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No Words

Other words that come to mind are “what”, “no” and “plastic cereal bowl on a bent wire hanger for $14 are you out of your fucking mind.”

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  1. Valerie
    November 6, 2009 at 9:53 am

    It’s been marked down even more, to $10.50!

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  2. Fuzz
    November 6, 2009 at 9:54 am

    Looks like someone shops for supplies at the Dollar Store

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  3. Lennymud
    November 6, 2009 at 9:55 am

    i always wondered what Deb ended up doing with all the mardi gras beads she collected after flashing her double ds at all of Bourbon Street. Good to know she upcycles.

    I heart you right back, crapgawker.

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  4. chefann
    November 6, 2009 at 9:55 am

    Plastic cereal bowl WITH matching plastic tumbler! Wow. I think I totally need this piece of garbage hanging from my garage to scare off my family.

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  5. barnbabe13
    November 6, 2009 at 9:55 am

    I have those green cups at home. I use them for scooping dog food, 4 for .88 cents at wal-mart.

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  6. Lexiii
    November 6, 2009 at 9:56 am

    I have those cups too. Maybe I can make some art out of them.

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  7. hammerhead77
    November 6, 2009 at 9:57 am

    Dangler…windchime…mobile…chandelier…”art”

    Hell, the seller doesn’t even know WTF it is!

    Also please note that this particular bit of upcycled shit is ECCENTRIC not WHIMSICAL. It’s ECCENTRIC! ECCENTRIC, dammit!!!!

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  8. reqbat
    November 6, 2009 at 9:57 am

    there’s something weird going on with my eyes, i can’t “see” wtf this really is, the scale, the colours, the horror….

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  9. AnaDroid
    November 6, 2009 at 9:59 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    I don’t know why this is making me laugh so uncontrollably.

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  10. Lexiii
    November 6, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Maybe she should stick it back in the garbage until next spring.

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  11. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 10:03 am

    I’m thinking outdoor.

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  12. Jea
    November 6, 2009 at 10:05 am

    #2 Fuzz : Looks like someone shops for supplies at the Dollar Store

    I was thinking that exactly.
    I shop for craft supplies at the dollar store, too. But its crafts with my kids, not to sell.

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  13. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Now I know what a gypsy dangler is….thought I met one once at a bar….but I stand corrected.

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  14. Moons in Leo
    November 6, 2009 at 10:07 am

    I’m thinking there might not be anything to do in Iowa besides make art out of garbage.

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  15. sar-sar
    November 6, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Helen Killer — you slay me!

    from the listing: “This mobile doesn’t exactly chime, but screams SPRING!” Uhmn, yeah, this mobile is screaming something — I’m not sure it’s spring.

    “The color is like new grass and green sprouts of flowers and plants…” If that was the case, then I would start interrogating my wild birds to see what kind of crazy radioactive plants they’ve been crapping in my yard… or watching for the kamikaze chem-lawn man who must be vandalizing my property.

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  16. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 10:24 am

    LMAO “gypsy dangler”!?

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  17. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 10:26 am

    #16 yeah I was excited….then I saw it dangled from a ceiling and not some exotic gypsy man….

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  18. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 10:28 am

    The title alone got me cackling! I was picturing johnny Depp in that movie where he played a gypsy…

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  19. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 10:31 am

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22511261

    Why is this shop SO amusing? I cannot stop gazing and laughing.

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  20. John Foley
    November 6, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Give me your tears, gypsy!

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  21. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 10:32 am

    Mam, we need you to step away from the beads! Keep your hands in the air and no one gets hurt…..

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  22. AnnetteCurtain
    November 6, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Last time I saw a “dangler” that big and bold, I had to have a bit of a sit down. I also think a bit of sick came up.

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  23. Stingray Charles
    November 6, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Wind Chime? I’m curious as to what sort of beautiful tones would emanate from a Solo cup struck with cheap Mardi Gras beads.

    Chandelier? How does this piece of shit generate any light?

    Also, I used to see Gypsy Dangler dance at The Shangri La in Azusa CA back in the 80′s, for a couple bucks she used to squat down and…

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  24. whyohwhy
    November 6, 2009 at 11:11 am

    This is why I have a distaste for the word “crafty”.

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  25. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Stingray!!
    Oh yeah baby

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  26. wtf
    November 6, 2009 at 11:23 am

    @ #19, love the coins dangling from the ends of the beads!!!

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  27. lllll0lllll
    November 6, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Seller :
    1.Unless you live in the southern hemisphere, spring is NOT here.
    2.The LAST word anyone should use, in 2009,is “BLING.”
    3.Stop making things you; are damaging the planet to an extent greater than that of all the industrialized nations of the world combined.

