No Words

Posted by Helen Killer 76 comments

Other words that come to mind are “what”, “no” and “plastic cereal bowl on a bent wire hanger for $14 are you out of your fucking mind.”

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Nov 6, 2009
9:53 am
#1 Valerie :

It’s been marked down even more, to $10.50!

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Nov 6, 2009
9:54 am
#2 Fuzz :

Looks like someone shops for supplies at the Dollar Store

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Nov 6, 2009
9:55 am
#3 Lennymud :

i always wondered what Deb ended up doing with all the mardi gras beads she collected after flashing her double ds at all of Bourbon Street. Good to know she upcycles.

I heart you right back, crapgawker.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:55 am
#4 chefann :

Plastic cereal bowl WITH matching plastic tumbler! Wow. I think I totally need this piece of garbage hanging from my garage to scare off my family.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:55 am
#5 barnbabe13 :

I have those green cups at home. I use them for scooping dog food, 4 for .88 cents at wal-mart.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:56 am
#6 Lexiii :

I have those cups too. Maybe I can make some art out of them.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:57 am
#7 hammerhead77 :

Dangler…windchime…mobile…chandelier…”art”

Hell, the seller doesn’t even know WTF it is!

Also please note that this particular bit of upcycled shit is ECCENTRIC not WHIMSICAL. It’s ECCENTRIC! ECCENTRIC, dammit!!!!

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Nov 6, 2009
9:57 am
#8 reqbat :

there’s something weird going on with my eyes, i can’t “see” wtf this really is, the scale, the colours, the horror….

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Nov 6, 2009
9:59 am
#9 AnaDroid :

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don’t know why this is making me laugh so uncontrollably.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:00 am
#10 Lexiii :

Maybe she should stick it back in the garbage until next spring.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:03 am
#11 vangoghbabe :

I’m thinking outdoor.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:05 am
#12 Jea :

#2 Fuzz : Looks like someone shops for supplies at the Dollar Store

I was thinking that exactly.
I shop for craft supplies at the dollar store, too. But its crafts with my kids, not to sell.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:07 am
#13 vangoghbabe :

Now I know what a gypsy dangler is….thought I met one once at a bar….but I stand corrected.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:07 am
#14 Moons in Leo :

I’m thinking there might not be anything to do in Iowa besides make art out of garbage.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:14 am
#15 sar-sar :

Helen Killer — you slay me!

from the listing: “This mobile doesn’t exactly chime, but screams SPRING!” Uhmn, yeah, this mobile is screaming something — I’m not sure it’s spring.

“The color is like new grass and green sprouts of flowers and plants…” If that was the case, then I would start interrogating my wild birds to see what kind of crazy radioactive plants they’ve been crapping in my yard… or watching for the kamikaze chem-lawn man who must be vandalizing my property.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:24 am
#16 worldfamousfudgy :

LMAO “gypsy dangler”!?

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Nov 6, 2009
10:26 am
#17 vangoghbabe :

#16 yeah I was excited….then I saw it dangled from a ceiling and not some exotic gypsy man….

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Nov 6, 2009
10:28 am
#18 worldfamousfudgy :

The title alone got me cackling! I was picturing johnny Depp in that movie where he played a gypsy…

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Nov 6, 2009
10:31 am
#19 worldfamousfudgy :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22511261

Why is this shop SO amusing? I cannot stop gazing and laughing.

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Nov 6, 2009
10:32 am
#20 John Foley :

Give me your tears, gypsy!

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Nov 6, 2009
10:32 am
#21 vangoghbabe :

Mam, we need you to step away from the beads! Keep your hands in the air and no one gets hurt…..

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Nov 6, 2009
10:46 am
#22 AnnetteCurtain :

Last time I saw a “dangler” that big and bold, I had to have a bit of a sit down. I also think a bit of sick came up.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:09 am
#23 Stingray Charles :

Wind Chime? I’m curious as to what sort of beautiful tones would emanate from a Solo cup struck with cheap Mardi Gras beads.

Chandelier? How does this piece of shit generate any light?

Also, I used to see Gypsy Dangler dance at The Shangri La in Azusa CA back in the 80’s, for a couple bucks she used to squat down and…

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Nov 6, 2009
11:11 am
#24 whyohwhy :

This is why I have a distaste for the word “crafty”.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:15 am
#25 vangoghbabe :

Stingray!!
Oh yeah baby

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Nov 6, 2009
11:23 am
#26 wtf :

@ #19, love the coins dangling from the ends of the beads!!!

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Nov 6, 2009
11:26 am
#27 lllll0lllll :

Seller :
1.Unless you live in the southern hemisphere, spring is NOT here.
2.The LAST word anyone should use, in 2009,is “BLING.”
3.Stop making things you; are damaging the planet to an extent greater than that of all the industrialized nations of the world combined.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:32 am
#28 Booksanddecaf :

At least she knows how to categorize properly. After all, something can only be whimsical if it includes incorrect word usage or misspelled words.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:32 am
#29 Holly Weird :

Yes, I must buy a Spring Is Here “dangler” since it’s November and Spring is long over. This was just listed a few days ago so it’s not even just something leftover from earlier this year.

