Bloody Hell – NSFW
You know what else is a perfectly natural bodily function? Explosive diarrhea after eating bad clams. But I don’t see anyone memorializing that on upcycled fake wood paneling.
Although, I could be using the wrong keywords.
You know what else is a perfectly natural bodily function? Explosive diarrhea after eating bad clams. But I don’t see anyone memorializing that on upcycled fake wood paneling.
Although, I could be using the wrong keywords.
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November 2, 2009 at 9:40 am
wtf world. wtf.
November 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
Ew. No one can look hot and sassy in green socks…
November 2, 2009 at 9:42 am
Oh, Helen, you slay me.
I would have more respect for this woman if she wasn’t wearing tube socks.
November 2, 2009 at 9:49 am
No, no, no, no, no NO!
November 2, 2009 at 9:49 am
DAT NECK
November 2, 2009 at 9:51 am
There is nothing ‘hot & sassy’ about someone who does not know how to use a tampon or pads. There is no need to leak all the way to your soccer socks.
November 2, 2009 at 9:53 am
wait, so, is it also perfectly natural in this day and age to just walk around letting the menstrual blood pour down your leg sans tampon…or at the very least one of those ‘Diva cup’ things?
“bleed wymyn, BLEED!”
side note:
you know, in India there is one day out of the year that the women get to BEAT their husbands? it is Lath mar Holi….
November 2, 2009 at 9:54 am
A woman can be hot and sassy when she’s bleeding, but not when she looks like a crack whore! There is no shame in menstruation, but this is just nasty!! Its blood! And Uterine lining! It is not sexy! Its gross!
Good frickin lord people…this is not edgy, its not pushing the envelope, its just damn ridiculous. People need to stop trying to be so out there!!
And it will sell, we all know it will, and it will just encourage the behavior. We have a responsibility NOT to buy this…
November 2, 2009 at 10:00 am
Even if there wasn’t any blood – this is woman is anything BUT “hot & sassy!”
Without the blood, it would still be qualified to be here and made fun of.
November 2, 2009 at 10:04 am
Moi, I have to disagree with you there. If people didn’t make shit like this, I’d have nothing to talk about.
November 2, 2009 at 10:05 am
I bet this person doesn’t know how to draw hands or feet. That’s what I do when I can’t draw the hands. Hide them.
November 2, 2009 at 10:08 am
Um, wow.
I can appreciate the idea; the follow-through isn’t quite so effective.
November 2, 2009 at 10:27 am
Holy fuck, why?
Why must uterine lining be “depicted” as sexy or sassy or “painted”? Uterine lining smells bad, it looks bad… and for fuck’s sake it’s a “blood vessel-rich, glandular tissue layer” — why would I want a painting of that?
And you know what, if it was really “sassy,” then it would be hot pink.
November 2, 2009 at 10:29 am
Hot and sassy? The chick in the painting looks like a corpse with one brown and one green eye? Sorry but this is in no way hot and sassy. More like gross and crappy!
November 2, 2009 at 10:32 am
Maybe this painter was watching the movie, “Carrie” during the Halloween holiday season and got inspired…
PLUG IT UP!
PLUG IT UP!
PLUG IT UP!
(for those of you that live under a rock and haven’t seen the movie, there is a “menstrual” scene in the beginning which is quite disturbing…LOL)
November 2, 2009 at 10:32 am
I’m scared to even look at their site and see what else they find fit to be a painting.
November 2, 2009 at 10:34 am
I know it’s a lot of work, but could I view this in my thirteen year old son’s bedroom next to his collection of MLB pennants?
This is vile.
November 2, 2009 at 10:42 am
Once again, I threw up a little in my throat….
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November 2, 2009 at 10:49 am
At least it’s on faux wood paneling. Otherwise it is just gross.
November 2, 2009 at 11:06 am
can we see this in a fine eating establishment? I really think it needs to be viewed in a room
November 2, 2009 at 11:17 am
Armpit hair and nipple-stained t-shirts turn me on.
November 2, 2009 at 11:22 am
it’s a crappy painting, but it always rubs me the wrong way when this debate comes up and people liken menstruation to defecation.
November 2, 2009 at 11:27 am
Well you have to admit, there are similarities. It’s waste, it gets flushed down the toilet, it comes out of an orifice below the waist, it doesn’t smell good and you generally feel a lot better when it’s over.
November 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
Well if you can walk through the mud you can fuck through the blood.
