This is just…so…absurd. The pelvis/legs doesn’t exactly look like it’s trying to get away either. The expression on the face suggests that she’s considering running back to the knife wielding penis. Maybe she likes it rough.
At least it’s on sale. And at least the penis is saying “you’re” not “your”
Wow, the description descends rapidly from a comment on violence against women, especially sexual violence, to a saddening and almost paranoid fear of literally everyone. Who hurt you, Caroline?
What this painting really screams is SEXISM- why is Dick holding the knife and acting as an aggressor? I know more women who use men for sex and money than any guys who do the same- they’re usually too lazy to be bothered with all that mind-game BS. Maybe the chick should be wielding a half-empty pack of birth control and saying she can’t get pregnant… while tossing the pills behind her back as the child support check comes in the mail.
Or maybe the commentary on Knife-Wielding Dick is that he’s so big that it SEEMS like the chick is getting stabbed in the cervix when they have Happy Fun Time together.
Or maybe this chick is just really against BDSM and knife-play. Or an uber-feminist who goes WAY overboard, PETA-style- remember the teacher from ‘Daria’? Or maybe she has a victim mentality and can’t stand up for herself, so she thinks no one else can, either. Whatever the reason, I think a psych eval should not be…
“Not only love itself is dangerous, but also dealing with others.”
So, I have the right idea when I sit alone in my room and won’t go out in public. Good to know.
Penis Knees is going to be the name of the next band I’m in.
Not that I’ve ever been in a band except in high school… but still. That’s a great band name.
lol, memories of high school art class where emo, socially disturbed freaks painted crudely done, inappropriate paintings to try to get people to think they “understand” issues as serious as domestic violence and rape. $20 bet says this “artist” has NEVER been in any kind of relationship and wraps herself in plastic wrap when she absolutely, positively must leave the house.
I think the penis is pissed at himself for having E.D. That’s why the knife is aimed at himself. The Vag is merely trying to stop him from committing suicide.
YOu know, the artwork is horrendous…Helen is hilarious…but no where else will I actually go through ALL of the comments left by others. Every one here makes my day:)
@ 41 I think you should totally start a band and name it Penis Knees. You should sing about love, death, destruction, and that dealing with others is dangerous. A few knives on stage and maybe some anxious vaginas would make good props. I will come to all your concerts!
I know many people vent their internal psychoses through creating art but this…this truly warrants a psych eval. Put down the misused paintbrush, please. Please.
Lol the comments are the best. Perhaps the penis is mad since he got VD which made him all red and angry and she is rubbing her knees together because well she is burning up and itchy. lol
November 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I snorted at the “view this image in a room”
November 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
the penis appears to be about stab itself!?
love the ‘view in a room’ feature!!
November 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
please tell me this is painted ‘on wood’….
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November 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm
A woman in the Facebook group just said “if my mouth was that close to my vagina, I wouldn’t need a boyfriend.”
November 4, 2009 at 12:31 pm
One of the materials listed is “love”. HA!
November 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
The view in a room is classic!
This is just…so…absurd. The pelvis/legs doesn’t exactly look like it’s trying to get away either. The expression on the face suggests that she’s considering running back to the knife wielding penis. Maybe she likes it rough.
At least it’s on sale. And at least the penis is saying “you’re” not “your”
November 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I think I like this one better… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279
November 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I saw this yesterday on etsy…contemplated submitting it, but figured you’d find its hideousness all on your own.
*shakes head* it’s awful
November 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
The legs are doing the funky chicken dance.
November 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
YIKES!!! Paranoia! And a knife-wielding schlong!
That vagina needs to stop fleeing and whining and note the GIGANTIC target that is the BALLS.
November 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
That poor docent.
November 4, 2009 at 12:57 pm
The womanly legged creature looks like it’s doing the pee pee dance.
November 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Wow, the description descends rapidly from a comment on violence against women, especially sexual violence, to a saddening and almost paranoid fear of literally everyone. Who hurt you, Caroline?
November 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm
you know what else can lead to physical abuse, death and more???
knowing mad penises are attacking dancing vagina’s every where.
November 4, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Look what they’ve done to my Fleetwood Mac song, ma.
November 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
The vagina has horrific camel toe AND is pigeon-toed. Poor thing.
November 4, 2009 at 1:16 pm
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November 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Love may be dangerous, but this painting is even more so! YIKES!! I think the “artist” needs some one-on-one with a shrink!
