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Dead Ringer

I don’t remember Edward Cullen having a mullet. I think this might be Paula Poundstone.

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27 comments on Dead Ringer

  1. Cori51
    November 4, 2009 at 9:09 am

    I think it may be bat wings- not a mullet! Not sure which is worse…

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  2. Fae
    November 4, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Is that supposed to be a mullet? It looks like a lapel to me… but now that you mention it I have always thought of Edward as the new Billy Ray Cyrus.

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  3. Kamikaze-go-in Straight To Hell
    November 4, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Glimmer: 1 a : a feeble or intermittent light b : a subdued unsteady shining or sparkle
    2 a : a dim perception or faint idea : inkling b : hint, spark
    – Merriam-Webster Online.
    At least she’s honest, bless her heart.

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  4. jenny
    November 4, 2009 at 9:14 am

    /raises hand sheepishly. Sorry, it was me, i HAD to buy it. I know JUST who is going to get it for christmas…and no, I don’t hate her. She has a supreme sense of irony tho.

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  5. sar-sar
    November 4, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Okay, well, damn you Jenny!
    And if I’m supposed to think this is a vampire, as opposed to say just a guy’s head, then shouldn’t there be visible fangs?
    Are fangs not the most obvious sign of vampirism?
    Where the hell are the fangs? Cuz right now this is just a guy’s head.

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  6. Lennymud
    November 4, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Ah, how the times they are a changin. Apparently deathly pallor is the new tan.

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  7. pauldodo
    November 4, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Can’t be Edward, cos we all know what his eyes look like from that gorgeous ‘Eddie Eye colour Hat’we saw a few posts ago.

    Just sayin’

    p
    x

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  8. razberries
    November 4, 2009 at 10:03 am

    oh! he looks like Fonzie to me…actually, if Fonzie and Davey from that claymation regligious program “Davey and Goliath” mated, this is what it would look like…
    but i DO think it is a cute piece- just don’t think it looks like Edward-LOL

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  9. vangoghbabe
    November 4, 2009 at 10:23 am

    I’m thinking Davey on Davey and Goliath. The stop animation show back in the day when vampires didn’t shine.

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  10. Warm_Farts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Twilight vampires don’t have fangs. And where are the golden colored eyes? The Twilight “vegetarian” vamps have golden eyes.

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  11. crapgawker
    November 4, 2009 at 10:38 am

    YES!! This has the sparkle I felt was missing from the Twilight knitted hat of a few posts ago.

    @ #4 Jenny – Wow – I totally know! Regretsy is wonderful – like a one stop shop for everyone on your Christmas (or Hanukkah) list.

    *wonders where to buy lipstick in that shade*

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  12. Holly Weird
    November 4, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Crapgawker – just pick up a pair of those big red wax lips that kids sometimes get at parties or for Halloween or whatever. It will replicate the look perfectly.

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  13. worldfamousfudgy
    November 4, 2009 at 11:26 am

    LMAO!!!! Paula Poundstone!!!!!!

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  14. kalexis
    November 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    I would much rather wear a Paula Poundstone pin than an Edward Cullen pin. As in, that would be the difference between being mildly embarrassed for having a silly craft on my lapel and wanting to crawl in a hole for the rest of my life.

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  15. Warm_Farts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    There is such thing as Twilight makeup. Google it. ;) That’ll get you those lips.

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  16. addiosix
    November 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
  17. hello_robin
    November 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    I would love to know what the buyer plans on doing with this.

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  18. ihatecowls
    November 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    He looks like a creepy guy from the comic store..

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  19. Jea
    November 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    #16 addiosix : http://twilightbeauty.com/

    *headdesk*

    Maybe all that is overboard but I really like that make up…LOL
    Last night at Walmart I saw New Moon themed candy hearts…ya know like those valentine ones. But the sayings were twilighty crap…yeah that was stupid.

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  20. YankBoffin
    November 4, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Applause for the poundstone reference, I always enjoyed her standup. As to the item, I think it looks like a character from “Coraline.” Let there never be such a crossover.

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  21. addiosix
    November 5, 2009 at 12:29 am

    #19 In all honesty, the little glass house from which I throw stones has some pretty thin walls haha

    After I learned it existed, my new mission in life became tracking down some Peeps lipbalm ;)

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  22. Stingray Charles
    November 5, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Look out Gumby, it’s a vampire!

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  23. iamhydrogen14
    November 5, 2009 at 8:30 am

    @ #8 razberries: Hilarious!!! This IS the bastard son of the Fonz and Davey!

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  24. carecaribou
    November 5, 2009 at 9:37 am

    What boggles me about this is that her “African Lady” (or whatever) pins are so well done. How can the same person make such a beautiful face in one case and something that looks like crap I made in 7th grade Art class in another case?

    This brought back memories of 28 11-year-olds, all rolling out tiny tubes of clay for the lips of our clay mug faces. Also, the Santa kangaroos whose pouches served as … um … well, not entirely sure, but I think they were supposed to be candy dishes…

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  25. VaginaDentata
    November 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Paula Poundstone! I’ll drink to that!

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  26. Thistle
    November 7, 2009 at 9:08 am

    is it supposed to be blurry or am i just still hung over?

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  27. tdmac
    November 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    HA!!! “I think this might be Paula Poundstone.” Hahahaha…that was a fuckin’ good one. :)

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