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59 comments
You see sweetheart, mommy and daddy loved you so much, they wanted to give you all the apostrophes they never had. Merry Christma’s!
Nov 6, 20091:21 pm
P.S. Anything’s with Comic Sans make’s my eyeball’s bleeded.
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Nov 6, 20091:21 pm
Baby’s what is on it’s way???
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Nov 6, 20091:23 pm
Helen, I’m starting to feel that you’re a whimsy-hater. Don’t be a hater, Helen. Don’t be a hater.
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Nov 6, 20091:24 pm
It’s not’ s’o bad’.
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Nov 6, 20091:26 pm
I’m more of a ha’ter.
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Nov 6, 20091:29 pm
No, no. This makes sense. You guys just aren’t up on the way the kids are talking these days. Read it thus:
jingle bells jingle bells
baby is on!
It is way! (on)
It’s basically telling you you’ve been served, baby, and it is ON, and now you have to have a dance battle to the tune of jingle bells.
Duh.
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Nov 6, 20091:29 pm
I think she had the iron on ‘Linen’ setting, too….
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Nov 6, 20091:30 pm
Excuse me, your iron-on is showing.
At least take care of the fold wrinkles while you’re at it!
Side note: Can we have an “It’s Whimsical!” category?
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Nov 6, 20091:30 pm
Nov 6, 20091:33 pm
Touch’ee, Helen.
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Nov 6, 20091:34 pm
That’s a compelling argument.
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Nov 6, 20091:35 pm
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Nov 6, 20091:36 pm
#7 thehaps- innit blood….
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Nov 6, 20091:36 pm
I feel morning sicknes’s just looking at thi’s shirt.
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Nov 6, 20091:39 pm
Actually I think the iron setting was on “Photoshoppe’d.”
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Nov 6, 20091:43 pm
Stinkbait, I thi’nk youre right’.
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Nov 6, 20091:49 pm
DO NOT WAN’T
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Nov 6, 20091:53 pm
Nov 6, 20091:59 pm
I like thehaps’s take on the grammar. I mean grammer.
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Nov 6, 20092:12 pm
This seller also carries onesies/shirts for little boys that say “Playground Pimp”. Because who wants their son to grow up and be a doctor or something productive when he could just get himself a couple of hoes instead, right? I guess it would save on college tuition at least
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Nov 6, 20092:13 pm
I swear to god, between the comic sans and the terrible punctuation, this shirt is killing me slowly. I also hate iron-on as a “craft”, it takes zero skill.
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Nov 6, 20092:17 pm
I know we’re all making fun of this and whatnot but I really had to ask myself why this was posted. I think it took three reads to figure it out.
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Nov 6, 20092:19 pm
I like the maternity shirt that says, “Rub my belly and I’ll fucking floor your ass.”
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Nov 6, 20092:20 pm
For all of you who, like me, get slightly homicidal urges when you see the Comic Sans font, you will find comfort here: http://www.bancomicsans.com
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Nov 6, 20092:20 pm
I thought I was the only one that’s had that problem.
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Nov 6, 20092:31 pm
COMIC SAAAAAAAAANSSSSS
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Nov 6, 20092:39 pm
She has several shirts/onsies that are sure to get your kid jawdropping looks, like: “Playground Pimp,” “I’m proof that my mommy puts out,” and “I obviously get my good looks from my Uncle Joe.”
The lack of intelligence, tact, taste and decency is dumbfounding.
At least the shirt doesn’t contain the most idiotic use of the apostrophe : when some dolt uses it to indicate plurals.
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Nov 6, 20092:45 pm
Jingle Bell’s, Jingle Bell’s.
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Nov 6, 20092:49 pm
Well, phew! Good thing she photo shopped this so she can correct the mistakes!
Yeah, right.
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Nov 6, 20093:08 pm
I feel like stickin’ some jingle bells somewhere after seeing this!!
As a preggo mama I would not wear this, or any of her other trailer trash themed stuff. And would it kill her to use an iron on it?
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Nov 6, 20093:16 pm
Check you’re iron dear, its not working.
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Nov 6, 20093:32 pm
I do love the way the shirt refers to a baby as an “it.”
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Nov 6, 20095:01 pm
On another note, is it frightening that I am actually tempted to buy this just so that I can stitch in the proper punctuation?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33945942
Aside from that, it’s brilliant.
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Nov 6, 20095:03 pm
These are the same sort of terrible, cheesy airbrushed shirts you see at county fairs and flea markets. Except these are iron-ed on- fah-n-cee!