This paintings saving grace is that the blood isn’t ACTUAL menstrual blood like those batshit insane feminists who wear their uterine lining as lipstick.
November 2, 2009 at 11:26 am
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November 2, 2009 at 11:27 am
Judging by this painting you would have to assume that all menstruating women look like zombies on meth.
November 2, 2009 at 11:29 am
Actually, sar-sar, all menstrual blood doesn’t smell bad.
That aside… I find the most disturbing part of this being that the blood is pooling in the top of the tube sock. Nothing wrong with having sex when you’re having your period but I don’t see how feeling sticky blood down your leg, in your knickers, and puddling in your tube sock gives you feelings of lustiness.
November 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
wow. besides being really icky it is painted so poorly. is she floating?
November 2, 2009 at 11:32 am
Holly- you must also assume that all womens nipples become the size of dinner plates whilst they’re on the rag.
November 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
I actually think it’s pretty cool that this is painted on a piece of upcycled wood paneling.
November 2, 2009 at 11:34 am
If you squint at it, you can pretend she’s plaited her snatch hair and tucked it into her sock.
More or less disturbing? You decide.
November 2, 2009 at 11:41 am
This is just stupid.
November 2, 2009 at 11:45 am
just eww.
November 2, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I can see where she was going with this but it is just terrible. Still, I am ashamed at the opinion people seem to hold of feminists.
Also, I hide the hands and feet because I can’t draw them.
And finally, I think this product is worse overall
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13650899
November 2, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Please somebody give her the sexy vampire reusable menstrual godess XL/postpartum cloth pad and some corn poo soap.
November 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm
And once she’s all clean, dress her with the pink leopard goat coat.
November 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I really wish I could unsee this.
That’s ugly, even before we get to the spiritually ugly part.
November 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Poor Miranda….
November 2, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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November 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Wow. Just wow. She might want to hook up with Vinnie the Tampon Case distributor.
http://www.tamponcase.com
November 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Hot and sassy? She’d look like a meth head even without the blood
November 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I expect to see these panties paired with those socks in the next American Apparel catalog.
November 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’m not understanding why her feet are clearly not standing – either she’s suspended by something, or she’s laying down – in which case, how the hell did the blood run horizontally down onto her socks?
November 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Now that I have looked at this again and re-read the “artists” description, yes it is a normal function but MOST women are smart enough to wear a tampon, pad or something when menstruating, so obviously this chick forgot to buy some ’cause if it’s down to her socks she’s been bleedin’ a long while… Either that or she’s hemorrhagic! Why do we have to see every thing as “beautiful” these days? I’m sorry, but it is not beautiful!! And neither is crapping or pissing yourself.
November 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm
miscarraiges are a normal function too. either this lady is having one or she has one heavy flow.
November 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Am I really the only one that sees that this lady is too old to be bleeding? She looks like shes going through the change. The whole thing just says “hot flash” to me. And a little “cougar,” making the tube socks very, very uncomfortable.
November 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Every time something like this sells, I lose even more faith in humanity.
I know the things I try to sell on etsy aren’t the best and the photography sucks, but why would someone want this or, say, a paperclip on string more than actual art or jewelry?
November 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I love the fact that the seller has this under the category “Other Goodies”.
November 3, 2009 at 12:22 am
Nuageblanc you made me laugh! You’re funny!
Seriously though, I think this crackwhore’s Pokemon Pads really let her down. Quality products are what we are looking for here Etsy people… QUALITY!
November 3, 2009 at 1:54 am
Somebody do a Carrie White on that thing and toss it some tampons.
November 3, 2009 at 9:51 am
Is there a hanky for this?
November 3, 2009 at 10:41 am
#38 & #39 & #42- LMAO!!!!! Thanks!
November 3, 2009 at 11:33 am
Now, now. I think it’s clear from her distorted grimace, bizarrely contorted feet, and malformed hands that this poor woman is suffering from at least one, and probably several, neurological and genetic disorders. One of which, apparently, is a rainforest-intensity flow. Yikes.
Please stop them before someone figures out a way they can write in the snow.
November 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Hey the realism in this painting is astounding. I mean it takes you right back when she’s wearing the same socks I used to buy from Oldham market at the bargain price of three pair for a £1. Although I think in this case she would be better off rolling them up an using them to plug up her twink!
November 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Ew. Ew ew ew. Ewewew. Ew!
November 3, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to pick up some Catsup on the way home, and I need to do a load of whites tonight.
