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Happy Holiday’s

You see sweetheart, mommy and daddy loved you so much, they wanted to give you all the apostrophes they never had. Merry Christma’s!

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60 comments on Happy Holiday’s

  1. Efit
    November 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Wow. Its’ one of the best’s shirts’ Ive ever seened.

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  2. Efit
    November 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    P.S. Anything’s with Comic Sans make’s my eyeball’s bleeded.

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  3. rotnblue
    November 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    Baby’s what is on it’s way???

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  4. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Helen, I’m starting to feel that you’re a whimsy-hater. Don’t be a hater, Helen. Don’t be a hater.

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  5. Lexiii
    November 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    It’s not’ s’o bad’.

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  6. Helen Killer
    November 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    I’m more of a ha’ter.

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  7. thehaps
    November 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    No, no. This makes sense. You guys just aren’t up on the way the kids are talking these days. Read it thus:

    jingle bells jingle bells
    baby is on!
    It is way! (on)

    It’s basically telling you you’ve been served, baby, and it is ON, and now you have to have a dance battle to the tune of jingle bells.

    Duh.

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    • Helen Killer
      November 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm

      That’s a compelling argument.

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  8. pauldodo
    November 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I think she had the iron on ‘Linen’ setting, too….

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  9. Such is the Craft Ninja
    November 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Excuse me, your iron-on is showing.
    At least take care of the fold wrinkles while you’re at it!

    Side note: Can we have an “It’s Whimsical!” category?

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  10. symes
    November 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Comic San’s is’ vile!

    http://i.imgur.com/W6zzI.jpg

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  11. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Touch’ee, Helen.

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  12. Helen Killer
    November 6, 2009 at 1:35 pm

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  13. pauldodo
    November 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    #7 thehaps- innit blood….

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  14. crapgawker
    November 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    I feel morning sicknes’s just looking at thi’s shirt.

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  15. StinkBait
    November 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    Actually I think the iron setting was on “Photoshoppe’d.”

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  16. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Stinkbait, I thi’nk youre right’.

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  17. rikkus
    November 6, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    DO NOT WAN’T

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  18. willwrite4food
    November 6, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Someone should send the seller this website:

    http://apostrophe.me/

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  19. worldfamousfudgy
    November 6, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I like thehaps’s take on the grammar. I mean grammer.

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  20. Holly Weird
    November 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    This seller also carries onesies/shirts for little boys that say “Playground Pimp”. Because who wants their son to grow up and be a doctor or something productive when he could just get himself a couple of hoes instead, right? I guess it would save on college tuition at least

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  21. moontreestudios
    November 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    I swear to god, between the comic sans and the terrible punctuation, this shirt is killing me slowly. I also hate iron-on as a “craft”, it takes zero skill.

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  22. Jea
    November 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I know we’re all making fun of this and whatnot but I really had to ask myself why this was posted. I think it took three reads to figure it out.

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  23. Fo5ter
    November 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    I like the maternity shirt that says, “Rub my belly and I’ll fucking floor your ass.”

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  24. hammerhead77
    November 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    For all of you who, like me, get slightly homicidal urges when you see the Comic Sans font, you will find comfort here: http://www.bancomicsans.com

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  25. whyohwhy
    November 6, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    I thought I was the only one that’s had that problem.

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  26. Street Corner Hooker
    November 6, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    COMIC SAAAAAAAAANSSSSS

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  27. KnifewieldingDIck
    November 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    She has several shirts/onsies that are sure to get your kid jawdropping looks, like: “Playground Pimp,” “I’m proof that my mommy puts out,” and “I obviously get my good looks from my Uncle Joe.”
    The lack of intelligence, tact, taste and decency is dumbfounding.
    At least the shirt doesn’t contain the most idiotic use of the apostrophe : when some dolt uses it to indicate plurals.

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  28. Moons in Leo
    November 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Jingle Bell’s, Jingle Bell’s.

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  29. Cold Salt
    November 6, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Well, phew! Good thing she photo shopped this so she can correct the mistakes!

    Yeah, right.

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  30. everydaymama
    November 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    I feel like stickin’ some jingle bells somewhere after seeing this!!
    As a preggo mama I would not wear this, or any of her other trailer trash themed stuff. And would it kill her to use an iron on it?

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  31. Stingray Charles
    November 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Check you’re iron dear, its not working.

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  32. Redshirt Knitting
    November 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    I do love the way the shirt refers to a baby as an “it.”

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  33. Booksanddecaf
    November 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    On another note, is it frightening that I am actually tempted to buy this just so that I can stitch in the proper punctuation?

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33945942

    Aside from that, it’s brilliant.

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  34. sbarnes2
    November 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    These are the same sort of terrible, cheesy airbrushed shirts you see at county fairs and flea markets. Except these are iron-ed on- fah-n-cee!

