’t.
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Nov 12, 20096:56 am
If you look reeeaaaaal close, you can see a vagina.
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Nov 12, 20096:59 am
“I know finishing is key but it is also a convention amongst yarn/textile artists and designers. leaving tails goes against convention.”
Translation:
“I’m a lazy sod and can’t be bothered to weave my ends in.”
I’m going to start selling skeins of yarn and telling people they’re unconventional hats.
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Nov 12, 20097:08 am
#50…etsy will let you sell your yarn..considered supplies
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Nov 12, 20097:10 am
Freeform? More like deform!
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Nov 12, 20097:12 am
I was terrible, absolutely horrible, at ceramics in high school, and I made nicer pieces than those.
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Nov 12, 20097:58 am
This is a clohce:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=783136&id=1195441074
That hat is what happens when you get stoned in a yarn shop.
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Nov 12, 20099:13 am
I’ve seen crap like this on different knitting boards and WOE to the person who dares say “Hey, that’s really fugly” out loud. These are ARTISTS and you just don’t GET IT, etc. What a bunch of crap.
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Nov 12, 20099:51 am
#57 No I don’t get it> cause I ain’t buyin’ it
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Nov 12, 200912:13 pm
#47 amen..
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7725690
there’s that – part of her GRADUATE?? collection?? She went to school to learn to create that crap??
I’d ask for my tuition back.
I’ll say the bowl i linked is the least ugly of the lot of ceramics..but still it looks like a toilet bowl in need of cleaning.
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Nov 12, 20093:30 pm
Wow…. just WOW!!!! I only have 2 pieces of advice for the ‘artist’…
1) Pick a color and stick with it until you get the hang of knitting/crochet. You can even use 10 shades of blue if you want, just stick to ONE COLOR… and…
2) For the love of god, please find a pattern! That hot mess of a “hat” looks like the bag of yarn I’ve been meaning to untangle for the past year.
Speaking of that, I think I have a hat I need to post on etsy 
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Nov 12, 20094:04 pm
As to the ceramics, how is anyone supposed to use the cups? The handles do not look big enough to put a finger through.
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Nov 12, 20094:05 pm
As for the hat, I have no words, though I honestly tried.
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Nov 12, 20099:06 pm
“3rd year graduate work” ¡?¡?¡?¡¡?¡??¡
Her family and friends need to do an intervention.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=7725414
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Nov 13, 20096:41 am
This is what happens when you blow off your color theory class and spend the day tripping on acid.
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Nov 13, 20095:14 pm
This is on the front page right now:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31045487&ref=fp_feat_1
*sigh*
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Nov 14, 200912:05 pm
@#65
That link is to a very different seller.. one who has talent. Her items are beautiful, and I think the one you chose is actually kinda cool and forward. I would wear it.
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Nov 14, 20095:45 pm
*sigh*
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Nov 14, 20095:56 pm
@#67:
*grin*
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Nov 14, 20096:09 pm
#66 J B :
You’re right about that seller. Her work looks very nice. But what does Etsy put on the front page? This pretty and well knit piece: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33899055
or the tangled mass of multi-color strands that looks like it would strangle you if the wind came up?
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Dec 4, 20091:42 pm
I always wondered what happened to those old crochet bikinis…
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pink and purple cowpats thrown at an ineffectual aunt…
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