Oh, like you could wear this without the hat.

And I like to imagine that someone broke your soldering gun before you could make any more of these.

You’re 40 years old, making yarn nests for imaginary creatures and pretending you found a lint ball in a tree. Get some fucking help.

I remember when Katie and Brian got married. No one thought it would work. He was a normal human being, and she had the legs of her conjoined twin growing out of her head. And she also had that giant right foot. We couldn’t believe she found pumps.