Chicken Shit

I am so angry that the spacing is off. That cock is too big… (uh huh huh) and it’s throwing off the whole small “i” thing.

i’m just trying to figure out where to carry that bag. work? wedding? church? on a date?

oh def. church

It’s Whimsical…for porn stars.

Nothing says classy and “whimsicle” more than a giant “cock” on an old handbag!!

Helen: you pioneered the ‘view in a room’ linky. Could we have the same for items as ‘unique’ as this?
I see the handbag in a period set, maybe a few grannies having tea, the handbag displayed prominently on the table amongst the cakes and tea…..

Just a thort

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I can’t wait to see my dear old mom’s face light up with joy when she opens this Christmas morning.

Oh, the wonder of the “i love cock” purse. I have no idea where you’d carry this bag. Perhaps a barn raising. You might even get some action.

Is that a purse or a carrying case?

#5 everydaymama- you rock!!

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What I like best about it is the subtlety.

Cocklover, please look up “kerning” in the dickshunary.

Oooops, I said dick. I really didn’t mean to.

From the description…
“For a little lagniappe, when you purchase this purse, if you tell me in the notes to seller why this was something you absolutely must have, then I’ll throw in a sweet pair of handmade, badass earrings I made. Think: guns and beer.”

Good Lord there’s earrings to go with it.

I just want to say that if the spacing didn’t make me all twitchy, i’d buy this. for the whim-sey.

Okay, I’m thinking guns and beer………..
nope, still not buying the purse

besides, I want a matching cock belt…….

I really ought to get my mind into the gutter. When I first say it I thought: “I love chicken” and then thought: “Mmmm, Chick-fil-A.”

*saw*

maybe the “I heart red underpants” bag is more your style.. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8943710... oh it’s not pants, it’s steak.. my mistake…

My mom’s been asking me what I want for Christmas. Now I know.

Random thought….if an old lady buys this purse. Gets mugged. And beats the thief over the head with said purse, can he tell the police she beat him with her cock???

I just want to know, what’s with the subtlety of this item? We’ve seen vaginas on just about everything there is to own, why not an actual cock if you really want to proclaim your love? Let’s see some matching cock earrings to go along with it. Maybe a water bottle cozie to match.

#20 you ear the custom vagina earrings…..geez, have you no fashion sense??

Old meme is old. I live in Columbia, SC and the city is littered with people proudly displaying their love of cocks (USC Gamecocks, that is). T-shirts, purses, earrings, license plates, bumper stickers….Every college girl in this city owns a plan black t-shirt with the word “COCK” written on it.

This purse is just lame.

I think I have the right dress, I just can’t match the shoes.

My birthday’s coming up, can I get an “I Heart Pussy” wallet?

There are some seriously diverse items in her shop! You have the UBER hipster zipper-sculpture items… and then an assortment of earrings made with tacky charms… and the “message” purses.

20 years ago, I may have been purse-suaded to buy the cock-bag just on principle, but i think for me, the ugliness of the purse itself is a dissuader. I do, however, like guns, meat, and folks who admit to liking guns and meat.

Oh, and the first person singular is “I” not “i”.

HOLY CRAP! I just realized she copied the “cock” from the mass produced Italian “folk art” water pitcher my friend picked up at the airport in Rome and burdened, um, graced me with on his return. I’m painting on an “i heart” as we speak.

#25, you don’t have to wait too long, she states at the bottom of the description that she’s already planning to do an “I heart Pussy” bag. Better put your dibs on it.

#20 VGB: LOL “That old broad had a huge cock and she knew how to use it! I think I lost a tooth!”

Old lady then goes home and explains to husband….”I just beat a man with my cock”….
Old man, “That’s okay, I left my pussy in the booth at the cafe.”

This matches my new Granny Montany ensemble.

#30 Lexiii: wah-lah!

OMG the comments kill me!

At lease you are trying to coordinate Lexiii

Finally! A purse for me.
–Colonel Sanders

#20 omg I came so close to snorting a drink of water out of my nose. Crisis averted and such, but still ohsoveryveryclose

(I think you might have totally just made me choke on cock)

#35 Thank God I re-read that… I thought you wrote Colon Sanders

#36 VGB: That’s funny, Colon Sanders is my nickname for bran flakes.

I like bran flakes

Do you guys remember the ‘Lost Souls Room’ in Beetlejuice? The one where there was the doorway and there were the crazyass super-dead dead people? Like, they already died, and then they died again?

Methinks if I ever was walking in some hallway and passed by the ‘Lost Skeezy Tramps Room’ this purse would be all sorts of floating around in there.

As a person who has an emphatic love for cock AND for vintage purses,I must say that I would not add this to my collection…..In this case,due to this person’s rudimentary painting skills.

