@ #5 smemilyanne — you made me smile.
Wow, only $80.00! Shit, I’d put me down for 6! Does it come in chai & eggplant?
You know, my mom has bags this big… she makes bobbin lace and demonstrates at festivals and old timey places (and dresses up in old timey costume to do that): the bags are for her bobbin lace pillows… you know, she doesn’t use them for every day shopping, or for anything but carting her lace pillows to demonstrations.
If I was say, a hugely fucking tall female wrestler/basketball player. I could keep my monstrous knickers and size 34 high tops in this.
A girl can dream.
Since designers refuse to make “cute totes” in sizes suitable for larger breeds of dogs, this may be the answer… I was wondering if I would *ever* find the perfect tote for my 105 pound work dog… now if it only had wheels and possibly a color scheme that was not straight out of Romper Room…
You know, I can appreciate a large bag, I like to carry a lot of stuff with me in case I get bored, get a good idea to jot down, I carry a couple water bottles. But you know, when carrying such a big bag (and I’ve never had a reason to carry something THAT big as a purse), you need to make it so that you aren’t making yourself a huge fucking target.
At least someone will think you work for the Ringling Bros Circus and won’t mug you.
Oh yeah, looks useful for packing sheets and pillows and towels to take down to the coast holiday house. Neat. I’ll offer $10, but I want it in maple and sour honey.
Dude, if you tried to walk into ANY retail establishment carrying Monster Clown Bag, security would pounce before you could say “syrup and honey” (or “mustard and buffalo sauce” – that was awesome, smemilyanne).
DAMN thats huge. thats NOT a tote its a giant reusable grocery bag, or something
i mean what else would i use it for? except to carry my dog. or to dispose of body parts. im sure a severed torso would fit in there well.
but then im the kind of woman who carries my credit card, license maybe a few business cards in a small metal card case, plus chap stick and no purse…. so I’m not one to talk.. probably someone would find this infinitely useful
Okay, outing myself as some kind of bag lady, but I like this. I carry a lot of shit (not literally) around, and if this was cheaper and in black and black, I’d probably buy it.
November 2, 2009 at 8:25 am
Geez…what the f*ck would you carry in this thing without causing yourself personal injury?
I guess you could use it to hide the body.
November 2, 2009 at 8:28 am
I always wanted a bag I could live in.
November 2, 2009 at 8:32 am
And it’s on sale too!
Can’t image what she tried to sell this body bag for originally!
November 2, 2009 at 8:33 am
i don’t know about that cat video you posted but THIS, this is hilarious. look at the MAGNITUDE of the thing! i could live in there!
November 2, 2009 at 8:44 am
How did she look at those colors and see syrup and honey? That’s mustard and buffalo sauce if I ever saw any.
November 2, 2009 at 8:47 am
Oh god the last time I saw a bag as big as this I was at costco. They’re even cheaper there
November 2, 2009 at 9:18 am
I’m going to need the matching back brace in molasses.
November 2, 2009 at 9:25 am
@ #5 smemilyanne — you made me smile.
Wow, only $80.00! Shit, I’d put me down for 6! Does it come in chai & eggplant?
You know, my mom has bags this big… she makes bobbin lace and demonstrates at festivals and old timey places (and dresses up in old timey costume to do that): the bags are for her bobbin lace pillows… you know, she doesn’t use them for every day shopping, or for anything but carting her lace pillows to demonstrations.
oi.
November 2, 2009 at 9:30 am
Who needs to carry this much crap around with them?
The suitcase I used to move halfway across the country for school is probably smaller than this bag. Crikey.
November 2, 2009 at 9:31 am
In addition to syrup and sweet honey, she’s “inspired by vintage designs and nomadic behaviors”.
November 2, 2009 at 10:31 am
barnbabe, thanks for that, it was hilarious!
November 2, 2009 at 10:44 am
Reminds me of clowns…..
#shudder#
p
x
November 2, 2009 at 11:29 am
and how nice that they got a homeless girl to model.
November 2, 2009 at 11:31 am
I saw one just like that on the National Geographic channel – they were using it as an Arctic expedition tent.
November 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
If I was say, a hugely fucking tall female wrestler/basketball player. I could keep my monstrous knickers and size 34 high tops in this.
A girl can dream.
November 2, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I could see a clown carrying this bag around. judging by the amount of makeup on this model, this is a strong selling point.
“make my cheeks look REALLY REALLY rosey, please”
November 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@#3: 138 bucks…
November 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I know a lot of painters with bags like this. They use them for carrying large sketchpads and canvases.
November 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Since designers refuse to make “cute totes” in sizes suitable for larger breeds of dogs, this may be the answer… I was wondering if I would *ever* find the perfect tote for my 105 pound work dog… now if it only had wheels and possibly a color scheme that was not straight out of Romper Room…
November 2, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I can fit my 80 pound Labrador in it and still look stylish… Insane, but stylish
November 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm
She mugged a clown, stole his pants and made this monstrosity.
November 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
You know, I can appreciate a large bag, I like to carry a lot of stuff with me in case I get bored, get a good idea to jot down, I carry a couple water bottles. But you know, when carrying such a big bag (and I’ve never had a reason to carry something THAT big as a purse), you need to make it so that you aren’t making yourself a huge fucking target.
At least someone will think you work for the Ringling Bros Circus and won’t mug you.
November 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Oh yeah, looks useful for packing sheets and pillows and towels to take down to the coast holiday house. Neat. I’ll offer $10, but I want it in maple and sour honey.
November 3, 2009 at 11:39 am
Dude, if you tried to walk into ANY retail establishment carrying Monster Clown Bag, security would pounce before you could say “syrup and honey” (or “mustard and buffalo sauce” – that was awesome, smemilyanne).
November 3, 2009 at 11:58 am
I need a giant bag like this to carry my numerous re-usable menstrual pads and vag sculptures.
November 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
It’s Ronald McDonald’s bag.
November 3, 2009 at 7:09 pm
DAMN thats huge. thats NOT a tote its a giant reusable grocery bag, or something
i mean what else would i use it for? except to carry my dog. or to dispose of body parts. im sure a severed torso would fit in there well.
but then im the kind of woman who carries my credit card, license maybe a few business cards in a small metal card case, plus chap stick and no purse…. so I’m not one to talk.. probably someone would find this infinitely useful
and that’s mustard and thousand island…
November 3, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Okay, outing myself as some kind of bag lady, but I like this. I carry a lot of shit (not literally) around, and if this was cheaper and in black and black, I’d probably buy it.
November 3, 2009 at 9:14 pm
The rucksack the Army issued me was smaller than that, and I could carry enough gear for two weeks in the field with it.