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Lady Caca
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Are there really people who save toilet paper in scrap books? Is this really a thing? And if so, do you call it “crapbooking”?
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Nov 9, 20091:43 pm
I’ve got a friend who has a scrapbook studio – I’m letting her know about this.
This could be the next big thing in the world of memory books.
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Nov 9, 20091:43 pm
This is actually a big thing in the embroidery world. 
Its a novelty thing. Holidays…special occasions…gag gifts. Some are lame, some are funny.
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Nov 9, 20091:44 pm
Actually, I’d like to use the first sheet to generate some red, white, and blue cling-ons to save in my crap book.
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Nov 9, 20091:47 pm
I’d love to wipe my ass with Lady Gaga’s face.
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Nov 9, 20091:50 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30089675
This one at least makes more sense… but really? Embroidered toilet paper as a wedding favor? No, no no!!!
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Nov 9, 20091:54 pm
Is that the face you make when you accidentally use the first square or when you realize you’ve just spent $4 on ass paper?
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Nov 9, 20091:59 pm
Je ne comprends pas….
p
x
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Nov 9, 20092:02 pm
Helen, you forgot this equally important question….
Are there really people who embroider toilet paper????
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Nov 9, 20092:05 pm
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Nov 9, 20092:05 pm
I’m bored…think I’ll go embroider some toilet paper. At least when it comes out looking like crap it’s on the right material.
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Nov 9, 20092:05 pm
Should say “my pooper face”!
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Nov 9, 20092:07 pm
I wonder what kind of signal you are giving when you present your clients with this as ‘a Business gift’(as is suggested in the ad)?
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Nov 9, 20092:12 pm
‘Scuse me, while I go put a mustache on Lady GaGa. BRB!
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Nov 9, 20092:15 pm
“I’m embroidering toilet paper” = best.excuse.ever.
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Nov 9, 20092:24 pm
Grandma would be so proud if she could only see me using the embroidery skills she passed on to me.
PS has anybody seen this gem from the BBC of Christopher Walken reading Poker Face?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDx3H_hvI8
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Nov 9, 20092:29 pm
I like the idea of a bathroom memory book. “Remember that time we played poker and ate nachos till 3AM and you clogged my toilet? Well take a look, I saved the first sheet…”
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Nov 9, 20092:29 pm
I just don’t get anything about this. There is not even a pun in sight! It’s just horribly unclever. Unless that’s what’s funny about it?
And what’s the point of having one sheet embroidered? At least do a couple more in the roll…
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Nov 9, 20092:30 pm
Ah, yes… The memories in my book… My first bean burrito with extra jalapeños, the time I ate that whole shoofly pie, and my favorite, the night I ate a dozen hard boiled eggs and washed them down with a cherry lime rickey.
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Nov 9, 20092:42 pm
There’s no argument: This is the perfect item to wipe with.
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Nov 9, 20092:50 pm
I am picturing the reception line at a wedding, where people are actually receiving this.
I think I will go and paint a picture of it, cause words can’t describe it.
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Nov 9, 20093:01 pm
The description reads like an SNL follow up to “Marble Columns”. “Display it on your toilet”, and people will think “who lives here, the King?” – “made into wedding favors” “whose nuptials are these, Princess Diana’s? You can have this one or this one! Or how about this one or this one!
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Nov 9, 20093:04 pm
#18, truth! one embroidered sheet is not enough, the first few may get soiled!
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Nov 9, 20093:47 pm
lady caca looks very muppet-like, it is humorous but not a practical gift. it’s a shame b/c the embroidery work is well-done on most of the toilet paper “art”. i am laughing out LOUD at all of the comments…
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Nov 9, 20093:52 pm
You probably need this after you eat a diaper cake.
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Nov 9, 20094:00 pm
Okay, I’m stepping out on a limb….is that a black arse? A porcelein dildo????
OOOHHHH I get it sunglasses and a nose!!!
I thought it meant POKE-HER …..geez….where was my mind…?
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Nov 9, 20094:53 pm
#24 How on earth is THAT humorous? I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt that the embroidery is “good” because I’m in a giving mood today, but SERIOUSLY how is that funny?
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Nov 9, 20094:55 pm
Ok really?
someone got an embroidery machine and didn’t think to get a canvas bag, a sweatshirt or something far more durable or desireable to practice with.
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Nov 9, 20095:01 pm
Lady Caca! Crapbooking! Excellent!
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Nov 9, 20095:04 pm
oh man, this is just wrong
Honestly some people should be banned from crafting full stop. Lock them up and all their crapbooking ideas.
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Nov 9, 20095:37 pm
I want one with the second sheet embroidered with Rick Astley.
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Nov 9, 20096:09 pm
i think… i really .. just… WHY?!?!
what. the. hell??
who does this.. why is this even marketable.. hell has anyone ever bought one?
