Oh for God’s sake, it’s a dress, not the Shroud of Turin. It doesn’t make music, it isn’t full of magic and it doesn’t sing. I’m also pretty sure that Goddesses don’t wear clothes made out of old sweaters, unless there’s there’s a Goddess Thriftstoria I don’t know about.

The great thing about this is that you can also use it to remove Cheetohs from inside your keyboard.

Well, this is embarrassing. All this time I’ve been wearing mine in the right pocket! Live and learn, I guess.