I’m sorry, but this is terrifying. You want to give this to a child? I’m a grown woman and I want to lock myself in the laundry room. Seriously, when you’re following a pattern to crochet a placenta, you need a time out. Put this whole thing in the trash and go to Toys ‘R Us. Your kid is going to grow up to hate you anyway. Don’t rush it.

- Submitted by Sue G.

Get, up, turn around, look in the toilet and compare your turd to the product they just sold you. If only everyone had that kind of honesty.

Who would buy a drawing of an old lady taking a shit in a public bathroom? Is there a big market for granny scat and I’m just behind the curve?

Why is there no door on the stall? Is she peeing through her underwear or just not wearing any? Where are her pants? And why is there a mouse in the bathroom? Is this a KFC?

And what’s “imanginative”?

I don’t expect you to have all the answers. I just needed to talk to somebody.

“Unused thrift store wool”, sounds like the least sanitary thing in the world to store a tampon in, short of a used coffee filter. Not to mention the fact that it attaches to your keys and sits in the bottom of your purse all day, which greatly increases the possibility of getting a piece of Dentyne in your uterus.