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Nov 9, 20096:54 pm
I’ve decided I’m making a life change…
1.Start knitting
2.Start crocheting
3.Get patterns for anything to knit and or crochet vaginas
4.Buy black yarn/make black penises to piss off the Say What artist
5.Buy embroidery machine.
AND EVERY PIECE OF WORK WILL BE RACIST VAGINAS MOTIF!! WITH DREADLOCK MODELS!!!!
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Nov 9, 20096:56 pm
and I’m advertising with all the apostrophes and mispelled words I can find!!
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Nov 9, 20096:56 pm
DAMN IT!!!!!
this has all already been done……f#@! it.
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Nov 9, 20097:30 pm
#34 don’t forget rAndOm CaPitaL lETterS. And make it something Twilight.
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Nov 9, 20097:34 pm
#13, it’s the perfect business gift if you sell toilet paper
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Nov 9, 20097:50 pm
#31 Nice, nobody’s safe from a Rick Roll…Not even on the pot.
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Nov 9, 20097:51 pm
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Nov 9, 20098:57 pm
#39 has a point. I’d like to see the other side of the embroidered part, just out of curiosity.
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Nov 9, 20099:56 pm
what a shitty gift.
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Nov 9, 200910:07 pm
#31 smashz :
“I want one with the second sheet embroidered with Rick Astley.”
Ha! That made me laugh. Nicely done.
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Nov 9, 200910:13 pm
It’s 2 ply Charmin. I wonder if she can embroider the cheap 1 ply from Wal-Mart?
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Nov 10, 20091:50 am
I am almost sure she meant Charmin toilet paper is utilized, not used.
PussDaddy
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Nov 10, 20093:30 am
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Crapbooking, lolz.
Oh, and it would have been so much more adroit if this had been embroidered on quilted northern…
Somehow, if they had embroidered this
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/08/crewel-to-be-kind/
on toilet paper, it would have been so much artier.
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Nov 10, 20093:49 am
I saw this in the gift guide, or at least I think it is her or someone similar so Etsy admin like it !
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Nov 10, 20094:19 am
vangoughbabe – look no further. You can start your knitting career off with a Snatchel.
http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/imbolc07/snatchel.htm
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Nov 10, 20095:11 am
I may need this!
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Nov 10, 20095:35 am
I want a embroidered Kotex.
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Nov 10, 20096:16 am
#41 Hell-arious
#47 Wish I would have had that on my journey through Europe….
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Nov 10, 20097:07 am
I just had a thought…embroidered toilet paper could create jobs in 3rd world countries…..think of the possibilities…..
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Nov 10, 20098:16 am
From the description: “Add one to a gift basket. Be ready for the holidays, with EMBROIDERED TOILET PAPER. Something for all seasons and for everyone. You will be remembered for giving something UNIQUE!”
Hey, my gift baskets are already lookin’ pretty full, what with the Sarah Palin ornaments, adult bottle cozies, corn poo soap and the Sexy Santa postpartum XL reusable pads that I custom ordered from the vampire seller (I plan to put it all in the upcycled catfood bag with a red ‘n green…
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Nov 10, 20098:19 am
bow.) Or maybe I’ll have this seller gift wrap everything for me: http://www.regretsy.com/category/paper-goods/
I don’t need EMBROIDERED TOILET PAPER to be remember for giving something ridiculou– I mean, UNIQUE.
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Nov 10, 20098:22 am
#51
Create more than 1
Sell on ebay
Hell, resale on etsy
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Nov 10, 20098:36 am
vangohbabe.
yea.. definatly Ebay.. if they can sell a piece of toast with “britney’s baby” on it and a old stale cookie…… this is perfect
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Nov 10, 20098:51 am
WOW, I cannot express in words how much I love you all for making my work day infinitely better! BEST COMMENTS EVER. Especially #48.. can you imagine the description, “Kotex is used” hahahahahhaha
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Nov 10, 20099:54 am
What if the regular roll runs out and a guest unknowingly uses (and flushes away) the embroidered sheet from your $4 roll before you have a chance to save it in your scrapbook because you foolishly followed her directive to take “it out of the closet and put it on the tank to be seen by all”? What a waste!
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Nov 10, 200910:02 am
I’d sew it on my Faery’s jacket as a patch…
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Nov 10, 200910:32 am
is this for real? these people need to get out more.
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Nov 10, 200912:06 pm
would embroidered Kleenex work….wait!! that’s called a handkerchief!!!
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Nov 11, 20095:41 pm
If you save that first piece, is it considered “recycling”?
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Nov 12, 200910:34 pm
This sold… YIKES!!
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Jan 7, 20101:40 am
I wish I could wipe my ass with the real Lady Gaga’s face instead.
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