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Nov 6, 20095:12 pm
#34, but I like it without the comma! Isn’t it toooooo funny to ask an English Motherfucker if he speaks English?
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Nov 6, 20096:05 pm
It’s totally cool with me to hate whimsy. And gratuitous apostrophes.
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Nov 6, 20096:19 pm
Grammar & punctuation hard!
WTF?
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Nov 6, 20097:30 pm
The “linen setting” — ha! You are all soooo wrong! You owe her an apology!
“We use PROFESSIONAL transfers and COMMERCIAL equipment that household irons can not match.”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=307806
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Nov 6, 20097:58 pm
You gotta love that the design is placed right where it will balloon over your inflated, swollen pregnancy tits.
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Nov 6, 20098:27 pm
#39, well that explains the wrinkled pics! She has no iron… Maybe she just sits on the transfer and waits for the heat of her arse to adhere it to the shirt!
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Nov 6, 20099:22 pm
Actually, her pulp fiction cross stitch would look excellent on a baby onsie for all those gootchy-goobers who wike to pinch widdow cheeks and talk baby talk!
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Nov 7, 200912:49 am
~39- I stand corrected and should’ve realised the high quality finish is way superior to a mere inkjet iron-on transfer.
How foolish do I feel now?
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Nov 7, 20091:20 am
Like they say, it seem’s only stupid people’s is breeding’s
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Nov 7, 20097:53 am
Wrong ihatecowls. Not all of us “breeders” are stupid. Some of us are geniuses like you.
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Nov 7, 20099:29 am
I’m no breeder, but I’m glad that I know a few intelligent people who *are* breeders, for the sake of the future of the human race…
…sad thing is, none of the aforementioned intelligent breeders would EVER buy a shirt like this one – and I pity their children, who will grow up having to contend with the burgeoning spawn of those who can neither spell nor use apostrophes correctly, and who think a “playground pimp” onesie is humorous.
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Nov 7, 20094:03 pm
Helen Killer, it’s your captions that make this site a laugh riot. Thank you.
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Nov 7, 20097:00 pm
thehaps, YES! You are so right.
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Nov 7, 20099:08 pm
I believe that baby’s= baby is, which is an acceptable conjunction, but the “it’s” thing is all wrong.However, the shirt is abysmal in design. Iron on is grade school level “crafting” at best.
As for the stupid people breeding…it is more that the people that are breeding masses of kids are usually stupid. Most high IQ and highly paid people have 1 to 2 kids.
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Nov 9, 20093:54 am
To all the Comic Sans haters – NERD ALERT! Although I personally loathe “Curlz” – especially when a business prints their sign using it – shudders… But really – why is Comic Sans so annoying?
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Nov 9, 20094:01 am
I’m also shuddering that this seller has had over 2100 sales. I guess tacky, trite, and cheesy crap is what people want!
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Nov 9, 20095:04 am
I wouldn’t think calling someone’s baby “it” on a T-shirt would be a good idea, anyhow. “Baby’s on the way,” would be so much more musical.
And the font could be a lot more jingly.
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Nov 9, 20096:48 am
why is comic sans terrible?
I will admit to being a font nerd, I collect fonts by the hundreds.
Comic sans is like something you find in the discount bin at the dollar store. It’s the one font dismally used by every company to put on a crappy CD hoping someone will by it. Worse it comes free with Windows. It’s a boring plain font with no serifs(feet) and for this use, not festive.
There’s so many other beautiful wonderful choices of fonts that COULD have been used, but no. meh
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Nov 9, 200910:50 am
# 21 that would be HOE’S with an apostrophe.
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Nov 11, 20098:45 am
Apparently the “Playground Pimp” motif is popular:
http://www.doublex.com/section/health-science/im-too-sexy-my-onesie
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Nov 11, 200910:00 am
I just received my son’s kindergarden book from the Mexican school system and the entire thing is in comic sans. No joke.
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Nov 16, 20091:44 pm
#3 – you got the usage backwards in your attempt to ridicule someone else. “Baby’s” is correct. It’s “it’s” that is wrong. The word “its” is a rare case of there being no apostrophe needed to show possession.
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Nov 22, 20091:24 pm
Apostrophes mean, “Lookout! S is coming!”
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Nov 22, 20091:31 pm
#57 jsvice: um, yes we know, thats the funny.
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Wow. Its’ one of the best’s shirts’ Ive ever seened.
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