November 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Why does the cock have to be the bad guy? That doesn’t seem fair. Maybe the vag is a huge bitch.
November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Totally agree with comment #12!
Also it looks like the penis is threatening self-circumcision.
November 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
#20 Calophi: LOL!! Very true!! Vag’s can be pretty bitchy if they want to be. I know mine has bad days and can be hell!!
November 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
People are so effed up. Get a hobby. One that does not disgust the human race.
November 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Now I want a vagina…. hold on, I can buy a knitted one- and no bloody pmt- yay!!
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November 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“Not only love itself is dangerous, but also dealing with others.”
So, I have the right idea when I sit alone in my room and won’t go out in public. Good to know.
November 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
This fits right into the fear-based society we have lived in since 2001.
At least the dancing vagina gets to wear shoes. Poor stabby penis has to run around and assault other reproductive organs barefoot.
November 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Maybe he just wants her shoes. He is barefoot after all.
November 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
DAMN!! It only ships to the USA!!!!
November 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279
interesting….
November 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
This is not funny… until “View Image In A Room” and then it is flocking hilarious.
November 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Every time I see “View this image in a room” I know I’m in for a treat. Good lord.
November 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Hah! Right there with you, buffoon.
November 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
proportion, people. proportion.
(view in room is, again, brilliant)
November 4, 2009 at 3:17 pm
#29 ihatecowls :
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279
interesting….
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Originally $80…now on sale for 7.00. That should say something, right?
November 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I can’t figure out if she is a misogynist, misandrist, misanthropist or a plain ole self loather (ran out of greek phrases for that one).
November 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ok…here’s the thing…
Why is there not a giant vulva? It’s not a pair of legs with a penis…it’s just a giant penis…this bothers me……..
November 4, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I wonder what the vag has done that she’s “gonna pay”? Also, the penis knees are very pointy.
November 4, 2009 at 5:03 pm
I only would buy this is the vagina was stabbing the penis- then it might be worthy of my home.
November 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@ #37 frostypumpkin : I wonder what the vag has done that she’s “gonna pay”?
Maybe the vag was the one that turned them both a burning red color ;P Flaming red STD’s anyone?
November 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
#4 Helen Killer – And I thought auto-fellatio references were king. All hail the new era of the auto-cunnilingus joke!
#11 lissonifan – I would sub in for the docent any day. On my day off from my job as curator of the Taint Modern, that is.
#12 TheAngstyOne – Agreed on the half-women’s urgent need to urinate.
#20 Calophi – Maybe the vag killed his father out of jealousy and his bloody revenge is rightous and justified.
All of that said, I just bought this. I can’t wait.
November 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Penis Knees is going to be the name of the next band I’m in.
Not that I’ve ever been in a band except in high school… but still. That’s a great band name.
November 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I was raped. I’m not ok with imagery depicting rape or glorifying it.
I just want to give a big public “fuck you” to the person who made this.
November 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm
What the fuck, it just sold!
I blame view it in a room.
November 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I need to start making weirder, uglier items and over-charging… If THIS sold…
November 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Is that…a vagina on legs?
November 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm
“physical abuse, death and more”
You mean there’s MORE?
But I don’t understand the dialogue. The penis pays ME.
November 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Why is there a giant penis and a normal sized pair of legs?
Seriously, the scale is just all wrong.
November 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
“That vagina needs to stop fleeing and whining and note the GIGANTIC target that is the BALLS.”
Amen, #10!
November 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Oh… oh wait! Maybe this is one of those man-hookers I’ve heard tell about.
November 4, 2009 at 7:31 pm
#13 you probably hit the nail on the head
kind of really sad to be honest
November 4, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I love it when you do the “view it in a room”…it makes me tingly all over.
November 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Someone bought this?? Seriously? Probably a Brooklyn Hipster.
When is this “artist” going to be featured on the front page?
November 4, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Helen, know that this is sincere and truthful: laughed out loud at the “view it in a room”. You have such talent with these.
November 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm
lol, memories of high school art class where emo, socially disturbed freaks painted crudely done, inappropriate paintings to try to get people to think they “understand” issues as serious as domestic violence and rape. $20 bet says this “artist” has NEVER been in any kind of relationship and wraps herself in plastic wrap when she absolutely, positively must leave the house.
November 4, 2009 at 9:14 pm
what can i say? i just love a pissed off cock wielding a paring knife.