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  35. Cold Salt
    November 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    #34, but I like it without the comma! Isn’t it toooooo funny to ask an English Motherfucker if he speaks English?

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  36. greenfuzz
    November 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    It’s totally cool with me to hate whimsy. And gratuitous apostrophes.

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  37. sar-sar
    November 6, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Grammar & punctuation hard!
    WTF?

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  38. thefrog
    November 6, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    The “linen setting” — ha! You are all soooo wrong! You owe her an apology!

    “We use PROFESSIONAL transfers and COMMERCIAL equipment that household irons can not match.”

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=307806

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  39. Memiki
    November 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    You gotta love that the design is placed right where it will balloon over your inflated, swollen pregnancy tits.

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  40. everydaymama
    November 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    #39, well that explains the wrinkled pics! She has no iron… Maybe she just sits on the transfer and waits for the heat of her arse to adhere it to the shirt!

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  41. Night Cowl
    November 6, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Actually, her pulp fiction cross stitch would look excellent on a baby onsie for all those gootchy-goobers who wike to pinch widdow cheeks and talk baby talk!

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  42. pauldodo
    November 7, 2009 at 12:49 am

    ~39- I stand corrected and should’ve realised the high quality finish is way superior to a mere inkjet iron-on transfer.

    How foolish do I feel now?

    :)

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  43. ihatecowls
    November 7, 2009 at 1:20 am

    Like they say, it seem’s only stupid people’s is breeding’s

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  44. Lexiii
    November 7, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Wrong ihatecowls. Not all of us “breeders” are stupid. Some of us are geniuses like you.

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  45. ardnas
    November 7, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I’m no breeder, but I’m glad that I know a few intelligent people who *are* breeders, for the sake of the future of the human race…

    …sad thing is, none of the aforementioned intelligent breeders would EVER buy a shirt like this one – and I pity their children, who will grow up having to contend with the burgeoning spawn of those who can neither spell nor use apostrophes correctly, and who think a “playground pimp” onesie is humorous.

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  46. malaquite
    November 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Helen Killer, it’s your captions that make this site a laugh riot. Thank you.

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  47. knitwithknives
    November 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    thehaps, YES! You are so right.

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  48. Kallison
    November 7, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    I believe that baby’s= baby is, which is an acceptable conjunction, but the “it’s” thing is all wrong.However, the shirt is abysmal in design. Iron on is grade school level “crafting” at best.
    As for the stupid people breeding…it is more that the people that are breeding masses of kids are usually stupid. Most high IQ and highly paid people have 1 to 2 kids.

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  49. freshie
    November 9, 2009 at 3:54 am

    To all the Comic Sans haters – NERD ALERT! Although I personally loathe “Curlz” – especially when a business prints their sign using it – shudders… But really – why is Comic Sans so annoying?

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  50. freshie
    November 9, 2009 at 4:01 am

    I’m also shuddering that this seller has had over 2100 sales. I guess tacky, trite, and cheesy crap is what people want!

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  51. Monstrosa
    November 9, 2009 at 5:04 am

    I wouldn’t think calling someone’s baby “it” on a T-shirt would be a good idea, anyhow. “Baby’s on the way,” would be so much more musical.
    And the font could be a lot more jingly.

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  52. The Blue Kraken
    November 9, 2009 at 6:48 am

    why is comic sans terrible?
    I will admit to being a font nerd, I collect fonts by the hundreds.

    Comic sans is like something you find in the discount bin at the dollar store. It’s the one font dismally used by every company to put on a crappy CD hoping someone will by it. Worse it comes free with Windows. It’s a boring plain font with no serifs(feet) and for this use, not festive.

    There’s so many other beautiful wonderful choices of fonts that COULD have been used, but no. meh

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  53. vangoghbabe
    November 9, 2009 at 10:50 am

    # 21 that would be HOE’S with an apostrophe.

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  54. sbarnes2
    November 11, 2009 at 8:45 am

    Apparently the “Playground Pimp” motif is popular:
    http://www.doublex.com/section/health-science/im-too-sexy-my-onesie

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  55. milikis
    November 11, 2009 at 10:00 am

    I just received my son’s kindergarden book from the Mexican school system and the entire thing is in comic sans. No joke.

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  56. jsvice
    November 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    #3 – you got the usage backwards in your attempt to ridicule someone else. “Baby’s” is correct. It’s “it’s” that is wrong. The word “its” is a rare case of there being no apostrophe needed to show possession.

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  57. Kate Black
    November 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Apostrophes mean, “Lookout! S is coming!”

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  58. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 22, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    #57 jsvice: um, yes we know, thats the funny.

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  59. whimsicaLideal
    November 23, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    This is worse than the “baby on board” stickers.

    Its as if pregnant woman and babies are a big deal and special.

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