/raises hand sheepishly. Sorry, it was me, i HAD to buy it. I know JUST who is going to get it for christmas…and no, I don’t hate her. She has a supreme sense of irony tho.
Okay, well, damn you Jenny!
And if I’m supposed to think this is a vampire, as opposed to say just a guy’s head, then shouldn’t there be visible fangs?
Are fangs not the most obvious sign of vampirism?
Where the hell are the fangs? Cuz right now this is just a guy’s head.
oh! he looks like Fonzie to me…actually, if Fonzie and Davey from that claymation regligious program “Davey and Goliath” mated, this is what it would look like…
but i DO think it is a cute piece- just don’t think it looks like Edward-LOL
Crapgawker – just pick up a pair of those big red wax lips that kids sometimes get at parties or for Halloween or whatever. It will replicate the look perfectly.
I would much rather wear a Paula Poundstone pin than an Edward Cullen pin. As in, that would be the difference between being mildly embarrassed for having a silly craft on my lapel and wanting to crawl in a hole for the rest of my life.
Maybe all that is overboard but I really like that make up…LOL
Last night at Walmart I saw New Moon themed candy hearts…ya know like those valentine ones. But the sayings were twilighty crap…yeah that was stupid.
Applause for the poundstone reference, I always enjoyed her standup. As to the item, I think it looks like a character from “Coraline.” Let there never be such a crossover.
What boggles me about this is that her “African Lady” (or whatever) pins are so well done. How can the same person make such a beautiful face in one case and something that looks like crap I made in 7th grade Art class in another case?
This brought back memories of 28 11-year-olds, all rolling out tiny tubes of clay for the lips of our clay mug faces. Also, the Santa kangaroos whose pouches served as … um … well, not entirely sure, but I think they were supposed to be candy dishes…
November 4, 2009 at 9:09 am
I think it may be bat wings- not a mullet! Not sure which is worse…
November 4, 2009 at 9:10 am
Is that supposed to be a mullet? It looks like a lapel to me… but now that you mention it I have always thought of Edward as the new Billy Ray Cyrus.
November 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
Glimmer: 1 a : a feeble or intermittent light b : a subdued unsteady shining or sparkle
2 a : a dim perception or faint idea : inkling b : hint, spark
– Merriam-Webster Online.
At least she’s honest, bless her heart.
November 4, 2009 at 9:14 am
/raises hand sheepishly. Sorry, it was me, i HAD to buy it. I know JUST who is going to get it for christmas…and no, I don’t hate her. She has a supreme sense of irony tho.
November 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
Okay, well, damn you Jenny!
And if I’m supposed to think this is a vampire, as opposed to say just a guy’s head, then shouldn’t there be visible fangs?
Are fangs not the most obvious sign of vampirism?
Where the hell are the fangs? Cuz right now this is just a guy’s head.
November 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
Ah, how the times they are a changin. Apparently deathly pallor is the new tan.
November 4, 2009 at 9:33 am
Can’t be Edward, cos we all know what his eyes look like from that gorgeous ‘Eddie Eye colour Hat’we saw a few posts ago.
Just sayin’
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x
November 4, 2009 at 10:03 am
oh! he looks like Fonzie to me…actually, if Fonzie and Davey from that claymation regligious program “Davey and Goliath” mated, this is what it would look like…
but i DO think it is a cute piece- just don’t think it looks like Edward-LOL
November 4, 2009 at 10:23 am
I’m thinking Davey on Davey and Goliath. The stop animation show back in the day when vampires didn’t shine.
November 4, 2009 at 10:37 am
Twilight vampires don’t have fangs. And where are the golden colored eyes? The Twilight “vegetarian” vamps have golden eyes.
November 4, 2009 at 10:38 am
YES!! This has the sparkle I felt was missing from the Twilight knitted hat of a few posts ago.
@ #4 Jenny – Wow – I totally know! Regretsy is wonderful – like a one stop shop for everyone on your Christmas (or Hanukkah) list.
*wonders where to buy lipstick in that shade*
November 4, 2009 at 10:53 am
Crapgawker – just pick up a pair of those big red wax lips that kids sometimes get at parties or for Halloween or whatever. It will replicate the look perfectly.
November 4, 2009 at 11:26 am
LMAO!!!! Paula Poundstone!!!!!!
November 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I would much rather wear a Paula Poundstone pin than an Edward Cullen pin. As in, that would be the difference between being mildly embarrassed for having a silly craft on my lapel and wanting to crawl in a hole for the rest of my life.
November 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
There is such thing as Twilight makeup. Google it.
That’ll get you those lips.
November 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
http://twilightbeauty.com/
*headdesk*
November 4, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I would love to know what the buyer plans on doing with this.
November 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
He looks like a creepy guy from the comic store..
November 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
#16 addiosix : http://twilightbeauty.com/
*headdesk*
Maybe all that is overboard but I really like that make up…LOL
Last night at Walmart I saw New Moon themed candy hearts…ya know like those valentine ones. But the sayings were twilighty crap…yeah that was stupid.
November 4, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Applause for the poundstone reference, I always enjoyed her standup. As to the item, I think it looks like a character from “Coraline.” Let there never be such a crossover.
November 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
#19 In all honesty, the little glass house from which I throw stones has some pretty thin walls haha
After I learned it existed, my new mission in life became tracking down some Peeps lipbalm
November 5, 2009 at 8:21 am
Look out Gumby, it’s a vampire!
November 5, 2009 at 8:30 am
@ #8 razberries: Hilarious!!! This IS the bastard son of the Fonz and Davey!
November 5, 2009 at 9:37 am
What boggles me about this is that her “African Lady” (or whatever) pins are so well done. How can the same person make such a beautiful face in one case and something that looks like crap I made in 7th grade Art class in another case?
This brought back memories of 28 11-year-olds, all rolling out tiny tubes of clay for the lips of our clay mug faces. Also, the Santa kangaroos whose pouches served as … um … well, not entirely sure, but I think they were supposed to be candy dishes…
November 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Paula Poundstone! I’ll drink to that!
November 7, 2009 at 9:08 am
is it supposed to be blurry or am i just still hung over?
November 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm
HA!!! “I think this might be Paula Poundstone.” Hahahaha…that was a fuckin’ good one.