November 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm
what can i say? i just love a pissed off cock wielding a paring knife. is it just me or does the camel toe look like kirk douglas’ chin?
November 4, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I also find knife wielding anuses very dangerous.
November 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm
this artist is DOING IT WRONG
November 4, 2009 at 9:50 pm
“Penis Knees?”
I just blew tea all over my Snuggie.
November 4, 2009 at 10:54 pm
uhhh how did we get from “love” to “violence, death, and rape” all in one terrible picture? Does she think they are synonyms? Aye yi yi.
November 4, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Ahh and #4, indeed the woman hath spoken the truth!!
November 5, 2009 at 12:05 am
#41 TheAngstyOne :’Penis Knees is going to be the name of the next band I’m in.’
Awww, will you need a ukulele player? I’m in!
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November 5, 2009 at 2:33 am
this put itself right on top if my favourites list.
this thread made my day.
November 5, 2009 at 2:34 am
but the “hard times” one is really great as well. unbelievable.
November 5, 2009 at 3:46 am
I originally felt that this was pretty misandrist, then I noticed that the penis was larger than the female creature’s thighs.
No wonder the vagina is scared of it.
November 5, 2009 at 4:10 am
#52 its not an “artist” its an a r t i s a n
November 5, 2009 at 4:23 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=15207045
I laughed harder at this one, especially the description.
November 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
For those of you wondering who bought this see #4 prof scammington
November 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
**post #40
November 5, 2009 at 8:22 am
I like how the sellers’ description says that it is 9X12, but he can paint a bigger one for you, and that the displayed picture is on “paper canvas”.
Which is a shame, because I wanted mine on paper masonite.
November 5, 2009 at 10:18 am
I wasn’t sold until I viewed it in a room. I’ll take a dozen!
November 5, 2009 at 11:07 am
the penis has a “moose” toe.
November 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I think the penis is pissed at himself for having E.D. That’s why the knife is aimed at himself. The Vag is merely trying to stop him from committing suicide.
November 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm
YOu know, the artwork is horrendous…Helen is hilarious…but no where else will I actually go through ALL of the comments left by others. Every one here makes my day:)
November 5, 2009 at 7:36 pm
@ 41 I think you should totally start a band and name it Penis Knees. You should sing about love, death, destruction, and that dealing with others is dangerous. A few knives on stage and maybe some anxious vaginas would make good props. I will come to all your concerts!
November 5, 2009 at 9:00 pm
#72 It’s moose knuckle ;D
All these comments just had me laughing until I cried. Thanks for that!
November 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Love the well rendered outdoor setting, quite reminiscient of Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass.
November 6, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I was thinking Rousseau…
November 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm
#78: I love Rousseau, esp. Sleeping Gypsy Dangler!
November 6, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I know many people vent their internal psychoses through creating art but this…this truly warrants a psych eval. Put down the misused paintbrush, please. Please.
November 6, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Omg, I’m lizzing. Thank you.
November 6, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Lol the comments are the best. Perhaps the penis is mad since he got VD which made him all red and angry and she is rubbing her knees together because well she is burning up and itchy. lol
November 7, 2009 at 8:52 am
i agree with #10….she has on pointy shoes, kick him in the rocks ffs.
also: if the vag didnt have a brazillian, she would look even more awesome.
November 9, 2009 at 6:53 pm
After a moment of silence me and my sister have both curled over in laughter over this. The first word that came to mind was “what?”
November 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
#41 and Pauldodo
I played the flute……I wanna be in the band….
November 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
#79 That’s what I’m sayin’!!!
November 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
#80 Surrealsim Salvador Dali…bling him…you’ll love his art…..difference …DALI HAD FREAKIN TALENT!!
November 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
#82 ha!
November 9, 2009 at 7:51 pm
So, I’ve been looking at the other items this person has for sale, and, for emo bar-bathroom art, it’s really pretty spot-on. I especially like the nod to the Illuminati: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vt_related_3&listing_id=18869392
November 11, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I keep telling myself to start crafting in the bedroom of bathroom. That’s what sells on Etsy, as has this hunk of wonder.
May 24, 2010 at 8:03 pm
The view in room is hilarious LMAO
May 14, 2011 at 3:33 am
I’ll bet you ANYTHING the guy who painted this shit is a fat ass loser who nevergot laid. ANYTHING!..
August 9, 2011 at 1:29 am
Adults may get a kick for this site, but I am certain our youngs ones should be limited to what they see! Lol!