Comments on: Tote that Barge

By: Thousandaire

Thousandaire — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:14:15 +0000

The rucksack the Army issued me was smaller than that, and I could carry enough gear for two weeks in the field with it.

By: Frankenkitty

Frankenkitty — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:49:53 +0000

Okay, outing myself as some kind of bag lady, but I like this. I carry a lot of shit (not literally) around, and if this was cheaper and in black and black, I’d probably buy it.

By: The Blue Kraken

The Blue Kraken — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:09:30 +0000

DAMN thats huge. thats NOT a tote its a giant reusable grocery bag, or something

i mean what else would i use it for? except to carry my dog. or to dispose of body parts. im sure a severed torso would fit in there well.

but then im the kind of woman who carries my credit card, license maybe a few business cards in a small metal card case, plus chap stick and no purse…. so I’m not one to talk.. probably someone would find this infinitely useful

and that’s mustard and thousand island…

By: buffoon

buffoon — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:49:15 +0000

It’s Ronald McDonald’s bag.

By: Lexiii

Lexiii — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:58:51 +0000

I need a giant bag like this to carry my numerous re-usable menstrual pads and vag sculptures.

By: silky_byron

silky_byron — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:39:02 +0000

Dude, if you tried to walk into ANY retail establishment carrying Monster Clown Bag, security would pounce before you could say “syrup and honey” (or “mustard and buffalo sauce” – that was awesome, smemilyanne).

By: Cath of Canberra

Cath of Canberra — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:50:55 +0000

Oh yeah, looks useful for packing sheets and pillows and towels to take down to the coast holiday house. Neat. I’ll offer $10, but I want it in maple and sour honey.

By: ourephemera

ourephemera — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:54:41 +0000

You know, I can appreciate a large bag, I like to carry a lot of stuff with me in case I get bored, get a good idea to jot down, I carry a couple water bottles. But you know, when carrying such a big bag (and I’ve never had a reason to carry something THAT big as a purse), you need to make it so that you aren’t making yourself a huge fucking target.

At least someone will think you work for the Ringling Bros Circus and won’t mug you.

By: regretmenot

regretmenot — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:43:30 +0000

She mugged a clown, stole his pants and made this monstrosity.

By: everydaymama

everydaymama — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:08:46 +0000

I can fit my 80 pound Labrador in it and still look stylish… Insane, but stylish

By: worldfamousfudgy

worldfamousfudgy — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:06:35 +0000

Since designers refuse to make “cute totes” in sizes suitable for larger breeds of dogs, this may be the answer… I was wondering if I would *ever* find the perfect tote for my 105 pound work dog… now if it only had wheels and possibly a color scheme that was not straight out of Romper Room…

By: Noadi

Noadi — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:35:57 +0000

I know a lot of painters with bags like this. They use them for carrying large sketchpads and canvases.

By: dr-awkward

dr-awkward — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:15 +0000

@#3: 138 bucks…

By: dr-awkward

dr-awkward — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:01:07 +0000

I could see a clown carrying this bag around. judging by the amount of makeup on this model, this is a strong selling point.

“make my cheeks look REALLY REALLY rosey, please”

By: AnnetteCurtain

AnnetteCurtain — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:22 +0000

If I was say, a hugely fucking tall female wrestler/basketball player. I could keep my monstrous knickers and size 34 high tops in this.
A girl can dream.