Stranger Danger – NSFW

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Nov 4, 2009
12:26 pm
#1 AnonymousBastard :

I snorted at the “view this image in a room”

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Nov 4, 2009
12:26 pm
#2 quoz :

the penis appears to be about stab itself!?
love the ‘view in a room’ feature!!

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Nov 4, 2009
12:27 pm
#3 pauldodo :
please tell me this is painted ‘on wood’…. :)

p
x

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Nov 4, 2009
12:30 pm
#4 Helen Killer :
A woman in the Facebook group just said “if my mouth was that close to my vagina, I wouldn’t need a boyfriend.”

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Nov 4, 2009
12:31 pm
#5 Fae :

One of the materials listed is “love”. HA!

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Nov 4, 2009
12:32 pm
#6 Holly Weird :

The view in a room is classic!

This is just…so…absurd. The pelvis/legs doesn’t exactly look like it’s trying to get away either. The expression on the face suggests that she’s considering running back to the knife wielding penis. Maybe she likes it rough.

At least it’s on sale. And at least the penis is saying “you’re” not “your”

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Nov 4, 2009
12:37 pm
#7 itsnotschultz :

I think I like this one better… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279

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Nov 4, 2009
12:50 pm
#8 the_blackdog :

I saw this yesterday on etsy…contemplated submitting it, but figured you’d find its hideousness all on your own.

*shakes head* it’s awful

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Nov 4, 2009
12:50 pm
#9 Stiflers Mom :

The legs are doing the funky chicken dance.

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Nov 4, 2009
12:55 pm
#10 worldfamousfudgy :
YIKES!!! Paranoia! And a knife-wielding schlong!

That vagina needs to stop fleeing and whining and note the GIGANTIC target that is the BALLS.

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Nov 4, 2009
12:55 pm
#11 lissonifan :

That poor docent.

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Nov 4, 2009
12:57 pm
#12 TheAngstyOne :

The womanly legged creature looks like it’s doing the pee pee dance.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:01 pm
#13 dwax :

Wow, the description descends rapidly from a comment on violence against women, especially sexual violence, to a saddening and almost paranoid fear of literally everyone. Who hurt you, Caroline?

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Nov 4, 2009
1:06 pm
#14 vangoghbabe :
you know what else can lead to physical abuse, death and more???
knowing mad penises are attacking dancing vagina’s every where.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:07 pm
#15 Lennymud :

Look what they’ve done to my Fleetwood Mac song, ma.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:13 pm
#16 abnormalsanon :
The vagina has horrific camel toe AND is pigeon-toed. Poor thing.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:16 pm
#17 nigatsubebe :

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Nov 4, 2009
1:20 pm
#18 nigatsubebe :

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Nov 4, 2009
1:24 pm
#19 everydaymama :

Love may be dangerous, but this painting is even more so! YIKES!! I think the “artist” needs some one-on-one with a shrink!

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Nov 4, 2009
1:28 pm
#20 Calophi :

Why does the cock have to be the bad guy? That doesn’t seem fair. Maybe the vag is a huge bitch.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:33 pm
#21 The_Bint :

Totally agree with comment #12!
Also it looks like the penis is threatening self-circumcision.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:44 pm
#22 everydaymama :

#20 Calophi: LOL!! Very true!! Vag’s can be pretty bitchy if they want to be. I know mine has bad days and can be hell!!

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Nov 4, 2009
1:48 pm
#23 chicaflamenca :
People are so effed up. Get a hobby. One that does not disgust the human race.

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Nov 4, 2009
1:48 pm
#24 pauldodo :

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Nov 4, 2009
1:59 pm
#25 Kathleen :

“Not only love itself is dangerous, but also dealing with others.”
So, I have the right idea when I sit alone in my room and won’t go out in public. Good to know.

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Nov 4, 2009
2:04 pm
#26 KnifewieldingDIck :
This fits right into the fear-based society we have lived in since 2001.

At least the dancing vagina gets to wear shoes. Poor stabby penis has to run around and assault other reproductive organs barefoot.

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Nov 4, 2009
2:04 pm
#27 Withnail :

Maybe he just wants her shoes. He is barefoot after all.

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Nov 4, 2009
2:38 pm
#28 ihatecowls :

DAMN!! It only ships to the USA!!!!

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Nov 4, 2009
2:57 pm
#29 ihatecowls :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279

interesting….

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Nov 4, 2009
3:02 pm
#30 buffoon :

This is not funny… until “View Image In A Room” and then it is flocking hilarious.

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Nov 4, 2009
3:05 pm
#31 wonderlucky :
Every time I see “View this image in a room” I know I’m in for a treat. Good lord.

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Nov 4, 2009
3:05 pm
#32 wonderlucky :

Hah! Right there with you, buffoon. :)

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Nov 4, 2009
3:16 pm
#33 moi :

proportion, people. proportion.