November 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm
BOL! oh no! oh Hellen this is hilarious.. Hot and sassy? THANK GOD they didn’t say classy!!! damn this is awful its like the perfect depiction of one dirty nasty white trash inbred ho.
… please shower.. please wear a shirt that doesn’t have a huge hole please wear a shirt that fits i dun wana see your belly, put your bra back on. oh! and please gouge my eyes out with a spoon before you leave
November 4, 2009 at 4:53 am
I’m going to start an Etsy Shop and sell paintings of folks performing acts of proper personal hygiene. Doesn’t seem like anyone there has taken that idea yet.
November 4, 2009 at 8:12 am
I’m sticking within my culture of secrecy and shame.
November 4, 2009 at 8:12 am
Got Pledge?….just sayin’
November 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm
This is the guy. The guy with a good attitude towards menstruation.
November 4, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Wrong on so many levels. And if you look at it from the knees down, the legs dangle like a person that’s hung themselves.
November 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Hot and sassy huh? Her face looks like it’s melting. I’d prefer to hide in secrecy and shame, thanks though.
November 5, 2009 at 6:20 pm
The pit hair is a nice touch….
November 6, 2009 at 8:14 am
Yeah, nothing says hot & sassy like pit hair, green tube socks and a bucktoothed come hither.
Going back to #5′s comment — look at her neck! It is nearly as long as her forearm!
Also? When I first looked at this, I couldn’t really tell if the woman was wearing a shirt or if that was supposed to be some weird ass tan line.
November 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm
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November 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Boy are you on the wrong site.
November 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
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November 7, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Oh, I understand it. I just don’t want a painting of it.
And listen, who really cares whether you use tampons or pads or wads of toilet paper or T-shirts? It’s your period, bleed on whatever suits you. The opinions of strangers is really meaningless.
Really, don’t let it bother you.
November 8, 2009 at 10:42 am
Honestly, why are people so defensive about their periods? There are far more worse things in this world to worry about…such as the fact that there are people out there who paint shit like this and think it’s good and then put it out there for us to see! What’s even more terrible is that I bet some fool is gonna buy it.
Stop the planet…I wanna get off!
November 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Even as a girl, and a feminist at that, I have to say I scratch my head when people start talking period positive. I mean, we don’t memorialize shit, or piss, or vomit. Menstrual blood isn’t that different from any other bodily fluid. Granted, no one needs to act like you’re a leper when you’re on your period, but celebrating it seems kind of weird to me. A painting of this chick shitting down her leg wouldn’t be that different in tone, and yet no one would be questioning us for…
November 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
mocking it.
November 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm
WHY WHY WHY?!?! And shockingly she hasn’t sold it yet.
November 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
So, I’m totally down with accepting body function as a natural part of life. I mean, seriously, I’m a nurse, I’ve seen some pretty funky body fluids on the floor. You mop it up, you move on. I don’t think it’s necessary, however, to glorify elimination of any kind, though. Menstruating sucks. It hurts, it’s inconvenient, and it makes me crabby. Just like bad art. Boo for that.
By the way, does it seem to you that maybe this woman has been nailed to the wall of a trailer? Yikes.
November 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Y’all are mean. The poor woman has obviously been shot in the groin. Look at the grimace on that face. That says pure homicide victim to me.
That said, that painting is ten kinds of nasty.
November 13, 2009 at 6:36 pm
This sort of represents the whole Etsy scene to me.
* They cover their hands & feet because they are (insert adjective here).
* Stuff is either lavishly under of overpriced. Work for peanuts or sell one for $50.
* They aim for hip, but like these socks, often stop at the knees.
*Body functions are not a private matter, but something to revel in.
*The foundation was promising (i.e., repurposed wood) but then something went horribly awry.
April 26, 2011 at 9:10 pm
I think the fake wood really added some class.
May 14, 2011 at 3:40 am
It looks like one of this sick pictures found in a serial killer’s basement after police have found him..
..and this “Women” on the picture isfuckin’ weird too. she has a Crackhead Head. a Girrafe neck. a 17 years old immature guy. a 20 years old boobies. an OLD lady’s belly wearing men’s underwear.. and a footballer legs..
ps. and this motherfucker creature is hanged up from the ceiling, Judging by the lower part of the painting.. Damn! LOL..
May 14, 2011 at 3:42 am
I mean a 17 years old immature guy’s ARMS. oops..