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Chicken Shit
83 comments
I didn’t know Kim Kardashian had an Etsy store!
Nov 11, 200911:23 am
i’m just trying to figure out where to carry that bag. work? wedding? church? on a date?
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Nov 11, 200911:23 am
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Nov 11, 200911:24 am
It’s Whimsical…for porn stars.
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Nov 11, 200911:26 am
Nothing says classy and “whimsicle” more than a giant “cock” on an old handbag!!
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Nov 11, 200911:27 am
Helen: you pioneered the ‘view in a room’ linky. Could we have the same for items as ‘unique’ as this?
I see the handbag in a period set, maybe a few grannies having tea, the handbag displayed prominently on the table amongst the cakes and tea…..
Just a thort
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Nov 11, 200911:28 am
I can’t wait to see my dear old mom’s face light up with joy when she opens this Christmas morning.
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Nov 11, 200911:28 am
Oh, the wonder of the “i love cock” purse. I have no idea where you’d carry this bag. Perhaps a barn raising. You might even get some action.
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Nov 11, 200911:28 am
Is that a purse or a carrying case?
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Nov 11, 200911:28 am
#5 everydaymama- you rock!! 
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Nov 11, 200911:30 am
What I like best about it is the subtlety.
Cocklover, please look up “kerning” in the dickshunary.
Oooops, I said dick. I really didn’t mean to.
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Nov 11, 200911:34 am
From the description…
“For a little lagniappe, when you purchase this purse, if you tell me in the notes to seller why this was something you absolutely must have, then I’ll throw in a sweet pair of handmade, badass earrings I made. Think: guns and beer.”
Good Lord there’s earrings to go with it.
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Nov 11, 200911:35 am
I just want to say that if the spacing didn’t make me all twitchy, i’d buy this. for the whim-sey.
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Nov 11, 200911:39 am
Okay, I’m thinking guns and beer………..
nope, still not buying the purse
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Nov 11, 200911:40 am
besides, I want a matching cock belt…….
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Nov 11, 200911:47 am
I really ought to get my mind into the gutter. When I first say it I thought: “I love chicken” and then thought: “Mmmm, Chick-fil-A.”
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Nov 11, 200911:48 am
*saw*
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Nov 11, 200911:50 am
maybe the “I heart red underpants” bag is more your style.. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8943710... oh it’s not pants, it’s steak.. my mistake…
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Nov 11, 200911:52 am
My mom’s been asking me what I want for Christmas. Now I know.
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Nov 11, 200911:54 am
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Nov 11, 200911:58 am
I just want to know, what’s with the subtlety of this item? We’ve seen vaginas on just about everything there is to own, why not an actual cock if you really want to proclaim your love? Let’s see some matching cock earrings to go along with it. Maybe a water bottle cozie to match.
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Nov 11, 200912:02 pm
#20 you ear the custom vagina earrings…..geez, have you no fashion sense??
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Nov 11, 200912:04 pm
Old meme is old. I live in Columbia, SC and the city is littered with people proudly displaying their love of cocks (USC Gamecocks, that is). T-shirts, purses, earrings, license plates, bumper stickers….Every college girl in this city owns a plan black t-shirt with the word “COCK” written on it.
This purse is just lame.
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Nov 11, 200912:05 pm
I think I have the right dress, I just can’t match the shoes.
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Nov 11, 200912:07 pm
My birthday’s coming up, can I get an “I Heart Pussy” wallet?
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Nov 11, 200912:09 pm
There are some seriously diverse items in her shop! You have the UBER hipster zipper-sculpture items… and then an assortment of earrings made with tacky charms… and the “message” purses.
20 years ago, I may have been purse-suaded to buy the cock-bag just on principle, but i think for me, the ugliness of the purse itself is a dissuader. I do, however, like guns, meat, and folks who admit to liking guns and meat.
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Nov 11, 200912:11 pm
Oh, and the first person singular is “I” not “i”.
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Nov 11, 200912:17 pm
HOLY CRAP! I just realized she copied the “cock” from the mass produced Italian “folk art” water pitcher my friend picked up at the airport in Rome and burdened, um, graced me with on his return. I’m painting on an “i heart” as we speak.
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Nov 11, 200912:18 pm
#25, you don’t have to wait too long, she states at the bottom of the description that she’s already planning to do an “I heart Pussy” bag. Better put your dibs on it.