Look at this beauty
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23113873

It’s not just a painted can, it’s a MAGIC painted can. Unfortunately it does not have BLING.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:35 am
#30 Stingray Charles :

#25: VGB, you used to watch Gypsy dance as well?

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Nov 6, 2009
11:36 am
#31 rotnblue :

the first thing that I noticed was that all of this “spring” business is suspended by what appears to be a mangled white metal clothes hanger.

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Nov 6, 2009
11:39 am
#32 vangoghbabe :

I believe I participated…lived in San Diego for a few years…..good times…..

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Nov 6, 2009
11:50 am
#33 Stingray Charles :

VGB #11: LOL

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Nov 6, 2009
12:00 pm
#34 Cold Salt :

If everyone keeps upcycling everything, what will they use to make new tin cans?

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Nov 6, 2009
12:03 pm
#35 crapgawker :

LOTS of words came to mind. Darling was not one of them.

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Nov 6, 2009
12:18 pm
#36 rebeline10 :

vangoghbabe and stingray:
the “gypsy dangler” that i knew was a MAN, baby! coincidentally,when we met in romania it was in early SPRING!

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Nov 6, 2009
12:26 pm
#37 crapgawker :

OMG I just cannot stop gawking at it – and – oh noooo – is that a bent wire hanger!!? WHAT ARE WIRE HANGERS DOING ON YOUR DANGLER? I TOLD YOU NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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Nov 6, 2009
12:31 pm
#38 AnonymousBastard :

“Grab it now because it’s OOAK, won’t ever be duplicated!”

Is that a promise?

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Nov 6, 2009
12:38 pm
#39 worldfamousfudgy :

@Holly Weird
Look at this beauty
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23113873

WTH is a “linterna magica?”

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Nov 6, 2009
12:38 pm
#40 Lexiii :

A painted stick! I always wanted a painted stick!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22622388

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Nov 6, 2009
12:40 pm
#41 pauldodo :

#13 vangoghbabe :

Now I know what a gypsy dangler is….thought I met one once at a bar….but I stand corrected.

And I thought it was slang for the hard, bullet shaped piece of sh!t that you see hanging from a long haired, short arsed dog’s ass….

Quite apt, really….

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Nov 6, 2009
12:42 pm
#42 Booksanddecaf :

#39 Lexiii – I know, right? Look at all those glorious polka dots!

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Nov 6, 2009
12:46 pm
#43 vangoghbabe :

Pauldodo….I googled…you sparked the curiousity in me…..I choose to think erotic sexy gypsy man..To each his own….

dan·gle
v. dan·gled, dan·gling, dan·gles
v.intr.
1. To hang loosely and swing or sway to and fro.
2. To be a hanger-on.
v.tr.
1. To cause to hang loosely or swing.
2. To cause (one’s expectations or hopes) to hang uncertainly or remain unresolved.
n.
1. The act or an instance of dangling.
2. Something dangled.

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Nov 6, 2009
12:47 pm
#44 worldfamousfudgy :

There is some serious whimsy up in here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22004760
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23095159

“*** Check my shop for more elaborate and entrancing gypsy windchimes. Each is entirely different, since I have no shortage of dangler materials in my house (understatement of the year). “

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Nov 6, 2009
12:47 pm
#45 vangoghbabe :

See number 2 of definition…I must say that my hopes do hang uncertainly

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Nov 6, 2009
12:48 pm
#46 Booksanddecaf :

VGB – You had me at “SWAY TO AND FRO”

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Nov 6, 2009
12:56 pm
#47 dr-awkward :

@#11 youre KILLING me!

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Nov 6, 2009
1:02 pm
#48 vangoghbabe :

Side note….2. To be a hanger-on.
We are all now classified as the Regretsy Danglers
(Actually a band by this name, the Danglers) need to be careful with stealing anyone’s glory.

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Nov 6, 2009
1:04 pm
#49 vangoghbabe :

OH WAIT!!…I just made a freaking pun…”HANGER ON”…above craft made with hanger……..I’m going home now.

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Nov 6, 2009
1:06 pm
#50 NinjaGato :

Somewhere Joan Crawford is shitting in her grave

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Nov 6, 2009
1:15 pm
#51 pauldodo :

I love you all, you crazy freaks. :)

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Nov 6, 2009
1:18 pm
#52 Fo5ter :

Are those mardi gras beads? I wonder if she had to show her “cups” to get those beads.

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Nov 6, 2009
1:24 pm
#53 Efit :

As a gypsy who neither screams Spring nor dangles, I am insulted. If she throws in the time stamp, I’ll buy it.