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  28. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 11:32 am

    At least she knows how to categorize properly. After all, something can only be whimsical if it includes incorrect word usage or misspelled words.

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  29. Holly Weird
    November 6, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Yes, I must buy a Spring Is Here “dangler” since it’s November and Spring is long over. This was just listed a few days ago so it’s not even just something leftover from earlier this year.

    Look at this beauty
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23113873

    It’s not just a painted can, it’s a MAGIC painted can. Unfortunately it does not have BLING.

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  30. Stingray Charles
    November 6, 2009 at 11:35 am

    #25: VGB, you used to watch Gypsy dance as well?

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  31. rotnblue
    November 6, 2009 at 11:36 am

    the first thing that I noticed was that all of this “spring” business is suspended by what appears to be a mangled white metal clothes hanger.

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  32. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 11:39 am

    I believe I participated…lived in San Diego for a few years…..good times…..

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  33. Stingray Charles
    November 6, 2009 at 11:50 am

    VGB #11: LOL

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  34. Cold Salt
    November 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    If everyone keeps upcycling everything, what will they use to make new tin cans?

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  35. crapgawker
    November 6, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    LOTS of words came to mind. Darling was not one of them.

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  36. rebeline10
    November 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    vangoghbabe and stingray:
    the “gypsy dangler” that i knew was a MAN, baby! coincidentally,when we met in romania it was in early SPRING!

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  37. crapgawker
    November 6, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    OMG I just cannot stop gawking at it – and – oh noooo – is that a bent wire hanger!!? WHAT ARE WIRE HANGERS DOING ON YOUR DANGLER? I TOLD YOU NO WIRE HANGERS EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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  38. AnonymousBastard
    November 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    “Grab it now because it’s OOAK, won’t ever be duplicated!”

    Is that a promise?

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  39. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    @Holly Weird
    Look at this beauty
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23113873

    WTH is a “linterna magica?”

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  40. Lexiii
    November 6, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    A painted stick! I always wanted a painted stick!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22622388

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  41. pauldodo
    November 6, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    #13 vangoghbabe :

    Now I know what a gypsy dangler is….thought I met one once at a bar….but I stand corrected.

    And I thought it was slang for the hard, bullet shaped piece of sh!t that you see hanging from a long haired, short arsed dog’s ass….

    Quite apt, really….

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  42. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    #39 Lexiii – I know, right? Look at all those glorious polka dots!

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  43. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Pauldodo….I googled…you sparked the curiousity in me…..I choose to think erotic sexy gypsy man..To each his own….

    dan·gle
    v. dan·gled, dan·gling, dan·gles
    v.intr.
    1. To hang loosely and swing or sway to and fro.
    2. To be a hanger-on.
    v.tr.
    1. To cause to hang loosely or swing.
    2. To cause (one’s expectations or hopes) to hang uncertainly or remain unresolved.
    n.
    1. The act or an instance of dangling.
    2. Something dangled.

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  44. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    There is some serious whimsy up in here:
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22004760
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23095159

    “*** Check my shop for more elaborate and entrancing gypsy windchimes. Each is entirely different, since I have no shortage of dangler materials in my house (understatement of the year). “

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  45. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    See number 2 of definition…I must say that my hopes do hang uncertainly

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  46. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    VGB – You had me at “SWAY TO AND FRO”

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  47. dr-awkward
    November 6, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    @#11 youre KILLING me!

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  48. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Side note….2. To be a hanger-on.
    We are all now classified as the Regretsy Danglers
    (Actually a band by this name, the Danglers) need to be careful with stealing anyone’s glory.

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  49. vangoghbabe
    November 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    OH WAIT!!…I just made a freaking pun…”HANGER ON”…above craft made with hanger……..I’m going home now.

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  50. NinjaGato
    November 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Somewhere Joan Crawford is shitting in her grave

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  51. pauldodo
    November 6, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    I love you all, you crazy freaks. :)

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  52. Fo5ter
    November 6, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Are those mardi gras beads? I wonder if she had to show her “cups” to get those beads.

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  53. Efit
    November 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    As a gypsy who neither screams Spring nor dangles, I am insulted. If she throws in the time stamp, I’ll buy it.

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  54. Lexiii
    November 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    “I have no shortage of dangler materials in my house”

    ….or in the garbage.

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  55. portable wig
    November 6, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    I appreciate that this person waste’s NOTHING (I can’t imagine what makes it into the trash bin at their house) and I too love Spring but I don’t think Spring appreciates this one bit!!!! Spring, in all her glory, is APPALLED by the serious misrepresentation here!