(view in room is, again, brilliant)

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Nov 4, 2009
3:17 pm
#34 moi :

#29 ihatecowls :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=14527279

interesting….
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Originally $80…now on sale for 7.00. That should say something, right?

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Nov 4, 2009
3:44 pm
#35 Diana :

I can’t figure out if she is a misogynist, misandrist, misanthropist or a plain ole self loather (ran out of greek phrases for that one).

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Nov 4, 2009
4:01 pm
#36 Jea :
Ok…here’s the thing…
Why is there not a giant vulva? It’s not a pair of legs with a penis…it’s just a giant penis…this bothers me……..

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Nov 4, 2009
4:50 pm
#37 frostypumpkin :

I wonder what the vag has done that she’s “gonna pay”? Also, the penis knees are very pointy.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:03 pm
#38 clamchowder :

I only would buy this is the vagina was stabbing the penis- then it might be worthy of my home.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:09 pm
#39 everydaymama :

@ #37 frostypumpkin : I wonder what the vag has done that she’s “gonna pay”?

Maybe the vag was the one that turned them both a burning red color ;P Flaming red STD’s anyone?

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Nov 4, 2009
5:23 pm
#40 Prof. Scammington :

#4 Helen Killer – And I thought auto-fellatio references were king. All hail the new era of the auto-cunnilingus joke!

#11 lissonifan – I would sub in for the docent any day. On my day off from my job as curator of the Taint Modern, that is.

#12 TheAngstyOne – Agreed on the half-women’s urgent need to urinate.

#20 Calophi – Maybe the vag killed his father out of jealousy and his bloody revenge is rightous and justified.

All of that said, I just bought this. I can’t wait.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:37 pm
#41 TheAngstyOne :
Penis Knees is going to be the name of the next band I’m in.
Not that I’ve ever been in a band except in high school… but still. That’s a great band name.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:39 pm
#42 NinjaGato :
I was raped. I’m not ok with imagery depicting rape or glorifying it.
I just want to give a big public “fuck you” to the person who made this.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:41 pm
#43 NinjaGato :

What the fuck, it just sold!
I blame view it in a room.

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Nov 4, 2009
5:57 pm
#44 worldfamousfudgy :

I need to start making weirder, uglier items and over-charging… If THIS sold…

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Nov 4, 2009
6:10 pm
#45 lucyv :

Is that…a vagina on legs?

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Nov 4, 2009
6:29 pm
#46 Street Corner Hooker :

“physical abuse, death and more”

You mean there’s MORE?

But I don’t understand the dialogue. The penis pays ME.

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Nov 4, 2009
6:30 pm
#47 sar-sar :

Why is there a giant penis and a normal sized pair of legs?

Seriously, the scale is just all wrong.

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Nov 4, 2009
6:31 pm
#48 Sharawadgis :

“That vagina needs to stop fleeing and whining and note the GIGANTIC target that is the BALLS.”

Amen, #10!

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Nov 4, 2009
6:32 pm
#49 Street Corner Hooker :

Oh… oh wait! Maybe this is one of those man-hookers I’ve heard tell about.

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Nov 4, 2009
7:31 pm
#50 The Blue Kraken :

#13 you probably hit the nail on the head
kind of really sad to be honest

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Nov 4, 2009
7:48 pm
#51 panik :

I love it when you do the “view it in a room”…it makes me tingly all over.

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Nov 4, 2009
8:35 pm
#52 Devilish :

Someone bought this?? Seriously? Probably a Brooklyn Hipster.
When is this “artist” going to be featured on the front page?

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Nov 4, 2009
8:48 pm
#53 YankBoffin :

Helen, know that this is sincere and truthful: laughed out loud at the “view it in a room”. You have such talent with these.

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Nov 4, 2009
8:58 pm
#54 Memiki :

lol, memories of high school art class where emo, socially disturbed freaks painted crudely done, inappropriate paintings to try to get people to think they “understand” issues as serious as domestic violence and rape. $20 bet says this “artist” has NEVER been in any kind of relationship and wraps herself in plastic wrap when she absolutely, positively must leave the house.

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Nov 4, 2009
9:14 pm
#55 my vagina is megalon :

what can i say? i just love a pissed off cock wielding a paring knife.

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Nov 4, 2009
9:17 pm
#56 my vagina is megalon :

what can i say? i just love a pissed off cock wielding a paring knife. is it just me or does the camel toe look like kirk douglas’ chin?

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Nov 4, 2009
9:18 pm
#57 artistamuerta :

I also find knife wielding anuses very dangerous.

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Nov 4, 2009
9:43 pm
#58 personalearthquake :

this artist is DOING IT WRONG

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Nov 4, 2009
9:50 pm
#59 KnifewieldingDIck :

“Penis Knees?”

I just blew tea all over my Snuggie.

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Nov 4, 2009
10:54 pm
#60 priceless :

uhhh how did we get from “love” to “violence, death, and rape” all in one terrible picture? Does she think they are synonyms? Aye yi yi.

