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Posted by Helen Killer

41 comments

Well, I found my Halloween costume!

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Oct 30, 2009
9:07 am

#1 jenigirl :

Wow, I didn’t know people still did macrame. Not since my mom got rid of the planter holder that hung from the ceiling in front of our window in 1976.

Props for the creativity of putting rasta and centurion together…who would’ve thunk it?

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Oct 30, 2009
9:08 am

#2 jhames :

God I hope Bruce Villanch is reading this entry. Damn near choked on my coffee.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:15 am

#3 everydaymama :

BAHAHAHAHA! Love the comparison photo!! I am still giggling

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Oct 30, 2009
9:18 am

#4 kiru :

No seriously, this just creeps me the F**K out! Something about this guy, holed away somewhere making macrame masks just screams serial killer. Although the one pictured is MUCH better than his I’m pretending this isn’t a penis on my face mask. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=31265404

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Oct 30, 2009
9:24 am

#5 sar-sar :

Helen Killer — you slay me!
Jute? Seriously, jute?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jute
You know, the stuff burlap is made out of… why would you want to put that on your head, unless this mask is supposed to be punishment like a hair shirt or something?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice

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Oct 30, 2009
9:26 am

#6 smemilyanne :

I actually just blew coffee through my nose.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:27 am

#7 Moons in Leo :

Yes, your neighbors will never know you’re the local registered sex offender when you wear this stunning creation.

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Oct 30, 2009
9:28 am

#8 Jea :

This better not be some weird sex fetish thing.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:02 am

#9 Holly Weird :

I have to say, I would never have thought to combine rastas and centurions. The fact that someone else did kind of scares me though.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:06 am

#10 vangoghbabe :

Mr. Clause: Welcome back from your vacation in Jamaica!

Mrs. clause: I got you a gift, thought you could wear it to keep your head and upper face warm!

Mr.Clause: Well, thank you! always what I wanted!! Is it hemp?? I could smoke it! you HO!

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Oct 30, 2009
10:10 am

#11 vangoghbabe :

Great. no Christmas this year kids!! Santa was arrested on the Caribbean Islands.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:12 am

#12 pauldodo :

team this up with the panda mask underneath….. #shudder#

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Oct 30, 2009
10:25 am

#13 grigiodesign :

it can be appropriate for halloween, other than that…:)

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Oct 30, 2009
10:55 am

#14 Eveline :

I think I need one of those cloth pads, I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Love the ‘black big snout’ one as well.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31265404

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Oct 30, 2009
11:00 am

#15 YippySkippy :

If she had any real creative vision or an ounce of originality in those talented fingers of hers, she would have added a vagina, a penis, vampire fangs, or at the very least, a tentacle, to this mask.

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Oct 30, 2009
11:05 am

#16 worldfamousfudgy :

LMAO! The comments are killlllling me!

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Oct 30, 2009
11:06 am

#17 yermama :

Now, I finally know what Boo Radley did to make a living!

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Oct 30, 2009
11:10 am

#18 yermama :

Oh SH*T! Thanks for making me look for the big, black nose mask! You’re handing out straitjackets too? I literally want to crawl out of my own skin now!

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Oct 30, 2009
12:23 pm

#19 crapgawker :

Why does Sasquatch come to mind when I look at that photo?

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Oct 30, 2009
12:28 pm

#20 ohsoretro :

I just want to say the commentary on this blog always makes my day..

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Oct 30, 2009
12:34 pm

#21 kiru :

@crapgawker – The Unibomber comes to mind when I look at that photo.

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Oct 30, 2009
12:37 pm

#22 crapgawker :

@ #20 kiru – why yes, now that you mention it I DO see a resemblence to Ted Kaczynski….

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Oct 30, 2009
2:33 pm

#23 Moons in Leo :

“No,honey,don’t throw the hammock out. I’m sure I can do something with it.

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Oct 30, 2009
2:34 pm

#24 NinjaGato :

I wonder if he’ll make me a matching Whoopi Goldberg mask? Then I could have my very own Hollywood Squares.

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Oct 30, 2009
4:32 pm

#25 sweetbirdofparadox :

This thing will haunt me in my sleep!

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Oct 30, 2009
6:39 pm

#26 worldfamousfudgy :

Honestly, I think if the artist had a good model– someone clean and festive– the masks would be a lot more appealing. No offense to the hirsute gentleman, but a cute model would make the finished product appear LOT more sanitary and hence sale-worthy. I’m just sayin…

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Oct 30, 2009
7:20 pm

#27 NinjaGato :

I always wondered what Santa wears for facial protection on Christmas Eve.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:39 pm

#28 hello mcfly :

i am so terrified of bruce villanch. this did not help.

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Oct 30, 2009
10:47 pm

#29 The Blue Kraken :

wow . he could’a at least taken off the glasses and smiled a little. the comparison photo is great .. kudos for weird macrame but…… doesnt that itch like mad crazy?

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Oct 31, 2009
3:14 am

#30 sally :

the presence of the glasses in every picture on his shop is what gets me- ruins the pseudo-primitive vibe, dontcha think? Surely his lovely wife shamanatrix could have taken the photo for him, eliminating the eyesight issue….

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Oct 31, 2009
9:00 am

#31 br549xt93 :

God, I bet that thing fucking stinks.

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Oct 31, 2009
10:27 am

#32 NinjaGato :

This one scares me
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31265404

“My wife thinks this one needs tusks, most evryone else thinks it needs a loincloth!”

Most everyone else is disgusting. I need brain bleach now that I have the mental image of this dude in a loincloth.

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Oct 31, 2009
4:10 pm

#33 emily :

@#32 NinjaGato- thanks for that image do you think he’s hairy like.. everywhere? *shudder*

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Nov 1, 2009
5:28 am

#34 StinkBait :

I like it.

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Nov 2, 2009
3:54 am

#35 Cath of Canberra :

double-you tee eff? I am all out of snark.

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Nov 2, 2009
12:53 pm

#36 AgoutiAvenger :

Survivalist macrame? Who knew?

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Nov 3, 2009
11:59 am

#37 silky_byron :

@NinjaGato – dig how he describes his jute penis as “a bit bigger than most”. I may never love again.

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Nov 3, 2009
5:06 pm

#38 projectkennedy :

OMG this totally looks like something off the mighty boosh!

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Nov 3, 2009
5:07 pm

#39 projectkennedy :

I’m old gregggggggggg

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Nov 4, 2009
1:53 am

#40 SarcasmRus :

Wait- is that Mikee from OCC?

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Nov 4, 2009
8:29 pm

#41 razberries :

As soon as I saw that mask, I thought “Bruce Villanch”…great minds think alike…LOL
This mask shoulda been made from hemp then at least you could burn it later and maybe get a contact high and some enjoyment from it

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