Why not prove to the world that you have money to waste, have no fashion sense, and love to provide free advertising for one of the largest corporations in the world?
If they are ‘made in Mexico’, then those shits should be Corona bottle tops. Whats with this Coca Cola bullshit?
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meh she could have at least said she smoothed out the edges so its not like wearing a razor blade on your ear… lean to one side wrong you might cut your throat………… though after wearing them. you might want to
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You’d need to buy one of the 200,000 cowls on Etsy to protect your neck. And get some fingerless gloves, they’ve got lots of those too. Oh wait, those don’t offer much protection…
November 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Hmmm, garbage jewelry. How about “upchuck-cycled.”
November 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I mean: Upchuck-Cycled!
November 5, 2009 at 1:21 pm
$10?! Maybe I should think about charging more for my “Upcycled! Recycled! Razor Blade Earrings For Women by Gillette.”
November 5, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Ah.. see they had me till they said it was made in Mexico. I only by Made IN USA.
November 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm
They’re gonna be big with the Emo kids………..
November 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The pretty red background perfectly matches the color of your blood as it drips from the nicks, scrapes, and gouges in your neck.
November 5, 2009 at 1:36 pm
On the upside…..this would have taught my kids not to tug on my earrings when they were babies.
November 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Does it come in Pepsi?
November 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Why not prove to the world that you have money to waste, have no fashion sense, and love to provide free advertising for one of the largest corporations in the world?
November 5, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Tetanus and capitalism aside, they are just Plain Ugly
November 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm
But they’re made with love and dedication! That counts for something right?
November 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
They are made with boredom and a hammer!
November 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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November 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
How about Mountain Dew? They may look good in Mountain Dew.
November 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
broken mirror earrings http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=17421307
some of her stuff is nice looking though.
November 5, 2009 at 2:23 pm
They’d accessorize quite nicely with the Rugby Babydoll party dress…
November 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
To#12,re: broken mirror earrings
mirrors are known for there protection characteristic…
because they send back whatever may hurt you…
….but will they send back these earrings?
Ouch! sparkly & cute, but way dangerous!
November 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
The way she cropped the photo makes me wonder exactly from which body part these are dangling. “Fun” indeed.
November 5, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Mexican coke does taste better than American coke cause it’s made with sugar.
November 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Also, I don’t think these are made with “love and dedication,” probably just made with a hammer and a rusty nail.
November 5, 2009 at 2:58 pm
They might sell if they were disassembled/broken and instructions were given on how the buyer could reassemble.
Do they have a Pepsi version?
November 5, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Yeah. F*(&KING. RIGHT.
November 5, 2009 at 3:04 pm
These are much more garbagy;
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30920411
November 5, 2009 at 3:11 pm
!!!!!!!! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=30484720
November 5, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Garbage indeed!!
November 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Soda ya think I Can wear these?
(Blondes have more puns)
November 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I’m a big fan of bottle cap art, but this ain’t it.
November 5, 2009 at 4:17 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=30484720
What exactly makes them “mexican” flowers as opposed to “cheap dollar store craft item” flowers?
November 5, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Coke cans are ALREADY recycled. We have a process for doing this. There’s no need for ugly jewelry to be made from them.
November 5, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Wow, someone would probably make more if they just returned their cans.
Oh Tomra!
November 5, 2009 at 8:01 pm
The flattened out cap kind of looks like a condom wrapper with a condom still in it… Coca cola condom earrings anyone?
November 5, 2009 at 8:59 pm
#13 VaginaDentata :
If they are ‘made in Mexico’, then those shits should be Corona bottle tops. Whats with this Coca Cola bullshit?
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30920411
Mas cerveza = jummy!
November 5, 2009 at 11:10 pm
“For all occasions and piercings.”
I guess not….
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November 5, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Hold on- they’re only for WOMEN?!!! sheesh, and I was going to get a piercing special….
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November 6, 2009 at 5:14 am
Yes, they are available in Pepsi: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=24890275
November 6, 2009 at 6:47 am
At least the model/artisan is cute and pleasant to look at…
November 6, 2009 at 6:57 am
Geez, no matching necklaces. She just lost my sale.
November 6, 2009 at 9:11 am
She deleted. Why? I loved it!
November 6, 2009 at 9:13 am
Gender-biased-US-product-made-in-Mexico jewelry maker…..
I’m offended
It’s gonna take a whole case of Modelos to cure my pain
November 6, 2009 at 9:44 am
On the up side they could be used as weapons on the downside don’t try to get on a plane wearing them
November 6, 2009 at 10:07 am
Yes! This reminds me of flattening tin bottle caps with a rock when I was a child.
Not that I’d wear them.
These, on the other hand, are pretty cool
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33398530
November 6, 2009 at 10:19 am
I instantly thought tetanus shot too!
November 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
“My girlfren, chicken wear dem on our date. We are going to eat pizza. I’ll eat my piece and chicken eat herpes too”
November 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm
While these indeed suck and look a wee bit slice and dice I do really like all her berry bead necklaces, they’re the good kind of recycle.
November 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm
meh she could have at least said she smoothed out the edges so its not like wearing a razor blade on your ear… lean to one side wrong you might cut your throat………… though after wearing them. you might want to
November 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
This is the only website where the commentary is actually witty enough that it augments, rather than detracts, from the rabid joy I get looking at the horrible mistakes other people make.
May the Elders of the Internet bless you and keep you.
November 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Do any of the proceeds from the sale of these go to the poor blind Mexicans who made them ??
November 9, 2009 at 11:38 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34097272
Headdesk
November 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm
i kinda like these.
November 12, 2009 at 10:01 am
You’d need to buy one of the 200,000 cowls on Etsy to protect your neck. And get some fingerless gloves, they’ve got lots of those too. Oh wait, those don’t offer much protection…
November 12, 2009 at 8:38 pm
#48 NinjaGato : Wow. That. is. wow. There are no words. But she does use a lot of them.