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Nov 4, 2009
10:55 pm
#61 priceless :

Ahh and #4, indeed the woman hath spoken the truth!!

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Nov 5, 2009
12:05 am
#62 pauldodo :

#41 TheAngstyOne :’Penis Knees is going to be the name of the next band I’m in.’

Awww, will you need a ukulele player? I’m in!

p
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Nov 5, 2009
2:33 am
#63 heidrun :

this put itself right on top if my favourites list.
this thread made my day.

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Nov 5, 2009
2:34 am
#64 heidrun :

but the “hard times” one is really great as well. unbelievable.

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Nov 5, 2009
3:46 am
#65 Thousandaire :

I originally felt that this was pretty misandrist, then I noticed that the penis was larger than the female creature’s thighs.

No wonder the vagina is scared of it.

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Nov 5, 2009
4:10 am
#66 ihatecowls :

#52 its not an “artist” its an a r t i s a n

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Nov 5, 2009
4:23 am
#67 regretmenot :

http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=15207045

I laughed harder at this one, especially the description.

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Nov 5, 2009
7:15 am
#68 Jea :

For those of you wondering who bought this see #4 prof scammington

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Nov 5, 2009
7:15 am
#69 Jea :

**post #40

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Nov 5, 2009
8:22 am
#70 JustJon :
I like how the sellers’ description says that it is 9X12, but he can paint a bigger one for you, and that the displayed picture is on “paper canvas”.

Which is a shame, because I wanted mine on paper masonite.

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Nov 5, 2009
10:18 am
#71 bffm79 :

I wasn’t sold until I viewed it in a room. I’ll take a dozen!

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Nov 5, 2009
11:07 am
#72 vangoghbabe :

the penis has a “moose” toe.

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Nov 5, 2009
12:44 pm
#73 Avivafae :

I think the penis is pissed at himself for having E.D. That’s why the knife is aimed at himself. The Vag is merely trying to stop him from committing suicide.

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Nov 5, 2009
6:26 pm
#74 shewolfe002 :

YOu know, the artwork is horrendous…Helen is hilarious…but no where else will I actually go through ALL of the comments left by others. Every one here makes my day:)

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Nov 5, 2009
7:36 pm
#75 frostypumpkin :

@ 41 I think you should totally start a band and name it Penis Knees. You should sing about love, death, destruction, and that dealing with others is dangerous. A few knives on stage and maybe some anxious vaginas would make good props. I will come to all your concerts!

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Nov 5, 2009
9:00 pm
#76 knitwithknives :

#72 It’s moose knuckle ;D

All these comments just had me laughing until I cried. Thanks for that!

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Nov 6, 2009
12:01 pm
#77 Stingray Charles :

Love the well rendered outdoor setting, quite reminiscient of Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass.

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Nov 6, 2009
12:13 pm
#78 vangoghbabe :

I was thinking Rousseau…

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Nov 6, 2009
2:27 pm
#79 Stingray Charles :

#78: I love Rousseau, esp. Sleeping Gypsy Dangler!

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Nov 6, 2009
2:36 pm
#80 portable wig :

I know many people vent their internal psychoses through creating art but this…this truly warrants a psych eval. Put down the misused paintbrush, please. Please.

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Nov 6, 2009
6:01 pm
#81 Jenni :

Omg, I’m lizzing. Thank you.

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Nov 6, 2009
8:49 pm
#82 Tdogdd :

Lol the comments are the best. Perhaps the penis is mad since he got VD which made him all red and angry and she is rubbing her knees together because well she is burning up and itchy. lol

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Nov 7, 2009
8:52 am
#83 Thistle :
i agree with #10….she has on pointy shoes, kick him in the rocks ffs.

also: if the vag didnt have a brazillian, she would look even more awesome.

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Nov 9, 2009
6:53 pm
#84 sicknessdoll :

After a moment of silence me and my sister have both curled over in laughter over this. The first word that came to mind was “what?”

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Nov 9, 2009
7:04 pm
#85 vangoghbabe :

#41 and Pauldodo
I played the flute……I wanna be in the band….

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Nov 9, 2009
7:04 pm
#86 vangoghbabe :

#79 That’s what I’m sayin’!!!

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Nov 9, 2009
7:06 pm
#87 vangoghbabe :

#80 Surrealsim Salvador Dali…bling him…you’ll love his art…..difference …DALI HAD FREAKIN TALENT!!

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Nov 9, 2009
7:06 pm
#88 vangoghbabe :

#82 ha!

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Nov 9, 2009
7:51 pm
#89 meminy the machete :

So, I’ve been looking at the other items this person has for sale, and, for emo bar-bathroom art, it’s really pretty spot-on. I especially like the nod to the Illuminati: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vt_related_3&listing_id=18869392

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Nov 11, 2009
10:49 pm
#90 VoteAudrey :

I keep telling myself to start crafting in the bedroom of bathroom. That’s what sells on Etsy, as has this hunk of wonder.

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