I call vagina on this listing- http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20210231

Wait, Colonel Sanders loves cock?

I think this seller got a deal on Scrabble tiles http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10167836
They’ll have a harder time when they get down to the garbage letters, though.

I call shenanigans on Fae.

Does that mean I’m gonna get hit with a broom?

You know, it’s just fucking ugly. Plain and simple. And it’s not a “matter of taste,” it’s just bad. I’m sick of ugly shit.

No broom Fae, I just looked up a vagina in Gray’s Anatomy, now I see the resemblance.

@ #43 Fae

That Georgia O’Keefe-inspired flower-vagina purse is doubly whimsical according to its description. Perhaps it’s even whisicle?

OMG I’m LOL’ing at all your comments. Seriously though, I’m considering getting this for my gay next door neighbor.. it would go nice with the 5 foot purple cock statue in his living room. =)

#49 DSPT: whisicle? please be on purpose, please be on purpose,please be on purpose. Like when you whiz whimsy? #50 kurlygurl, please be true, please be true, please be true. A 5 foot cock? Is he single?

#27 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :

Oh, and the first person singular is “I” not “i”.

Tell that to E.E. Cummings. Orthography ain’t grammar.

LOL! Love it! (And by “love” I mean no way in hell would I buy it, but it made me laugh.)

In the description:
For a little lagniappe, when you purchase this purse, if you tell me in the notes to seller why this was something you absolutely must have, then I’ll throw in a sweet pair of handmade, badass earrings I made. Think: guns and beer.

Oh, hell yes! I love guns AND beer. I’m gonna buy it to get those badass earrings – AND because I love cock.

I love cock too
but I ain’t carrying this shit ugly and bad idea of a purse

Cocks. That is some funnnny shit. Poorly executed…but funnnnnnny.

She says they were sitting around in their living room when they had this fantastic idea to make this cock bag.

Highly likely there was a large bong involved as well

So she found some old bag in her grandmother’s back closet (OH the innuendos) and used a penny’s worth of paint and ten minutes of her time to do this. And it’s $84. Wow.

WAIT. I just noticed there’s only one in stock. Must have.

Oh HOLD UP:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33702102

A necklace made out of 17 zippers and some ribbon? And it’s only $85? BARGAIN!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34282346
This is pretty awesome
not practical though

It’s fucking whimsical.

#61 no, WHIMSICLE

I am really starting to think Etsy should be juried, at least to weed out the bad crap- but then we wouldnt have Regretsy. I get to be mean here.

I . . .um . . .actually kind of like it, but my entire family would kill me if I bought it.

Get in line, honey.

this would be the perfect thing for either a Tennessee game cock fan.. or a street corner hooker in NY to carry.

#50 that’s some funny shit.. do it. perfect Xmas present

@ #44 Ducksnew – maybe Colonel Sanders DOES like cock but I think what Mayor of Bethville was getting at is “loves CHICKEN”

which, btw #36 I thought was friggin hilarious and clever!

HK’s comment also priceless… this seller’s gonna need to get busy if it hits hollywood…lotta cock lovers with too many purses out there!

but taking a second look at the purse, maaaybe not. That bag screams “my great granny passed and all that was left for me was her shoddy handbag!” Sure ain’t no Versace anyway.

#52 tomaz.
Cummings’ publishers and others have sometimes echoed the unconventional orthography in his poetry by writing his name in lower case and without periods. Cummings himself used both the lowercase and capitalized versions but according to his widow did not, as reported in the preface of one book,[1] have his name legally changed to “e e cummings”. He did, however, write to his French translator that he preferred the capitalized version[2]- Wikipeida Improper orthography is still…

WRONG!

i’m kidding!

…and all this time I thought that symbol meant “rooster.” I was thinking of retiring my rooster knickknack collection, but with this new perspective, I think I’ll keep it! Sans handbag, though.

dear god someone needs to work on their poultry anatomy, that really looks more like a hen than a cock, and thus is sending me mixed signals… maybe she means pre-op tranny cocks?

holy fuck.

This is the first thing I have actually seen on Etsy before Regretsy.

Totally whack, Jack. What was this, a ripoff of some bad t-shirt?

OMG I love COCK TOO!!!!! we should be BFF!!!!

See – I like the concept – I have a friend who would carry the I ♥ Cock bag with pride.

Pity it’s so frigging ugly.

Oh, that poor handbag. It deserved so much more!

I like the zipper necklaces.
But these purses! She has taken perfectly good purses and ruined them with completely unskilled painting.
If the execution were better, I might like this.

I think that the design would look lovely on a diaper bag!

Well at least its an honest statement. Don’t know if I would like to advertise it