    I can’t even get into the dangler materials, hot glue gun episodes and craft paint menagerie of this shop. Check it, a comma for your door, now on SALE:
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26779995

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  56. portable wig
    November 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    PS you folks are fricken hilarious!!! Love you all!!!

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  57. Thousandaire
    November 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Ahh, windchimes. Nothing relaxes me more than the sound of plastic slapping against plastic.

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  58. pauldodo
    November 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    #CLACK#…..#CLACK#..#CLACLACKACK#…..

    Ad freaking infinitum

    sooving

    P
    X

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  59. Tdogdd
    November 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    How does a green plastic cup and plate with show me your boobs beads equal to spring??? I am confused it sounds more like Keg Party or Sprink break

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  60. sallymac79
    November 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I have those cups, recognized it immediately. Obviously, I will now be fashioning a mobile with it.

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  61. everydaymama
    November 6, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Being part Gypsy I have to say, we’d never have hung crap like this up anywhere!! Dollar store crap-ola big time!

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  62. sbarnes2
    November 6, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    @ 44- that second link actually looked good. For half a second. Then I saw that is was just a cheap plastic ornament, cheap plastic beads, and a wire hanger all spray painted. Looks like the total costs of all of her crafts is 15 cents.

    MAN, all I have to say is, either the people buying her stuff all bought exceptions to her norm, or didn’t know they were buying totally cheap crappy stuff until it was too late (dun Dun DUN).

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  63. StinkBait
    November 6, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    This display image…

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5701324

    Is actually a good picture. She should sell this as a print.

    However the other pictures that follow it look like shit.

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  64. ihatecowls
    November 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22004760

    and heres what she says:

    My darlin’ dangler chandelier wind chimes are put together with a smorgasbord of vintage collectibles and thrift store finds, with a few new treasures for a well rounded beautiful hanging art piece.

    Theres nothig well rounded about this, least of all her sense of what is *art*

    um should etsy be a juried site perhaps???

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  65. Memiki
    November 6, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Okay, I once thought of a little rule I’d think of when selling my jewelry, but I think it should apply to Etsy as well:

    If someone could easily make it themselves, then maybe you should think twice before selling it. If someone could easily make it themselves, but they wouldn’t because it is absurd, then DON’T SELL IT.

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  66. Night Cowl
    November 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm

    Some kinds of creative expression just don’t need to be sold. If my 5 year old came home from school with this I would proudly hang it in a place of prominence. When an adult throws stuff like this together I have to wonder at their level of maturity. Fun time crafts with the kids, absolutely, sell on Etsy? no frikken’ way.

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  67. Night Cowl
    November 6, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    But I will give her points for not calling the color Edward Cullen green and decoupaging his face all over the bowl and cup.

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  68. frostypumpkin
    November 7, 2009 at 2:27 am

    I searched Google Images for “Gypsy Dangler”. Her products dominated the search…

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  69. heidrun
    November 7, 2009 at 3:17 am

    hey! she also sells a wooden fetus painted with a paisley pattern! and it’s only $ 9!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26779995

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  70. beqi
    November 7, 2009 at 7:39 am

    Man, am I glad we had a girl.

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  71. ardnas
    November 7, 2009 at 9:52 am

    The camera time stamps all over her listing photos really add a touch of class.

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  72. sar-sar
    November 7, 2009 at 10:54 am

    I can’t believe this hasn’t sold yet.

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  73. AgoutiAvenger
    November 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Did anyone notice that “Linterna Magica” has a hook formed by actual rusty wire? Caveat emptor tetanus!

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  74. The Blue Kraken
    November 7, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    …………… isnt this a little out of season?

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  75. uhh kinda
    November 11, 2009 at 4:32 am

    Gypsy dangler… PAH HA HA HA
    Its labelled as eccentric though, which makes it ok.

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  76. kalexis
    November 19, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Sigh…it sold, motherfuckers. No doubt because she lowered the price from $14 to $10.50.

    I DESPAIR.

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  77. MattKent
    June 29, 2011 at 6:44 pm

    Oh at first glance this is sweet, then on closer inspection it probably belongs in the trash and treasure marker or the mothers day stall!

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  78. San Fransissy
    November 30, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Y’all just need to get yerselvz some of them meth-tinted glasses. Trust me, all shall be revealed, and make a little more sense. Wait a sec, what was I talkin’ about? Oh!! Shit!! I got distrakted, my hot glue gun is drippin’ all over my vintage button collection :P (>>{W22# ooo! takeetoze!

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