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Do you have anything a little bigger? I need to tent my house for termites.
Nov 2, 20098:28 am
I always wanted a bag I could live in.
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Nov 2, 20098:32 am
And it’s on sale too!
Can’t image what she tried to sell this body bag for originally!
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Nov 2, 20098:33 am
i don’t know about that cat video you posted but THIS, this is hilarious. look at the MAGNITUDE of the thing! i could live in there!
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Nov 2, 20098:44 am
How did she look at those colors and see syrup and honey? That’s mustard and buffalo sauce if I ever saw any.
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Nov 2, 20098:47 am
Oh god the last time I saw a bag as big as this I was at costco. They’re even cheaper there
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Nov 2, 20099:18 am
I’m going to need the matching back brace in molasses.
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Nov 2, 20099:25 am
@ #5 smemilyanne — you made me smile.
Wow, only $80.00! Shit, I’d put me down for 6! Does it come in chai & eggplant?
You know, my mom has bags this big… she makes bobbin lace and demonstrates at festivals and old timey places (and dresses up in old timey costume to do that): the bags are for her bobbin lace pillows… you know, she doesn’t use them for every day shopping, or for anything but carting her lace pillows to demonstrations.
oi.
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Nov 2, 20099:30 am
Who needs to carry this much crap around with them?
The suitcase I used to move halfway across the country for school is probably smaller than this bag. Crikey.
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Nov 2, 20099:31 am
In addition to syrup and sweet honey, she’s “inspired by vintage designs and nomadic behaviors”.
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Nov 2, 200910:31 am
barnbabe, thanks for that, it was hilarious!
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Nov 2, 200910:44 am
Reminds me of clowns…..
#shudder#
p
x
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Nov 2, 200911:29 am
and how nice that they got a homeless girl to model.
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Nov 2, 200911:31 am
I saw one just like that on the National Geographic channel – they were using it as an Arctic expedition tent.
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Nov 2, 200911:33 am
If I was say, a hugely fucking tall female wrestler/basketball player. I could keep my monstrous knickers and size 34 high tops in this.
A girl can dream.
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Nov 2, 200912:01 pm
I could see a clown carrying this bag around. judging by the amount of makeup on this model, this is a strong selling point.
“make my cheeks look REALLY REALLY rosey, please”
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Nov 2, 200912:02 pm
@#3: 138 bucks…
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Nov 2, 200912:35 pm
I know a lot of painters with bags like this. They use them for carrying large sketchpads and canvases.
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Nov 2, 20091:06 pm
Since designers refuse to make “cute totes” in sizes suitable for larger breeds of dogs, this may be the answer… I was wondering if I would *ever* find the perfect tote for my 105 pound work dog… now if it only had wheels and possibly a color scheme that was not straight out of Romper Room…
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Nov 2, 20094:08 pm
I can fit my 80 pound Labrador in it and still look stylish… Insane, but stylish 
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Nov 2, 20094:43 pm
She mugged a clown, stole his pants and made this monstrosity.
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Nov 2, 20096:54 pm
You know, I can appreciate a large bag, I like to carry a lot of stuff with me in case I get bored, get a good idea to jot down, I carry a couple water bottles. But you know, when carrying such a big bag (and I’ve never had a reason to carry something THAT big as a purse), you need to make it so that you aren’t making yourself a huge fucking target.
At least someone will think you work for the Ringling Bros Circus and won’t mug you.
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Nov 2, 200910:50 pm
Oh yeah, looks useful for packing sheets and pillows and towels to take down to the coast holiday house. Neat. I’ll offer $10, but I want it in maple and sour honey.
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Nov 3, 200911:39 am
Dude, if you tried to walk into ANY retail establishment carrying Monster Clown Bag, security would pounce before you could say “syrup and honey” (or “mustard and buffalo sauce” – that was awesome, smemilyanne).
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Nov 3, 200911:58 am
I need a giant bag like this to carry my numerous re-usable menstrual pads and vag sculptures.
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Nov 3, 20091:49 pm
It’s Ronald McDonald’s bag.
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Nov 3, 20097:09 pm
DAMN thats huge. thats NOT a tote its a giant reusable grocery bag, or something
i mean what else would i use it for? except to carry my dog. or to dispose of body parts. im sure a severed torso would fit in there well.
but then im the kind of woman who carries my credit card, license maybe a few business cards in a small metal card case, plus chap stick and no purse…. so I’m not one to talk.. probably someone would find this infinitely useful
and that’s mustard and thousand island…
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Nov 3, 20097:49 pm
Okay, outing myself as some kind of bag lady, but I like this. I carry a lot of shit (not literally) around, and if this was cheaper and in black and black, I’d probably buy it.
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Nov 3, 20099:14 pm
The rucksack the Army issued me was smaller than that, and I could carry enough gear for two weeks in the field with it.
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8:25 am
Geez…what the f*ck would you carry in this thing without causing yourself personal injury?
I guess you could use it to hide the body.
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