It looks like an outfit my 4-year old niece would put together during her “I can dress myself and I don’t care if it actually coordinates, just be glad I’m not naked” phase.
there are so many things i want to make fun of here, i just don’t know where to begin. like the bag. and the BIG EDNA patch. i’ll just pull a quote from the description and be on my way. “This is the greatest dress ever!”
I was totally going to buy this until i saw that the Corn Fed bag is not included. Like there is any way possible to pull off the dress WITHOUT the bag.
It’s a shame that the seller couldn’t con a friend into modeling this for her. I would love to see this on a real person to see if it’s really supposed to be that shapeless and un-slimming, or if it’s an optical illusion of some kind.
gah. It might have been better if she’d, I dunno, “recycled” those clothes SEPARATELY… maybe if I slash the bottom part off I can fix it into a cute goth dress for my neighbour’s cat.
Just kidding. I wouldn’t do that to the poor kitty.
“The bottom is lined in cotton muslin with a nylon net crinoline. I added an embroidery patch above the bustline that says “BIG EDNA”, of all things.”
ohman. oh no. apart from EVERYTHING ELSE, what on earth possessed this person to add an NYLON NET crinoline to this? i know there’s much to be offended in this dress, but the major clashing of fabrics is driving me so mad, i want to buy this dress just so i can destroy it
There is only one place where this would not just be acceptable, but exceptional and that’s at rugby sevens. http://www.nzisevens.co.nz/ It must be accompanied by a coloured afro wig and tights with rugby socks. And maybe some of those giant oversize sunglasses. (David Beckham doesn’t play rugby, but Daniel Carter might want to consider this for his Summer range!)
November 5, 2009 at 9:56 am
Would wearing these with my cleats and a sweat band be considered dressing it up or down?
November 5, 2009 at 9:56 am
STAMPED: Ugly.
November 5, 2009 at 10:02 am
It looks like an outfit my 4-year old niece would put together during her “I can dress myself and I don’t care if it actually coordinates, just be glad I’m not naked” phase.
November 5, 2009 at 10:02 am
Rugby. Babydoll. Partydress.- three words that should never be placed together…. (yeah, I know, I cheated on the last word…. so bite me)
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November 5, 2009 at 10:04 am
I shudder to guess what kind of party involves both babydolls and rucking/mauling. Maybe a scrumcap would complete the look?
November 5, 2009 at 10:05 am
someone, somewhere could pull this dress off, but we’d all make fun of that person if we saw them. that’s for sure.
November 5, 2009 at 10:10 am
It’s not even well-made. I can respect tacky, but only if it’s quality.
November 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
My eyes hurt!! Must be made by someone who thinks wearing 10 different types of plaid for golf is acceptable!
November 5, 2009 at 10:15 am
there are so many things i want to make fun of here, i just don’t know where to begin. like the bag. and the BIG EDNA patch. i’ll just pull a quote from the description and be on my way. “This is the greatest dress ever!”
November 5, 2009 at 10:15 am
I don’t know. I’m worried that the horizontal stripes will make me look fat.
November 5, 2009 at 10:18 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=32547171
I didn’t know what this one was until I read the description…I still don’t know what it is.
November 5, 2009 at 10:22 am
It looks like an upside down cupcake with eyelashes suspended in mid-air in front of a normal person’s torso.
November 5, 2009 at 10:23 am
@11 I think it’s the inside of a tauntaun.
November 5, 2009 at 10:33 am
this just doesn’t make sense. period.
(check out the mannequins on her site…kinda creepy)
November 5, 2009 at 10:37 am
I was totally going to buy this until i saw that the Corn Fed bag is not included. Like there is any way possible to pull off the dress WITHOUT the bag.
November 5, 2009 at 10:38 am
i’m pretty sure my four year old designed this dress. then realized it was too ugly for even her to wear.
November 5, 2009 at 10:44 am
I like when items that aren’t similar or necessary “go” together are paired to make an interesting outfit but this is just re-god-damn-diculous.
November 5, 2009 at 10:49 am
It’s a shame that the seller couldn’t con a friend into modeling this for her. I would love to see this on a real person to see if it’s really supposed to be that shapeless and un-slimming, or if it’s an optical illusion of some kind.
November 5, 2009 at 10:56 am
@11. It looks like a lampshade.
November 5, 2009 at 11:11 am
@#13 LMFAO… my husband agrees
November 5, 2009 at 11:30 am
I love that she offers the option of not having the “Big Edna” tag sewed on the bodice.
The dealbreaker for me was that the Corn Fed bag was not included.
November 5, 2009 at 11:30 am
New, from Lady Gaga’s “BabyLines SPORT”!
gah. It might have been better if she’d, I dunno, “recycled” those clothes SEPARATELY… maybe if I slash the bottom part off I can fix it into a cute goth dress for my neighbour’s cat.
Just kidding. I wouldn’t do that to the poor kitty.
November 5, 2009 at 11:38 am
It’s ugly, but I have seen worse.
November 5, 2009 at 11:47 am
This would rock with Yokoo glasses
November 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Eddy Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous) would have totally worn this.
November 5, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Wow. That’s it… wow.
November 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Wait – she’s claiming she actually made the bodice adding “a cotton muslin collar”! And here’s me thinking it’s just a recycled old rugby shirt……….
I smell a Rizzo…………….
November 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
one day you’re in, the next day you’re out.
November 5, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Throw in a big ass cowl and I’ll take it.
November 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm
this mannequin is a little too “it puts the lotion in the basket” for my comfort:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17773158
November 5, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Love to see it modeled by Yokoo.
November 5, 2009 at 5:11 pm
“The bottom is lined in cotton muslin with a nylon net crinoline. I added an embroidery patch above the bustline that says “BIG EDNA”, of all things.”
ohman. oh no.
apart from EVERYTHING ELSE, what on earth possessed this person to add an NYLON NET crinoline to this? i know there’s much to be offended in this dress, but the major clashing of fabrics is driving me so mad, i want to buy this dress just so i can destroy it 
November 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Is this person colorblind? Because if they are, then I’m sure this dress is A-Okay!
Fuck.
November 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Prom Date of Chucky
November 5, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@ 30 I thought it was a digitally enlarged Barbie at first!
November 6, 2009 at 1:49 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17773158
*insert cricket sound here*
there is something really creepy about this shop
November 6, 2009 at 1:59 am
Well, I know when I go out I love to have my breasts touching my skirt, just like an old lady.
November 6, 2009 at 9:48 am
/sarcasm: I just adore the big edna patch.
November 6, 2009 at 10:21 am
Temporary tattoos not included!
November 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
There is only one place where this would not just be acceptable, but exceptional and that’s at rugby sevens. http://www.nzisevens.co.nz/ It must be accompanied by a coloured afro wig and tights with rugby socks. And maybe some of those giant oversize sunglasses. (David Beckham doesn’t play rugby, but Daniel Carter might want to consider this for his Summer range!)
November 7, 2009 at 1:57 pm
……………….. is this a Man Skirt?
i think this might be a left over of the Dorkus clothing line from the 30′s *shudders*
November 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
But David Beckham is a footballer, not a rugby player. Hmm…