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Nov 11, 200912:25 pm
#20 VGB: LOL “That old broad had a huge cock and she knew how to use it! I think I lost a tooth!”
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Nov 11, 200912:28 pm
Old lady then goes home and explains to husband….”I just beat a man with my cock”….
Old man, “That’s okay, I left my pussy in the booth at the cafe.”
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Nov 11, 200912:34 pm
This matches my new Granny Montany ensemble.
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Nov 11, 200912:36 pm
#30 Lexiii: wah-lah!
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Nov 11, 200912:39 pm
OMG the comments kill me!
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Nov 11, 200912:39 pm
At lease you are trying to coordinate Lexiii
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Nov 11, 200912:44 pm
Finally! A purse for me.
–Colonel Sanders
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Nov 11, 200912:53 pm
#20 omg I came so close to snorting a drink of water out of my nose. Crisis averted and such, but still ohsoveryveryclose
(I think you might have totally just made me choke on cock)
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Nov 11, 200912:53 pm
#35 Thank God I re-read that… I thought you wrote Colon Sanders
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Nov 11, 20091:01 pm
#36 VGB: That’s funny, Colon Sanders is my nickname for bran flakes.
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Nov 11, 20091:03 pm
I like bran flakes
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Nov 11, 20091:04 pm
Do you guys remember the ‘Lost Souls Room’ in Beetlejuice? The one where there was the doorway and there were the crazyass super-dead dead people? Like, they already died, and then they died again?
Methinks if I ever was walking in some hallway and passed by the ‘Lost Skeezy Tramps Room’ this purse would be all sorts of floating around in there.
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Nov 11, 20091:12 pm
As a person who has an emphatic love for cock AND for vintage purses,I must say that I would not add this to my collection…..In this case,due to this person’s rudimentary painting skills.
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Nov 11, 20091:20 pm
I call vagina on this listing- http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20210231
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Nov 11, 20091:20 pm
Wait, Colonel Sanders loves cock?
I think this seller got a deal on Scrabble tiles http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10167836
They’ll have a harder time when they get down to the garbage letters, though.
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Nov 11, 20091:55 pm
I call shenanigans on Fae.
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Nov 11, 20092:06 pm
Does that mean I’m gonna get hit with a broom?
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Nov 11, 20092:11 pm
You know, it’s just fucking ugly. Plain and simple. And it’s not a “matter of taste,” it’s just bad. I’m sick of ugly shit.
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Nov 11, 20092:22 pm
No broom Fae, I just looked up a vagina in Gray’s Anatomy, now I see the resemblance.
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Nov 11, 20092:30 pm
@ #43 Fae
That Georgia O’Keefe-inspired flower-vagina purse is doubly whimsical according to its description. Perhaps it’s even whisicle?
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Nov 11, 20092:31 pm
OMG I’m LOL’ing at all your comments. Seriously though, I’m considering getting this for my gay next door neighbor.. it would go nice with the 5 foot purple cock statue in his living room. =)
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Nov 11, 20092:40 pm
#49 DSPT: whisicle? please be on purpose, please be on purpose,please be on purpose. Like when you whiz whimsy? #50 kurlygurl, please be true, please be true, please be true. A 5 foot cock? Is he single?
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Nov 11, 20093:40 pm
#27 Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell :
Oh, and the first person singular is “I” not “i”.
Tell that to E.E. Cummings. Orthography ain’t grammar.
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Nov 11, 20093:41 pm
LOL! Love it! (And by “love” I mean no way in hell would I buy it, but it made me laugh.)
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Nov 11, 20093:59 pm
In the description:
For a little lagniappe, when you purchase this purse, if you tell me in the notes to seller why this was something you absolutely must have, then I’ll throw in a sweet pair of handmade, badass earrings I made. Think: guns and beer.
Oh, hell yes! I love guns AND beer. I’m gonna buy it to get those badass earrings – AND because I love cock.
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Nov 11, 20094:33 pm
I love cock too
but I ain’t carrying this shit ugly and bad idea of a purse 
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Nov 11, 20095:36 pm
Cocks. That is some funnnny shit. Poorly executed…but funnnnnnny.
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Nov 11, 20095:42 pm
She says they were sitting around in their living room when they had this fantastic idea to make this cock bag.
