Reminds me of the time I saw an $85 painting of a corndog and didn’t buy it.

“Special occasion”? What kind of special occasion? A lumberjack wedding? I don’t know about you, but I don’t have the coordination to hold a log and a drink at the same time. How about we just put this in the fireplace and call it Christmas?

Sucks to be you, Georgia and Tennessee! I can have all the human remains I want where I live! Woo hoo! Someone pass me that femur. Om nom nom nom!

Nice to see Demi Moore getting into crafting.