No seriously, this just creeps me the F**K out! Something about this guy, holed away somewhere making macrame masks just screams serial killer. Although the one pictured is MUCH better than his I’m pretending this isn’t a penis on my face mask. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=31265404
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Jute? Seriously, jute? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jute
You know, the stuff burlap is made out of… why would you want to put that on your head, unless this mask is supposed to be punishment like a hair shirt or something? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice
If she had any real creative vision or an ounce of originality in those talented fingers of hers, she would have added a vagina, a penis, vampire fangs, or at the very least, a tentacle, to this mask.
Oh SH*T! Thanks for making me look for the big, black nose mask! You’re handing out straitjackets too? I literally want to crawl out of my own skin now!
Honestly, I think if the artist had a good model– someone clean and festive– the masks would be a lot more appealing. No offense to the hirsute gentleman, but a cute model would make the finished product appear LOT more sanitary and hence sale-worthy. I’m just sayin…
wow . he could’a at least taken off the glasses and smiled a little. the comparison photo is great .. kudos for weird macrame but…… doesnt that itch like mad crazy?
the presence of the glasses in every picture on his shop is what gets me- ruins the pseudo-primitive vibe, dontcha think? Surely his lovely wife shamanatrix could have taken the photo for him, eliminating the eyesight issue….
As soon as I saw that mask, I thought “Bruce Villanch”…great minds think alike…LOL
This mask shoulda been made from hemp then at least you could burn it later and maybe get a contact high and some enjoyment from it
October 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
Wow, I didn’t know people still did macrame. Not since my mom got rid of the planter holder that hung from the ceiling in front of our window in 1976.
Props for the creativity of putting rasta and centurion together…who would’ve thunk it?
October 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
God I hope Bruce Villanch is reading this entry. Damn near choked on my coffee.
October 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
BAHAHAHAHA! Love the comparison photo!! I am still giggling
October 30, 2009 at 9:18 am
No seriously, this just creeps me the F**K out! Something about this guy, holed away somewhere making macrame masks just screams serial killer. Although the one pictured is MUCH better than his I’m pretending this isn’t a penis on my face mask. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=31265404
October 30, 2009 at 9:24 am
Helen Killer — you slay me!
Jute? Seriously, jute?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jute
You know, the stuff burlap is made out of… why would you want to put that on your head, unless this mask is supposed to be punishment like a hair shirt or something?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice
October 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
I actually just blew coffee through my nose.
October 30, 2009 at 9:27 am
Yes, your neighbors will never know you’re the local registered sex offender when you wear this stunning creation.
October 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
This better not be some weird sex fetish thing.
October 30, 2009 at 10:02 am
I have to say, I would never have thought to combine rastas and centurions. The fact that someone else did kind of scares me though.
October 30, 2009 at 10:06 am
Mr. Clause: Welcome back from your vacation in Jamaica!
Mrs. clause: I got you a gift, thought you could wear it to keep your head and upper face warm!
Mr.Clause: Well, thank you! always what I wanted!! Is it hemp?? I could smoke it! you HO!
October 30, 2009 at 10:10 am
Great. no Christmas this year kids!! Santa was arrested on the Caribbean Islands.
October 30, 2009 at 10:12 am
team this up with the panda mask underneath….. #shudder#
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October 30, 2009 at 10:25 am
it can be appropriate for halloween, other than that…:)
October 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
I think I need one of those cloth pads, I nearly pissed myself laughing.
Love the ‘black big snout’ one as well.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31265404
October 30, 2009 at 11:00 am
If she had any real creative vision or an ounce of originality in those talented fingers of hers, she would have added a vagina, a penis, vampire fangs, or at the very least, a tentacle, to this mask.
October 30, 2009 at 11:05 am
LMAO! The comments are killlllling me!
October 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
Now, I finally know what Boo Radley did to make a living!
October 30, 2009 at 11:10 am
Oh SH*T! Thanks for making me look for the big, black nose mask! You’re handing out straitjackets too? I literally want to crawl out of my own skin now!
October 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Why does Sasquatch come to mind when I look at that photo?
October 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I just want to say the commentary on this blog always makes my day..
October 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@crapgawker – The Unibomber comes to mind when I look at that photo.
October 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@ #20 kiru – why yes, now that you mention it I DO see a resemblence to Ted Kaczynski….
October 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“No,honey,don’t throw the hammock out. I’m sure I can do something with it.
October 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I wonder if he’ll make me a matching Whoopi Goldberg mask? Then I could have my very own Hollywood Squares.
October 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
This thing will haunt me in my sleep!
October 30, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Honestly, I think if the artist had a good model– someone clean and festive– the masks would be a lot more appealing. No offense to the hirsute gentleman, but a cute model would make the finished product appear LOT more sanitary and hence sale-worthy. I’m just sayin…
October 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I always wondered what Santa wears for facial protection on Christmas Eve.
October 30, 2009 at 10:39 pm
i am so terrified of bruce villanch. this did not help.
October 30, 2009 at 10:47 pm
wow . he could’a at least taken off the glasses and smiled a little. the comparison photo is great .. kudos for weird macrame but…… doesnt that itch like mad crazy?
October 31, 2009 at 3:14 am
the presence of the glasses in every picture on his shop is what gets me- ruins the pseudo-primitive vibe, dontcha think? Surely his lovely wife shamanatrix could have taken the photo for him, eliminating the eyesight issue….
October 31, 2009 at 9:00 am
God, I bet that thing fucking stinks.
October 31, 2009 at 10:27 am
This one scares me
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31265404
“My wife thinks this one needs tusks, most evryone else thinks it needs a loincloth!”
Most everyone else is disgusting. I need brain bleach now that I have the mental image of this dude in a loincloth.
October 31, 2009 at 4:10 pm
@#32 NinjaGato- thanks for that image
do you think he’s hairy like.. everywhere? *shudder*
November 1, 2009 at 5:28 am
I like it.
November 2, 2009 at 3:54 am
double-you tee eff? I am all out of snark.
November 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Survivalist macrame? Who knew?
November 3, 2009 at 11:59 am
@NinjaGato – dig how he describes his jute penis as “a bit bigger than most”. I may never love again.
November 3, 2009 at 5:06 pm
OMG this totally looks like something off the mighty boosh!
November 3, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I’m old gregggggggggg
November 4, 2009 at 1:53 am
Wait- is that Mikee from OCC?
November 4, 2009 at 8:29 pm
As soon as I saw that mask, I thought “Bruce Villanch”…great minds think alike…LOL
This mask shoulda been made from hemp then at least you could burn it later and maybe get a contact high and some enjoyment from it
March 5, 2011 at 6:52 pm
You know, this looks less Rastafarian and more Pastafarian.
May 14, 2011 at 3:45 am
You can sell it to some tribes in the Jungle (if they can afford it.. 80$..)