Highly likely there was a large bong involved as well
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Nov 11, 20095:43 pm
So she found some old bag in her grandmother’s back closet (OH the innuendos) and used a penny’s worth of paint and ten minutes of her time to do this. And it’s $84. Wow.
WAIT. I just noticed there’s only one in stock. Must have.
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Nov 11, 20095:47 pm
Oh HOLD UP:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33702102
A necklace made out of 17 zippers and some ribbon? And it’s only $85? BARGAIN!
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Nov 11, 20097:22 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34282346
This is pretty awesome
not practical though
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Nov 11, 20098:50 pm
It’s fucking whimsical.
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Nov 11, 20098:56 pm
#61 no, WHIMSICLE
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Nov 11, 20098:57 pm
I am really starting to think Etsy should be juried, at least to weed out the bad crap- but then we wouldnt have Regretsy. I get to be mean here.
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Nov 11, 20099:52 pm
I . . .um . . .actually kind of like it, but my entire family would kill me if I bought it.
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Nov 11, 200910:22 pm
Get in line, honey.
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Nov 11, 200910:40 pm
this would be the perfect thing for either a Tennessee game cock fan.. or a street corner hooker in NY to carry.
#50 that’s some funny shit.. do it. perfect Xmas present
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Nov 11, 200911:06 pm
@ #44 Ducksnew – maybe Colonel Sanders DOES like cock but I think what Mayor of Bethville was getting at is “loves CHICKEN”
which, btw #36 I thought was friggin hilarious and clever!
HK’s comment also priceless… this seller’s gonna need to get busy if it hits hollywood…lotta cock lovers with too many purses out there!
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Nov 11, 200911:08 pm
but taking a second look at the purse, maaaybe not. That bag screams “my great granny passed and all that was left for me was her shoddy handbag!” Sure ain’t no Versace anyway.
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Nov 12, 20092:31 am
#52 tomaz.
Cummings’ publishers and others have sometimes echoed the unconventional orthography in his poetry by writing his name in lower case and without periods. Cummings himself used both the lowercase and capitalized versions but according to his widow did not, as reported in the preface of one book,[1] have his name legally changed to “e e cummings”. He did, however, write to his French translator that he preferred the capitalized version[2]- Wikipeida Improper orthography is still…
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Nov 12, 20092:32 am
WRONG!
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Nov 12, 20092:36 am
i’m kidding!
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Nov 12, 20092:54 am
…and all this time I thought that symbol meant “rooster.” I was thinking of retiring my rooster knickknack collection, but with this new perspective, I think I’ll keep it! Sans handbag, though.
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Nov 12, 20095:00 am
dear god someone needs to work on their poultry anatomy, that really looks more like a hen than a cock, and thus is sending me mixed signals… maybe she means pre-op tranny cocks?
holy fuck.
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Nov 12, 20097:06 am
This is the first thing I have actually seen on Etsy before Regretsy.
Totally whack, Jack. What was this, a ripoff of some bad t-shirt?
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Nov 12, 20099:14 am
OMG I love COCK TOO!!!!! we should be BFF!!!!
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Nov 12, 200912:43 pm
See – I like the concept – I have a friend who would carry the I ♥ Cock bag with pride.
Pity it’s so frigging ugly.
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Nov 12, 20092:56 pm
Oh, that poor handbag. It deserved so much more!
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Nov 12, 20094:16 pm
I like the zipper necklaces.
But these purses! She has taken perfectly good purses and ruined them with completely unskilled painting.
If the execution were better, I might like this.
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Nov 12, 200910:29 pm
I think that the design would look lovely on a diaper bag!
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Nov 13, 20094:46 pm
Well at least its an honest statement. Don’t know if I would like to advertise it
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Nov 27, 200910:17 pm
Well I think a little cock and balls never hurt nobody… When I own this, it will have dingle balls coming down the zipper.
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Nov 27, 200910:21 pm
No zipper, just a snap. What an easy bag to get into. Now I will have to put my dingle balls on the handle- right where I can hold them as I so gracefully stroll down the street.
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Nov 27, 200910:23 pm
#79- Get you an Etsy site and whip up a couple Maternity shirts while these are still hot.
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I am so angry that the spacing is off. That cock is too big… (uh huh huh) and it’s throwing off the whole small “i” thing.
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