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Nov 6, 2009
1:26 pm
#54 Lexiii :

“I have no shortage of dangler materials in my house”

….or in the garbage.

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Nov 6, 2009
1:43 pm
#55 portable wig :

I appreciate that this person waste’s NOTHING (I can’t imagine what makes it into the trash bin at their house) and I too love Spring but I don’t think Spring appreciates this one bit!!!! Spring, in all her glory, is APPALLED by the serious misrepresentation here!

I can’t even get into the dangler materials, hot glue gun episodes and craft paint menagerie of this shop. Check it, a comma for your door, now on SALE:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26779995

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Nov 6, 2009
1:44 pm
#56 portable wig :

PS you folks are fricken hilarious!!! Love you all!!!

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Nov 6, 2009
1:56 pm
#57 Thousandaire :

Ahh, windchimes. Nothing relaxes me more than the sound of plastic slapping against plastic.

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Nov 6, 2009
2:06 pm
#58 pauldodo :

#CLACK#…..#CLACK#..#CLACLACKACK#…..

Ad freaking infinitum

sooving

P
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Nov 6, 2009
2:06 pm
#59 Tdogdd :

How does a green plastic cup and plate with show me your boobs beads equal to spring??? I am confused it sounds more like Keg Party or Sprink break

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Nov 6, 2009
3:11 pm
#60 sallymac79 :

I have those cups, recognized it immediately. Obviously, I will now be fashioning a mobile with it.

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Nov 6, 2009
4:40 pm
#61 everydaymama :

Being part Gypsy I have to say, we’d never have hung crap like this up anywhere!! Dollar store crap-ola big time!

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Nov 6, 2009
4:52 pm
#62 sbarnes2 :

@ 44- that second link actually looked good. For half a second. Then I saw that is was just a cheap plastic ornament, cheap plastic beads, and a wire hanger all spray painted. Looks like the total costs of all of her crafts is 15 cents.

MAN, all I have to say is, either the people buying her stuff all bought exceptions to her norm, or didn’t know they were buying totally cheap crappy stuff until it was too late (dun Dun DUN).

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Nov 6, 2009
6:22 pm
#63 StinkBait :

This display image…

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5701324

Is actually a good picture. She should sell this as a print.

However the other pictures that follow it look like shit.

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Nov 6, 2009
8:28 pm
#64 ihatecowls :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22004760

and heres what she says:

My darlin’ dangler chandelier wind chimes are put together with a smorgasbord of vintage collectibles and thrift store finds, with a few new treasures for a well rounded beautiful hanging art piece.

Theres nothig well rounded about this, least of all her sense of what is *art*

um should etsy be a juried site perhaps???

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Nov 6, 2009
8:57 pm
#65 Memiki :

Okay, I once thought of a little rule I’d think of when selling my jewelry, but I think it should apply to Etsy as well:

If someone could easily make it themselves, then maybe you should think twice before selling it. If someone could easily make it themselves, but they wouldn’t because it is absurd, then DON’T SELL IT.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:13 pm
#66 Night Cowl :

Some kinds of creative expression just don’t need to be sold. If my 5 year old came home from school with this I would proudly hang it in a place of prominence. When an adult throws stuff like this together I have to wonder at their level of maturity. Fun time crafts with the kids, absolutely, sell on Etsy? no frikken’ way.

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Nov 6, 2009
9:14 pm
#67 Night Cowl :

But I will give her points for not calling the color Edward Cullen green and decoupaging his face all over the bowl and cup.

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Nov 7, 2009
2:27 am
#68 frostypumpkin :

I searched Google Images for “Gypsy Dangler”. Her products dominated the search…

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Nov 7, 2009
3:17 am
#69 heidrun :

hey! she also sells a wooden fetus painted with a paisley pattern! and it’s only $ 9!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26779995

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Nov 7, 2009
7:39 am
#70 beqi :

Man, am I glad we had a girl.

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Nov 7, 2009
9:52 am
#71 ardnas :

The camera time stamps all over her listing photos really add a touch of class.

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Nov 7, 2009
10:54 am
#72 sar-sar :

I can’t believe this hasn’t sold yet.

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Nov 7, 2009
1:15 pm
#73 AgoutiAvenger :

Did anyone notice that “Linterna Magica” has a hook formed by actual rusty wire? Caveat emptor tetanus!

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Nov 7, 2009
3:02 pm
#74 The Blue Kraken :

…………… isnt this a little out of season?

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Nov 11, 2009
4:32 am
#75 uhh kinda :

Gypsy dangler… PAH HA HA HA
Its labelled as eccentric though, which makes it ok.

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Nov 19, 2009
10:56 am
#76 kalexis :

Sigh…it sold, motherfuckers. No doubt because she lowered the price from $14 to $10.50.

I DESPAIR.

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